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  1. Australia, are you noting this? on An Amphibian Fungus Has Become 'The Most Deadly Pathogen Known To Science' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here is finally something you could introduce to get rid of those pesky cane toads! I foresee no problems whatsoever. :-)

  2. Missing the point on Interviews: Red Hat CEO Jim Whitehurst Answers Your Questions (redhat.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Any change like systemd is going to disruptive."

    And that's where he completely misses the point. In the UNIX world, swapping out one component for another doing the same thing should be like swapping out a Lego (tm) brick for a different colored one. It doesn't have to be disruptive, and if it is YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG!!!

  3. Re:Don't worry, they have a solution on Japan Researchers Warn of Fingerprint Theft From 'Peace' Sign (phys.org) · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to lower your index finger.

    The point was that you don't even need to do that.

  4. Don't worry, they have a solution on Japan Researchers Warn of Fingerprint Theft From 'Peace' Sign (phys.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    The proposed solution is to hold your hand the other way around exposing only your fingernails. ;-)

  5. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! on How G.E. Is Transforming Into An IoT Start-Up (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2

    GE transforming to a startup? Yeah, and on the same note I'm sure that the local circus elephant will learn to fly and soar through the skies any day now. Seriously, as someone who's been working as a contractor for GE for almost 2 years now, the notion of them becoming a startup is utterly ridiculous. In practice the "startup" changes have meant abandoning personal office space for noisy productivity-destroying open plan offices, appointing someone as "scrum master", slapping a parody of scrum on top of the waterfall model and calling it agile.

    Seriously, what the would need to do is shave off about 7 layers of bureaucracy, because right now, something as simple as trying to get QA to accept that the test reports generated by the test automation are not going to be identical to the ones that were previously used when testing was done by hand is a six month political struggle where managers of different departments have to assert themselves in a dick measuring competition. I'd say these guys are about 123 years away from being a startup... :-P

  6. Re:One Line on Tetris Is Hard To Test · · Score: 1

    It's simple enough to implement in a shell script. At least three or four of us have done it over the years.

    True. Here is one example: http://miria.homelinuxserver.o...

  7. Re:This is the problem with Linux Security on 5-Year-Old Linux Kernel Bug Fixed · · Score: 1

    A bug that allows remote code execution or even a DoS is a much, much bigger issues than fixing the user experience or minor stability issues.

    May be. But this particular bug does not allow remote anything. It requires a local malicious user. PFTFCVELITS (Please Follow The Fine CVE Link In The Summary)

  8. Quantum fluctuations != nothing on Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is an abuse of the word "nothing", which is a universal negation "not anything". But quantum fluctuations in the quantum vacuum are something, and not nothing. The research might be interesting, but it does nothing for the question the philosopher is asking when he is wondering "Why there is somerthing rather than nothing?"

  9. Ministry of truth on Bradley Manning Says He's Sorry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After a few months in the basement of the ministry of truth he had finally learned to love Big Brother...

  10. "Alsmost all features" on Iran Unveils Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet, the Qaher F-313 · · Score: 3, Funny

    President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had 'almost all the positive features' of the world's most sophisticated jets.

    Riiight...

    Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing."

    Well, those were not among the features that this aircraft has in common with its Western counterparts.

  11. rms is right on Sony DVR Useless After Rovi Stops TV Guide OnScreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why proprietary software is a bad thing and we should avoid products like this.

  12. Re:Soooo on Entangled Particles Break Classical Law of Thermodynamics, Say Physicists · · Score: 3, Informative

    No mention of hell in the Bible? Informative? Seriously?

    But the fearful, and the unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, will have their part in the Lake burning with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.
    -Revelations 21:8

  13. Re:Hilarious, in a sad way. on Swedish Supreme Court Refuses Appeal In Pirate Bay Case · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They could just do something similar to what the movie industry pulled a long time ago (in order to nerf Edison's patents): move someplace where their actions are not illegal.

    They did. They performed all their actions in Sweden where their actions were not illegal. This is also why there for a long time were no action taken against TPB, despite the site being far from unknown to the prosecutors of that country. Then after a few years the MAFIAA started pressing for US politicians to do something about this. They in turn put pressure on Swedish politicians (behind the scenes, since in Swden it's illegal for the politicians to tell the prosecutors what to do). Suddenly their servers are confiscated and they're put into a courtroom before a judge who conveniently happens to have close ties to the Swedish MAFIAA-equivalent...

