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Pepsi To Release New Breakfast Mountain Dew
skade88 writes "Pepsi will release on Feb 28th a new breakfast Mountain Dew. The new drink called Kick Start is Mountain Dew mixed with fruit juice. It will come in two flavors, Citrus and Fruit Punch. 'Our consumers told us they are looking for an alternative to traditional morning beverages – one that tastes great, includes real fruit juice and has just the right amount of kick to help them start their days,' said Greg Lyons, Mountain Dew's vice president of marketing."
Ignore all the ignorant trolls complaining about this one.
- Frank Davidson
EVP, PepsiCo Marketing.
It's what plants crave!
Programmers too. A 36-pack precisely fits in a mini fridge.
No coincidence. Real programmers (or at least real old programmers) program in 36 bits.
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
So you had some decaf form of it before?
Any reason? or just that being felons means we don't trust you with any drugs?
Why would anyone drink Mt.Dew without caffeine? That is like decaf coffee or alcohol free beer or tits on a boar hog.
You seriously can't taste the difference between regular and throwback? Let me guess, you also can't believe it's not butter, and diet tastes the same as regular.
Why would anyone drink Mt.Dew without caffeine? That is like decaf coffee or alcohol free beer or tits on a boar hog.
"Why would anyone drink alcohol-free beer? Is it for people who don't like getting drunk, but still enjoy urinating?" -- Jay Leno
Ummm...it involves Mountain Dew. Sooooo...nerds?
coconut juice is orgasmic.
Coconut juice might look orgasmic, but in reality it comes from coconuts.
Bonus if you hit a ramp of some sort and manage a barrel roll while pouring the Breakfast Diet Double Dew 8 inches from your face. X-TREME, my good sir.
Beer?
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!