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Paper On Conspiratorial Thinking Invokes Conspiratorial Thinking

Layzej writes "Last summer a paper investigating the link between conspiratorial thinking and the rejection of climate science provoked a response on blogs skeptical of the scientific consensus that appeared to illustrate the very cognitive processes at the center of the research. This generated data for a new paper titled 'Recursive fury: Conspiracist ideation in the blogosphere in response to research on conspiracist ideation (PDF).' The researchers reviewed the reactions for evidence of conspiratorial thinking, including the presumption of nefarious intent, perception of persecution, the tendency to detect meaning in random events, and the ability to interpret contrary evidence as evidence that the conspiracy is even greater in scope that was originally believed. Some of the hypotheses promoted to dismiss the findings of the original paper ultimately grew in scope to include actors beyond the authors, such as university executives, a media organization, and the Australian government. It is not clear whether the response to this paper will itself provide data for further research, or how far down this recursion could progress. I fear the answer may be 'all the way.'"

371 comments

  1. first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    recursion

    1. Re:first by webmistressrachel · · Score: 5, Funny

      "from the elvis-lives-on-the-moon-with-hitler dept." - from the strapline of the title...

      I was convinced beyond all doubt that Elvis was living with Diana in a guest house in Blackpool, but then again, I am a Brit, so I would think that...

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    2. Re:first by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 0

      See also: first.

    3. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "from the elvis-lives-on-the-moon-with-hitler dept." - from the strapline of the title...

      I was convinced beyond all doubt that Elvis was living with Diana in a guest house in Blackpool, but then again, I am a Brit, so I would think that...

      Well, there's a Blackpool on the moon. And yes, Elvis is living with Diana in a guest house up there. In Hitler's guest house, to be exact.

    4. Re:first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That can only mean that Diana is in fact Hitler, and Blackpool is on the moon D:.

    5. Re:first by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I think Blackpool would be too tacky even for The King. Mind you, Di would fit in quite well, she was a bit of a knob jockey by all accounts.

      Old joke:

      Q: How can you tell when a Blackpool girl has an orgasm?

      A: She drops her chips.

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    6. Re:first by Applekid · · Score: 1

      ?STACK OVERFLOW

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    7. Re:first by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      Uggghh, yuk... although by all accounts, the Chorley girls are far worse for tackiness than Blackpool ones...

      also, I disagree, it would be right up that tacky, plastic, sleazy "King's" street. That's where he is, in a guest house, with Diana. Somebody prove me wrong, and while we're at it, I've yet to see even a sensible argument contradicting my sighting of the Great Teapot!

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  2. turtles by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    all the way down.

    The turtles are behind it all in the end.

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    1. Re:turtles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think this is a prime example of how the government is working with aliens... er... what?!?

    2. Re:turtles by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Are they teenaged, mutants, ninjas, and have a love of pizza?

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    3. Re:turtles by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      Stop it! It's too early for recursion!

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    4. Re:turtles by msheekhah · · Score: 1

      John Grinder, is that you?

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  3. Yo dawg by dabadab · · Score: 4, Funny

    I herd you like conspiration theories

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    1. Re:Yo dawg by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait a minute! Who told you?!!

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    2. Re:Yo dawg by bidule · · Score: 1

      Conspiration theories are not sheeps!

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    3. Re:Yo dawg by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Obviously he was spying on you...

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    4. Re:Yo dawg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn i was just about to go "Yo Dawg i herd..." but you beat me to it...arggghh

    5. Re:Yo dawg by Xyanthiae · · Score: 1

      Oh jeeze, now I'm going to have to kill you. That was confidential information...hahaha.

  4. It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Bongo · · Score: 0

    Let's all remember the study was objective and measured what people are thinking. Reality! Those conspiracy nuts better put on their tinfoil hats because the scientists know who they are!

    Let's all forget that what we do about climate change is a political process and people's political views play a part on all sides.

    1. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In the late '60s, it was predicted that ecology, as the study of the environment was then called, would be latched onto by the far left who, being denied more and more detailed economic control, would readily jump on an alternate rationale for control.

      Well, look at that. There is a difference between science and what politics wants to use it for, even if the science is accurate.

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    2. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You wouldn't take people's freely written statements as being evidence of what they think?

      Evidence does not have to be perfect to make an objective study. The brain may be an inaccessable black box as far as psychology is concerned, but if there are identifiable patterns in its output, you can still work from that.

    3. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Funny
      You do realise that a political allegiance doesn't actually allow to escape the bonds of reality? that the scientific method has nothing at all to do with negotiating a mutually acceptable solution for everybody?

      "Cheese Makes you Fat!"

      "Shows what you know! I'm in the CHEESEMAKING PARTY! Cheese will just give me a healthy glow!"

      "I'm sorry Mr Ridebacher, you have lung cancer"

      "No, that's unacceptable. You're interfering with my rights! Tell you what, why don't we compromise and say that I have a bad cold?"

    4. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Bongo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes sure, but there's a lot of room for how you interpret what they say.
      The original paper says "conspirators" are defined as making a "secret plot by powerful individuals or organizations", and then the paper gives an example and says that the tobacco industry had a view that it was being attacked by powerful conspirators, ie. the tobacco industry had a conspiratorial mindset. But today people often say there is a conspiracy by big oil, just like the tobacco industry had a conspiracy. It seems all sides are conspirators, and conspiracy crackpots, depending on how you interpret them. So it goes nowhere fast.

      There are just lots of people out there in society who by their millions, have different ideas about what is the good life and what they want. An environmentalist told me, it doesn't matter if CO2 isn't a problem, because by forcing people to reduce emissions, you force them to reduce production and consumption ––and then with a thoughtful pause she added, "It is about reducing greed." And I see that kind of view a lot, just like the free enterprise competitive types like Burt Rutan says the data doesn't add up and it is verging on fraud.

      It saddens me as I used to vote for the Green party but it just seems to fracture into left vs right wing ideologies. It fails their own stated goals of making a just world –– "climate justice" ––when a shack in Kenya that's supposed to store medicines and have a bed for the sick, has to choose between either keeping the fridge on, or the fan and lights, because the solar panel they have can't do both. And that's "climate justice" ???? So just so say before someone interprets me as some USA type right wing neo con yahoo.

    5. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      Now if only the study used anything remotely resembling "people's freely written statements" about what they believe.

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    6. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does it not? It references posts people made on blogs whilst sat at home scratching their balls. Where is the pressure being put on them to write something not true to themselves in that situation?

    7. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Vintermann · · Score: 5, Informative

      The sixties would be a late time to come with that prediction/accusation. Keep America Beautiful, arguably the first corporate environmental front group, was founded in order to preempt and oppose laws restricting disposable products - in 1953.

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    8. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Bongo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes the politics comes in when people with different outlooks or values, try to decide what to agree to do.
      Say your dog keeps relieving itself in my garden. Should I spend the money to improve the fence, or should you keep the dog under control?
      Now take that simple example and multiple the complexity up to, if the climate shifts, and rain belts move, glaciers feeding rivers retreat, some forested areas increase, some storms reduce, some farmland becomes too cold, some warms up for better crops, etc. etc. how do you decide who is responsible and who should pay to act?
      Some people say, it doesn't matter if China is emitting more CO2 than anyone else, it is the moral responsibility of the West to set the good example. Or even Germany, people say Germany should do the right thing, even if it'll make a negligible impact. And that is also weighed up against all the other problems, like disease in Africa, and so on. There's a value judgement that doing something about the climate is more important. Or not. Depends on you.

    9. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by MrL0G1C · · Score: 5, Insightful

      of course you're right, environmentalists aren't really interested in keeping the land, water, sea and air free of poisonous substances, its all just a big power play. (nice trolling)

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    10. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It seems all sides are conspirators, and conspiracy crackpots, depending on how you interpret them. So it goes nowhere fast.

      Any time two people get together to bone a third person it is a conspiracy. The only overarching conspiracy of which I am aware is the conspiracy to deprecate the word conspiracy, and you're assisting with it.

      An environmentalist told me, it doesn't matter if CO2 isn't a problem, because by forcing people to reduce emissions, you force them to reduce production and consumption â"â"and then with a thoughtful pause she added, "It is about reducing greed." And I see that kind of view a lot, just like the free enterprise competitive types like Burt Rutan says the data doesn't add up and it is verging on fraud.

      It is about reducing greed. Where do the emissions come from? Making stuff. How much of that stuff do we need? HTH, HAND.

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    11. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're forgetting the influence of the mind beams.

    12. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 2

      Say your dog keeps relieving itself in my garden. Should I spend the money to improve the fence, or should you keep the dog under control?

      False dichotomy: You're assuming it's the neighbor's dog, and not the neighbor.

    13. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any time two people get together to bone a third person it is a conspiracy.

      Every time somebody tells me that, I have to give myself a time out in the bunker until I calm down.

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    14. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by hey! · · Score: 1

      I remember that time... The irony is that your post illustrates the most infuriating thing about the way Communists like to argue: "I can explain X in terms of Y, so therefore Y caused X!"

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    15. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Real environmentalists are interested in the keeping things clean. Politicians, corporations and those so vocal in the news, blogs etc are not the same thing as real environmentalists. The sooner you learn the difference between those that use a cause for personal gain and the cause itself the better off you will be.

    16. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      OK but which things do you say we don't need? 50 pairs of shoes is unnecessary, but what about air travel, central heating, fridges, and TV? Are those non-essential? Which things should be cut?

    17. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      That is indeed the way it should be. The problem is that the free marketeers won't honestly discuss this choice. Instead they deny the science.

    18. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Politics comes into picture when deciding what to do.

      Unfortunately, many politicians and other organisations that have a vested interest in certain choices on what to do, have found that when hard science is involved, the easiest option to affect which choices are made is to attack the actual number producing science and scientists in the eyes of the public (i.e. a typical Straw Man strategy) using the techniques of propaganda.

      This works because the vast majority of people simply don't have the mental discipline necessary to build an sytematical image of the world, which would filter out this kind of noise - they work through heuristics (i.e. gut feeling), shared memes and are prone to have a belief reinforced by hearing others repeat the same belief (i.e. groupthink). In fact, this same process is often displayed here in /.

    19. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      It's not exactly a difficult thing to ascertain in a market economy. You simply include the environmental cost of manufacture and a lifetime of usage into the monetary price of the product. Then people choose which things they still need based on a true cost.

    20. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting a conspiracy whereby they made these statements up?

    21. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 2

      The rub is how that "true cost" gets assessed and who asseses it, because something like global warming is *extremely* hard to put a price on. That is not a free market interaction because the costs for environmental issues, especially the theoretical costs such as with global warming, are anything but easy to guess at. The government would have to do the assessing. As we know with the global warming issue, asking the government to do this job is *extremely* political. Some politicians would not put a single penny of extra cost on something because of global warming concerns, they think it's a load of crap. Others would hike the price up by an order of magnitude because they hang on Al Gore's every word.

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    22. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It fails their own stated goals of making a just world â"â" "climate justice" â"â"when a shack in Kenya that's supposed to store medicines and have a bed for the sick, has to choose between either keeping the fridge on, or the fan and lights, because the solar panel they have can't do both. And that's "climate justice" ????

      No, that's a slippery slope leading to an imaginary dilemma, in service of your balance fallacy.

      That's actually a rather strange scenario for you to create, since solar power is bringing energy to areas of Kenya traditional power doesn't or won't go.

      Is it a reference to this? Are they having problems with their equipment? If so, it is rather obnoxious of you to call their hospital a "shack".

      Or, is the scenario made-up, but still plausible? So where in Kenya are diesel generators illegal?

      Basically, what I'm asking is, is there some reason for us to not believe you are completely full of shit?

    23. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We get it, you don't like people politically different from you and you think they're acting in bad faith.

      Maybe you could try to objectively measure it and write up a paper on it?

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    24. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're making the point that true free markets are poor at dealing with the environment. That's true. They are also poor at dealing with all sorts of other concerns, which is why markets are regulated in all sorts of ways. And taxed at varying rates. All decided on by politicians. This is just one more way.

      I'm quite open to non-market ways of dealing with the AGW problem. If you have any suggestions.

      Doing nothing, just because the idealised, imaginary, true free market has no way to deal with the issue, is certainly not the answer.

    25. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is that you are making a caricature out of other people's position and then claim they aren't willing to talk to you reasonably

      The real problem is that none of the proposed solutions to climate change come even close to stabilizing CO2 levels; in fact, they don't even try. So there is a fundamental disconnect between what people who propose action on climate change claim to want to accomplish and what they actually propose. The current "protocols" and proposals are ineffective and amount to little more than corporate welfare and increases in foreign aid disguised as climate-related actions.

      Put a proposal on the table that reduces net human carbon emissions to zero. Then we can talk about its costs and benefits and possibly decide to take action.

    26. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tehcyder · · Score: 2
      The late 1960s/early 1970s was probably the high point for the "far left", so it's unlikely they would have been worrying about jumping on the environmental bandwagon at that stage, even given your insane rightwing assumption that it's happening now.

      But thanks for adding to the evidence that people who deny the existence of climate change are both paranoid and stupid.

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    27. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      If you can't live with the fact that in a democracy, people frequently make choices inconsistent with what is believed to be scientific fact, then you don't accept democracy as a form of government

      There have been governmentsh that atempted to make government rational and based on scientific principles, protecting the people from their own supposed scientific ignorance; governments applying scientific principles to the allocation and distribution of resources; governments reeducating people who simply refused to believe what was clearly scientifically established. Those were communist governments. Look up what happened to them.

    28. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tehcyder · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      While you're ad hominem stereotyping is no doubt amusing to you and your fellow neo Nazis, it says nothing about the actual issues involved.

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    29. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It saddens me as I used to vote for the Green party but it just seems to fracture into left vs right wing ideologies.

      Some things can only be expressed by left vs right wing ideology.

      If you think (say)that it is legitimate for the US to pursue its economic interests through war, you are taking a right wing position whether you like it or not.

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    30. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a nazi.

    31. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Vintermann · · Score: 2

      You wouldn't take people's freely written statements as being evidence of what they think?

      Well, you shouldn't always. Some people do act in bad faith.

      I remember way, way back, actually right here on Slashdot, I learned about organized bad faith public discourse for the first time.

      The occasion was that an organization called "The Alexis de Tocqueville Institution" had published a book on Linux, which was widely reported as being a commissioned hit piece. In the ensuing discussion, someone linked to the blog of Tim Lambert, an Australian computer science professor, which was very enlightening.

      Finally, Bruce Perens got the occasion to ask Kenneth Brown outright: What would it take to get you to stop attacking Linux and start defending it instead? "We can talk about that" was apparently his reply.

      So yes, some people do argue in bad faith. If you keep assuming these people argue in good faith, they win, so sometimes it's necessary to call out. But obviously it shouldn't be done lightly either.

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    32. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by crndg · · Score: 2

      Put a proposal on the table that reduces net human carbon emissions to zero. Then we can talk about its costs and benefits and possibly decide to take action.

      So until they can come up with a solution that completely solves the problem, we don't have to think about working toward solving the problem?

      Are you, by any chance, a mathematician?

    33. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the next rub is that some of the cost can only be determined much later, because only much later we actually see that it really creates costs. When the first roads were built, no one thought about the costs of cutting biotops. When the first iron forges were built, no one thought about the costs of cutting down forests for charcoal. When the first fields were leveled and irrigated, no one thought about the costs of changing ground water levels. When the first towns were build, no one thought about the costs of covering arable land.
      Sometimes we already know that there will be costs, but we have no good estimates for them.
      So it all boils down to negotiations, and negotiations are inherently political.

    34. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Cough!AlgoreCough!

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    35. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by iluvcapra · · Score: 0

      There was a True Scotsman on TV this morning making just this point...

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    36. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by sycodon · · Score: 4, Funny

      While you're ad hominem stereotyping is no doubt amusing to you and your fellow neo Nazis

      Talk about recursive!

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    37. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by sycodon · · Score: 1

      It is about reducing greed.

      That would explain why nuclear power is rejected out of hand by Warmists because it would enable us to continue "making stuff" without the emissions.

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    38. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by sycodon · · Score: 0

      none of the proposed solutions to climate change come even close to stabilizing CO2 levels

      They can't solve the problem because that eliminates their leverage.

      As Drinkypoo says, "It is about reducing greed. Where do the emissions come from? Making stuff. How much of that stuff do we need?"

      So the ulterior motive is not to solve Climate Change, but to use it to modify the social structure to suit them.

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    39. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      Ah, the old "it's the will of the people so it must be right" meme.

      Well, the first failure is that Democracy is not about the will of the people, it's about the informed will of the people. Control the information that people get (and their education) and you can shape their will.

      The second things is that most countries don't actually have true Democracy: they have electoral circles and other little schemes that mean that 30% of the votes can be made to produce an absolute majority of representatives (with the right shape of electoral circles). True Democracy requires proportional vote.

      Lastly but not least, your "will of the people" argument is in no way applicable to my denounciation of the methods which are used to try and subvert said will of the people. I did not made the argument that the will of the people is not valid, I made the argument that it is often subverted through misinformation. Straw man much!?

    40. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Not recursive. Just hypocritical.

    41. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      On the nose.

    42. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the environmentalists I've known were just interesting in their own smug sense of self-righteousness.

      What is one man's smug is another's invisible hand.

    43. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

      It saddens me as I used to vote for the Green party but it just seems to fracture into left vs right wing ideologies.

      Some things can only be expressed by left vs right wing ideology.

      If you think (say)that it is legitimate for the US to pursue its economic interests through war, you are taking a right wing position whether you like it or not.

      I think you just dis-proved the point you were trying to make using that example, because it's actually a bi-partisan statist position, not a right wing one. John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and François Hollande being clear left-wing examples of thinking it is legitimate for the US (and France) to pursue economic interests through war.

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    44. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why a ~limited~ democracy is the ideal. Simple majority rule is merely the rule of superior force. It is axiomatic that there are some things you just don't get to decide for other people, whether by violence or by vote.

    45. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, the problem is that you are making a caricature out of other people's position and then claim they aren't willing to talk to you reasonably

      You're claiming that there isn't a large number of free marketers that are denying AGW exists?

      If yes, you are clearly wrong, and exhibiting another form of denialism.

      If no, then it wasn't a caricature.

    46. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Most of the environmentalists I've known were just interesting in their own smug sense of self-righteousness.

      I have relatives like that. The grief I get from them because I drive older vehicles that are kept in proper running order while they drive new vehicles replaced every couple of year but are of the environmentally friendly type. They also frown upon hunting while at the same time preaching about the necessity to only eat meat that is organic, free range, fair trade, locally produced, etc. The disconnect they have is rather shocking at times.

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    47. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      "But today people often say there is a conspiracy by big oil": yes, and by their definition that would be an example of a conspiratorial mindset on the part of the person holding the belief. What is your problem with that?

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    48. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      If only it were the case that people were simply arguing over the correct course of action. Your nation actually has elected representatives who think that all of the scientists behind climate research are part of some secret scheme to make millions of dollars and the data was entirely made up. I mean they have stated these things as though they were facts in the political decision-making process of your country.

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    49. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you just dis-proved the point you were trying to make using that example, because it's actually a bi-partisan statist position, not a right wing one.

      Of course it doesn't disprove the point. It's simply that both Republican and Democrat are right wing. For example, the policies of the Democrat party are to the right of the policies of the UK Conservative party.

      Pursuing economic interests through war is most certainly a right wing idea. Pursuing social justice through war would be a left wing one.

    50. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > "It is about reducing greed."

      Very nice of them.... wait. Who gave them the mandate to mess with other people's feelings? the end, of course, the end that justifies the means.

