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Windows 7 RTM Support Ending Soon

jones_supa writes with this news from Ars Technica: "Windows 7 users will have to install Service Pack 1 if they want to continue to receive security fixes and other support beyond April 9th. With the release of a Service Pack, Microsoft's policy is to support the old version for two years. Windows 7 Service Pack 1 was released on 22nd February, 2011, so the phasing out of support is happening more or less on schedule. In spite of a growing number of post-Service Pack 1 fixes and updates, Microsoft has shown no signs of shipping a second Service Pack. Should Service Pack 1 be the sole major update for Windows 7, it will continue to receive mainstream support — which encompasses both security updates, non-security bugfixes, and free phone support — until 13th January 2015. Extended support — security fixes and paid incidents only — will continue until 14th January 2020."

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  1. you are an idiot by arbiter1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you don't have service pack 1 installed you are an idiot anyway to run a non-updated system.

    1. Re:you are an idiot by kthreadd · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well just because you're on Windows 7 RTM doen not mean that you're not updated. Windows 7 RTM receives security updates since it is still a supported version of Windows 7, but you should install SP1 in order to keep receiving them after April 9. Windows 7 RTM and Windows 7 SP1 lives side by side in parallel, and the release of SP1 did not mean that RTM stopped receiving updates.

    2. Re:you are an idiot by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I always thought "service pack" was just Microsoft slang for "patch roll-up." Apparently I was wrong. In this case, I don't see why Microsoft continues to develop two separate lines of what is basically the exact same OS, patch by patch. Sure, help the businesses that want time to test... fine, but it's still stupid to maintain two bases for so long, when they are essentially the same damn thing. It's more likely that third party programs are going to fuck up on you, and in my experience that does seem to be where the problems often lie.

    3. Re:you are an idiot by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is this flamebait? Do you know how many security patches are in the average Windows SP? I'm sorry but anybody who has waited this long and not applied SP1 is indeed an idiot because every script kiddie on the planet uses those patches and SPs to reverse engineer new exploits specifically targeting fools that don't update the thing.

      That said just because you need to apply an SP or a shitload of patches doesn't mean you have to do it the stupid way, not when there is WSUS Offline which will let you download and unattended install the service pack AND all the patches AND all the .NET updates AND any MS Office SPs and updates from 2K3-2K10 AND update DirectX AND Silverlight AND Windows media player AND Ineternet explorer, all at once and unattended. Granted if you are doing a clean install of RTM you'll probably have to run it twice of be sure to turn off UAC until you are done as it can't reboot and re-run itself with UAC on but for all the benefits of having everything done automatically while you go have lunch its well worth that tiny bit of effort.

      So there really is no excuse as between WSUS and Ninite for all your third party stuff unattended, like flash, hulu, your choice of several browsers and AVs, etc you can take a bare drive and have a fully loaded fully patched Win 7 system in less than an hour and a half with you only being required for maybe 5 clicks all told, everything is taken care of.

      So I'm sorry but the parent is right, anybody that doesn't install SP1 is an idiot, they might as well turn off their firewall and take their unpatched IE and start surfing dodgy websites because they are frankly asking for it.

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    4. Re:you are an idiot by jjjhs · · Score: 2

      Microsoft releases countless hotfixes for bugs for Windows that aren't released through Windows Update. They maintain separate branches, one is just security fixes that you get in Windows Updates and one is cumulative bug fixes that also includes security fixes (QFE) but you have to visit the particular KB article to download (in some cases request for free). Windows Update is smart, if you download the bug fix + security fix (QFE) it knows to install a newer QFE version of the file. Service packs incorporate bugs fixes AND security fixes, and maybe native support for more hardware. A lot of people don't know they need a particular bugfix for their hardware combo. All they know is Windows crashes, "Micro$oft sux" and Steve Jobs is God and shat gold.

    5. Re:you are an idiot by kthreadd · · Score: 5, Informative

      A service pack will often include some new features, and has actually sometimes removed features. For example Windows XP SP2 removed the support for raw sockets. A service pack can introduce braking changes. That's why there is a fairly large overlap between the old and new service release.

