User: lazyFatCyclist

Re:An opportunity plants don't want to lose

On: Low Levels of Toxic Gas Found To Encourage Plant Growth

please read the Egyptian Sinuhe, a book by Mika Waltari. You'll love the book (everybody does) and you'll get the joke. http://www.amazon.com/Sinuhe-Egyptian-New-Portway-Reprints/dp/0855948450

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On: Paper On Conspiratorial Thinking Invokes Conspiratorial Thinking

Being paranoid does not mean they're not after you

multi-sensory

On: NASA Releases Orbital Photos of Beijing's Air Pollution

on days like these, you can see it, smell it and... taste it.

Re:It's not a trick, it's just a simple trick.

On: Ask Slashdot: Geekiest Way To Cook a Turkey?

most geeks are short-sighted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myopia) hence their glasses would not help