      It seems innocent but it's fascist and machiavellian at once. If you want to reduce greed somebody else with his own ends might want to reduce your passionate stance. The end result: laws constitution and democracy scrapped, may the most powerful win.

      What about making goods cost their actual price, included the impact on the environment and health? Only for reversible damage of course. That would be democratic.

      What about treating all pollutants as CO2? What about not introducing new substances without long term testing of the substance and all its interactions with existing substances?
      Climate change seems a diversion while the planet becomes "proprietary". That is, you need permission to plant things, to keep water, you need therapy to have offspring, to simply live. This is the real battle. Enjoy rivers of ink (well, bytes) about changes in a climate that never stopped changing instead.

    51. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by dcollins · · Score: 2

      Yes, this has always been the strategy of the climate-change-stonewallers:

      1. It's not happening.
      2. Conclusive evidence is not yet available.
      3. The total effect could be small or even beneficial.
      3. It's too late and too expensive to do anything about it.

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    52. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by dave420 · · Score: 1

      An "ad hominem" isn't calling someone a name, it is the act of dismissing what someone says because of who they are, not what they say.

    53. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I think it's a hilarious mental image that you could have a shack in Kenya that can't even keep the lights on because of rampant energy efficiency measures, yet elsewhere in the world someone is creating mediciations that require a refrigerator. Or for that matter that someone is still making refrigerators, solar panels or light bulbs.

      What an amazingly illogical rationing of resources that would be.

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    54. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been governmentsh that atempted to make government rational and based on scientific principles, protecting the people from their own supposed scientific ignorance; governments applying scientific principles to the allocation and distribution of resources; governments reeducating people who simply refused to believe what was clearly scientifically established. Those were communist governments. Look up what happened to them.

      I'm old enough to remember when the rhetoric about the communist regimes was that they only claimed to be scientific, but were actually as riddled with political cronyism and partisanship as any other government, made even worse by how it was enabled by the inherent flaws in communism (echoing Churchill's comment about democracy being the worst form of government, after all those others that have been tried).

      Now we want to say they actually were scientific. I don't think so.

    55. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about starting with fools who buy those giant four passenger pickup trucks and never have passengers or haul freight, just drive them to their desk jobs every day? Some people actually need those trucks (construction companies are an example) but too many people buy them for status. I'd say any spending that's what they used to call "conspicuos consumption" should be curtailed.

    56. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      I think you just dis-proved the point you were trying to make using that example, because it's actually a bi-partisan statist position, not a right wing one.

      Of course it doesn't disprove the point. It's simply that both Republican and Democrat are right wing.

      No True Scotsman

      For example, the policies of the Democrat party are to the right of the policies of the UK Conservative party.

      Pursuing economic interests through war is most certainly a right wing idea. Pursuing social justice through war would be a left wing one.

      You ignored France - or are they right wing too? Russia, also right wing? Perhaps you can enlighten me just how far "left" you would have to go for you to consider it not "right wing", nothing in the real world seems to support your idea. Can you provide even one example of a country starting a war for "social justice" purposes?

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    57. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Definition of AD HOMINEM
      1: appealing to feelings or prejudices rather than intellect
      2: marked by or being an attack on an opponent's character rather than by an answer to the contentions made

      So calling someone a Neo Nazi is not an attack on their character?

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    58. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Uh, if you're gonna try and correct people on the usage of the term, perhaps you should look it up first?

      Or the shorter version:

      1. appealing to one's prejudices, emotions, or special interests rather than to one's intellect or reason.

      2. attacking an opponent's character rather than answering his argument.

      Ad hominem refers to a tactic used in an argument. If you dismiss what someone has to say because of who they are, that is prejudice. If you try to convince other people to dismiss what someone has to say because of who they are, that is an ad hominem attack. The ad hominem attack may attempt to appeal to the prejudices of the people you're trying to convince, but it does not mean that that is why _you_ dismissed what your opponent had to say. Now technically for it to be an ad hominem attack the "negative" trait you're accusing them of must be entirely irrelevant. If what you say would be relevant if it were true, but it's not true, then technically it would be slander/libel instead. However people don't usually bother drawing the distinction that finely.

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    59. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is axiomatic that there are some things you just don't get to decide for other people, whether by violence or by vote.

      Only until a sufficiently powerful block (majority or minority) decides it isn't. You can't even agree which rights are absolute and which rights are contingent. Natural rights are a mystical religion, used to rationalize power the same way as the divine right of kings.

    60. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Scientific principles like Lysenkoism?

    61. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      The "open society" argument is that democracy relies on everyone acknowledging their fallibility. Ie. we can never be sure our view is correct because views are by nature self-reinforcing. Maybe it is bias because of lack of education. But it can also be bias because of lots of education (we are the experts, so we are most likely to be right). So no matter how sure you are about the science, about a political idea, or whatever, fallibility says you should't impose it on others just because you think it is right. They need to have the option to think their own thing. So it is actually not about majority rule, it is about allowing minorities a voice just in case the majority got it wrong.

    62. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      50 pairs of shoes may seem unreasonable to you, but it's a pretty reasonable number to someone who is trying to match their shoes to their wardrobe.

    63. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by chrisxcr1 · · Score: 1

      This hole is too deep to climb out of. Let's keep digging down till we figure out a way to climb out.

    64. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by khallow · · Score: 1

      So until they can come up with a solution that completely solves the problem, we don't have to think about working toward solving the problem?

      How about a solution that actually tries to solve the problem to some degree? No solution is going to be perfect, but some are far less perfect than others. For example, it remains that no one has shown that it is better to do these very inadequate attempts at mitigation rather than just doing nothing at all for a few decades.

    65. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by khallow · · Score: 1

      Can you provide even one example of a country starting a war for "social justice" purposes?

      Well, there's Nazi Germany and the USSR during the buildup to the Second World War, Lots of social justice excuses as part of their pretexts for war.

    66. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Well technically, to some it might be considered a compliment (like actual neo-Nazis).

    67. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "Of course it doesn't disprove the point. It's simply that both Republican and Democrat are right wing."
      No True Scotsman

      No it's not an example of "No True Scotsman", as the party is called the Democratic Party, not the Left-Wing party. They don't tend to call themselves a left-wing party, and indeed would take "socialist" as an insult.

      You ignored France - or are they right wing too? Russia, also right wing?

      I'm familiar with the current politics and policies of America and the UK. Not so much with the other two.

      Perhaps you can enlighten me just how far "left" you would have to go for you to consider it not "right wing", nothing in the real world seems to support your idea.

      You make the mistake of thinking that it's a scale, and you just pick an arbitrary point on it to divide left and right. That's not it. Individual policies tend to be easy to classify into political ideologies. Policies supporting free markets for example are right wing. Policies promoting social justice are left wing. To judge where a particular party is, you have to assess the sum of their individual policies.

      Can you provide even one example of a country starting a war for "social justice" purposes?

      Civil and revolutionary wars mainly. For example the Cuban revolution.

      Wars between sovereign states are usually instigated by right wing justifications. Because the high const of waging war needs an economic justification. Left wingers tend more towards negotiation and aid.

    68. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have relatives like that. The grief I get from them because I drive older vehicles that are kept in proper running order while they drive new vehicles replaced every couple of year but are of the environmentally friendly type.

      Some shocking disconnects in your thinking:

      1. When they "replace" their vehicle every couple of years, the old ones don't go on the scrap heap. They're sold as used, and kept running by others. The sunk energy cost of manufacturing them is not actually thrown away.

      2. Cradle-to-grave energy use over the 10-15 year lifespan of a car is dominated by fuel use, not energy used to manufacture or recycle the car.

    69. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      That would explain why nuclear power is rejected out of hand by Warmists because it would enable us to continue "making stuff" without the emissions.

      There's more than emissions. In any case, nuclear power and industry on earth have been developmentally retarded since we developed space technology. Instead of using it to get industry off Earth and clean it up, we used it to build ICBMs.

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    70. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also frown upon hunting while at the same time preaching about the necessity to only eat meat that is organic, free range, fair trade, locally produced, etc. The disconnect they have is rather shocking at times.

      Excuse me but there is no logical disconnect there in that statement. Hunting introduces opportunity to be cruel and inhumane simply by being a bad shot. We can't monitor or evaluate every hunter's proficiency in all situations. We can, however, monitor the slaughter methods of the free-range, fair trade, locally produced livestock.

    71. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      No, it is a "caricature". Caricatures take one small (and often superficial) aspect of a situation and exaggerate it.

      That is exactly what people like you are doing, and you just did it again.

    72. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      Ah, the old "it's the will of the people so it must be right" meme.

      I didn't say it was "right". I'm just saying that unless you want to live in a dictatorship, you have to accept the fact that government produces bad outcomes; you don't get special dispensation to subvert government or lie to people just because you believe your cause is righteous or because you believe you have science or the "scientific consensus" on your side.

    73. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      So until they can come up with a solution that completely solves the problem, we don't have to think about working toward solving the problem?

      You can "think" about solutions as much as you want. But you can't impose global regulations on energy markets and add massive new costs to energy production unless you can show that it has a significant benefit. And you certainly shouldn't lie to people and tell them that things like energy savings and carbon taxes are going to lead to a solution when they clearly are not.

      And, unfortunately, the mathematical nature of exponential emissions growth (and that is what we have) is indeed such that unless you solve the problem completely, you might as well not bother at all.

    74. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      Even "socialism", racial ideologies, and "fascism" themselves have often been couched in scientific terms, and people who disagreed with them have been treated as mentally ill and reeducated.

    75. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      That's a bad metaphor. But if we stick with that metaphor, then the problem is precisely that Kyoto, Doha, and all the other efforts all propose that we keep digging anyway. Until someone comes up with a plan where we actually stop digging, making the shovel slightly smaller makes little difference.

    76. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It's neither small nor superficial, as the original report referred to in TFA makes clear.

    77. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Abuse of science to provide flimsy justification for outrageous public policy is not the same thing as "atempt[ing] to make government rational and based on scientific principles". Just as a country can have the word "Democratic" in its official name and still not actually be so, a country can claim to be scientific and rational and really not be.

    78. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A market-way fix might be:

      Assign a value to a clean atmosphere. Say, $100tn.

      Charge anyone who reduces that value.

      And it doesn't have to be an arbitrary value. Add up all the good effects of clean air, such as fewer respiratory problems, and come up with an amazing number.

      Libertarians will of course try to argue that the state doesn't own air and that it should be privatised immediately.

    79. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      Abuse of science to provide flimsy justification for outrageous public policy is not the same thing as "atempt[ing] to make government rational and based on scientific principles".

      You have to decide: do you want a democracy or do you want a government based on rationality and scientific principles.

      They are mutually exclusive, because most voters are neither rational nor scientifically inclined, so they will frequently make irrational and unscientific choices (or elect representatives that make irrational and unscientific choices).

      Personally, I prefer democracy to rational government.

    80. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Maybe a little late to reply, but I'm going to anyway.

      The interesting thing to remember is that there aren't a lot of pure democracies out there. Instead, most countries are like the US: democratic republics with built in government constraints such as the US constitution. The idea behind the US, for example, is supposed to be that it is based on rationality and scientific (or at least Enlightenment) principles. Living under a direct democracy would probably be a terrifying experience without some form of voter exclusion that only allowed _informed_ votes (and any such system would be hard to prevent being gamed), and, even then, it could be terrifying if you were a member of any sort of minority. Then there's the fact that it would probably be short-lived since it wouldn't take long for some majority or another to vote in a new system of government.

    81. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing to remember is that there aren't a lot of pure democracies out there.

      As I said, people will also vote for irrational representatives; representative democracies don't magically make government rational or scientific.

      The idea behind the US, for example, is supposed to be that it is based on rationality and scientific (or at least Enlightenment) principles.

      No, that is incorrect. The idea behind the US is that people should foremost have the freedom to make their own choices, not collectively, but individually. It is an assumption of the Enlightenment that people will tend to make rational and scientifically sound choices, but there is no guarantee that they will.

      Living under a direct democracy would probably be a terrifying experience without some form of voter exclusion that only allowed _informed_ votes (and any such system would be hard to prevent being gamed), and, even then, it could be terrifying if you were a member of any sort of minority.

      A direct democracy based on majority rule is indeed incompatible with individual liberties, and that is why the US doesn't have such a system (of course, that doesn't stop either the left or the right from invoking a supposed majority as a justification of their various policies). But any system that attempts to enforce rational and scientifically sound government is likewise incompatible with individual liberties, because if you don't have the option to make "the wrong choice" you don't have a choice at all. And having that choice isn't an idle academic exercise: since nobody knows for certain what the rational and scientific choices actually are, the only way is to let everybody make their own choices and sort out later who was right and who was wrong.

      What the US system has traditionally tried to do is to let everybody choose for themselves. If you want to destroy yourself with irrational or bad choices, that's your business; government would only intervene to protect people from causing harm to each other. Unfortunately, that system is falling apart, with both the left and the right trying to protect people from themselves, and to fabricate all sorts of harm and obligations to each other in an attempt to restrict people's ability to choose for themselves.

    82. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tragedy · · Score: 1

      No, that is incorrect. The idea behind the US is that people should foremost have the freedom to make their own choices, not collectively, but individually

      Rationality as compared to concepts like the divine right of kings and infallibility of religious authorities that dominated in an earlier age. Concepts like free speech, trial by jury, search only through due process, all seem rational to me compared to the way those things have been done in the past. I wasn't trying to say that the founders were Vulcans or anything like that.

      But any system that attempts to enforce rational and scientifically sound government is likewise incompatible with individual liberties, because if you don't have the option to make "the wrong choice" you don't have a choice at all.

      I think you can have rational government without removing choice from the equation. The Establishment Clause of the US Constitution is clearly an example of a system that attempts to enforce rational government and also protects individual liberties. It's by no means a strict either/or situation.

    83. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      You're mixing up different levels of reasoning. The Enlightenment argued that it was rational and self-evident that people should govern themselves instead of being governed by despots claiming divine rights. The Enlightenment also made rational arguments about how government by the people should work. But doesn't mean that the people who govern themselves will end up making rational choices. Of course you can have a rationally designed system of government. But such a system necessarily gives people the choice to have their rationally designed government making irrational decisions.

      And I didn't say that it was a "strict either/or situation". The choice isn't always-rational or always-irrational decision making, it is always-rational or sometimes-irrational government. I claim that that always-rational is incompatible with democracy; you have to live with sometimes-irrational governmental decision making if you want to live in a democracy. That means accepting that people will vote for bank bailouts and creationism and a lot of other stupid ideas.

    84. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that I'm mixing anything up so much as we're both drawing our distinctions slightly differently. We seem to be mostly in agreement. You do have to live with people voting for stupid things in a democracy. On the other hand, that doesn't mean you have to like it.

    85. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by terec · · Score: 1

      As long as you merely "don't like it", there's no problem. However, if you have been paying attention to US politics, you'll notice that the Obama administration doesn't limit itself to "not liking it", they are saying "this is the rational and scientific thing to do, and if Congress isn't going to do it, we are going to act unilaterally", misusing powers given to it for national emergencies. That crosses a line and becomes a threat to our democracy.

    86. Re:It is Psychology, Science! Fact! by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Just like with the Soviet Union, anyone can claim to be doing the "rational and scientific thing" when all they're doing is making up justifications.

  5. A mirrored Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quick read of this paper's abstract indicates that the recursive can be applied to both sides of any argument.
    I state and you rant
    Therefore I win?
    I rant and you state
    Therefore I win?
    Blah, Blah f*****n Blah.
    We centrists are starting to get really sick of this BS..
    No one wins, nothing changes Rome burns, the extremists fiddle. :-(
    S***w you all!

    1. Re:A mirrored Recursive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P:"My science proves you are wrong."
      R:"You are a conspirational droid"
      P:"My science can never be wrong"
      R:"Wrong"
      P:"Wrong" ...
      R:"Is the the right place for an argument?"
      P:"Told you once"
      R:"No you didn't"
      P:"Yes I did"

      C:....shit, my water ran out and suddenly I can not breathe..

      Feck you extremest pseudo Greeny and Feck you right wing provocateur!.
      Centrists want to live long and prosper!

  6. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only turtles can do real science.

  7. Cue conspiracy theories... by Noryungi · · Score: 2, Funny

    In 3... 2... 1...

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    1. Re:Cue conspiracy theories... by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would you say this ... unless you have inside knowledge!

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    2. Re:Cue conspiracy theories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfft...I call: fake green person

    3. Re:Cue conspiracy theories... by Panaflex · · Score: 2

      Yo Dawg, so like my theory is that some crazy mujahideen who happens to be really rich decided to attack America using airplanes. He conspires with a bunch of dudes who then steal the identities of some other dudes, so then they hijack and crash their stolen airplanes at 500mph into buildings! Meanwhile, crazy dude's freakin' brother Shafig is eating breakfast with the ex-president of the USA. Sick, huh?

      Conspiracy? By definition - hell yes. True? Seems legit. The truth is already f*cked up enough - why add even more truthiness?

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    4. Re:Cue conspiracy theories... by BlueKitties · · Score: 1

      I'm more inclined to cry "Cognitive bias!" For example, I recall reading a Wired article on cognitive bias, which essentially proclaimed "And that's why some people don't want to vote for Obama!" Nearly everytime I see someone discuss thinking biases, they almost always try to link it to their pet ideology that's a hot topic. "And now we know why some people don't vote Democrat, like me!" "And now we know why some people want to ban guns, when clearly that's stupid!" etc etc. The researcher's have made a huge fowl by trying to tie their research to a hot-button issue like Climate Change. But of course, suggesting the authors of an article talking about conspiracy theories might actually let a cognitive bias slip into their work -- well, I must just be a conspiracy theorist to suggest that, further proving their work!

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    5. Re:Cue conspiracy theories... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Nearly everytime I see someone discuss thinking biases, they almost always try to link it to their pet ideology that's a hot topic."

      Indeed. Which, as you say, suggests that they are subject to the same thinking biases of which they accuse others.

      But also, I have to point out in all seriousness: the fact that some "skeptics" may be cognitively biased is no indication that all of them are. Nor does the fact that many conspiracy theories are crazy mean there is no such thing as conspiracies. History is full of real conspiracies, great and small.

      What it boils down to, yet again, is that statistics about a population say nothing about specific instances.

    6. Re:Cue conspiracy theories... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I should be more specific here. I meant that while many conspiracy theories may be crazy, history is full of actual conspiracies, great and small... and people who suspected their existence were often called crazy at the time.

  8. Wrong field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It took them less than a month to put a paper out. I'm in the wrong field. I could have graduated in half a year.

    1. Re:Wrong field by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      It took them less than a month to put a paper out. I'm in the wrong field. I could have graduated in half a year.

      Not in math, you couldn't.

  9. Random Randomization by some+old+guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are we to presume, then, from the analytical model in TFA that the LIBOR affair, Watergate, and the 1919 Black Sox scandal are all just paranoid hysteria?

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    1. Re:Random Randomization by Vintermann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There were not a lot of people shouting in the desert that "LIBOR are fixing interest rates for their own gain!", nor a lot of people saying "Nixon is using illegal means to keep track of his political opponents. Guaranteed!". Conspiracy theorists tend to miss the real conspiracies, it seems.

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    2. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that's primarily because conspiracy theorists imagine that conspiracies are typically much grander than the ones that exist in reality. The very nature of a conspiracy tends to keep it small; human nature is not overcome so easily.

    3. Re:Random Randomization by some+old+guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While true that the unbalanced ones will always be off the mark, I worry that too broad a brush will make people unwilling to acknowledge real collusion for fear of being lumped in with the loony lot. Just the sort of thing political and business spinmasters try to foster.

