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Retail Copies of Office 2013 Are Tied To a Single Computer Forever

An anonymous reader writes "With the launch of Office 2013 Microsoft has seen fit to upgrade the terms of the license agreement, and it's not in favor of the end user. It seems installing a copy of the latest version of Microsoft's Office suite of apps ties it to a single machine. For life. On previous versions of Office it was a different story. The suite was associated with a 'Licensed Device' and could only be used on a single device. But there was nothing to stop you uninstalling Office and installing it on another machine perfectly legally. With that option removed, Office 2013 effectively becomes a much more expensive proposition for many."

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  1. Re:just use virtual machines by PhotoJim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is so not the point.

  2. LibreOffice by gubon13 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can haz open source solution with full MS Office compatibility...

  3. No. by rbmorse · · Score: 5, Informative

    Log into your Office account and deregister the current installation. That will free it up for installation to a new/different machine. You can do this as often as you want.

    1. Re:No. by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Office account?

      What the flying fuck are they doing?

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    2. Re:No. by Kawahee · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the grandparent has confused retail copies of Office 2013 with an Office 365 subscription. The latter requires an account (and I'm not sure how you'd facilitate a subscription without one).

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  4. What happens when the machine dies? by Mistakill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What happens if your CPU or Motherboard dies, and you cant get that socket type CPU/Motherboard now... Or your HDD dies even

    In some countries, this stipulation would be against consumer laws I'm sure (maybe the EU, also NZ is quite possible)

    1. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by bcdonadio · · Score: 5, Informative

      I asked explicitly this question to Microsoft consumer care. They said: you will have to buy another copy. That's it folks. Just don't do business with this company: they don't know how to play.

    2. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it's like any of the other Microsoft installation limits I've run into, you just call the support number, they ask you why you're installing multiple times, and you tell them you fixed the computer because you the repair shop replaced your motherboard and hard drive. They are pretty reasonable in practice.

      The fact that people consider this reasonable still boggles my mind. If ford required you to phone them and re-activate your stereo every time you replaced your spark plugs, there would be a fucking media storm so big their stocks would drop faster than an f-150 driven off a cliff!

    3. Re:What happens when the machine dies? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 5, Informative

      What a humorous example! I've run into numerous stereos that have an antitheft feature where it requires a code after losing power. Some dealerships will provide the code for free, most won't. The real bad ones demand that you bring the car in for service and pay an hour of labor. Sometimes the code was provided to the original owner of the car, sometimes not. Good luck finding it, you're not supposed to keep it in the car.

      BTW, I've seen manufacturer's procedures for changing spark plugs call for disconnecting the battery. You'd literally have to phone them and re-activate your stereo every time you replaced your plugs. This has been going on since the 90s, and it is obvious you've never heard of it.

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  5. Re:Advice? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "install it in a virtual machine, run it from there, this is lame."

    I would be inclined to go with one of 2 "solutions":

    (A) Use a software crack. What the hell. I paid for it, it's mine, I'll do what I want with it.

    (B) The choice I would more likely make: go with Open Office or Libre Office.

    It's really not much of a contest, is it? I've been using Open Office and Libre Office for more than 10 years now, precisely because of this kind of horseshit from Microsoft.

  6. Compared to AppStore by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Non-commercial use: Any number of Macs that you own and control. Commercial use: Any number of computers used by the same single person, or one computer used by any number of persons.

    One computer and can't move to a different computer? That's ridiculous. So if sell your computer and buy a better one, you have to re-buy the software? Or if your computer breaks? Or your computer is stolen? I wonder what your insurance company will say if your computer is stolen, they pay for a replacement, and then you say that instead of restoring your apps from your backup you want them to pay for new copies?

  7. It's almost as if... by The+Optimizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they'd rather see Home users use a different licensing model... something with more long term revenue for the company. One way to help such a new model would be to make the current purchase model less attractive.

    nahh. That couldn't be.

  8. Re:just use virtual machines by Spiridios · · Score: 5, Insightful

    install to virtual machine, then make copies of that virtual machine. problem solved.

    This is why most "normal" people don't understand nerds. Every problem always has a technical solution. Always. Even if that problem isn't technical in nature and the solution completely misses the point. The issue isn't that it's physically impossible to install to multiple computers, as a hack will be around shortly to eliminate that limitation. The problem is in the license that's trying to bleed more money out of the user. The solution to that problem is to not buy the new version of Office. Either use an older version or switch to something more open.

  9. This is blatantly illegal by Noir+Angellus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in many countries whose law permits the sale of second hand software licenses (eg pre-owned games). What Microsoft's legal team has forgotten (ignored?) is that state and federal law override any and all conditions they put in their EULA and they have no legal recourse when they blatantly ignore local law.

  10. Re:just use virtual machines by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or, we could all stick with a previous version of Office, and Microsoft can go screw. I'm still using Office 2000. Works fine on Windows 7.

    This is the correct answer.

    I am still using Office 2003 because (a) It works just fine and does what I need. Newer versions contain absolutely nothing of benefit to me. (b) No "activation" or other bullshit required, which means I can easily transfer it to another computer when needed. (c) It doesn't have the god awful ribbon that was introduced with Office 2007 and rendered the program unusable.

  11. Re:just use virtual machines by Kawahee · · Score: 5, Funny

    VM machines are not simple

    Virtual machine machines might not be simple, but virtual machines can be.

