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Iran Unveils Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet, the Qaher F-313

An anonymous reader writes "Iran has unveiled a new home-made combat aircraft, which officials say can evade radar. The single-seat Qaher F313 (Dominant F313) is the latest design produced by Iran's military since it launched the Azarakhsh (Lightning), in 2007. President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had 'almost all the positive features' of the world's most sophisticated jets.Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing."

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  1. I've seen a lot of 'shops' in my day by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    and the pixels are a dead giveaway here

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    1. Re:I've seen a lot of 'shops' in my day by spxZA · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly! It's a *stealth* plane. You aren't meant to see stealth anything. Clearly created in a studio.

  2. very very stealthy by sribe · · Score: 5, Funny

    So stealthy, that I bet no other country will ever be able to detect one in flight ;-)

    1. Re:very very stealthy by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can assure you that AM/FM cassette player at the top is for realz. I have the same one in my car.

    2. Re:very very stealthy by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pretty sure other prototypes don't have that 8 track player in the bottom middle of their console though.

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    3. Re:very very stealthy by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      So their pilots can Rock the Casbah?

  3. "Alsmost all features" by MadTinfoilHatter · · Score: 3, Funny

    President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had 'almost all the positive features' of the world's most sophisticated jets.

    Riiight...

    Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing."

    Well, those were not among the features that this aircraft has in common with its Western counterparts.

  4. MST3k line applies here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's Cardboard."

  5. Re:Looks like a model by Sulphur · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Thrustmaster Mark II joystick stuck to a pole"

    That is the last time I lend my gaming gear to Abdas! I wonder why he wanted to borrow my duct tape as well.

    That is duck tape used to assemble canards.