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    4. Re:Random Randomization by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      That's true - but I also think a lot of really smart people dabble in conspiracy theories. You won't see many of them pulling together a movement, but mainly they watch and attempt to verify things that seem interesting.

      In other words - conspiracy theories are just wild-ass guesses. In some limited circumstances, it's a start for deeper researching of topics. Most of the real conspiracies are leaked or eeked out by conversations with real people, not conspiracy boards.

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    5. Re:Random Randomization by dabadab · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This paper is about the thought processes, not about the actual truth. Actually there are no guarantees that you can not arrive to a right conclusion using flawed reasoning (however, I don't recall conspiracy theory nutjobs speculating about the LIBOR fixing).

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    6. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That does happen. Anytime I point out what looks like price fixing, or market divying, there's always someone that says "stop being a conspiracy theorist".

      Some people will say anything and everything to avoid having to address your point directly.

    7. Re:Random Randomization by F.+Lynx+Pardinus · · Score: 1

      There were not...a lot of people saying "Nixon is using illegal means to keep track of his political opponents. Guaranteed!".

      Is this true? I wasn't alive in the early 70's, but looking at all the crazy thing people have accused recent presidents of, it's hard for me to believe that some group of people weren't ranting that Nixon was breaking into Democrats' offices.

    8. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way people mentally respond to actual conspiracies, and conspiratorial thinking, are entirely different phenomena. It's like the difference in mental patterns between someone with body dysmorphia and someone an actual bodily oddity, or between someone who is being verbally abused by a family member and someone who is hearing abusive voices in their head.

    9. Re:Random Randomization by DrXym · · Score: 2

      Just because some conspiracies are real does not mean they all are. And paranoia is an adequate explanation for many of the conspiracies floating around the kook-o-sphere.

    10. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 4, Informative

      That does happen. Anytime I point out what looks like price fixing, or market divying, there's always someone that says "stop being a conspiracy theorist".

      I don't know about what you've pointed out, but it's very common that people point to something and call it price fixing when there's a clear and simple non-collusive market explanation for what's going on. Further, it's often likely that there is some more subtle dynamic that explains the apparent synchronicity of price changes or market division even when there is no clear and simple explanation. So while price fixing and market divvying do happen, there's a good chance that you often are being a conspiracy theorist, because they appear to happen more often than they really occur.

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    11. Re:Random Randomization by DrXym · · Score: 2

      Not only grander but usually physically and logistically impossible. e.g. the people who assert controlled demolition for 9/11.

    12. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 1

      There were not...a lot of people saying "Nixon is using illegal means to keep track of his political opponents. Guaranteed!".

      Is this true? I wasn't alive in the early 70's, but looking at all the crazy thing people have accused recent presidents of, it's hard for me to believe that some group of people weren't ranting that Nixon was breaking into Democrats' offices.

      Not me. There are always plenty of crazies ranting, but they tend to think much bigger than burglary. Any crazy who ranted to his group about trespassing would get sneered at as naive and blind to the real scope of the evil plot.

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    13. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, upon hearing in a financial engineering class how Libor rates were determined (self reporting by banks, outliers discarded) I was not alone laughing at the idea that banks would NOT manipulate the rate. Genuine conspiracies are common in trading. Wouldn't a little more regulation be nice?

    14. Re:Random Randomization by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      I suspect that conspiracy theories are a way to find/create a simplified version of the world which is more digesteable to those of limited mental skill (and yeah, I know I sound elitistic here). In that sense, it's similar to religion (the world and life is so much easier to cope with if one can invoke the "Will of God" to explain the vagaries of life).

      That being the case, LIBOR as a conspiracy would simple be about a subject mater which is so complex to understand to begin with and in such a limited and obscure domain for most people, that the keen curiosity and mental brainpower to get it in the first place is beyond most people who relly on the crutch of "The Conspiracy".

    15. Re:Random Randomization by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      The exact same thought occured to me when I read the summary. Yes, there are plenty of crazyball conspiracies out there (and plenty of paranoid nutcases who think every black helicopter in the sky is monitoring their brainwaves). But there are also sometimes when there are REAL ACTUAL conspiracies and cover-ups. It's very easy to become too quick to dismiss everyone who questions the most conventional narrative as a conspiracy nut. But imagine if the FBI had looked at the guys who broke into the Watergate, learned of their ties to the White House, and then promptly dismissed the whole idea that the break-ins were part of something much bigger as just a crazy conspiracy nutjob idea.

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    16. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the correct application of Occam's Razor in this case.
      Basicly you are stumbling over a contradiction between something you see and something you believe, and you get into that "Well, that's odd" moment of Asimov fame. One of the sides has to be wrong, otherwise you wouldn't have this contradiction. Because what you believe has served you well so far (at least you believe it to be the case), and is finely tuned with education and experience, it's not easy to dismiss. So the first assumption is that what you see is not really that what's happening. You misunderstood something, it was not correctly reported, the measuring equipment was malfunctioning... there are lots of reasons why something you notice could be not what's really going on.
      You start to investigate and check, and if everything so far seems correct, you start to ponder why it still reads false results. It's quite possible that you are discovering something systematically wrong, and you start to wonder what could cause this. From your experience and your education, you have lots of ideas what could be wrong, and some of them involve people messing up things involuntarily, because of incompetence or because of malvolence.
      It really happens. There are incompetent and malvolent people out there. Everyone of us has failed here and there, and everyone of us has done things intentionally wrong on occasion. So this is a quite easy explanation for us to solve the contradiction between our observation and our conviction, it doesn't need to introduce many new entities.
      The problem arises if we get information that this explanation was too easy, because new contradictions arise. For some time our explanation can be repaired by introducing new incompetence and new malvolence, but we have to find the point where we have to apply Occam's Razor and change our world view, because maintaining it would require too many levels of incompetence and malvolence, the numbers of necessary new entities multiply with each layer of conspiracy we have to apply. We get into paranoia very easily and finally mistrust every information we get just because it might challenge our world view.
      Sadly, there is no rule of thumb when to stop pondering about conspiracy and when to change our worldview. Because in most cases, our world view is correct enough and doesn't need to be changed. If we hear a sudden "thump" sound somewhere in the house, there is almost ever really a window open, and really, someone forgot to close it. And if we notice that our workplace is changing all the time, then in most cases, a coworker really is playing silly tricks with us.

    17. Re:Random Randomization by khallow · · Score: 1

      however, I don't recall conspiracy theory nutjobs speculating about the LIBOR fixing

      I imagine you wouldn't have whether or not conspiracy theory nutjobs were speculating about LIBOR.

    18. Re:Random Randomization by c · · Score: 1

      That's all done by the conspiracy so they can say "see, if we were really an effective conspriracy wouldn't be able to suppress things like the LIBOR affair, Watergate, and the 1919 Black Sox scandal?"

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    19. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Conspiracy theorists tend to miss the real conspiracies, it seems."

      Then again, the popular definition of conspiracy makes no distinction between real conspiracies and fake conspiracies.

    20. Re:Random Randomization by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      and yeah, I know I sound elitistic here

      No, don't worry, you sound as stupid as everyone else who can't use a fucking dictionary.

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    21. Re:Random Randomization by deanklear · · Score: 3, Informative

      The entire world economy recently fell apart because information was kept secret through collusion and conspiracy. LIBOR was a conspiracy. Nearly very major tech company was caught engaging in "no poaching" employment rules. Corporations invested in fossil fuel infrastructure spend massive amounts of money buying lawmakers and inventing political movements so they can block the push for alternative technologies that would devalue their corporate asset sheets. Empires spent the better portion of the last few thousand years exploiting people to death for the benefit of a handful of individuals.

      Pretending that people with a shitload of money, time, and power don't collude for their own self interest is one of the dumbest ideas that a person can have in the 21st Century. Since the dawn of hierarchical organizations there has been abuse and secrecy at the upper portions of those hierarchies. From khans to queens to popes this has been a self-evident fact of human psychology.

      Where do you think the phrase "cui bono" came from?

    22. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That does happen. Anytime I point out what looks like price fixing, or market divying, there's always someone that says "stop being a conspiracy theorist".

      I don't know about what you've ....

      In other words...
      Stop being a conspiracy theorist, OP. Geez!

    23. Re:Random Randomization by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0

      Yet, people were shouting that the Reds were trying to infiltrate our society, and here we are with an overtly Marxist president, proletariat-focused state run industry, healthcare, and unions, and a thoroughly Marxist education system. People were saying that the military industrial complex was trying to control the country, and here we are where our military and foreign policy is run by military equipment purchase decisions. People were saying that Islamic terrorism (aka jihad) was culturally resurgent globally, and here we are in the midst of it. People were saying that Bill Clinton was selling secrets to the Chinese, and here we are with multiple military vehicles of US design being produced by the Chinese. There are other instances a plenty.

      The Internet also didn't exist much prior to 1995, either. It's easy to dismiss things of not happening in the past when you're operating from a platform of willful ignorance.

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    24. Re:Random Randomization by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Informative

      and yeah, I know I sound elitistic here

      No, don't worry, you sound as stupid as everyone else who can't use a fucking dictionary.

      You you rather that I had written my post in my own language or any of the other 5 languages I can speak?

      I wouldn't want the likes of you to be overwelmed by my spelling mistakes on a non-native tongue. Someone who is clearly as highly gifted with language and argumentation as you would have no trouble with, say, Dutch, right!???

    25. Re:Random Randomization by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      I imagine you wouldn't have whether or not conspiracy theory nutjobs were speculating about LIBOR.

      Why do you assert that?

    26. Re:Random Randomization by bidule · · Score: 1

      It could even be applied to Christopher Columbus. Those learned doctors were conspiring against him, saying that the Earth could not be that small and that the Indies were not just a short hop across the Atlantic. The right conclusion being "there's land not that far away."

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    27. Re:Random Randomization by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see how the prevalence of conspiracist ideation holds in fields where people uncover actual conspiracies (e.g. police, investigative journalism, forensic accounting) versus the population at large.

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    28. Re:Random Randomization by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Slashdot needs a +1 Burn mod....

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    29. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 1

      The entire world economy recently fell apart because information was kept secret through collusion and conspiracy.

      I rest my case.

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    30. Re:Random Randomization by deanklear · · Score: 1

      I rest my case.

      Kareem Serageldin, a 39-year-old U.S. citizen who lives in London, is accused of distorting the value of mortgage securities in 2007. U.S. authorities say actions by Serageldin and two others contributed to a $2.7 billion writedown in Credit Suisse's results for 2007.

      In February, a grand jury in New York indicted Serageldin on three charges of conspiracy, false record-keeping and wire fraud. Former colleagues David Higgs and Salmaan Siddiqui each pleaded guilty to a single conspiracy count and agreed to cooperate with investigators.

      Bloomberg Business Week

      E-mails from former Washington Mutual Inc CEO Kerry Killinger read aloud during a congressional hearing this week illustrated clients' concerns about working with Goldman.

      In 2007, Killinger discussed hiring Goldman or another investment bank to help Washington Mutual find ways to reduce its credit risk or raise new capital, according to one of the e-mails, which Michigan Democratic Sen Carl Levin read during the hearing.

      "I don't trust Goldie on this," Levin quoted one of Killinger's e-mails as saying. "They are smart, but this is swimming with the sharks. They were shorting mortgages big-time while they were giving (Countrywide Financial Corp) advice."

      Reuters

      Usually people examine evidence and build a case before they rest it.

    31. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double plus correct citizen. Nothing to see here, move along.

    32. Re:Random Randomization by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I suspect that conspiracy theories are a way to find/create a simplified version of the world which is more digesteable to those of limited mental skill (and yeah, I know I sound elitistic here). In that sense, it's similar to religion (the world and life is so much easier to cope with if one can invoke the "Will of God" to explain the vagaries of life).

      You're not being elitist, you're being stupid and ignorant and using that as a springboard to justify your anti-religious bias. Belief in conspiracy theories in no way correlates to intelligence, education, or anything else - it seems to be something much deeper.

    33. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that "conspiracy theory" spans everything from Watergate to "Little Green Men Make Crop Circles", right? It doesn't just mean the kind of things that *you* think are crazy, so climb off your high horse when you use the term. The only thing you've just demonstrated is your woeful inability to understand and use the English language.

    34. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 1

      A handful of individuals colluding is not what you implied, nor is it what caused the world economy to "fall apart". It contributed, certainly, in some areas (e.g. to Credit Suisse's $2.7B writedown), but the real cause of the sub-prime mortgage fiasco was either (take your pick) inadequate regulation or excessive confidence in regulation. It was a lot of people acting on their own interests, separately, and believing that the securitized mortgage bundles couldn't really be much worse than presented, because regulation would prevent that.

      Conspiracy didn't really play a significant role. Had a few individuals not colluded, perhaps the problem would have been discovered a little sooner, but it's unlikely. What most likely would have happened is pretty much what did happen. There were a number of red flags that went ignored, and Serageldin's accurate numbers, had they been outed, would just have been another.

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    35. Re:Random Randomization by tragedy · · Score: 2

      That's right, the real crazies were ranting that Nixon was doing things like conducting secret wars in Cambodia and conducting illegal wiretaps, etc.

    36. Re:Random Randomization by deanklear · · Score: 1

      I think you're picturing black helicopters and secret meetings.

      I'm talking about is secret meetings -- which happen on a daily basis -- and the plans that were executed at those meetings. Who benefited from the wholesale destruction of financial regulations, and paid the lobbyists who had a direct hand in getting that accomplished? Who created a financial instrument to leverage invented assets and make billions of dollars in the process? Who fought regulators tooth and nail to prevent them from investigating those financial instruments? Who forced a deal with the US Government leveraging their former employees to secure 250 billion dollars worth of cash and eventually 7.7 trillion dollars in guarantees to protect themselves from the fallout of their idiotic financial schemes?

      When literally every major banking house in the world is caught conspiring in one way or another to commit fraud, why would you take the position that conspiracy wasn't a central component of the financial crisis?

    37. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Nutcases.

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    38. Re:Random Randomization by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Wrong, it's not one or the other since sometimes there are very real conspiracies. Read a few history books, and see how much of history is entrenched with conspiracies.

      Are some conspiracies far fetched? Sure, I'll give you that one. At the same time, many are found to be real conspiracies. Such as Fast and Furious or COINTELPRO.

      Do you think you are any different than the people yelling "Our government would never collaborate to discredit MLK and other leaders promoting equality." as people investigated COINTELPRO? Not a chance in hell, but I'm sure you think you are special. If it was not investigated, would you know about it today? Nope, the documents are still mostly classified "TOP SECRET" illegally.

      There is no parsimony involved in the majority of conspiracy theories.

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    39. Re:Random Randomization by s.petry · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the person you responded too exaggerated, holly $%^& you should really borrow a dictionary before you post. Your second paragraph is completely contrary to fact.

      to join in a secret agreement to do an unlawful or wrongful act or an act which becomes unlawful as a result of the secret agreement (accused of conspiring to overthrow the government).

      LIBOR was exactly a conspiracy.

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    40. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 1
      I think there's a distinct difference between the sort of global conspiracy many envision and the sort that actually occurred, which is many instances of people within organizations agreeing not to reveal something they have a legal duty to reveal in order to gain some advantage.

      Who benefited from the wholesale destruction of financial regulations, and paid the lobbyists who had a direct hand in getting that accomplished?

      "Wholesale destruction of financial regulations" is a bit of an overstatement. Yes, the banks who benefitted from the removal of some regulatory barriers probably lobbied for those barriers' removal, because it would allow them to make more money. No collusion required.

      Who created a financial instrument to leverage invented assets and make billions of dollars in the process?

      Banks, who thought it was a good idea, as well as a way to make lots of money. Actually, securitization of mortgages is a good idea because it increases liquidity and hence availability of funds, and also because it allows risk to be spread. What caused problems was widespread misestimation of the risk. Basically, people foolishly assumed that the risk was close to zero (as is the case with high-quality mortgages), even though the packages included many low-quality mortgages -- and in fact lower-quality mortgages than even existed before the securitization facilitated the availability of a lot more funds. And the reason everyone assumed risk was so low was because the sellers of the securities claimed it was, and everyone assumed regulators wouldn't let them say it if it weren't true.

      Who forced a deal with the US Government leveraging their former employees to secure 250 billion dollars worth of cash and eventually 7.7 trillion dollars in guarantees to protect themselves from the fallout of their idiotic financial schemes?

      Forced, nothing. That was the government's own foolishness.

      When literally every major banking house in the world is caught conspiring in one way or another to commit fraud, why would you take the position that conspiracy wasn't a central component of the financial crisis?

      Because it would have happened anyway, because the core elements of the crisis weren't dependent on those instances of internal, small-scale collusion. The collusion probably made realization of the problems a little slower, and therefore made them a little worse, but I don't think it ultimately caused the outcome. The ultimate cause was over-reliance on regulation (or under-regulation, as I said, take your pick).

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    41. Re:Random Randomization by swillden · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the person you responded too exaggerated, holly $%^& you should really borrow a dictionary before you post. Your second paragraph is completely contrary to fact.

      Don't be disingenuous. You know perfectly well that there's a huge difference between the kind of small-scale, local collusion which actually happened, and the large-scale global collusion that financial conspiracy theorists believe, even though both of them fit the dictionary (and legal) definition of "conspiracy".

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    42. Re:Random Randomization by deanklear · · Score: 1

      many instances of people within organizations agreeing not to reveal something they have a legal duty to reveal in order to gain some advantage.

      The word you're looking for is "conspire."

      Yes, the banks who benefitted from the removal of some regulatory barriers probably lobbied for those barriers' removal, because it would allow them to make more money. No collusion required.

      Oh, so they didn't have meetings about it before they bought half of congress? That's an interesting point of view.

      Banks, who thought it was a good idea, as well as a way to make lots of money. Actually, securitization of mortgages is a good idea because it increases liquidity and hence availability of funds, and also because it allows risk to be spread. What caused problems was widespread misestimation of the risk. Basically, people foolishly assumed that the risk was close to zero (as is the case with high-quality mortgages), even though the packages included many low-quality mortgages -- and in fact lower-quality mortgages than even existed before the securitization facilitated the availability of a lot more funds. And the reason everyone assumed risk was so low was because the sellers of the securities claimed it was, and everyone assumed regulators wouldn't let them say it if it weren't true.

      Again you're working diligently not to use the word conspire. When a ratings agency and a financial firm work together to sell shitty loans as good loans they are conspiring. Here's how it happened according to Stiglitz:

      [The] securitization process itself is what fed the bubble, which in fact made it inevitable almost that there would be this problem of a large fraction of them collapsing, going into default at the same time. So they created the problem that actually brought them down. â¦

      You needed to have the investment banks that would put these together, ... the CDOs and complex products. Now if you had thousands of mortgages in a product, no one could inspect to see whether each mortgage was a good one. It was all based on trust. ... So you created a system in which incentives were such as to make sure that the system failed.

      Then you had the rating agencies being part of ... I would almost say a conspiracy. The rating agencies would look at these bundles -- they obviously couldn't look at each of the mortgages -- and they would say if you put together large numbers of mortgages that ought to have been graded each F, by putting them together they blessed them as if it was financial alchemy that converted lead into gold. In this case, it converted F-rated subprime mortgages into an A-rated security.

      Why was that important? Because then you could sell this to a pension fund or to lots of other people who could only buy A-rated securities.

    43. Re:Random Randomization by s.petry · · Score: 1

      There was no insincerity in my post. If part was proven a conspiracy you should not automatically discount a larger global conspiracy. We don't know the full scale and should not assume to know. Many conspiracies that have been proven, only prove parts. Those parts obviously show trends to much larger things. Sometimes, but not often the full scale is opened but we are talking decades after the fact.