    6. Re:you are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Windows 7 RTM is NOT unpatched. It receives security updates just like any other supported version of Windows. See above discussion. If you read TFA you see that what it's all about is that RTM will soon no longer receive those updates.

    7. Re:you are an idiot by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      But IIRC not every patch that is in a Windows SP gets released as a separate patch in Windows Update, there are some that can only be found by hunting through the KBs which frankly is a bigger pain in the ass than just installing the SP. Honestly I've installed a shitload of Windows 7 systems since SP1 and I haven't run into a single problem with it yet, granted I use WSUS Offline so I don't have to reboot a dozen times but at the end of the day all that matters is if the system is 100% after the SP and so far knock on plastic every one has been which is more than I could say for XP SP3.

      And speaking of XP at least it made a little sense why some would wait on those SPs and some software took awhile to be updated to the tighter security of SP2 and SP3 so you had more of a risk of software failing not to mention the SP itself could go wrong and take a dump on the OS. So far I just haven't seen that with win 7 SP1, the few people I saw online with trouble had already infected systems which naturally tried to screw up patching but on a clean system SP1 works quite well.

      Finally if you want to have Win 7 fully supported until 2020 you just have to accept you'll have to apply the SP as MSFT has always only provided 2 years past the SP before killing support for pre-SP and that goes all the way back to Win2K IIRC. Considering what a crapfest Win 8 has turned out to be I have a feeling a LOT of folks are gonna skip it and maybe even 9 as well if ballmer still has a stiffie for the ipad so you might as well accept that if you don't want an unpatched system you're just gonna have to do it. Now if we can only get MSFT to release an SP2 so we don't have to have WSUS Offline throw dozens of patches at the system after applying SP1 I'd be a happy camper.

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    8. Re:you are an idiot by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

      A service pack can introduce braking changes.

      A reason to not run Windows in moving vehicles...

    9. Re:you are an idiot by jjjhs · · Score: 1

      Service packs are more than just security updates.

    10. Re:you are an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you don't have service pack 1 installed you are an idiot anyway to run a non-updated system.

      Yeah, because we all know that running Windows in an offline environment or closed network is an impossible scenario.

      Seems I've got over a dozen of those impossibilities running right now.

      As far as who is the bigger idiot, I'll leave that to the security community as to which one of us is more vulnerable (or gullible); You online with your "updated" system (which has historically protected Windows so well), or me offline with my outdated system.

      Good luck out there with your "mighty" Defender shield.

    11. Re:you are an idiot by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      Yup, I mean preaching about not being able to get updates to people who haven't updated their system is a bit - redundant.

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    12. Re:you are an idiot by PRMan · · Score: 1

      XP SP2 also broke support for a couple motherboard chipsets. They never worked on SP2 or higher.

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    13. Re:you are an idiot by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      A service pack can introduce braking changes.

      Well, this notebook seems slower after every patch tuesday. They all brake. Sometimes it even breaks stuff, once an XP update broke my LAN driver.

    14. Re:you are an idiot by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      every script kiddie on the planet uses those patches and SPs to reverse engineer new exploits

      >Pictures script kiddies with actual engineering skills *shudder*

    15. Re:you are an idiot by egamma · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you don't have service pack 1 installed you are an idiot anyway to run a non-updated system.

      There was almost zero benefits in SP1 for the average home user. Users can install all the needed security updates separately; in fact, this is often recommended, to reduce the size of the service pack download. Win7 received SP1 because Server 2008R2 needed the contents of the service pack.Here's what's in it for Win7:
      Additional support for communication with third-party federation services (those supporting the WS-Federation passive profile protocol)
      Improved HDMI audio device performance
      Corrected behavior when printing mixed-orientation XPS documents
      Change to behavior of “Restore previous folders at logon” functionality
      Enhanced support for additional identities in RRAS and IPsec
      Support for Advanced Vector Extensions (AVX)
      Improved Support for Advanced Format (512e) Storage Devices (devices with 4kb physical sectors)

    16. Re:you are an idiot by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      so what? what purpose do these "extra features" serve for someone already getting all the functionality they need? why not just stick with security patches instead of layering on bloat?

