Oracle Responds To Java Security Critics With Massive 50 Flaw Patch Update
darthcamaro writes "Oracle has been slammed a lot in recent months about its lackluster handling of Java security. Now Oracle is responding as strongly as it can with one of the largest Java security updates in history. 50 flaws in total with the vast majority carrying the highest-possible CVSS score of 10."
Supercop Oracle: I caught 50 powerful top grade thieves in my neighbourhood!! I am great!!!!
Ordinary cop: Why did you allow 50 scoundrels in the first place?
If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
No doubt, this evens the scales after decades of buffer overun exploits. Especially given the explosive popularity of applets.
3. PROFIT!
Java browser, eh?
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Well, they could use the exploits in older versions of Java to update to the new version automatically...
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