      The definition of a conspiracy includes the term "secret" intentionally. I'm not being a smart-ass, I'm pointing out fact. If the nature is secret what you see revealed is probably not the "whole" secret. If some of the conspiracies have parts validated only a fool discounts the whole.

      People that don't understand that last statement may wish to investigate brain washing. Brain washing is commonly accomplished with mass media.

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    44. Re:Random Randomization by s.petry · · Score: 1

      This paper is about the thought processes, not about the actual truth. Actually there are no guarantees that you can not arrive to a right conclusion using flawed reasoning (however, I don't recall conspiracy theory nutjobs speculating about the LIBOR fixing).

      You have a whole lot of fallacy in a very short post. You assume "flawed" reasoning when there is often very good reasoning behind conspiracy theories. Because you don't understand the logic being used does not mean it's flawed, it means that you don't understand the logic. Critical thinking is not openly taught in the US very often. Most people are taught to trust authorities and told that they are smart when they do (an appeal to emotion fallacy which works on a large percentage of people).

      You may also wish to investigate why you associate people investigating conspiracies with nutjobs. Ad hominem is also a logical fallacy which invalidates your statement. Because you don't recall someone publicly investigating LIBOR fixing does not mean that nobody was. Obviously someone was investigating or you would still not know about it. Do you think it was a rogue police force that just said "fuck it, we should find something to do and investigate"? I think the more likely answer is that they were tipped off by.. OMG, a "Conspiracy Theorist" and given enough information to begin a proper investigation.

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    45. Re:Random Randomization by s.petry · · Score: 1

      So you deny categorically that Conspiracies do not exist? This is what you are claiming when you state that conspiracy theories are a coping mechanism.

      Let me shed a bit of light on the truth for you. Conspiracies do exist, and are more wide spread than you probably want to acknowledge. You may not be from the US so this may not be relevant to your life but I'm sure that you have similar events in your Government. One word search "COINTELPRO".

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    46. Re:Random Randomization by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Dang, I hate simple English mistakes. "So you deny categorically that Conspiracies do not exist?" should be "So you categorically deny that conspiracies exist?".

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    47. Re:Random Randomization by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      and yeah, I know I sound elitistic here

      No, don't worry, you sound as stupid as everyone else who can't use a fucking dictionary.

      You you rather that I had written my post in my own language or any of the other 5 languages I can speak?

      You know, I think he would :)

      That said, there's no issue with being a wordsmith erudite; the problem is, you failed to communicate the tone you were aiming for in English, and then used the fact that you knew that you did as an excuse instead of an apology. At that point, a lot of people will stop taking your seriously no matter what language you communicate in.

      Als de maan vol is, schijnt zij overal....

      None of it's (fully) about mental skill; it's about being aware of your own blind spots -- and being willing to admit and not trust them.

    48. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      911 is the only conspiracy worth talking right now. It was a huge scam. The biggest ever. And it being so recent is all the more reason for it to be discussed. The people who talk about it must not be labelled conspiracy theorists.

    49. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worse

      they're trying to obscure the links between them and to big brothers
      attempts to limit the supply of tin foil

    50. Re:Random Randomization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That does happen. Anytime I point out what looks like price fixing, or market divying, there's always someone that says "stop being a conspiracy theorist".

      I don't know about what you've pointed out, but it's very common that people point to something and call it price fixing when there's a clear and simple non-collusive market explanation for what's going on. Further, it's often likely that there is some more subtle dynamic that explains the apparent synchronicity of price changes or market division even when there is no clear and simple explanation. So while price fixing and market divvying do happen, there's a good chance that you often are being a conspiracy theorist, because they appear to happen more often than they really occur.

      Right, and if the person responded with a well-reasoned explanation for the price change that would be one thing, but the fact is they go straight to "LOONY!" We're actively encouraging people to think even less critically (incredible, I know). It's almost like the Left just doesn't trust the average Joes and doesn't have the patience to explain anything to them. Would "paranoid and lazy" be a fair description of the Democratic Party? It is if you characterize the Republican Party as "paranoid and stupid".

  10. Is this a joke? by elucido · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People believe in conspiracies because they don't have anyone in authority they can trust. It doesn't help when authority lies to them about virtually everything.

    1. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People believe in conspiracies because conspiracies actaully exist. The US really did get lied into two wars, for instance, and those who did the lying knew exactly what they were doing. The motives were profit and power. Period. That's about as evil as it gets.

      Also, I think there is sufficient proof that government does NOT represent the interests of the people these days, that they do protect the interests of the rich, and that government gets seriously paranoid whenever there is an active movement opposing either it or the wealthy--see law enforcement's reaction to Occupy Wall Street for an example. The Bradley Manning case as another. The Aaron Swartz case as another. The list, unfortunately, goes on and on.

      Does that mean every conspiracy theory is true? Of course not. However, I'm sick and tired of "conspiracy theory" and "conspiracy theorist" being some kind of get out of jail free card for people who don't want to truly address what's going on in our society these days.

    2. Re:Is this a joke? by dabadab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People believe in conspiracy theories because it is way much easier than to actually learn the truth. The great thing about conspiracy theories that you don't have to know the actual facts (in the case of many theories it is actually a hindrance), you don't have to be very rigorous with your logic and if there's any hole in the theory you are welcome to make up any explanation. Compare that to the hard work required to be competent in a real area of knowledge.

      Also, your reasoning does not make much sense: you cannot trust the authorities so you believe everything the first nut job tells you? Really?

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    3. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that conspiracy thinking is closely related mind reading, people will feel threaten by some piece of information and then tell themselves what they want to hear or need to hear. They then say to themselves well I can just tell this, they never seem to realise that they are claiming to have access to information that they can not possible have access to, its enough that they can weave the story they want from what they know, without considering there are hundreds of possible stories that can be made to fit what they know, you can not know them all or which one is correct.

    4. Re:Is this a joke? by equex · · Score: 1

      It is absolutely a get out of jail for free card. And this points out the phenomenon of 'non-conspirational conspiracy' where a pattern of individual behaviour, when scaled up, effectively becomes said conspiration, only nobody knows. How these individual patterns arise, is another discussion.

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    5. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      An interesting counter-opinion to that is that actually people believe in conspiracies because they want them to be true.

      They would rather believe there is a malign force greater than themselves, than that there is no force greater then themselves.

      In other words, it's a proxy for God.

    6. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some "blind followers" that may be the case. I think a lot conspiracy theorists spend an large amount of time researching and end up believing what they do based on a) the available facts b) someone has a motivation to lie and c) the idea that some of the facts presented by authority are false.

      The core problem (and why the theories exist) is that unless you prove the authorities are lying or not lying with 100% certainty then it is impossible to know if the theory isn't true. The problem for the theorists is to somehow prove that the authority is lying.

      While some use this logic liberally i.e. every flaw in the theorists reasoning is covered with accusations of lying. I believe the foundation of most conspiracy theories does not include anything more than a discount of the official story. Individual arguments that the theorists creates to try and prove the lies may be disproved with 100% certainty (and some theorists may continue to argue those points) but that doesn't discount the fact that the core belief is that the "official story" is factually incorrect.

      Take the staged moon landings theory... there are all sorts of arguments that say we could not have landed on the moon or that we didn't. Many of the fake-moon-landing theorists arguments have been refuted with 100% certainty. It would be a fallacy to believe that because one argument is disproven that the general distrust of the official story is unwarranted. This is even more true when the sole or main source of information is the authority.

      I like to think of the classic "is my girlfriend cheating" problem. If you have trouble following my logic here just think through the process of determining if your girlfriend is cheating. Go ask her... she will say no (trust the authority?). Ok, now what? I had this suspicion she was though so her word isn't good enough... I come up with an idea... oh darn that one is wrong.... next idea... wrong... next idea... next idea. See.. the core issue is distrust not lack of research.

      Full Disclosure: I am not a theorist and I believe the USA landed on the moon.

    7. Re:Is this a joke? by moeinvt · · Score: 0

      The so-called "authorities" often refuse to release the information required to ascertain the "facts". This is an open invitation to rampant speculation concerning the missing facts and what the authorities have to hide.

      I've long since stopped discussing the 9-11 "conspiracy theories" but one undeniable "truth" is that the greatest crime ever perpetrated on U.S. soil was followed up by one of the most lame and superficial investigations imaginable. There are many legitimate questions that the government never answered. That's an open invitation for rampant speculations and all sorts of theories.

    8. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I'm into conspiracies I can almost understand why someone would trust a nut job over a known liar. Is that much of a stretch that someone would lend an ear to some bloke in a bar, who can relate to you, than some talking head on TV, who you'd never meet in real life?

    9. Re:Is this a joke? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      People believe in conspiracies because there are so many conspiracies you can point to. There's a plethora of articles on conspiracies that turned out to be true and meanwhile we have shit like the many and repeated bailouts while execs take home record bonuses. It's hard not to start seeing conspiracies everywhere when you see conspiracies everywhere!

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    10. Re:Is this a joke? by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      I've long since stopped discussing the 9-11 "conspiracy theories" but one undeniable "truth" is that the greatest crime ever perpetrated on U.S. soil

      The American Civil War was the greatest crime ever perpetrated on US soil, caused by the pro-slavery side.

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    11. Re:Is this a joke? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      People believe in conspiracy theories because it is way much easier than to actually learn the truth. The great thing about conspiracy theories that you don't have to know the actual facts (in the case of many theories it is actually a hindrance), you don't have to be very rigorous with your logic and if there's any hole in the theory you are welcome to make up any explanation. Compare that to the hard work required to be competent in a real area of knowledge.

      Define "much easier than to actually learn the truth" in the context of "impossible to learn the truth because the only ones that have it either keep it secret or lie about it", as in the GP's example where the "authorities" are demonstrably doing exactly that.

      Also, your reasoning does not make much sense: you cannot trust the authorities so you believe everything the first nut job tells you? Really?

      I think anyone skeptical enough to realize that the authority is not being forthcoming would not be likely to believe the first nut job idea, either, but may simply look for some plausible explanation and latch onto it to resolve their internal conflict. Plausibility in this case, of course, would be highly subjective depending on a person's world view, which would explain why some people would promote, say, David Icke's theories rather than realize that wealthy people with control of lots of resources would tend to favor similar ideas of governance.

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    12. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they want those conspiracies to be true because they can then feel good about being in the know.

    13. Re:Is this a joke? by khallow · · Score: 1

      The American Civil War was the greatest crime ever perpetrated on US soil, caused by the pro-slavery side.

      What was the crime?

    14. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is pretty funny that your well-reasoned response is score 0, and the OP's "conspiracy theorists are just too lazy to learn the truth" post is score 5, informative.

      This is symptomatic of the problem with today's society, in that people who question the official narrative are called nuts. What I have seen is that the people who believe the official narrative, do so without question. In their minds, there is no possibility that what they believe is wrong, so they unquestionably support the official narrative. Anyone who questions anything is asking for trouble.

      They have no problem with questioning if a car salesman is trying to gouge them on the price, or if the mechanic is entirely trustworthy. But when it comes to things they believe without question, they can't tolerate questions (aka conspiracy thinking).

    15. Re:Is this a joke? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      I think people sometimes want conspiracies to be true b/c that is ironically a more optimistic view of the world. If evil and suffering can be laid to the feet of a small group of evil people, all that it takes to remove that evil and suffering is to somehow defeat those evil people. If most evil and suffering can be laid to the feet of human apathy, ignorance, greed and incompetence multiplied by billions of people, then you have a much more impossible task in trying to defeat it. Plus, in one scenario, you are simply a powerless pawn in the grips of evil. In the other, you are a minor actor that actively (if unknowingly) contributes to the evil.

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    16. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point about emerging patterns.

      I suspect shared motives and incentives can lead to situations which seem conspiratorial, but without much actual coordination.

    17. Re:Is this a joke? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Problem as I see it is that the terms "conspiracy theory" and "conspiracy theorists" are used to pejoratively label people that are against things that aren't actually conspiracies, but are completely out in the open as stated policy objectives of different groups and individuals. The war examples you cite were pretty much out in the open as plausible, yet flimsy pretexts for war. It was pretty blatant to all but the casual observer, the only problem being that most people are casual observers and the mere possibility that Saddam Hussein might still have some chemical weapons around in some storage place was all the justification they needed for going after Saddam Hussein... which of course wasn't a bad objective, just once people spent so much time focusing on WMD more time was spent planning for finding WMD than for how to secure the country after a victory.

      Take the whole "NAFTA superhighway" thing which has a wikipedia entry that points out the association of the term with conspiracy theories... but then somewhat helpfully links to the "North American SuperCorridor Coalition" which advocates for the expansion of the "International Mid-Continent Trade Corridor" which are apparently both very real things that exist and have people advocating for them.

      So, people that talk negatively about the "NAFTA superhighway" are labeled as conspiracy nuts when in fact they are merely using a different label for something that actually exists and actually is associated with NAFTA .

      And to be clear.... I actually support free trade and more normalization of economic regulations between North American, Central American and Caribbean countries. I'm a 19th century manifest destiny sort of guy and would like to see American expansion continue. No conspiracy here. I'd state it publicly that it should be an objective of US foreign policy to seek expansion of the United States among willing democratic partners in the region. I support Puerto Rico's efforts to join the union as a state and if any other Caribbean nations wanted to join I think that should be something we work out and make happen. If Mexico and Canada wanted to join up, which they really really don't, but if they did then the more the merrier.

      All that said to underline the point that I mostly disagree with people that are opposed to freer trade or efforts for more economic and political integration. But I do share concerns of some about how we go about doing it and feel that the opposition is healthy and addressing the criticisms and very real downsides to greater economic and political integration, especially through international organizations and treaties, are important.

      In the case of NAFTA, calling the opposition to free trade and the "NAFTA superhighway" conspiracy nuts is a really disingenuous attack on people with real concerns about the real negative effects of free trade and in the power of corporations to push through changes to the laws that disproportionately benefit those large corporations. To me the more that people opposed to NAFTA and other free trade agreements are grouped together, labeled as conspiracy theorists and dismissed the more I become concerned that those involved really don't want people looking at the details of these arrangements.

      And to me that kind of suspicion is healthy, very healthy. I don't assume nefarious intent, but that doesn't mean that people aren't trying to distract away from some sweetheart deals that might not stand up to scrutiny. So there should be scrutiny. People don't often rise above their own self interests, that is just human nature. At some level, I don't even care about sweetheart deals or even plain old corruption so much as whether or not there is an overall good or bad result that benefits the most people. Nothing good can come of simply labeling people as conspiracy nuts and dismissing their valid concerns.

    18. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People tend to believe conspriracy theories or "conspiracy theories" more when the truth is a scarcity. People get tired of the shady deceptive games played against them, eventually leeding to the most obvious things greeted with scepticism.
      Think of a poker game, where the goal is to take the others chips by deception and the rules(cheating included), you're not often going to be 100% sure what hands are played. But you might have a pretty good guesstimate and this is where the similarities to a conspiracy theory starts to emerge.

    19. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, they do exist.

      For example, the oil, coal and gas industries were the first to promote the climate science deniers way back in the early 1990's. Like Big Tobacco, Doubt is their Product.

      But if you read the paper, the number of conspiracy theories put together in response to the first paper on conspiracy theories were extraordinary. No sooner than one theory was refuted, they moved on to other, wilder, theories.

    20. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, slavery itself was the biggest crime.

  11. Sneaky scientists by adamjv · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it obvious? The researchers paid dozens of bloggers to come up with these conspiracy theories. The blogs were used as evidence to support the hypotheses in the follow-up paper, which will earn the researchers enough cash to pay more bloggers. And so on.

    It's kinda like the way McAfee and Symantec have secret programmers who strategically release new viruses when business is slow.

    1. Re:Sneaky scientists by Maow · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious? The researchers paid dozens of bloggers to come up with these conspiracy theories. The blogs were used as evidence to support the hypotheses in the follow-up paper, which will earn the researchers enough cash to pay more bloggers. And so on.

      It's kinda like the way McAfee and Symantec have secret programmers who strategically release new viruses when business is slow.

      No, don't you see?!?11?

      The first paper was to draw teh conspiracists out of the woodwork, trick 'em to expose themselves, man.

      Then, the 2nd paper is infected with a virus or a bio-cromulantic-warfare attack, which targets, flags, and tags the brave conspiracists from the first paper so they can be taken away and [... ATH0 ... No Carrier ...]

  12. My own conspiracy theory. by frivolous_taco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, KING RICHARD III, FOUND MURDERED IN PARKING LOT, POLICE DECLINE TO INVESTIGATE!! CONSPIRACY??!! - Leave out one key piece of information and it takes on a life of it's own, but there is nothing untrue about the above. Conspiracies seem to live on the interpretation that those who believe them have a better understanding of the issue at hand than those in charge, or that they have all the relevant information, when they don't.

    1. Re:My own conspiracy theory. by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Funny

      Leave out one key piece of information and it takes on a life of it's own, but there is nothing untrue about the above.

      Conspiracies seem to live on the interpretation that those who believe them have a better understanding of the issue at hand than those in charge, or that they have all the relevant information, when they don't.

      Nonsense. Even if you have all the evidence in plain view there can still be vast networks of shady dealings and huge cover-ups at work. Just look at the Kennedy Assassination!

      Those bones matched royal DNA because they weren't from King Richard III, they were really from a current member of the royal family who has now been replaced with an evil doppleganger clone (made possible by recently discovered Nazi stem cell research and advanced eugenics). They just needed a convenient way to dismiss the evidence -- Oh, that body with royal DNA? Uh, oh, It's just the remains of King Richard! Which one? Why, the 3rd one! Now they've got an inside agent in the royal family... Hot on the heels of Kim Jong Un's replacement of Kim Jong Il, all while for the 1st time ever the USA presidency is held by a black man!?

      Coincidence?! I Think Not!

    2. Re:My own conspiracy theory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It was a Car Park - we don't have Parking Lots over here.
      That's probably why the police refused to investigate, they didn't know where to look for the evidence.

    3. Re:My own conspiracy theory. by will_die · · Score: 1

      Richard III was not a member of the ruling family, but a distant relative. A relative of the current queen had problems with him and had a role in death; that is why there is no investigatation.

    4. Re:My own conspiracy theory. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Even if you have all the evidence in plain view there can still be vast networks of shady dealings and huge cover-ups at work. Just look at the Kennedy Assassination!

      That's a huge presumption that your argument relies on that you haven't shown to be true.

      Many (but not all) conspiracy theories are actually rational lines of logic, stemming from different presumptions - such as whether "all the evidence" is actually available or not. To dismiss them out of hand simply because you have a different, unproven assumption is to make the same logic error you're accusing them of.

    5. Re:My own conspiracy theory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was also like 600 years ago

    6. Re:My own conspiracy theory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or so they are telling us....

  13. New suggested article title... by Delgul · · Score: 2

    The paper was put forward in a slanted way. The report apparently concluded that: "those who subscribed to one or more conspiracy theories or who strongly supported a free market economy were more likely to reject the findings from climate science as well as other sciences."

    What it the report SHOULD have concluded is: "those who subscribed to one or more conspiracy theories or who strongly supported a free market economy were more likely to reject the findings from science" which is exactly as valid, is a far more neutral observation, and does not single out a specific group.

    By including the "climate science" as a specific category the researchers make themselves suspect and people may (perhaps not entirely without cause) assume that this report was not unbiased and perhaps targeting "climate sceptists" rather than being an honest report on the behaviour of conspiracists in general. And of course this fuels a discussion. The authors could have known this and probably did. Therefore the article's title should be renamed to: "Those who play at bowls, must look out for rubs".