  14. Re:I don't get it... on Skype Goes After Reverse-Engineering · · Score: 1

    Skype and their PR people are calling the project "malicious" and "nefarious", but it sounds like all it does is emulate Skype

    Prosecution rests...

  15. Translation on Sony Introduces 'PSN Pass' To Fight Used Game Sales · · Score: 2

    Sony's explanation for the Pass will probably leave you wishing Google Translate supported marketing-speak: "This is an important initiative as it allows us to accelerate our commitment to enhancing premium online services across our first party game portfolio."

    Let me do the honors: "Bend over suckers."

  16. Re:Smell test on Apache Subversion To WANdisco, Inc: Get Real · · Score: 2, Informative

    This just in: due to negative publicity surrounding his comments, WANdisco CEO David Richards has announced plans to rename the company WANkers.

    I recently had to assist implementing this software, and trust me, your suggestion would be a much more appropriate name. WANdisco is a horribly expensive solution to a problem that can be solved in much better and cheaper ways (the most obvious one being using something better than SVN in the first place). WANdisco essentially tries to do is turn the turd that is SVN into the turd that is ClearCase. Bleh!

  17. Re:Confusing naming on AMD's New Flagship HD 6970 Tested · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and a 9xxx card is older than either of them. It's all perfectly logical. :-)

  18. Re:Secrecy on WikiLeaks Under Denial of Service Attack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whatever happened to justice against people who commit (war) crimes?

    That "justice" only ever existed for the war criminals on the losing side. Silly.

  19. Re:Easily swappable parts on Bloom Laptop Designed For Easy Disassembly · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. Apple's machines are generally very well designed but are generally a pain in the ass to dissemble and service.

    That depends on what you mean by "well designed". Apple's offerings look good, and are decently sturdy, sure. They aren't designed with serviceability in mind, though. If anything they're designed to be a pain in the ass to service, so that noone besides Apple service points will want to touch them.

    There should be no reason why a laptop couldn't be well designed like an Apple, and easy to service. These are in no way mutually exclusive, which was the GP's point.

  20. Re:Easily swappable parts on Bloom Laptop Designed For Easy Disassembly · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but this might finally be a way to not being forced to pay the M$-tax on laptops. At least in this country it's currently - for all practical purposes - impossible.

    Also, I used to work for a computer repair shop. We would have eaten these things up. We really hated the typical laptops which were a RPITA to work with, and almost impossible to fix even when you discovered the problem. I've really been looking forward to something like this.

  21. Re:Fatally flawed!! on Building the Zero-Fatality Car · · Score: 1

    Let's take the "Pedestrian detection with auto brake" feature for example:

    Let's also hope it works better than their vehicle detection with auto brake... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ6z3IArINI

  22. Re:My understanding is .... on SugarCRM 6 Released, But Is It Open Source? · · Score: 1

    While that's what the purely semantic meaning of the phrase would imply, it's not what the OSI means by "Open Source". Their definition http://www.opensource.org/docs/osd is far more narrow. So is the FSF's definition of "Free Software" http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html and these are the definitions most people use...

  23. Re:non-operating temperature range... on iPhone's Liquid Sensors Can Be Triggered By Wintertime Use · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Finnish winters aren't as frigid as I was led to believe.

    Hmmm... (looks at thermometer). A nice brisk -24 C. I think I'll defrost my freezer today. Just toss the stuff out on the balcony, and I'm set.

    (Posting from Helsinki, Finland)

  24. Re:I'm inpressed by the chemists who deduced ... on IBM Images a Single Molecule · · Score: 4, Informative

    The funny thing is that the first person to deduce this (Friedrich August Kekulé von Stradonitz) realized the solution to the problem of structure, after having a dream in which a snake bit its own tail.

  25. Re:A semantic quibble about these things (rant?) on Periodic Table Gets a New, Unnamed Element · · Score: 1

    No problem: "half life" is just the period of time that an atom has a 0.5 probability of surviving.

    I believe that the GP was referring to the fact that the word "atom" means "undividable". But that's just my guess, of course...