    17. Re:you are an idiot by Cito · · Score: 1

      I know they got it wrong on Windows XP early service packs

      Service pack 1 caused a lot of controversy blue screening everyone, Microsoft took the service pack down for a few days and removed the offending patch and changed it around to fix the issue.

      those that had already got it were told to uninstall the service pack via safe mode or system restore.

      then when XP service pack 2 came about, a lot of funky hardware started not working or again causing bluescreens but that was until drivers were updated since many 3rd party hardware companies were either procrastinating or didn't care to check their compatibility with the new service pack.

      so yea I agree service packs and fuck up shit when you aren't careful and pay attention to what the service pack includes and make sure your hardware supports any of the new changes listed, and even then it's a "fingers crossed" moment when you reboot.

    18. Re:you are an idiot by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...Win 7 is one of the LEAST bloated OSes MSFT ever put out and looking at SP1 honestly there wasn't hardly anything that couldn't be considered security related in it, such as adding some more firewall rules for corner cases MSFT had encountered through user reports.

      The ONLY ones I've seen claim Win 7 is bloated frankly doesn't understand how caching and the new memory model works and then are shocked when Win 7 shows through task manager that they have no RAM when they actually do. in fact if you put an XP and a Win 7 system side by side and looked at how much INCLUDING swap that they use? I have no doubt Win 7 would come out ahead because XP just lies and says "You got a ton of memory!" while pimpslapping the shit out of swap. This is understandable as the average system when it came out was a 400MHz single core with 128Mb of RAM but with 4GB-8GB of RAM being the norm now there is no point in ever hitting swap for most systems and Win 7 don't.

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    19. Re:you are an idiot by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually between all the new GUI tools and the exploit kits it really don't take much skill to learn how to do a basic tear down of a binary anymore. Its the classic "smart cow" problem in that it only takes one person to figure out the hard stuff, like how to write a GUI that does the task, and then the rest can simply use the smart ones tools to do the job.

      But anybody that actually has to clean infected systems will tell you that after every patch Tuesday a count down starts and between 2 weeks and 2 months after it comes out there WILL be exploits targeting what those patches fixed, just because they know there will be a decent number who won't have applied the patch and its easy pickings.

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    20. Re:you are an idiot by magarity · · Score: 1

      If you don't have service pack 1 installed you are an idiot anyway to run a non-updated system.

      I don't have Win 7 SP 1 because my company still uses XP, you insensitive clod!

    21. Re:you are an idiot by TimothyDavis · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can add some clarity to this.

      When Windows reaches RTM, the ownership of support is handed off from the Windows team to the Windows Sustained Engineering (WinSE) team. Two code branches are opened up for creating QFEs, a Limited Distribution Release (LDR) branch, and a General Distribution Release (GDR) branch.

      The GDR branch is used for updates that are going wide to all users, which include security updates and high impact updates. Depending on the severity of the QFE, it might be posted to Windows Update as a security update, or alternatively it would be provided to OEMs to preinstall on shipping systems to resolve a specific issue.

      The LDR branch is used for updates that aren't going to be distributed to a wide audience. This might be something like a QFE that fixes a bug that some enterprise customer is seeing, but doesn't have much applicabilty to the majority of Winodws users. Microsoft doesn't want to distribute an update like this wide, because there is a risk that it will cause regressions for other users. Every update in the GDR branch is also put into the LDR branch, because ultimately the user is going to be running a single instance of the binary file, and so it better have all of the security updates included if it is going to also fix issues of lesser importance

      When you go to Windows Update and install a QFE, the package that you install usually contains at least two versions of the applicable binaries: One from the LDR branch, and one from the GDR branch. The hotfix installer will look at what is currently on system, and if you have the LDR version of the binary already installed, the hotfix installer will update with the corresponding LDR binary. The effect is that once you install an LDR update, you are now on the LDR branch for that binary for all future updates - that is, until the next service pack release.