    1. Re:New suggested article title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The specific use of the phrase 'climate science' is down to the fact that the paper they studied reactions to here was based on 'climate science'. As such specifically naming climate science in their conclusions is not only not being biased, it is being scientifically accurate. If they had just said 'science' they would have been implying an unwarrantedly wide conclusion.

    2. Re:New suggested article title... by Delgul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What part of "as well as other sciences" does not translate to "science" in general? If they didn't research science in general, they should not say they did. If they did research it, they have proven themselves that "climate" apparently doesn't have anything to do with it. However which way you look at it, it smells fishy. The fact that they did actually research the reactions to such a polarized and hyped field where unproven theories are floating around only makes matters worse. It is flamebait research and should be treated as such...

    3. Re:New suggested article title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, "climate science" is by far and large the widest they observed (since, as mentioned, it was responses to climate science). Therefore, it'd still be less than accurate to only say "science." it's the one thing they all had in common, and then there was a hodgepodge of others. To leave it out would be bias. To think they should leave it out is bias. To read it as saying anything then exactly what they're saying is conspiratorial thinking. You're reading way too much into it and thinking they're saying something they're not. They did not say that climate skeptics are conspiratorial thinkers, which is what you're implying they are by taking such offense. There is nothing wrong with saying those who are conspiratorial thinkers also tend to be against climate science in general. It's like getting offended if someone said serial killers like violent games and other media and saying "well, they should have just said media and not singled out games." It's not being biased, it's just showing as much of their data as possible as succinctly as possible in one sentence. Why hide data?

    4. Re:New suggested article title... by swillden · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with saying those who are conspiratorial thinkers also tend to be against climate science in general.

      Yes, there is, because this is an unsupported -- and I think unsupportable -- assertion. I see plenty of conspiratorial thinking on the side of those who are most aggressively concerned about climate change. Mostly about collusion between oil companies to suppress alternative energy technologies.

      I think it's more likely that the tendency towards conspiratorial thinking is independent of political bent, except that it seems more prevalent among people with somewhat extreme views. I don't know if that's because holding extreme views causes people to begin thinking conspiratorially (due to almost the whole world disagreeing with them), or conspiratorial tendencies encourage extreme views, or if some other characteristic causes both, but there does seem to be a correlation between conspiracy theories and extremism.

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    5. Re:New suggested article title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with saying those who are conspiratorial thinkers also tend to be against climate science in general.

      Yes, there is, because this is an unsupported -- and I think unsupportable -- assertion. I see plenty of conspiratorial thinking on the side of those who are most aggressively concerned about climate change. Mostly about collusion between oil companies to suppress alternative energy technologies.

      There doesn't need to be any collusion, merely assumptions that the oil companies will act in their own self interest.

      I think it's more likely that the tendency towards conspiratorial thinking is independent of political bent, except that it seems more prevalent among people with somewhat extreme views. I don't know if that's because holding extreme views causes people to begin thinking conspiratorially (due to almost the whole world disagreeing with them), or conspiratorial tendencies encourage extreme views, or if some other characteristic causes both, but there does seem to be a correlation between conspiracy theories and extremism.

      Agreed.

    6. Re:New suggested article title... by swillden · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with saying those who are conspiratorial thinkers also tend to be against climate science in general.

      Yes, there is, because this is an unsupported -- and I think unsupportable -- assertion. I see plenty of conspiratorial thinking on the side of those who are most aggressively concerned about climate change. Mostly about collusion between oil companies to suppress alternative energy technologies.

      There doesn't need to be any collusion, merely assumptions that the oil companies will act in their own self interest.

      Agreed. But one of the common conspiratorial-thinking fallacies is to assume the existence of collusion where none is required to explain the observed/perceived behavior. It's also worth pointing out that some of the oil companies are also some of the heaviest investors in solar and wind power -- self-interest doesn't necessarily mean fighting alternative energy.

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  14. "Yes! We're all individuals!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that, in this day, ideas that don't come from a place of established authority, are frequently, without consideration, assumed to be incorrect, or even delusional, symptoms of mental illness or of flawed logic. It makes me think, what reception would meet thinkers such as Rousseau, Voltaire or Montesquieu were they instead alive today, challenging the current prevailing view of the world? Surely, never would we be so prejudiced as to label them as 'CONSPIRACY THEORISTS' as soon as they had made a statement that did not let itself conform with our current collective view. We, because we are so enlightened, would recognize that theirs were great ideas, and we would maturely judge said ideas by their merit. We would think freely and independently, and not ignorantly adopt the views of some figure of authority.

    1. Re: "Yes! We're all individuals!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once I got past your use of commas to get to your point:
      We wouldn't call Voltaire or Rousseau conspiracy theorists because they were patently not conspiracy theorists. Not all controversial thinkers are written off as conspiracy theorists.
      On climate change issues, virtually everyone must argue from authority, because the level of specialisation and the amount of time required to actually analyse all the data yourself is simply not available to most people.
      Keep in mind that the 'authority' can be an organisation (e.g the IPCC, or national academy of sciences). The degree of 'authority' in these cases is the trust in the organisation making claims.

  15. Flamebait by LordLucless · · Score: 2, Funny

    Flamebait "study" provokes flames. News at eleven. I'm waiting for the next study showing the correlation climate alarmism and being a poo-poo head.

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  16. nothing to see here. MS use it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this research is tantamount to calling a spade a spade, when most other people say it's a club. Doesn't change the fact that it's still a spade.

    Microsoft (in order to drain talent into their sinking company) use a similar approach - an aptitude test with features that force you not just be right, but have the convictions to stand by being right.

  17. Can't win by dangerousdaze · · Score: 0

    The problem is that by calling out the first paper as BS science you're automatically labelled a conspiracy theorist. The second paper went on to do just that.

    1. Re:Can't win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not true, they explicitly state that they are not investigating the validity or not of any of the criticisms of the first paper. They are measuring psychological indicators of conspiracy thinking. Even the most out there obsessed conspirac theorist could be right, and this paper doesn't deny that.

    2. Re:Can't win by dangerousdaze · · Score: 2

      It's not a question of what they set out to measure. It was the methodology they used to measure it that was flawed.

    3. Re: Can't win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the previous AC actually addressed your 'bad measurement' comment, and did not comment on what the authors may have been trying to measure as such.

    4. Re: Can't win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so...

      "They are measuring psychological indicators of conspiracy thinking." ..is not a comment on what they were trying to measure?

      Nick Milner is merely questioning the methodology used to measure the psychological indicators of conspiracy thinking. Which is a good thing to question because any such measurement outside of biological impulses is going to be subjective in nature and thus worthless.

    5. Re:Can't win by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2

      The problem is that by calling out the first paper as BS science you're automatically labelled a conspiracy theorist. The second paper went on to do just that.

      Well, no.

      If yoiu claim that the first paper is total crap using conspirationist reasoning then you get called a conspiracy theorist.

      If you have a valid complaint, what is it?

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  18. Anyone else remember the Sokal Affair? by water-and-sewer · · Score: 1

    The horse crap in this one is so deep I can barely see the light. Does anybody else remember that paper on sociology that turned out to be a joke composed of mostly made-up words, but the sociology community accepted it and praised it in some journal? It was the Sokal Affair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair) and the article was "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity," an article that sounds about as interesting as this one.

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    1. Re:Anyone else remember the Sokal Affair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's illustrative that the Sokal Affair didn't just use made-up words, it also randomly quoted the most often quoted sociology papers, and included classic coined phrases and slogans from socialist propaganda, which was the entire point of the Sokal experiment: to prove that the sole requisite to get a paper published in a sociology journal is to fill it with socialist quackery, the rest of the paper can be pure gibberish and it won't matter at all.

    2. Re:Anyone else remember the Sokal Affair? by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      It is often forgotten that this effect goes both ways. It is not restricted to sociology.

      Example: The Bogdanov affair.

    3. Re:Anyone else remember the Sokal Affair? by PPH · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

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    4. Re:Anyone else remember the Sokal Affair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's illustrative that the Sokal Affair didn't just use made-up words, it also randomly quoted the most often quoted sociology papers, and included classic coined phrases and slogans from socialist propaganda, which was the entire point of the Sokal experiment: to prove that the sole requisite to get a paper published in a sociology journal is to fill it with socialist quackery, the rest of the paper can be pure gibberish and it won't matter at all.

      Sokal was a leftist. His point wasn't SOCIALISM BAD, ALL LEFTIES THINK IN LOCKSTEP. He was responding to the blatant lack of intellectual rigor in a trend that had emerged in the 1990s: attacks on science from certain segments of non-scientific academia, mostly literary. That's why he trolled them by writing a transparently ridiculous (to a scientist) paper which claimed to advance scientific understanding through deconstructionist writing. The central appeal of the hoax paper was that it put them on the top of the intellectual world, not scientists.

      Yes, some of the paper included appeals to topics popular among the left. You're totally missing the point if you think that's all it was about, or that Sokal was attacking sociology specifically.

  19. Thumb Awareness by erroneus · · Score: 2

    The very mention of thumb awareness makes you immediately more aware of your thumbs. That is unless you don't have any in which case you are increasingly aware of that fact.

  20. Gold mine for a researcher by water-vole · · Score: 1

    In this day and age when citations and publications determine your funding and job prospects as a researcher, it is a gold mine to stumble on a process like this. It recursively generates new articles, and so research funding will flow her way almost automatically.

    1. Re:Gold mine for a researcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, epic troll?

  21. Yada Yada Yada by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow someone writes a paper on conspiracy theory and targets it slap bang at climate sceptics and then complains when they cry fowl! It's like calling someone paranoid when people really are out to get them!

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    1. Re: Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy theorist turkey is my favourite fowl.

    2. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      You've got the causality backwards. The theory evaluated conspiracy theorists' tendencies to believe in climate change, not climate change deniers' tendencies to conspiracy theory. That's an interesting but significant difference, because the implications are different (in this case, that conspiratorial thinking leads to a more generalised rejection of orthodoxy).

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    3. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're interpreting this the exact wrong way. They found a link. There's nothing wrong with that. And they didn't cry "foul" (fixed that for you). They made another research paper that actually *SUPPORTED* their original paper. They didn't say all climate skeptics are conspiratorial nuts. They just said conspiratorial nuts are climate skeptics as well. That shouldn't be taken as offense by climate skeptics, unless you are indeed a conspiratorial nut.

    4. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Sorry got switched around still valid though

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    5. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in this case, that conspiratorial thinking leads to a more generalised rejection of orthodoxy

      Is linked to, not leads to. (It may be true that one leads to the other but the experiment does not provide grounds to draw such a conclusion).

    6. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they cry fowl!"

      Do they do the chicken dance while they're crying fowl?

    7. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      You may note that I referred to it as an implication.

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    8. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      There is no cause so just that you cannot find a fool who follows it.

      ...though if _all_ the fools seem to be adopting your cause you might want to stop and spend a little while rethinking your position.

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    9. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny +1

    10. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cried fowl once, bunch of ducks showed up.

    11. Re:Yada Yada Yada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep that's happened to me, i was called paranoid when i told them people were after me when some people were REALLY after me.

  22. Error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm going to call you a conspiracy theorist, and if you deny it, that means you are a conspiracy theorist."

    1. Re:Error by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what the research is about.

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  23. Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think I have irony poisoning.

  24. Also: by lazyFatCyclist · · Score: 1

    Being paranoid does not mean they're not after you

  25. What is it with you idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really.

    Though every single one of you retards makes the same bollocks assertion to cover up your own goal here, that isn't even remotely the case here.

    I call you a conspiracy theorist. If you go "Wrong, I'm not", then that is you refuting it. I don't call you a conspiracy theorist for denying the claim. But that isn't what you dumb fucks are doing, is it. You're saying "Nuh, uh, you're with the EcoNazis trying to make a New World Order and using this claim to ensure we aren't heard, therefore allowing you to Take Over Everyone".

    WHICH IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY.

    1. Re:What is it with you idiots? by smpoole7 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > to cover up your own goal here ...

      In other words, YOU believe that there is a conspiracy (even if only de facto) amongst those who question the conclusions of those who believe in anthropogenic climate change? We have indeed fallen into infinite recursion.

      Me personally? I have no use for conspiracy theories. As a friend who used to work for CIA (vigorously) explained it to me, the more complex the conspiracy, the more impossible it is. SOMEONE will blab, or will forget a laptop with all the secret codes and handshakes in the men's room at the airport. Someone will invariably sell out the conspirators to the opposition. Hey, he can get rich AND become a hero in one fell swoop!

      The purpose of this article is just as offensive as the Slashdot story from a few months ago, that those who question climate change theory are no different from those who reject evolution. That's patently offensive. Like many people, I am agnostic toward AGW theory. I haven't seen enough evidence to convince me either way ... so yes, I AM going to wait and see before I support drastic action that destroys the economy.

      In the meantime, I *will* agitate for cleaner, greener energy, simply because it makes sense for the future. Whether we (meaning us hoomin' beans) are causing global warming is irrelevant to me. If I can reduce the gunk that I spew into the atmosphere, I want to do it. That's just common sense, and MOST people support that.

      Has absolutely, utterly NOTHING to do with conspiracies, or a belief in a New World Order or anything like that.

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    2. Re:What is it with you idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In other words, YOU believe that there is a conspiracy"

      In real worlds, no.

      There is the FACT of conspiracy. However, it is the accepted face of conspiracy known as "lobbying" and "PR". Tell me, what do you think it means when companies ask, say, the Heartland Institute to produce some lobbying fluff?

      Lobbying.

      "The purpose of this article is just as offensive as the Slashdot story from a few months ago"

      Yes, those whose underpants on their head is being pointed out and laughed at DO find these relevations offensive.

      Worse, they are offensive because they are fact.

      So the only avenue for shutting them down is to cry about being offended. Boo hoo, little baby. Boo hoo.

      "that those who question climate change theory are no different from those who reject evolution."

      Why is the truth offensive to you? Why do you want to substitute "offensive" for "wrong" and try to pretend that the conclusion must be wrong because you found it offensive?

      "I haven't seen enough evidence to convince me either way"

      Because you deny the evidence that would convince someone who is genuinely looking for evidence.

      EXACTLY THE SAME THING happens with YECers against evolution: they haven't seen enough evidence to convince them either.

      "so yes, I AM going to wait and see before I support drastic action that destroys the economy."

      First of all: BOLLOCKS. You next say "In the meantime, I *will* agitate for cleaner, greener energy," but you just say right there YOU WILL NOT.

      And where is your evidence that there is required drastic action that will destroy the economy????

      Oh, that'a right: you have none.

      JUST LIKE YECers, you want evidence for something you don't want to be true (evolution/AGW) but don't require it for something you DO want to be true (God/Economy destruction by mitigation of AGW).

      "Has absolutely, utterly NOTHING to do with conspiracies, or a belief in a New World Order or anything like that."

      So?

      Did I claim you were wrong because you're a conspiracy nut? NO.

      You're wrong because you're in denial of the facts that demonstrate how wrong you are.

    3. Re:What is it with you idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen enough evidence to convince me either way ... so yes, I AM going to wait and see before I support drastic action that destroys the economy.

      Where's the evidence that reasonable counter measures will destroy the economy? So far any evidence I've seen points to the opposite direction. The only harmful counter measures are those which don't really help, but look great if you don't take a closer look. Like this idiotic ban of incandescent light bulbs.

      Captcha: fallacy - is Slashdot getting sentient? :-)

    4. Re:What is it with you idiots? by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > Where's the evidence that reasonable counter measures will destroy the economy?

      Where did I say that I didn't support reasonable measures? :)

      I'm not accusing you of this, but debates like this both amuse and annoy me with the binary thinking: either I'm a tobacco-chawin', uninformed redneck who thinks it's fine to drive an old Ford truck that emits a smoke screen, or I completely buy into the fact that Man Is A Pestilence On The Planet(tm)(r)(c)(sm) and should just die and let Gaea have Her planet back.

      I agree with you on the CFL bulbs, by the way. Incandescent lights are terribly inefficient and *should* be replaced, but I'm not sure CFL is the way to go.

      My other complaint about those who push for *radical* change (again: note the use of the term *radical*, and you may couple that with "unilateral" action on our part) is that, until the Chinese agree to join in, it won't do a lick of good. Thus far, they've barely given the idea lip service. From their point of view, it's fine and dandy for us to point at their smog and smokestacks, because we've *already* built our industry.

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    5. Re:What is it with you idiots? by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > Because you deny the evidence that would convince someone who is genuinely looking for evidence.

      I know you won't believe this, but I'll say it anyway: I've looked at a wide range of evidence, not only from IPCC and related sources, but dissenting points of view (including that of Freeman Dyson, a man whom I admire deeply and who is anything but a "conservative whack-job"). The idea that there is "scientific consensus," for example, depends on how one defines "consensus." If you include other, but related, scientific disciplines, the consensus becomes much weaker: there is good evidence that the Earth is warming, and CO2 emissions *might* play a significant part, but more study is needed to be sure.

      Confirmation bias exists on BOTH sides. Pro-AGW and Anti-AGW tend to read things that support their points of view and blow off or ignore other points.

      And now I'm wasting my time, because you're going to believe that people like me are uninformed (or worse) no matter what -- that if ONLY I'd read the same things as you, I would be *compelled* to agree.

      I *have* read many of them. I am still agnostic. I'm not alone, either. Deal with it. :)

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    6. Re:What is it with you idiots? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Where's the evidence that reasonable counter measures will destroy the economy?

      In Spain.

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      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    7. Re:What is it with you idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In other words, YOU believe that there is a conspiracy (even if only de facto) amongst those who question the conclusions of those who believe in anthropogenic climate change? We have indeed fallen into infinite recursion."

      I believe there is a conspiracy because I am part of it. Does that make me paranoid? You bet.

    8. Re:What is it with you idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Where did I say that I didn't support reasonable measures? :)"

      Where you claimed:

      " I AM going to wait and see before I support drastic action that destroys the economy."

  26. Climate science... by thejynxed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    To deny what is happening is beyond ridiculous. This planet now has less ice being formed at the caps and in glaciers and more water vapor, methane, etc in the atmosphere than it did even five years ago. The average temperatures for water at the caps alone is rising at an alarming rate.

    I've actually gone to places where historically, there have been glaciers solidly covering the ground for well over 25,000+ years, and there was nothing but bare rock, with the glaciers having receded more than five+ miles up the valley towards the mountain tops.

    Some of these particular glaciers, only receded that far within the last fifteen years.

    The last time we've had these particular conditions occurring, there were tropical and sub-tropical forests and swamps in places where they are in no way currently found (aka when some dinosaurs still roamed).

    What is happening, is our pollution is compounding on the natural cooling and warming cycles, and pushing us much farther into a warming cycle than we've ever dealt with in recorded history.

    What is scary, is the CO2 we've pushed into the atmosphere in record tonnage, is melting permafrost layers in Canada, Alaska, Siberia and other places, releasing several hundred thousand metric tons of methane into the atmosphere every day, which is MANY times worse than CO2 (picture Venus), and just reinforces and pushes the global temperature rise even further.

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    1. Re:Climate science... by JWW · · Score: 1

      Dang. Your post was interesting right up until that reference to Venus.

      Warming is an issue and a hard problem we need to solve. But why do people always try to go straight for a disaster movie scenario ( OMG the Earth is turning into Venus!!)? That's not what's happening, what's happening is a gradual warming an increasing affects of that warming are impacting the ecosystem. But a fast conversion of the Earth's atmosphere into one like Venus is pure sensationalist hyperbole.

    2. Re:Climate science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang. Your post was interesting right up until that reference to Venus.

      Warming is an issue and a hard problem we need to solve. But why do people always try to go straight for a disaster movie scenario ( OMG the Earth is turning into Venus!!)? That's not what's happening, what's happening is a gradual warming an increasing affects of that warming are impacting the ecosystem. But a fast conversion of the Earth's atmosphere into one like Venus is pure sensationalist hyperbole.