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  12. Re:just use virtual machines by chipschap · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am still using Office 2003 because (a) It works just fine and does what I need. Newer versions contain absolutely nothing of benefit to me. (b) No "activation" or other bullshit required, which means I can easily transfer it to another computer when needed. (c) It doesn't have the god awful ribbon that was introduced with Office 2007 and rendered the program unusable.

    And I'll continue to use Libre Office :) No activation, no ribbon, works fine and does what I need.

    There will be the inevitable response: I need feature X that only MS Office has. This will not get an argument from me. If you need MS Office, go for it. Do what you have to do. I'm just happy that I don't need it myself and don't have to deal with all this nonsense.

  13. Re:just use virtual machines by W.+Justice+Black · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes and no.

    I did a bit of IT consulting a while back for a small company owned by a friend of mine that upgraded one of their (dead) machines to Win7 from XP. One of their pieces of software (that isn't supported by the vendor anymore, natch) had some copy protection on it that ABSOLUTELY REFUSED to run on Win7. As in "every single post I could find about it on Google said 'don't bother'" and no amount of backwards-compatibility junk would get Win7 to make it work, period (though admittedly this was Win7 Home Prem, so no built-in VM stuff).

    The solution: VirtualBox, running a spare XP license, and just this one application. With the VBox tools installed, I set it to resize the desktop automatically when the window's resized, put the taskbar on autohide, and it works great (nice and snappy for an office-type app). When you click the close box on the window, VBox suspends the VM. When you open it back up again, it un-suspends. Plus you get snapshotting and portability of the environment.

    They were not sophisticated enough to pull this off, but their local IT guy (me) was, and this is a little 5-person extermination company...

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  14. purpose of story: to out the shills by 0111+1110 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm waiting to see how the resident MS shills are going to positively spin this one. No unbiased person could be in favor of this.

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  15. Credit where it is due by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative
    It looks like the real legwork for this story was done by Adam Turner, from The Age. See "Does your copy of Office 2013 die with your computer?", from 11 Feb 2013.

    The story linked from the Slashdot article mostly just summarizes Turner's already-concise (but still more-detailed) article, and wraps it in a different set of ads.

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  16. Ship-of-Theseus/Repairing-a-Fiat solution by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The obvious answer is the Ship of Theseus solution.

    In Adam Turner's article (on which the blog post linked in the Slashdot summary is based) Microsoft declares that " If the customer has a system crash, they are allowed to reinstall Office on that same computer..." but with the caveat, "No, the customer cannot transfer the license from one PC to another PC." Sounds like I'm allowed to upgrade my computer, and I'm allowed to replace broken parts...I just can't "transfer" the license between PCs.

    Who knows the way to fix an old Fiat?

    Step 1: Raise hood.
    Step 2: Turn the radiator cap counterclockwise until fully loosed.
    Step 3: Lift radiator cap straight up, at least six inches.
    Step 4: Remove old Fiat from under radiator cap. Replace with new Fiat.
    Step 5: Screw radiator cap back in place.
    Step 6: Close hood.

    Clearly, the solution in this situation is similar. Disconnect your mouse. Replace the computer underneath. Plug in a new computer. The license, obviously, transferred with the Theseus-mouse.

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  17. Libre Office!! by BeadyEl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It'd be nice to think this would boost use of OpenOffice and/or Libre Office, but probably not.

  18. Microsoft On How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 5, Funny

    * Hey Steve! How's it going.
    - Terrible, Bill, terrible. Nothing's going the way we expected. I mean, we tried our best with Zune - we made it brown even! - but it's no good. Some people even liked the Zune software.
    * I see. What else have you tried?
    - Well, we replaced the toolbar in Office with - get this - a ribbon. We told everybody it would improve their workflow.
    * Bet that shook things up!
    - No, people kept buying Office. The ribbon even had fans! They wanted it extended to other apps! But then I thought... XBox!
    * XBox?
    - Yeah... we'll put ads all over the thing! There'll be a tiny button in the corner to start the game and everywhere else... ads!
    * Yes!!!
    - No! People complained, but XBox Lives subscriptions are up and game sales are through the roof! Hell, we even canned Bungie and sold more Halo games than ever!
    * Oh dear.
    - Then I'm sure you heard about Windows 8 and Metro.
    * Oh yes, terrific job there. And you tied it to Surface and Windows Phone too!
    - Yes, we're all very proud of that. And now this thing with Office 2013; we're tying it to a single computer. No reinstalls. If your motherboard craps out, well, you'll just have to buy a new license!
    * Surely that will work. No one will be able to ignore the message we're sending now.
    - I don't know, Bill. I don't know. People liked the whole Office365 subscription thing, after all. They'll probably like this too. You know and I know that Windows and the Microsoft ecosystem is an abortion and a disaster, and that we've been striving desperately to get people to leave it for greater and better things - I can't help but remember the excellent work you did with "The Road Ahead" and leaving out the Internet entirely; you'd have thought that might have clued them in that we're just hacks - but it's just not working. But look, what if I try this next: security updates only available to people who have a paid subscription. Yeah, that might do it, don't you think?
    * Never give up hope, Steve, never give up hope. I can't think of anyone better for this job. And here, toss a chair. It'll make you feel better.

  19. Re:just use virtual machines by fast+turtle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and that's exactly the reason I don't send docs in Office format, instead I use PDF.

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