      The service pack is a release that includes all updates from the LDR and GDR branches rolled up into one major release. Pre-release versions of service packs are provided to enterprises for testing, and to see if any of the updates that were put into the LDR branch break anything. This gives the enterprise and Microsoft time to address the issue and fix it for the final service pack release.

      Since not all enterprises participate in full testing of the service pack, there may be things that end up in the final version that can break things. This is why Microsoft will continue to support the pre|prior service pack release with security updates for a time, so that these issues can be resolved. At some future time, the pre|prior service pack becomes no longer supported, which is what TFA is all about.

    22. Re:you are an idiot by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      Win 98 to Win 7

      WTF. How did you expect that to work at all.

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    23. Re:you are an idiot by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1

      bloat

      Can we please all agree to stop using this lame weasel word. Thanks.

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    24. Re:you are an idiot by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Back in the day when Win7 SP1 came out, I read up on user experiences - and various people were posting things like SP1 slowed down their system, and did not offer any significant features as a worthwhile reason to update to it.

      http://blogs.computerworld.com/17982/windows_7_service_pack_1_dont_install_it_yet

      http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_7-performance/windows-7-service-pack-1-made-my-computer-slow/0d8d1373-4267-44ef-970d-39b0349748a9

      --Even now, I would ONLY install SP1 after making a full system-image backup.

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  2. looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    2015 - year of the linux desktop

    1. Re:looks like by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course, no one is going to notice, since everyone will be using cloud computing accounts.

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    2. Re:looks like by crutchy · · Score: 1

      when i read "windows rtm" the first thing that came to mind was "read the manual"

      maybe linux ideology is already infiltrating... by stealth :)

    3. Re:looks like by crutchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      lucky for them much of the cloud is powered by linux

    4. Re:looks like by SST-206 · · Score: 2

      when i read "windows rtm" the first thing that came to mind was "read the manual"

      The manual? They'll be expecting us to RTFA next! ; )

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    5. Re:looks like by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You know, it could have been... Windows 8 is slow out the gates, it's still stuck in the "other" category on StatCounter which last week was 4.48%, I'm guessing 4% Win8 as there's always been half a percent other while at the same time after release Win7 had 10% uptake. If Linux had been ready this is probably as good a time as the Vista launch. Macs have slowly been chipping away at Windows' market share and will probably take another upswing as Microsoft is busy pushing touch-laptops/tablets/hybrids, while Windows is still dominating with 90% the "other" category is slowly approaching critical mass and the halo effects for Mac from the iPhone/iPad is likely to continue. Unfortunately it looks like we're heading more towards a duopoly instead of a real three-way race.

      Of course Android proves it's not the kernel that is the problem, two in three smart phones now ship with a Linux kernel - forked or not. It's what you have running on top that matters and I hope there'll be something similar to take the desktop market with storm, but I'm starting to suspect it will not be Gnome, KDE or Unity. I'm guessing more a desktop spin-off of Android, of course I could be totally wrong but I see three strong "ecosystems" forming with iPhone/iPad/Mac, Windows Phone/Surface/Windows, Android phone/tablet/??? for desktop. Each will try to push their own synergies (buzzword alert) like iCloud and MS Office and so on and I think Google will have to do better than the Chromebook to stay on top. Right now people mix and match but I'm not sure how long that'll last, since they'll all want to use their strengths to reel the other markets in.

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    6. Re:looks like by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      By 2015, I'm hoping to have my Cloud 2.0 business off the ground.

      It'll be much like now, only with more Flash.