      It is only gradual (emphasis mine) if you look at it on a human (not mankind, but a simple human lifetime) timescale.

      I happen to agree that a 'fast conversion' (on the scale of hundreds of years) of the Earth's atmosphere to something resembling Venus isn't really on the table, but there is nothing special, chemically, about the earth that prevents the possibility of a runaway greenhouse effect a la Venus.
      In fact, solar output increase alone will push Earth into a 'moist greenhouse' effect in about a billion years.

      While it's plenty of time on the anthropological timescale, when looked at on a geological timescale, we've already gone through 3/4ths of the inhabitable time line of the planet.

    3. Re:Climate science... by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      I used Venus as an example for two reasons: To illustrate exactly what all of this methane can do when we're this close to the sun (along with the other greenhouse gases common to both Venus and Earth), and because Venus has vast amounts of methane in its atmosphere, giving us a pretty accurate picture of what can happen with the current accelerating rates of methane gas release (methane geysers in the sea bed, expanding rice fields, larger cattle herds, hydro-fracking).

      Methane is a far worse greenhouse-type gas than CO2

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    4. Re:Climate science... by JWW · · Score: 1

      Per wikapedia, Venus has vast amounts of carbon dioxide, not methane. Its CO2 is measured at over 90%, not in the parts per million we use here.

      Earth and Venus are not comparable in terms of atmosphere, they wouldn't even ever be comparable even if the supply of fossil fuels were endless and we burned them at an even faster rate then we do now, we'd still never get to Venus levels.

      We're also not sure how long methane lasts in the atmosphere and what its cycle is, heck we're still learning more about the carbon cycle too.

      My point is comparing our future atmosphere to Venus makes no sense on timescales that are smaller than millions of years. It would be on the order of time it took originally to turn our atmosphere into one comprised of nearly 20% oxygen.

    5. Re:Climate science... by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Yes, Venus has large amounts of gaseous CO2, but is also has vast amounts of liquid and gaseous methane. Part of the reason Venus is so hot, is because each molecule of methane will retain approximately 40x the heat energy of every CO2 molecule. It also causes negative reinforcement feedback loops, with the interactions it has with solar radiation, oxygen, nitrogen and CO2.

      Atmospheric methane is a sink for chlorine, but reacts with CO2 to create volatile and non-volatile organic compounds and with the nitrous oxide in the atmosphere to create ammonia compounds. The ammonia compounds then enter a feedback loop with the chlorine molecules where it creates hydrochloric acid, which tends to interact in non-pleasant ways with the O3 and H2O molecules that are also present.

      As far as methane cycles go, there is no more such thing as a normal methane cycle for some of the reasons I've previously mentioned. It was known as far back as 1913 that the "natural" methane cycles would be toast because of ever increasing rice production, let alone in the current period, when we're adding in many metric tons of methane into the atmosphere directly as a byproduct of natural gas extraction. The Alaskan-Canadian-Siberian permafrost areas are also now releasing their stored methane (and CO2) into the atmosphere at ever increasing rates.

      It's interesting to note that in the 25 years prior to 1993, rice production had increased 47%, and that the current estimates of production from 1993 onward to 2020, will increase by approximately 156%.

      As far as timescales go, it's hard to tell, we've already done more damage in 200 years as a species than anyone could have possibly imagined. One of the earlier climate researchers (about 1989 or so) theorized that in those short 200 years, we had already pushed the human-habitable lifespan of the planet 3/4ths of the way to completion.

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  27. Re:"greater... THAT"... my god... by Bill+Currie · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've come to the suspicion that it's not so much lack of understanding of grammar or inability to spell that's at the root of the than/then problem, but rather the inablity to hear/speak the difference. The English sounds represented by "e" and "a" are not very far apart. Many of the people might be conflating the two sounds into one. If this is the case, you can correct them until you're blue in the face and they'll never understand because they can't hear the difference. Proof reading their own work won't help because they won't hear the mistake.

    I started thinking this way for two reasons: too many people saying "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less" (understandable, that t can be difficult to hear) and having Japanese students think I said "pet" when I said "pat" (I've taught English in Japan).

    However, for this particular case, I've got a slightly different theory, based on my own mistakes: the writer sub-vocalizes while touch-typing and something between tongue, brain and fingers short circuited and instead of N, T was hit. The tongue is in the same place for both sounds, and when touch typing, the index finger on opposite hands is used for both letters (and the movement is rotationally symmetrical). The vast majority of my typos follow a similar pattern (and swapping N and T is very common for me). Heck, I sometimes make the same mistakes with pen and paper!

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  28. What journal(s) did these papaers appear in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could someone tell me what journal or journals these papers appeared in? They were peer-reviewed weren't they?
      Just asking.

  29. What is 'ideation'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you strip out the words that don't exist in the English language, the title of the work makes a weird sort of sense, if you excuse poor-grammar:

      'Recursive fury: Conspiracist in the blogosphere in response to research on conspiracist"

    1. Re:What is 'ideation'? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that you don't like the big new words. :( It must be hard for you to talk to people about the numbers machine that talks to the other numbers machines through the long thin things carrying electricity or light.

      A better simple-English translation would be "Going around and around anger: Tending to think things are caused by groups of secret unseen bad people in the computer talk place because of work looking at people who tend to think things are caused by groups of secret unseen bad people."

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  30. It's like schizophrenia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when you tell them the voices in their head aren't real, they think you're in league with the voices.

    1. Re:It's like schizophrenia... by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

      Wait, the voices in my head aren't real? But, they say you're lying! Who do I believe?

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      Everything you know is wrong, Just forget the words and sing along.
  31. Re:"greater... THAT"... my god... by JustOK · · Score: 1

    I think it's part of a plot.

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  32. I bet they will soon publish this: by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    Recursive fury: Conspiracist ideation in the blogosphere in response to research on conspiracist ideation in the blogosphere in response to research on conspiracist ideation

  33. Re: "the rejection of climate science" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The minority of people who still support the hypothesis of man-made global warming are at the point of grasping at straws to keep their little pet fraud going..."

    You're joking, right? The minority? Pet fraud?
    An unfortunate thing about the "it's not us" argument is that the trajectory is somewhat like that of "it's us, but no-one does anything about it", so that "minority don't even get the chance to point and say 'see? What did we say would happen. "

  34. make a habit of reading pools to get big picture by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you make a habit of reading polls on a a variety of political and social issues, you'll learn a lot about Americans and specifically you might come to the conclusion that about 25-35% of Americans are basically so disconnected from scientific and social reality they're functionally insane and their opinion should ALWAYS and AUTOMATICALLY be classified as "non-truth related".

    For instance, and famously, about 46% of Americans don't believe in evolution

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/05/americans-believe-in-creationism_n_1571127.html

    But also 10% think that prosecutors who send innocent people to jail should not be prosecuted:

    http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-texas-exoneree-testifies-20130204,0,3950542.story?page=2

    25% think Obama is not an American citizen:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20056061-503544.html

    30%^ think God decides the outcome of sporting events: http://rt.com/usa/news/super-bowl-result-god-337/

    And on and on and on. Watching polls what you'll discover is about 10% of Americans are just outright fascists who wouldn't hesitate to do whatever any right wing authority told them to do, and think it should have been started yesterday. This is also the finding of Bob Altemeyer in his seminal work on authoritarianism :

    http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/.

    right.

    About 25-30% believe that events on Earth are assiduously overseen by an all knowing God who "sees them when they're sleeping / and knows if they're awake / and knows if they've been bad of good..." and what happens in everything from their personal life to world events is really of no consequence except to the extent that it is a reflection of an eternal, ongoing battle between good and evil being fought on an unseen cosmic plane. This is something they have this is common with every Muslim extremist who ever strapped a suicide bomb onto himself.

    Americans have a deficit of rationality, a deep and persistent belief that something other than outcome based, welfare of humans is the proper measure of human morality, are scientifically illiterate and constitutionally incapable of perceiving in their thinking just the kinds of bugs that the referenced article details.

    There's not enough time to reform the American character before we have to take radical and decisive action on global warming. The fact is, democracy stops where science begins. This isn't going to lead to anything good.

    The least divisive, least disrupting course of action is for the government to internally and secretly set up an Executive Action team within one the intelligence agencies whose purpose is to discredit, attack and dismantle and neutralize the leaders of the denier terrorist movement. We all know who they are. These *thought leaders* need to be attacked the same way we'd attack any group of terrorists building a bomb named which would have the same long term destructive power as global warming. Denialism is a bomb with the capacity to permanently destroy civilization and the people assembling that bomb are not working in secret. They need to be neutralized and their sources of funding and societal legitimacy attacked through and and all means necessary. They have forfeited their civil rights and constitutional protections. We simply need to deal with them like the world destroying terrorists they are.

    You can come to this conclusion now when there's still time to do something about global warming or you can come to this conclusion later, when there's no possibility of doing anything about it and the starvation, the concomitant societal breakdown and mass, uncontrolled immigration, the tidal wave of anti-Western (Big Oil / Big Coal ) terrorism and collapsing centralized governments take not just the denier's civil liberties and Con

  35. Switch Climate Change for 9/11 by clifyt · · Score: 0

    I bet you'd get a completely different response on /. from people if the subject of the conspiracy were 9/11 instead of climate change. Climate Change is something that most liberals and libertarians agree on. However, you swap the conspiracy for one closer to home?

    I pretty much stopped reading /. for a couple of years except the post here or there that I was referred to because this site started to get hijacked by wackjobs. Maybe it was a corporate thing. Who knows. Either way, the signal to noise was highly in the wackjob category with 'truthers' trying to prove how it was all an inside job. Unfortunately, I headed to Reddit to get away from it and it turned out to be worse there!

    You'll always find wack jobs and dumb fucks that want to believe, if only because it goes to their beliefs that the other side is corrupt and they are the only side of truth, as if everything is black and white. I know a lot of conservatives that believe in climate change, but they also believe it has happened for natural causes in the past exactly the same and we survived. Or that pragmatically, there is no way to go back except to put on the Birkenstocks and start eating granola and that if science is so advanced, eventually it will catch up and fix things.

    Either way, the fact that neither side wants to back down is going to cause a division that naturally leads us all to conspiracy theories...

    1. Re:Switch Climate Change for 9/11 by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      What pro-climate-change version of slashdot do you get? And how can I switch over to it? This one seems to be wall to wall arguments.

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    2. Re:Switch Climate Change for 9/11 by clifyt · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I rarely come here any more. Then again, I rarely go to my own site except to troll the people who still cling to it, so who knows!

      But, most of what I read is pretty liberal here...

    3. Re:Switch Climate Change for 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I bet you'd get a completely different response on /. from people if the subject of the conspiracy were 9/11 instead of climate change. Climate Change is something that most liberals and libertarians agree on.

      Really? In my experience, committed libertarians of the variety usually found in the US ('free-market' libertarians) tend to be among the loudest and most obnoxious climate change deniers. If you've built up a lot of your ego around the notion that you're one the select, enlightened few who understand that the only moral system of government is ultra-minimalist, and that radically-free markets are the one true answer to virtually all economic and social problems, climate change is a bit problematic. If it's real, it's a giant red flag that your belief system might not actually be true, and you might not be quite as clever and special as you think you are. When others attempt to educate such libertarians about the reality of climate change and especially about the inadequacy of markets to respond to it, the result is massive cognitive dissonance and the usual associated coping mechanisms (denial, anger, shoot-the-messenger, etc).

      (note: I used to be one of those people, albeit a milder and less (I hope) obnoxious form. I got better! Climate change was one of the issues which helped me painfully come to the realization that libertarianism is nonsense.)

  36. Real Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are two dark forces that come into play. One is Fear and the other is Greed. People who are infested with Greed will tend to have beliefs that justify them to continue doing evil things. And we also have people infested with Fear. These people may have at some level a knowledge that they are not really worth their daily bread and will do anything to maintain their status quo. Between Greed and Fear those with weak spines tremble and promote false beliefs such as there being no pollution problem, no global warming problem, no social problems, as well as whatever nonsense they feel they need to promote. These weak minds or defective souls do seek each other out. They do try to install other defectives in places of power in government and business. They may not be aware at the conscious level of what they do. It may be called net working or hidden under other terms that disguise what they really are. The unconscious conspiracy can exist, does exist, and will tend to persist. The author of fear and greed is a rather ancient devil who designs things to bring humanity to lower and lower levels. Those that serve this monster usually do not know what they are doing. As an easy example consider this: An employer pays low wages in order to compete with another employer who offers low wages. That employer reasons that he must pay less than any competitor in order to survive in business. He really will not be aware that fear is running him. He will rarely confront the fact that he lives a bit too well and that greed is running him. So there is his evil. It owns him. But the real evil resides behind the scenes in the creator of an economic system that permits any employer from paying a non- living wage. And very, very few will ever question a system that allows such practices. There is conspiracy at the majority level.

  37. Political denial by grunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One thing that many who believe that climate change is a "scam" or a "conspiracy" have in common is a political outlook that says that lefties, socialists, hippies, greenies etc. are just plain WRONG about everything, that their entire world view is basically incorrect.

    So it really is hard for them to accept that the lefties and the greenies might be RIGHT about something - which seems to lead to ever more bizarre denials.

    The corollary of this is that people with this kind of viewpoint tend to believe that climate change is a stalking horse of the left, to de-industrialise the economy, to promote their "business-hating" ideals, etc.

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  38. Nefarious intent? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    "the presumption of nefarious intent"

    There is more than enough evidence to demonstrate that our contemporary institutions of government, media, academia, finance, etc. and the unholy alliances thereof have nothing BUT nefarious intent. It's only logical to assume that these people and groups are going to lie, cheat and obfuscate to fulfill their agenda at the expense of the vast majority of the population.

    The label "conspiracy theorist" is simply their dismissive label for anyone who dares question the official narrative and a convenient excuse to avoid countering evidence with facts.

    The odd thing is that a "conspiracy" is generally some sort of secret plot. Many of the so-called "conspiracy theorists" are simply highlighting evidence which isn't even in dispute.

    1. Re: Nefarious intent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "There is more than enough evidence to demonstrate that our contemporary institutions of government, media, academia, finance, etc. and the unholy alliances thereof have nothing BUT nefarious intent"

      Oh god, everyone is out to get you! Best go live in a cave far, far from voting booths for a while. Ideally, a long, long while.

    2. Re:Nefarious intent? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      They're referring to conspiracist ideation, a particular set of behaviors of which presuming nefarious intent is just one part. (In much the same way that exhibiting an itch is not a diagnosis of lupus.)

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  39. Re: Oh Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You liberals are going to be the death of civilization as we know it"

    Indeed. And it will be a crazy new world where people can expect medical treatment despite their financial circumstances; where having food to eat is actually considered a right; where quality education will be widely available, even to those on low incomes.
    Civilisation is dead! Long live civilisation!

  40. Dunning Kruger effect by Martin+S. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Conspiratorial Thinking is clear example of the Dunning Kruger effect at work.

    They overestimate their own intelligence or skill, and ignore contrary feedback. They disavow the intelligence or skill of others. These people are simply too stupid to invalidate their own hypothesis and recognise the validity of the alternative.

    1. Re:Dunning Kruger effect by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      While this may be true in some cases, I've found that there's a conundrum to just pinning it to the Dunning Kruger effect. Extremely intelligent individuals get sucked into this stuff on a very regular basis, and what I've seen is that its the opposite of the Dunning Kruger for them: They overestimate the ability and intelligence of those involved in the conspiracy itself. To them, the orchestrators of the conspiracy and their thousands, sometimes millions of cohorts, are so intelligent that they can spin this web without a whistleblower making it out of the perfectly managed social structure within the conspiracy. Its a huge conundrum, they are both overestimating the intelligence of millions while also underestimating their ability to cover up the trails leaving 'trololo' hints all over the place.

      Well, either that or they are projecting their desires of how they'd act if they were part of a conspiracy onto those they condemn. Would would be hella funny if it was the case, conspiracy theorists fantasizing about being part of a conspiracy themselves. Imagine how ferverously they'd react to that psychological conclusion.

    2. Re:Dunning Kruger effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure in which group you are yourself?

  41. Simpler explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simpler explanation is that the buildings were shoddily built and the difference in costs pocketed.

    A badly built skyscraper can fall internally and look like a controlled demolition of a properly built skyscraper.

    1. Re:Simpler explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry, that's still much too big a dose of overcomplicated conspiratorial thinking. The entire truther meme that the WTC collapses looked like controlled demolitions is complete nonsense. Real demolitions done with explosives look very different, when examined in detail.

      Nor is it necessary to invoke shoddy construction to understand why the WTC buildings collapsed. There is no such thing as a steel-framed skyscraper which is fireproof. Even with intact thermal insulation on the frame, a fire permitted to burn indefinitely will eventually heat the frame to the point where it loses structural strength. WTC1 and 2 had airplanes crash into them at something like 400 or 500 mph, which severed lots of girders, tore the insulation away from many others, and supplied a giant amount of jet fuel to feed extremely intense fires. The surprise wasn't that they collapsed. It was that they held up so long after events which blew away the worst aviation accident covered by WTC design specs (a 707 getting lost in the fog while landing: much slower, low on fuel, and significantly smaller than the 757s/767s chosen by the terrorists).

    2. Re:Simpler explanation by DrXym · · Score: 1

      The simpler explanation is what played out in front of every one eyes. A fuel laden passenger plane slammed into each tower, the resulting massive damage and fire weakened the structure sufficiently to initiate a collapse and the whole lot came down in a manner entirely consistent with that.

  42. What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by popo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm utterly confused by the premise here.

    Conspiracies are very often extremely real and extremely provable. HSBC was just found guilty at the highest levels of management of laundering money for Mexican drug cartels. LIBOR manipulation involved dozens of banks and hundreds of people and was the largest financial market manipulation in history. During the mortgage crisis we had robosigning and MERS which intentionally broke the chain of ownership (and the law) in the interest of securitization. We also had dozens of investment banks bundling worthless mortgages and assigning positive valuations to them. Bernie Madoff and his partners conspired to rip off countless pension funds and communities. Etc. Etc. Etc. These are all conspiracies involving billions of dollars and hundreds if not thousands of people. That's just the last 4 years. And those are the provable conspiracies.

    And then there are the conspiracies we know to be true, but cannot prove: Julian Assange for example, who announced he had an upcoming Wikileak regarding the banking system, and the next thing you know he's wanted on rape charges for consensual sex but supposedly with an aconsensual lack of a condom. A crime supposedly so serious that apparently world governments are willing to abandon 500 years of international law and invade sovereign embassies. Is disbelieving the premise "Conspiratorial thinking" or just "not being an idiot"?

    Or let's take an easier one: Jon Corzine and his firm looted private accounts and absconded with over $1 billion dollars. The money was transferred somewhere. But no one knows where. It's a magical mystery of the disappearing $1 Billion. If you believe that are you resisting "conspiratorial thinking", or are you the biggest idiot on Earth? Let's see -- JP Morgan underwrote MF Global's trades. Everyone knows where the money went. But no one can talk about it. Because if you claim that the money went anywhere but to "money heaven", you're engaging in "conspiratorial thinking".

    We are surrounded by corruption, plotting, scheming and insane rapes of the public coffers every day of every year.

    These schemes are nothing other than "conspiracies".

    But somehow this study begins with the entirely "fringe" premise that conspiracies aren't real. That in itself appears to be a conspiracy.

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    1. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Bongo · · Score: 2

      A section of culture has made it fashionable to "deconstruct" critics of climate change science, and politics, as being "deniers", "nutcases", etc., and where that culture overlaps with academia, they write it into papers, for other academics who are also into that fashion to read.

