Astronomers Want To Hunt Down Earth's Mini-Moons
astroengine writes "The Earth has one permanent moon — you know, 'The Moon' — but at any given time there are thought to be two temporary interlopers that were once asteroids, but get captured by our planet's gravity to become mini-moons for a few months or even years. They eventually get flung back out into interplanetary space. This ultimate 'catch and release' provides an interesting opportunity for any future asteroid mission. So now astronomers want to find them, possibly using the newly-minted Hubble-class spy telescopes donated to NASA by the National Reconnaissance Office."
I was six when I learned that the Man on the Moon wasn't real. And now I'm hearing that he doesn't even do his own stunts.
They left out the part that it's not the Earth alone somehow capturing and releasing these objects, it's the interaction between Earth's gravity and the moon's gravity that can result in a temporary capture.
Had a skit about it.
Just like Starfleet's standing order for other (dead, lifeless) bodies like Spock.
Those are space stations!
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
I've seen season two of Sailor Moon and I know what you want with Mini-Moon. Stay away from her you damn "astronomers"!
you know, 'The Moon'
I tend to think that should be 'the moon', no caps; named, among other things, 'Luna'.
the weapons of mass destruction! the mini-moons...what a concept! now NASA gets a peek.
Ignignokt: I am Ignignokt, and this is Err. ...but that would belittle the name of our moon... which is, the Moon.
Err: I am Err!
Ignignokt: We are Mooninites, from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right!
Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Err: Man do you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our moon...
Err: We're the moon!
Ignignokt:
Err: Point is, we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is, I don't give a damn.
Ignignokt: Is your ego satisfied?
Err: Damn no.
Ignignokt: No.
I skimmed the thread title really fast, and my brain saw a bunch of M's and O's and N's, and parsed it as "Astronomers Want To Hunt Down Earth's Morons". My immediate thought was, "Well, have you checked the US Congress?"
is a moon of the Earth if you believe Stephen Fry and QI
Put an critter-cam on it...alien-cam 7 live telicast
I feel a disturbance in the force, as if millions of Slashdot readers tried to make that joke, and were suddenly silenced.
Having read the article, the Earth may have any number of temporarily captured asteroids.
Where did the idea come that we have two of them?
Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
If the objects only temporarily orbit the Earth, they're not moons.
If the objects orbit the Earth-Moon system, they're not moons.
I know it's pedantic, but accuracy is important, even on /..
!#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.