    7. Re:looks like by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Big deal. Policy, not method, is the problem.

    8. Re:looks like by crutchy · · Score: 2

      "year of the linux desktop" has been an inside joke for years, but a decent chunk of the modern world depends on linux already (often without even realising it), which is why i would argue that "year of the linux desktop" doesn't even really matter because linux has already made its mark and is increasing its domination

      microsoft and apple may win their little battles, but linux has the war beat with one hand tied behind its back

      policy of cloud usage is a problem, but i think the problems can be solved. i also think that problems are much worse in the united states than they are elsewhere because of privacy and security concerns from laws like patriot and the ndaa. i also think as the technical issues of cloud migration are settled, we will probably see a lot more smaller hosting startups because of access, trust and liability requirements for businesses. the availability offered by industrial data centers obviously has advantages, but there are a lot of supposed "five nines" availability providers that rarely actually live up to that but customers still pay a premium.

    9. Re:looks like by crutchy · · Score: 1

      only if the rear belongs to steve jobs... no wonder the whole world mourned his death... whose ass to chew out now?

    10. Re:looks like by crutchy · · Score: 1

      more Flash

      *slaps you in the face*

  3. (groan) by c0lo · · Score: 2

    Now, look, MS... I don't know what's in your mind lately, by I get better support from other operating systems.

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    1. Re:(groan) by kthreadd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Windows 7 SP1 has been out for nearly three years now. That's a very reasonable time to update, especially since the update is free to Windows 7 RTM users and in general should not break any software compatibility. So I don't get what the problem of dropping support for RTM would be.

    2. Re:(groan) by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you and everyone else is ignoring the elephant in the room, the same one that causes me to this very day to have infected system cross my desk that are still running XP SP2, and that is piracy.

      The reason why so many unpatched Windows systems exists is because the pirates kill Windows Updates for fear that their pirated system will get flagged for WGA. Now this is a case where I can't blame MSFT, you can buy an OEM copy of Win 7 Home for around $100 which equals just $14 a year for the life of the OS, so there really is no excuse but being a little shop owner you'd be surprised how many systems you find in yard sales or being sold on CL has Windows Ultimate with updates turned off. Its kinda sad how obvious these pirates are, when you see a system with some old cheap hardware like a Pentium D running an OS that costs 4 times what the system did? Yeah you can be pretty sure its the "Razr1911 Edition" they are using.

      But considering the only systems I don't see patched after SP1 was released nearly 3 years ago is pirate systems I just can't blame MSFT for dropping support as pretty much all that is left without SP1 is the pirates it seems.

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    3. Re:(groan) by c0lo · · Score: 1

      But you and everyone else is ignoring the elephant in the room, the same one that causes me to this very day to have infected system cross my desk that are still running XP SP2, and that is piracy.

      Au contraire, mon ami, au contraire, I'm not ignoring piracy. In fact, I'm so convinced that copyright should protect honest work that I decided it's better for me to use products not made by MS.

      But considering the only systems I don't see patched after SP1 was released nearly 3 years ago is pirate systems I just can't blame MSFT for dropping support as pretty much all that is left without SP1 is the pirates it seems.

      (friendly kidding now) Well, has been quite a while since I used a MS OS... but somehow I still can't believe that the pirated systems using MS OSes IS actually a single one - if true, either MS is doing great financially or is totally busted.

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    4. Re:(groan) by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If you're running pirated software you're probably pre-rooted anyway.

    5. Re:(groan) by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually the pirated versions are virus free, I know it shocked the hell out of me too but I was handed a couple of copies of Win 7 (all version X86 and X64) by a friend who wanted to know how many bugs they had, the answer? None, unless they are the most brilliant bug writers that have ever lived and can fool over a half a dozen scanners which I have yet to see any bug pull off. Hell even Comodo gave it a clean bill of health and that is one of the most "err on the side of caution" scanners I've ever seen, to this day it'll still complain about weird start ups like Via karaoke but the Win 7 discs? Nothing.