      So the paper links them to people who believe faked moon landings. If you ask the Chairman of the IPCC, he'll point you to people who still believe the Earth is flat.

      It doesn't of course talk about real cases of mass fraud and corrupt cultures, as you so rightly point out.

    2. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      And then there are the conspiracies we know to be true, but cannot prove: Julian Assange for example, who announced he had an upcoming Wikileak regarding the banking system, and the next thing you know he's wanted on rape charges for consensual sex but supposedly with an aconsensual lack of a condom

      The reason he's wanted on rape charges for consensual sex but supposedly with an aconsensual lack of a condom is that in Sweden it is apparently illegal to have consensual sex but with an aconsensual lack of a condom (or with the other person being asleep).

      The conspiracy side of things is all in his own head, where he thinks he's going to be extradited from Sweden to the US on totally unrelated charges regarding Wikileaks, as though Sweden is more in America's pocket than the UK.

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    3. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by crndg · · Score: 2

      So you're arguing that, because there have been conspiracies in the past, that proves all conspiracies are real?

    4. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Nope. There's lots of books and analysis about culture in the last 50 years. So there's lots of ways for you to decide whether something is going on or not.

    5. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by IRWolfie- · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, you are being conspiratorial.

      What you are doing is conflating now exposed conspiracies, with conspiracy theories. Sure, conspiracies to scam etc exist, but by their very nature they lack evidence and we, the uninformed, don't know about it. When you assert something is a conspiracy and you are not privy to the evidence then, there is no basis from which you can assert that the conspiracy exists; it is mere speculation. Now look at a conspiracy theory website. They aren't saying they are speculating, instead they use bad logic (as you have done) to twist what is known to fit the conspiracy (and ignore anything that disagrees with conspiracy).

      And then there are the conspiracies we know to be true, but cannot prove

      How can you know them to be true if you can't prove it? Just because many people believe something to be true without evidence, does not make it so.

      You haven't said what the conspiracy theory is. All you have done is said two events "Julian Assange ... announced he had an upcoming Wikileak regarding the banking system ... he's wanted on rape charges for consensual sex but supposedly with an aconsensual lack of a condom."

      What you have also done is the post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy. You are showing two events, one which happened after the other and saying that the preceding event caused the latter one. You provided no reasoning for why this might be the case beyond making conspirational implications. Where is the evidence? I also had thought the standard conspiracy theory was that the US was trying to get him back for cable leaks/afghanistan leaks etc (isn't that what Julian Assange himself believes?). I guess conspiracy theories change with who's popular to hate.

      A crime supposedly so serious that apparently world governments are willing to abandon 500 years of international law and invade sovereign embassies.

      It is not clear that anything illegal would need to be done. You are taking what Ecuador has stated, and claiming it is fact, despite that the UK disagrees with what Ecuador has stated.

    6. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      It doesn't of course talk about real cases ...

      Why would you expect them to talk about fraud and corruption? This is a paper about the actual creation of conspiracies in response to an article on the creation of conspiracies. The paper is not aiming to be a a history of fraud and corruption, and there is no relevance to discussing it in the paper.

      It appears that you are trying to justify conspiracy theorists using flawed conspiratorial reasoning by saying that corruption and fraud exist. That makes no sense (non sequitur).

    7. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by popo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am not conflating *all* conspiracy theories with those which have been proven to be true.

      You misunderstand my point. And by the way, I agree conceptually with most of what you wrote.

      My issue is with the semantic definition of the term "Conspiratorial Thinking" to mean "Seeing little green men".

      To be clear: In science we theorize and then we prove. Postulates do not carry the same weight as empirical fact, and should therefore be treated as such.

      BUT theories are not "falsities" either until proven as such. And this is the problem with the tone of the OP. That "conspiratorial thinking" represents a "wrong" is as scientifically invalid as assuming the facts to be true. My point is that there is nothing remotely wrong with theorizing. In fact, we *must* theorize as it forms the basis of research.

      The notion that "conspiratorial thinking" is "wrong" is a dangerous notion as it sets forth the premise that we should all agree with the prevailing facts as they have been presented. My point is that we know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the facts as presented are often false, and intentionally misrepresented as truth.

      Given that we know conspiracies happen, it is in no way wrong-footed to theorize about who is engaging in secretive efforts, and how they might be benefiting.

      Additionally: You asked "How can you know them to be true if you can't prove it".

      Because we already have the proof of the crime. We simply do not have the proof of the criminal. This is the tree that has fallen in the forest. We discover the tree on the ground. It is not in question that the tree fell, only whether or not it made a sound (or what pushed it).

      In the case of MF Global, we know beyond a shadow of a doubt that $1 billion went missing from rehypothecated accounts. That this took some doing is clear. That this took some doing by multiple parties is also clear. (The transferral of $1 billion does not happen casually, without being noticed by the way). Ergo, we know that there was a conspiracy. What we cannot prove is who participated, or where the money went. But that there was a conspiracy goes without saying.

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    8. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      "Conspiratorial thinking" is the set of behaviors defined in the paper, i.e. it is not simply a comment related to a conspiracy, but a worldview built around the existence of particular kinds of conspiracies.

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    9. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by IRWolfie- · · Score: 2

      The notion that "conspiratorial thinking" is "wrong" is a dangerous notion as it sets forth the premise that we should all agree with the prevailing facts as they have been presented.

      Conspiratorial thinking is wrong not because of a disagreement about the prevailing facts, but as invoking counter-factual thinking and illogical arguments etc. This is what the paper highlights.

    10. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      The "conspiratorial thinking" they are referring to is the tendency of some to explain world events with false conspiracies.

      It was simply measured by listing a selection of such false conspiracies (conspiracy theories). And seeing which of their subjects were nutcase enough to agree with them. The ones they used were:

      "A powerful and secretive group known as the New World Order are planning to eventually rule the world through an autonomous world government which would replace sovereign governments.

      "SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) was produced under laboratory conditions as a biological
      weapon.

      "The U.S. government had foreknowledge about the
      Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor but allowed the attack to take place so as to be able to enter the Second World War.

      "The assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. was the result of an organized conspiracy by U.S. government agencies such as the CIA and FBI.

      "The Apollo moon landings never happened and were staged in a Hollywood film studio.

      "The assassination of John F. Kennedy was not committed by the lone gunman Lee Harvey Oswald but was rather a detailed organized conspiracy to kill the President.

      "The U.S. government allowed the 9-11 attacks to take place so that it would have an excuse to achieve foreign (e.g., wars in Afghanistan and Iraq) and domestic (e.g., attacks on civil liberties) goals that had beendetermined prior to the attacks.

      "Princess Dianaâ(TM)s death was not an accident but rather an organised assassination by members of the British royal family who disliked her.

      "The Oklahoma City bombers Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols did not act alone but rather received
      assistance from neo-Nazi groups.

      "The Coca Cola company intentionally changed to an inferior formula with the intent of driving up demand for their classic product later reintroducing it for their financial gain.

      "In July 1947 the U.S. military recovered the wreckage of .891 an alien craft from Roswell, New Mexico, and covered up the fact.

      "Area 51 in Nevada is a secretive military base that contains hidden alien spacecraft and or alien bodies.

      "U.S. agencies intentionally created the AIDS epidemic and administered it to Black and gay men in the 1970s."

      The fact is that the more of these dumb conspiracies you believe in, the more likely you are to be a climate change denier.

    11. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't read the article (of course), but I assume the paper starts with the premise that conspiracies are illogical and by definition, false. What the OP was pointing out was that conspiracies are very real (providing several recent examples of massive conspiracies).

      Since conspiracies exist, and are quite common, people who believe in some conspiracies are more level-headed than those who do not. Not all conspiracies are true (some are quite loony), but at the same time, not all conspiracies are false. I imagine the paper would have turned out much differently if they started with a more un-biased and knowledgeable premise than "all conspiracies are false".

    12. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't recommend using Glenn Beck's books a starting point for making a decision on anything.

    13. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Oklahoma City bombers Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols did not act alone but rather received
      assistance from neo-Nazi groups.

      This one isn't really pushing the boundaries of conspiracy theory, as they did have some association with nazis. The theory that the bombing was really done by the Iraqis and McVeigh was just the fall-guy has so much more crackpot appeal.

    14. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      All conspiracies are real for sure.
      Not all conspiracies THEORIES are real, for sure, and nobody is disputing that, so maybe you should get back to topic.

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    15. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't about conspiracies, it's about a specific set of logical mistakes made frequently by conspiratorial thinkers. Did you RTFS?

    16. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest reading the article as it invalidates your point. The conspiracy theories that where generated where with respect to the authors' previous publication about conspiracy theories. He is in a unique position in that he already knows that the conspiracy theories are false; he can show how the conspiracy theories are false and illogical.

    17. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

      I would love to see substantiation of the last sentence in your post. The only correlation that's ever been shown between climate change denial and anything else is political affiliation and whether or not you identify as a conservative.

    18. Re:What is "Conspiratorial Thinking"???? by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      I would love to see substantiation of the last sentence in your post. The only correlation that's ever been shown between climate change denial and anything else is political affiliation and whether or not you identify as a conservative.

      RTFA. That's what the results of the study are. AGW denial is correlated with belief in conspiracy theories, and with belief in laissez-fraire free markets (not the same thing as conservatism.)

  43. Re:"greater... THAT"... my god... by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

    and when touch typing, the index finger on opposite hands is used for both letters (and the movement is rotationally symmetrical)

    I touch type with Dvorak, you insensitive clod!

    The continued dominance of the illogical QWERTY keyboard smells like a conspiracy to me!

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  44. Manipulating LIBOR? That used to be a conspiracy by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    If I assume there's more to a story than what appears in the mainstream media, I must be experiencing "conspiratorial thinking." Or I could be assuming that most journalists are morons who are paid to write *something* whether they know anything about it or not.

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  45. Does "Skeptic" == the new "Hacker" by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 5, Informative

    So, in the course of reading the article on ElReg, I noticed that the folks denying climate change are being referred to as "Skeptical".

    I get it - being "skeptical" of something means that you are not taking it at face value - that you dispute it.

    However, there's also the self-identified "Skeptical Movement" nowadays which consists of a lot of great folks who are trying to introduce science-based thought and skepticism / critical thinking.

    I'm talking about folks like Adam Savage (of Mythbusters fame), Phil Plait (of "Bad Astronomy"), Brian Duning's Skeptoid, The Skeptic's guide to the Universe, Skepchick.org, the James Randi Educational Foundation, QackCast, and many many more...

    Real science-based medicine and thinking... and to see "Skeptical" with a capitol S, I think of these folks and having the word used to refer to conspiracy nuts and climate deniers... well, it just feels like the same kind of co-opting that happened to the "hacker" monicker.

    I guess I just wanted to get the word out that while the climate deniers and conspiracy nuts may be "skeptical" of climate change and such, they're not representative of "the Skeptical Movement" which is all about critical thinking and science-based approach to life, the universe, and everything.

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    1. Re:Does "Skeptic" == the new "Hacker" by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the horrible repetition there - I got called away/distracted from my post a couple times and ended up not really putting it together as well as I meant, Hopefully though the point won't be lost

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    2. Re:Does "Skeptic" == the new "Hacker" by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      ElReg does not agree with the scientific concensus on global warming.

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    3. Re:Does "Skeptic" == the new "Hacker" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem being that people who want to deny information brought to them label themselves being skeptical, when it's just an outright refutation to accept a possible truth. Truly skeptical people are skeptical of both positions, that the information is right and the information is wrong, and if they are interested and have the opportunity to check, they probably will, while the refuters just keep telling us that they are skeptical. So for instance, I have never seen a conspirationist who claims that 9/11 was an inside job to actually calculate the amount of explosives necessary to provide an equivalent energy release to putting 50 tons of kerosene there and burn them. They stop at not believing the official account of the events, and will subscribe to every other explanation, even if they itself are unbelievable or contradictory. They go at lengths to poke holes into the official account (and there surely are some, because the accounts were put together by humans and are prone to bias, errors and misinterpretations) without holding their own accounts to a similar scrutinity. A true sceptic would put all alternative narratives side by side, test them for holes and factual errors, and then pick the one (or several) most likely to be true. Self claimed skeptics just go into ad hominem attacks (and claiming a conspiracy is at first an ad hominem attack), if presented with evidence that some of their claims are doubtful.

  46. interesting story placement slashdot by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    do you think that it just random that this story appears on slashdot today?

    think about it

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  47. It's a HOAX! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a HOAX! This paper does not exist. I fail to understand why people who would appear to be rational in other areas believe that there are people writing papers on conspiracies. It's just plain nuts!

  48. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

    The drone program is the best we can do in terms of precision right now; it leads to the least loss of innocent life that we can manage and still be effective against those who would destroy us.

    Sure, if by "us" you mean the House of Saud.

  49. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your idea for a new conspiracy made me LOL.

  50. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The least divisive, least disrupting course of action is for the government to internally and secretly set up an Executive Action team within one the intelligence agencies whose purpose is to discredit, attack and dismantle and neutralize the leaders of the denier terrorist movement. We all know who they are. These *thought leaders* need to be attacked the same way we'd attack any group of terrorists building a bomb named which would have the same long term destructive power as global warming. Denialism is a bomb with the capacity to permanently destroy civilization and the people assembling that bomb are not working in secret. They need to be neutralized and their sources of funding and societal legitimacy attacked through and and all means necessary. They have forfeited their civil rights and constitutional protections. We simply need to deal with them like the world destroying terrorists they are.

    Holy flying gargoyles, Batman! Did you just advocate for assassinating climate change deniers? I think they're wrong too, but this little thing called the Constitution, and this other little thing called morality, stop me short of your position.

  51. Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by hsthompson69 · · Score: 2

    The problem here is that the conspiratorial thinking that was invoked was was on the part of Lewandowsky. Rather than taking the critiques of his abandoned first paper as legitimate, he immediately decided that anyone disagreeing with him must be part of a conspiracy against him.

    My prediction - when this second paper is also taken apart as a fraud, he'll write a third one saying everyone who disagreed with his second one is part of a conspiracy of conspiritorial thinking :)

    1. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      What do you mean "abandoned"? The first paper is listed on his publications page as being accepted for publication by Psychological Science. Given the usual academic journal turn-around times it seems like it passed peer review with flying colours.

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    2. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by hsthompson69 · · Score: 0

      If Lewandowsky's fraud gets published in Psychological Science, then indeed, peer review is thoroughly broken. Presented as a bait and switch to an ethics panel, with no controls, faked data, and poor analysis, it's like having Science present an article on creationism.

      http://climateaudit.org/2012/09/20/conspiracy-theorist-lewandowsky-tries-to-manufacture-doubt/
      http://climateaudit.org/2012/09/23/more-deception-in-the-lewandowsky-data/
      http://climateaudit.org/2012/10/11/17046/

    3. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by ralphbecket · · Score: 1

      Take that with a pinch of salt. His latest 'recursive fury' paper was reviewed (only) by two postgrads, both of whom he references several times in the paper.

      Either way, you should find out the story Lewandowsky isn't telling (just google for it) and make your own mind up whether this guy is being honest or just telling you what you might want to hear.

    4. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the reviewers.

    5. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a time that my research wasn't peer reviewed by someone referenced in the paper, if only because the references in the first paragraph usually round up everyone currently active in the field the paper discusses.

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    6. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      That blog makes a lot of good technical points wrapped up in a shit tonne of "Lewandowski is a con artist who made up all his data because he is out to get my friends" that means nobody will ever, ever listen to it. Which ironically kind of makes a point about conspiracist ideation all on its own.

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    7. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually. It was rejected.

      And if you actually look at this mess of a paper it won't take you long to see why. What data there is was drawn from readers of AGW-biased sites who were encouraged to lie about their beliefs in order to produce a pastiche of 'denier' psychology. This, and other following papers are being withdrawn from his university site amongst considerations of libel actions...

    8. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Yes, a lot of good technical points, which Lewandowsky summarily dismissed as conspiracy against him :)

      Even more fun:

      http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/02/06/lewandowskys-latest-smear-paper-gets-pulled-from-the-journal-website/

      Despite whatever tone you might critique from McIntyre, his takedown of Lewandowsky is clearly fact based - even if people decide to dismiss it because of their own conspiracy ideation, doesn't mean it isn't an accurate portrayal of Lewandowsky's fraud :)

    9. Re:Ah, Lewandowsky the fraud doubles down by ralphbecket · · Score: 1

      My point stands: the reviewers in this case are neither authoritative nor independent. Suggesting this passed review with flying colours, then, is drawing a rather long bow. And that's granting the imprimatur of journal peer review in the first place, which, having been on both sides of the fence, I don't.

  52. There's a really tiny bottom-of-it-all I suspect by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    I think I know why we keep building larger and larger particle accelerators !!! Real smart people must be trying to get to the bottom of the Kennedy assassination whatever the cost!!!!! I've got pictures and footprints. How do I contact the CERN team??!!

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  53. fakery by mevets · · Score: 1

    re: ..they think it is a load of crap..

    I believe that use of the word think is misleading. Technically, think is synonymous with (be of the) opinion; however it implies that the opinion is one garnered by contemplation of connected ideas.

    It does not suffice to contemplate what opinion could lead to my greatest personal benefit then present that as what I think. That is contemptible fakery.

  54. No no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody ever makes up anything on the internet! Especially not when there's powerful personal convictions at stake.

  55. Colbert predicited it by splatter · · Score: 1

    Holy shit Stephen Colbert predicted this not more then a few days ago with pop. It's a conspiracy mobius strip of conspiratorial thinking!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ejgq0r0SEU

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  56. Re:"the rejection of climate science" LOL by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as man made global warming, nor is there any 'global warming' occurring at the moment.

    Oh, well that's all right then.

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  57. Maybe the poster didn't mean "Invokes"... by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

    ...I think what they were trying to say was "evokes", even though as written it's probably more accurate :)

    invokes 3rd person singular present of invoke (Verb)
    Verb
    Cite or appeal to (someone or something) as an authority for an action or in support of an argument.
    Call on (a deity or spirit) in prayer, as a witness, or for inspiration.

    evokes 3rd person singular present of evoke (Verb)
    Verb
    Bring or recall to the conscious mind.
    Elicit (a response).

    So, certainly, Lewandowsky's fraud papers both appealed to conspiratorial thinking to support their arguments :)

  58. it's frootloops all the way down by marxzed · · Score: 2

    may I gently rib my co-employee and say "well duh Stephan, so the paranoid get paranoid being told that they are paranoid and blame the people that tell them they are paranoid? like we never saw that one coming"

    1. Re:it's frootloops all the way down by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It's a little more egregious than that. If I were to accuse you of attributing activities to malevolent cabals of elves, you would be quite right in calling me an imbecile, but would abandon the moral high ground if you suggested I was in fact an agglomeration of twelve elves standing on each other's shoulders simply pretending to be a person to advance my elvish plots.

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  59. How far will this go? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Its turtles wearing tin foil hats all the way down.

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  60. Pattern Synthesis by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    This human mind is long known to be superb at pattern detection. To the point where it often detects patterns that are not there. Shapes in clouds, patterns in random stock market behavior. Attributions of control of nature by gods.

    Why should these false positives not also exist in analysis of behavior by individuals as well?

    Conspiratorial thinking is just one of the many examples of human false positive pattern extraction.

    1. Re:Pattern Synthesis by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      Well, if you'd read the paper, you'd see that they define a specific set of behaviors as relating to "conspiratorial thinking" before setting out to do the study. They don't just sit down and say "yeah, that looks conspiratorial".

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  61. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    It's not that we need to assassinate them, it's that we need to turn the power of the government against them and their credibility.

