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Russian Meteor Largest In a Century

gbrumfiel writes "A meteor that exploded over Russia's Chelyabinsk region this morning was the largest recorded object to strike the earth in more than a century, Nature reports. Infrasound data collected by a network designed to watch for nuclear weapons testing suggests that today's blast released hundreds of kilotons of energy. That would make it far more powerful than the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea just days ago, and the largest rock to strike the earth since a meteor broke up over Siberia's Tunguska river in 1908. Despite its incredible power, the rock evaded detection by astronomers. Estimates show it was likely only 15 meters across — too small to be seen by networks searching for near earth asteroids." Today's meteor event came a day after California scientists proposed a system to vaporize asteroids that threaten Earth. Of course, the process needs to be started when the asteroid is still tens of millions of kilometers away; there's no chance to shoot down something that's already arrived.

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  1. Re:Still overdue by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    It still won't protect against rouges but at least they can map ones that cross our orbit.

    At first blush, that would seem to reduce the usefulness significantly....

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  2. What a country! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In USA, prisoners smash rocks. In Soviet Russia, rocks smashes prisoners!

    1. Re:What a country! by beltsbear · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, space explores you!

  3. Re:Still overdue by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the same when I red that.

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  4. Re:Still overdue by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm green with envy at your punning skills. Is there any punning course I could cyan up to?

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  5. Re:Does Russia have a bullseye painted on it? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Granted, Russia is the largest country in the world by land area but do *all* the big rocks have to land there?

    Yes, the citizens of New York should definitely write a petition to the Universe to have a few large rocks redirected towards them. :-)

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  6. Re:Does Russia have a bullseye painted on it? by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Funny

    its ok D.C. can have first dibs on the next one

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  7. And even then, we *don't* want to shoot it *down*! by zooblethorpe · · Score: 4, Funny

    this thing was 15 meters across, jet black, and moving like a bat out of hell. To paraphrase people that look for near earth objects "Its invisible until it hits the atmosphere." The sad fact of the matter is, no matter how much money you pour into programs to locate and track near earth objects, there is no way to detect objects of this size and velocity with any degree of reliability.

    The fine summary notes,

    Today's meteor event came a day after California scientists proposed a system to vaporize asteroids that threaten Earth. Of course, the process needs to be started when the asteroid is still tens of millions of kilometers away; there's no chance to shoot down something that's already arrived.

    Well, there's part of the problem right there -- we don't want to shoot the things *down*, we want to shoot them *up* and *away*. Meteors and asteroids are only a problem when they come down!

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  8. Re:Still overdue by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah, well, now that this is out of the way, the rest of the century should be rather pleasant.

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  9. Re:Nature is wrong by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your guess is as good as mine what it would be called during the impact with the ground.

    "Inconvenient"

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  10. Re:Still overdue by mrbester · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad that no one was puceillalimous enough to post these puns as AC...

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  11. Re:Still overdue by mfnickster · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we all posted AC, that might confuchsia.

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  12. Re:Still overdue by pitchpipe · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is this, god damned reddit?!

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  13. Re:Still overdue by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mauve over, let the experts have a shot at the puns.

  14. Re:Does Russia have a bullseye painted on it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Civilization?