      But if anybody wants to know why MSFT went secure boot? There ya go. The new pirated versions use a bootloader hack that fools the OS into thinking its on an OEM system, the SP1 version even scans your board and gives you the correct OEM for your board manufacturer, be it Dell or HP or even Asrock or Asus and even gives you a little wallpaper themed correctly for your OEM. since the ONLY way they could blacklist these systems is to blacklist all the OEMs this time MSFT couldn't just block it, in fact just to see what happened on one of the test boxes I launched Windows Update and damned if the WGA patches weren't greyed out by the pirates while all the other patches worked fine. Smart little suckers, gotta give 'em credit.

      of course the bitch is if you put ME in the big chair instead of the sweaty monkey i could wipe out piracy in less than a year, how? Win 7 Starter upgrade $35, Win 7 Home $50...BAM! you just killed piracy in the west. Starter works great on old systems and Home takes care of the home users which nearly all pirate versions are aimed at, after all you don't find too many office buildings running Win 7 Ultimate Razr1911 Edition so this would take the biggest market, those with older system and home users, out of the equation. I'm a firm believer in piracy being the market saying your price is too high anyway and at those price points very few would bother with pirate versions, just wouldn't be worth the hassle.

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    6. Re:(groan) by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      A virus scanner will only detect known viruses. The hack you mentioned could do anything it wants and no scanner will detect it, because it isn't a virus, it's built in. The only way I could trust it is with a third party checksum like Linux distros use, and the hack came as source code you compiled yourself.

      I agree with you about pricing and piracy, I felt really ripped off paying $125 for XP that was a must-install because I lost my driver disks and no W98 drivers were available after my daughter installed XCP from a Sony-BMG music CD she'd bought from the record store she worked at (she's at gamestop now and looking for a different occupation, she thinks gamestop is dying and she's probably right). That much cash for an OS that lacks features other OSes have, even previous versions of Windows, is a double ripoff.

      After paying that much for XP and the first upgrade download replaced a perfectly functional LAN driver with one that was completely nonfunctional was the straw that broke the camel's back and drove me to Linux. Of course, if my occupation was fixing customers' Windows PCs like yours is it would be quite different.

  4. I think I can make it by tsotha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think I can make it to the next bearable version of Windows, assuming they keep following the "every other version is crap" strategy. There's no way I'm every going to buy the mobile operating system they've released for my desktop.

    1. Re:I think I can make it by lennier1 · · Score: 2

      In the meantime, there are always tools like http://www.wsusoffline.net/ to roll one's own Service Pack 2 in case a new install becomes necessary (English introduction is below the German one).

    2. Re:I think I can make it by crutchy · · Score: 1

      won't be long... microsoft knew long ago that w8 was a looming disaster so they'll be frantically trying to make up some new icons for w7 so they can rebrand it as w9.

      maybe it'll have some kind of new bastardized desktop icons resulting from a traditional icon having sex with a desktop widget to spawn something like those rediculous tiles in w8... maybe to at least attempt to avoid appearing like a complete backflip

    3. Re:I think I can make it by bazorg · · Score: 1

      There's no way I'm every going to buy the mobile operating system they've released for my desktop.

      so you honestly believe that the Metro UI, the app market and the other desktop->mobile OS changes from W7 to W8 will all be temporary and removed in W9? I'd suggest to anyone avoiding Metro to try the Skype and eBay apps in Windows 8 before deciding that W8 and "mobile-ification" is a dead end.

    4. Re:I think I can make it by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      It's not application availability, it's the interface itself that sucks for desktop work. skype and ebay are hardly the bread and butter of someone using a desktop machine...and since when does a website really 'need' an 'app' in the first place? It's redundant and done more for marketing than anything else. They want to see their icon on your 'mobile desktop.'.. woohoo..

    5. Re:I think I can make it by DeathFromSomewhere · · Score: 1
      The good news is you won't have to wait long. Windows is moving to an annual release cadence.

      There's no way I'm every going to buy the mobile operating system they've released for my desktop.

      The bad news for you is the desktop is dead. The writing has been on the wall for years.

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    6. Re:I think I can make it by tsotha · · Score: 1

      The bad news for you is the desktop is dead. The writing has been on the wall for years.

      This is nonsense. Netbooks and tablets are useless for serious work. You're not going to get cubicle dwellers to tolerate tiny screens and tiny and/or missing keyboards. There has been a slight decrease in the number of desktops shipped, but I could argue that's as much because we've reached a plateau on CPU speed and businesses have realized you don't need to replace them every two years.