    Is that democratic? Is it "fair"? Are we interfering with their Constitutional rights somehow, someway a lawyer could identify ? Probably.

    But about anything we have to ask, what are the alternatives and their respective outcomes.? I compare this to the drone program. It's not perfect, but it's what we have now and our hand has been forced into action. We have to use the tools we have, not wait for advent of hypothetical tools which have no unwanted side effects and about which we can all feel good.

    That's the justification for the drone program and it's the justification for the government unilaterally acting against the machinery of deniers. I am not saying drone the deniers. I am saying bring the power of the state against them in whatever way is necessary to stop them without reserve. for the purpose of undermining their influence. legitimacy and mind share.

    "[a] strict observance of the written law is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to the written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the ends to the means

    -Thomas Jefferson

  62. Re:Study needed on 'Warmers' going into Panic Mode by Sockatume · · Score: 2

    I would love you see you substantiate the first clause of your first sentence.

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  63. Turtles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all the way down.

  64. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by bluegutang · · Score: 1

    The least divisive, least disrupting course of action is for the government to internally and secretly set up an Executive Action team within one the intelligence agencies whose purpose is to discredit, attack and dismantle and neutralize the leaders of the [conspiracy theorists].

    A secret Executive Action team to discredit conspiracy theorists? Sounds like something a true conspiracy theorist would have anticipated and taken measures against :-)

  65. From Deep Thoat by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Follow the Money.

  66. Simple explanation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lookup: Pseudo skepticism

  67. Progressive != Progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you think this is progress.

    Unfortunately the Skeptical Movement is doomed to failure due to lower life spans and birth rates. Like the Shakers and Amish, they will eventually die out or be so out numbered by the pseudo scientific to be irrelevant. Sadly, it is their own belief in the rigidity of science that has compounded the problems. Their dogmatic insistence on all things scientific means that they do not benefit from the Placebo Effect.

  68. Actually I can care less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just can't be bothered to do so at this time.

  69. with so many believers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conspiracy theories are believed by a majority of world population. It's all Satans' conspiracy...

  70. No such thing as conspiracies by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

    I've never believed any conspiracies. There's no such thing. All of the "so-called" conspiracy ideas are just created by some secret government department trying to spread fear and doubt.

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    Everything you know is wrong, Just forget the words and sing along.
  71. Google "watermelon environmentalist" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's somebody who is "green on the outside, Red on the inside". Environmental action inevitably involves controlling land and it's use. That often takes the form of government control over land. That tends to be painted as a creature of the left, hence the accusations of them being closet Reds. Of course it can happen on the right too (e.g., the "sustainable timber harvest plan" by a corporation on land acquired by eminent domain).

    One grand conspiracy? No. Lots of little personal, selfish conspiracies by people using environmental arguments to further their agenda? You bet yer boots!

  72. How about Denmark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, no, they're not collapsing.

    Australia, then, after their CO2 tax.

    Nope, no implosion there either.

    How about Germany!

    Nope.

    USA hasn't done anything about it, so they must be doing fine, right? Damn, no they're in the shitter too.

  73. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The least divisive, least disrupting course of action is for the government to internally and secretly set up an Executive Action team within one the intelligence agencies whose purpose is to discredit, attack and dismantle and neutralize the leaders of the denier terrorist movement.

    Unfortunately, most of the people who work for intelligence agencies are very conservative and also tend to think climate change is a bunch of bullshit. This will never happen.

  74. Just set him to a foe by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    And have Slashdot mod that down by 6. Seriously, that's all you can do with spelling/grammar nazis. They are the kind of people who can't actually argue a point, can't admit they are wrong, and can't just stay quiet. So instead they nit pick and go after minor issues with presentation as though that invalidates the actual point made.

    Just put them on ignore, and move on. Ends up making Slashdot much more enjoyable.

    1. Re:Just set him to a foe by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I do occasionally correct peoples' spelling and grammar, but I always try to do it in the most polite manner possible. If the forum in use allows private messaging I always use that, and if not I do my best to present it as an attempt to help the other person improve.

      For example, Aceticon used "digesteable" instead of "digestible" above. That's a minor error that doesn't significantly reduce my ability to comprehend the meaning of his post. It did make me think something was odd about the statement, but otherwise his command of English seems quite excellent, especially for a non-native speaker. It certainly doesn't invalidate his statement in any way.

      Not everyone who corrects spelling/grammar is using that as a form of ad hominem attack, some of us just think that English is a ridiculously complicated language and want to help others get better at using it when they must.

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  75. One word on one book . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . .

    Conspiracy Theory in America, by Lance DeHaven-Smith

  76. Media control and you? by s.petry · · Score: 1

    There were not a lot of people shouting in the desert that "LIBOR are fixing interest rates for their own gain!", nor a lot of people saying "Nixon is using illegal means to keep track of his political opponents. Guaranteed!". Conspiracy theorists tend to miss the real conspiracies, it seems.

    Conspiracy theorists were telling people it was happening long before the proof came out in public view. You can go read materials that people had, and see old videos where things were being hinted at by politicians, media people (generally independent), and scholars.

    I think the first thing to be brought out into the open is that conspiracies do happen. There is, and has been, an ongoing campaign to associate "conspiracy" with insanity. The media does it all the time, labeling people and cutting clips to make people look crazy where they have valid concerns regarding a conspiracy. Long ago, the media actually had investigative journalists that worked with "conspiracy theorists" to dig out the truth. Like Watergate, LIBOR, REX84, Operation mocking bird, COINTELPRO, etc.. etc... (Yes, this could be an exhaustive list of "known" and "proven" conspiracies).

    About 10 years ago, most major news agencies canned every investigative journalist on the payroll. Now all your news comes from the AP and it's well scripted to be entertainment and not news. Fox even won a supreme court ruling that stated their "News" is not news. It is entertainment. They don't have to tell you the truth, and can put anything they want on their "News" programs.

    A reality is that our Government has become so large and entrenched with bribery (sorry folks, campaign donations and "gifts" to politicians is bribery) that we can't possibly investigate or know every possible conspiracy. Very few investigative journalists exist when we compare today to 40 years ago (think percentages, not raw numbers. 1 in 10,000 is a much lower percentage than 2 in 100,000). Since media has been monopolized in the US, I believe it's valid to investigate a conspiracy to hide the truth from people.

    Conspiracy theorists are not a bad thing. They play an important role in exposing wrong doing. The most popular conspiracy theorists may not be yelling "LIBOR" any more, they are on to other conspiracies. "LIBOR" has been exposed, so they did what they set out to do. What you see portrayed in media is not often the full story, but a cut and edited version to sway emotion and hide truths. The media often ignores known conspiracies to further their own agenda(see note below). Most Americans don't know anything about Fast and Furious because the media ignored the stories. Most American's don't know that Obama's attorneys have appealed the courts ruling twice trying to support indefinite detention of Americans without trial which was buried in the NDAA. They may find it important if they knew, but instead they are inundated with Sports and Celebrities which works to divert attention from real "News".

    Note on my use of "agenda" above. The agenda is not intentionally well defined. This could range from "revenue" to a "conspiracy". You can do the research and come to your own conclusions.

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  77. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

    But about anything we have to ask, what are the alternatives and their respective outcomes.? I compare this to the drone program. It's not perfect, but it's what we have now and our hand has been forced into action. We have to use the tools we have, not wait for advent of hypothetical tools which have no unwanted side effects and about which we can all feel good.

    Some of us believe that if only certain abhorrent actions can save us from certain death, then we should choose death. After all, what the hell is the point of living if we can't be the people we wish to become? By that reasoning, is it not implied that the type of people who would choose the abhorrent action do not deserve to live?

    Sometimes a no-win scenario means you don't win. There's no shame in that, but there is certainly shame in abandoning your principles every time a crisis is looming.

  78. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    But look at all the countless people in previous generations who suffered things far far worse than the targeted neutralization of a apocalypse-inducing POV. People in the feudal China or under Stalin or in the Middle Ages, people who lived under despots, were tortured, saw their loved ones tortured then killed, people who reside in some 3rd world hell hole prison tonight because, say, one of their neighbors carried a grudge, or was jealous, and had the political savvy and pull to put them there.

    None of the people who came before us chose death over those circumstances; they soldiered on, and we are the beneficiaries of that soldiering on. When things get so bad some part of your brain is telling you it's not worth going on, then you start to live not for yourself but for future generations who will get THIS / this pathological hatred of a rational interpretation of reality right the way we moderns got polio right. There's a reason these people are the way they are, but we don't know what it is. One day, we will know. One day soon, we'll decide that knowing is a top priority for humanity.

    One thing is sure- conservatism and civilization are incompatible. In the battle between secular humanism which posits that human (and other) welfare and an egalitarian system of governance is the measure of what is Good and exactly what produces that Good is an ongoing journey of discovery and religious conservatism which posits that what is important is to serve an invisible Santa God and what defines Good was written down in texts once and for all by sheepherders who lived in the Bronze Age, there can be only one winner because of just this circumstance and all that will follow it.

    From stem cell research to evolution to global warming , the religious conservative mind which seeks to conserve the old way and the old world views cannot by definition deal with the new world science has birthed and is birthing , faster and faster, deeper and deeper into everything we know about ourselves and understand as ourselves. There is no place of the Jesus / Allah people in the genetic revolution except to play the role of "the party of no " and terrorists who would sooner blow up the world and everything in it than see their cherished belief systems be rejected by the bulk of humanity, decay and finally perish from the face of the earth.

  79. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by khallow · · Score: 1
    There's an alternate explanation, namely, that most of your cited polls in question are deeply flawed in some way and not accurately reflecting the actual beliefs of the people they're polling. For example, if almost half of all US residents don't believe in evolution, then where are they? I don't exactly poll everyone I know on such issues, but if there really were that many people out there with those opinions, I'd have run into more of them than I do.

    And on and on and on. Watching polls what you'll discover is about 10% of Americans are just outright fascists who wouldn't hesitate to do whatever any right wing authority told them to do, and think it should have been started yesterday. This is also the finding of Bob Altemeyer in his seminal work on authoritarianism

    This I can believe, because I actually run into this sort of person on a regular basis. Though they don't always follow "right wing" authorities. More on this in a bit. I will say though that I remember your "send the deniers to the glue factory" tough talk from before. I never saw this sort of ruthless stormtrooper attitude in any of my other arguments on Slashdot. Something about AGW seems to bring out the inner Nazi in some people.

    There's not enough time to reform the American character before we have to take radical and decisive action on global warming.

    And one wouldn't need to, if there was demonstrated evidence that radical and decisive action on AGW was needed. Keep in mind that part of the fuel for conspiracy theory is a frequently repeated betrayal of trust. This is just as much a problem in climatology as any other field of endeavor with a huge political component to it.

    The thing I find damning (though your rhetorical call for mass murder is pretty damning on its own) about "climate change" concerns is the ignorance of more pressing environmental issues such as habitat destruction, desertification (and bad farming practices), pollution, and global poverty. While it's probably true that there would be some aggravation of these problems from AGW, it remains that a large group of people are advocating unusually expensive remedies for a problem that isn't near the top of the list of the stuff we have to deal with.

    So why should we think it is a character problem of people who happen to disagree with you when no one, including you, has yet to present a case for urgent action on global warming?

    One of the things that has happened in history is the most powerful nation on earth is incapable of stopping a pending world wide ecological collapse.

    That hasn't been true over the past few decades. The US had a genuine pollution problem and pretty much fixed it. They had genuine problems with habitat destruction, bad farming practices, poor fire prevention practices, and endangered species, and have made concrete improvements in all those genuine environmental needs. Sure, there is more we could do there, but real problems get fixed. All you need to do is show that you have a real problem.

    The least divisive, least disrupting course of action is for the government to internally and secretly set up an Executive Action team within one the intelligence agencies whose purpose is to discredit, attack and dismantle and neutralize the leaders of the denier terrorist movement. We all know who they are. These *thought leaders* need to be attacked the same way we'd attack any group of terrorists building a bomb named which would have the same long term destructive power as global warming. Denialism is a bomb with the capacity to permanently destroy civilization and the people assembling that bomb are not working in secret. They need to be neutralized and their sources of funding and societal legitimacy attacked through and and all means necessary. They have forfeited their civil rights and constitutional protections. We simply need to deal with them like the world destroying terrorists they are.

  80. Operation Northwoods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world splits between those that know the US government planned a 9/11 identical false-flag to justify a war against Cuba, and those that do not. The owners of Slashdot, pushing an anti-Muslim and anti-Iran agenda whenever possible, hope that even the saps that come here have not heard of Operation Northwoods, and do not know that the false-flag was authorised by every person required in the US administration EXCEPT the president (at which point the operation was cancelled).

    Only today, it was announced that the ENTIRE body of mainstream news organisations in the USA had conspired with Obama's regime to keep the existence of a particular drone base secret. The owners of Slashdot tell you saps that media companies are independent, and never conspire together to sell a single viewpoint on an agenda demanded by the government.

    When Obama wanted to butcher the families of government officials during his sickening holocaust of Libya, every news organisation simultaneously started calling the family homes 'COMPOUNDS' to imply they were valid military targets. Did Obama's people meet with the heads of every major news organisation (TV and newsprint) to INSTRUCT them to use this word? YES! Did the owners of these organisations instruct their editors to ensure their staff used the word 'compound' in appropriate stories about Libya? Absolutely.

    Climate change 'science' follows exactly the same pattern as eugenic 'science' that was pushed by various pseudo-scientific organisations linked to major American universities at the beginning of the 20th century. If Slashdot was operating in 1913, the owners would be promoting regular stories attacking the opponents of eugenics and forced sterilization, using exactly the same tactics used to attack the sceptics of the political climate change propaganda. Every major US science magazine promoted eugenics at the time, and the movement had the support of very many senior US politicians and industrialists. The opponents were derided as "anti-scientific" cranks. If Man didn't kneel before the 'science' of eugenics, than Man was no better than his primitive ancestors, these monsters told you.

    Only yesterday, the Irish government was giving a (very half-hearted) apology for the sickening abuse of tens of thousands of Irish women placed against their will in the slave facilities called 'Magdalene Laundries'. The victims were people the eugenicists had labelled 'sub-standard'.

    The goons behind the paper discussed in this article use the common trick of saying that the very act of learning why something may be bad or wrong makes the person an extremist, a nut-case, irrational,anti-scientific, and/or a conspiracist. The good people, they say, are those that know nothing, but give unthinking support to their 'betters'.

    Every major news organisation has agreed to have a co-ordinated position on 'climate science', and to lock out any voices that disagree with the position designated by the governments of the UK and USA. In other words, the same people that told you the LIE that Iraq had WMDs are the ones telling you what to think about 'climate science'. The tobacco business had no problem finding friendly scientists and doctors to tell you suckers that cigarettes had been PROVEN to be good for you (and this only changed when the cancer rates due to atomic fallout from atmospheric tests had the USA authorities desperate to blame smoking as a distraction). Likewise, the 'official 'climate science' business run by team Obama has no problem finding extremely well paid experts to tell you to shut your mouths and minds.
       

  81. Lewandowsky's methodology is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who decides based on preconceptions concerning climate skeptics to embrace this clown will be embarrassed as the story emerges.

  82. For more on this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://thelukewarmersway.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/skeptic-baiting-and-academic-misconduct/

    "Now, I know that some skeptics are in fact believers in conspiracy theories, as are some climate activists. Just as some skeptics, politically conservative, are possessed of the lunatic notion that Obama was born in Kenya or on the moon, some climate activists are equally gripped by the fatal peril posed by vaccines or GMOs. There are real kooks out there.

    But as we wrote regarding Climategate, we found no evidence of a conspiracy to change the science–what we found was the more normal and grubby practice of working together to push ‘their’ theory to the top and push others’ theories down, using poor practice and judgment. It was a mundane example of what happens when people chase fame and glory. They justified their behavior because they felt their cause was just.

    But what Lewandowsky et al have produced here is the equivalent of bear-baiting in London in the 18th Century. It is a sport designed from cruel motives, aimed at eroding sympathy and legitimizing further cruelty.

    I get that Lewandowsky is a committed climate activist and regards skeptics as a mortal threat to his belief system. What I don’t get is why a publication would allow his personal therapy to appear on its pages."

  83. Re:"the rejection of climate science" LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a perfect example of a conspiracy theory. To believe that so many climate scientists and politicians around the world can maintain a scientific fallacy in the face of the intense scrutiny it's received over the last 20+ years just boggles the mind. Accolades galore are awaiting the scientist that overturns the current theory yet all we get is nibbling around the edges.

    riverat1 posting AC to preserve mods (and no, I didn't mod you).

  84. Psychology is not a science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and this paper is a joke.

    Nothing more than a thinly-veiled Soviet-style attempt to label anyone who questions the science behind global warming claims as nuts.

  85. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The least divisive, least disrupting course of action is for the government to internally and secretly set up an Executive Action team...

    Hands down the most committed /. joke I've ever read. Good show, sir!

  86. Science for sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove it. Follow the scientific method. Otherwise you are the one with the problem NOT the skeptics. Those involved in the CAGW scam (yes SCAM) are the ones to blame because they haven't and they didn't.

  87. I don t exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And there is no such thing as organised crime in government.

  88. Loopty Loo! by Tannasgh · · Score: 1

    I am new to the ADA programming language, but If I had to devise a routine for the thought recursion it may look something like this.

    with Ada.Text_IO;
    with Movie.Reference_IO;
    use Ada.Text_IO;
    use Movie.Reference_IO;

    type Available is new Float range 90 .. 100;
    Freetime : Available;

    loop
    if Freetime >90 then

    Form_Consipracy_Theory ("They want us all to drive electric cars!");
    Post_Garbage_To_Blog ("Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants");

    elseif Freetime >95 then
    Form_Consipracy_Theory ("These potshots are meant to destroy the Amercian refining industry");
    Post_Garbage_To_Blog ("They hate these cans! Stay away from the cans!");

    elseif Freetime =100 then
    Form_Consipracy_Theory ("Their proof is intentional misdirection");
    Post_Garbage_To_Blog ("I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders");

    else
    Post_Garbage_To_Blog ("Science is a load of *$#@*%#@ and climate change is #@&%!* and they should just go *$#@*& themselves and the stacks of *%@#!*#$ data they use to tell lies with");

    end if;

    end loop;

    Yes, it doesn't ever fall through, it just loops infinitely saying the same crap over and over. Secondary and Tertiary recursion is not necessary because the initial cause is the same, though from different sources.

  89. Re:make a habit of reading pools to get big pictur by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

    You are right, but, at the same time, you are tremendously, fabulously wrong! Global warming or climate change is a red herring used to distract us from the real issue: the ever increasing real cost of burning fossil fuels as an energy source. By real cost, I do not mean externalities. Externalities are real, but beyond humanities' ability to process. What people can comprehend is the ratio between energy invested vs. energy harvested. Think about oil. Every year we have to go deeper and into more stubborn formations to get the oil out. However despite the ever rising cost resulting from this inexorable trend, oil is now, and still will always be the cheapest. The only way out of this is a huge government program to build thousands of breeder reactors. Breeder reactors are expensive to build, but, once built, are very cheap to operate. Once thousands of them are online, the price of electricity will go so low, that we can, 1. Stop burning natural gas. 2. Develop an alternative transportation infrastructure that runs on electricity instead of oil. Then we stop burning oil. So you see, by abandoning global warming, we can stop burning fossil fuels. That's what you wanted, no? Look at it this way: if you think humans will voluntarily impoverish themselves on the chance that global warming is real, you are living in a fantasy world. On the other hand, if we promise people free electricity, they will support the needed changes. Do you want to be righteous, or do you want to stop burning fossil fuels? Pick one!

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