      As for home users, well, most people use their tablets as portable televisions.

  5. Re:What exactly is a Service Pack? by CodeheadUK · · Score: 4, Informative

    A service pack is a roll up of all the important and critical updates into one big package. You can apply a service pack to any install to bring it up to that patch level without going through the intermediate stages.

    The service packs are often slipstreamed into install media to produce a (fairly) up to date install right off the disk.

  6. Where is goddamned service pack 2 by AbRASiON · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm one of those "sympathisers" here who doesn't loathe Microsoft.
    Hot damn though, anyone here who does install Win7 SP1 regularly (as I do) there's about 2 to 300mb of patches and at least..70 or so of the bastards, they take forever to install as well (disk thrash)

    For goodness sakes, just release SP2 already you bastards.

    1. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by lennier1 · · Score: 2

      Mentioned it above, but just use http://www.wsusoffline.net/ to roll your own WP2.

    2. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Is this one of those tools which downloads each individual required MSI / EXE to make an install directory, to install from?
      If so - it's still going to thrash the disk, more so than the offiical updater which downloads all, then installs one at a time.

      That's a lot of double clicking to install each file sequentially,...... we shouldn't have to do this.

    3. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      It grabs all the available updates and creates an up-to-date image that can be written to an external media for automated updates.
      In the end, it's just like an offline Service Pack, only that you don't need to wait for the guys in Redmond to finally get their asses moving.

    4. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by Mashiki · · Score: 1, Funny

      For goodness sakes, just release SP2 already you bastards.

      It's called Windows 8, with the damned awful metro UI removed.

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    5. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope it only downloads them ONCE and that is it, you can do a thousand installs from that one WSUS Offline install. I keep it on a shared drive with every SP and update from XP-Win 7 and thanks to WSUS this includes the MS Office SPs and updates, .NET installs and patches, WMP and IE patches, all in one simple shared folder. I can even tell it to say "just make me an installer with all the Win 7 patches along with MS Office 2K7 and all the extras and put it on this flash stick" and it'll do so, great little tool to have. And when you run it its all unattended, no having to click each update, and if you turn off UAC while it runs it'll even reboot and do a double check just to make sure there aren't any later patches you need that have to be installed after the SP1 reboot, just handy as hell if you need to install Windows clean.

      Of course since I have every version of Windows I see in the shop plus every version of MS Office I see plus all the goodies that shared folder is now 11.3GB but considering I can have it copy just the patches I need for what I'm working on and drive space is cheap i honestly don't care, all that bandwidth used for updating a clean install of Windows is saved so its well worth a lousy 11.3GB on a 500GB shared drive to me.

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    6. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Actually, after Service Pack 1, most of the updates are what I call cumulative updates--the additional patch files are probably going to be less than you think, especially for Internet Explorer and the .NET Framework files.

    7. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      I'm one of those "sympathisers" here who doesn't loathe Microsoft... For goodness sakes, just release SP2 already you bastards.

      My head just asploded.

    8. Re:Where is goddamned service pack 2 by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      If it's so easy to make your own service pack, why does MS release service packs so infrequently? There has to be a catch.

      Then again, given how extensively XP is used, there really should have been a SP4, and it would really be nice if there would be an EOL Service Pack when support is finally dumped. I still maintain a few XP systems, and starting with SP3 (or even an nLite slipstream) can be a pain.

  7. Just use dism.exe by benjymouse · · Score: 5, Informative

    Use dism.exe. It will let you capture freshly installed machine - even with installed applications - back into an install image, i.e. slipstreaming. From the install image it will work exectly like the original image, only it will have all of the installed service packs, updates and patches already installed.

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  8. Re:What? by chromas · · Score: 1

    Pirates get updates for 7, too.

  9. Re:What exactly is a Service Pack? by venom8599 · · Score: 1

    Service packs also typically include hotfixes that may not be rolled out to the community at large, especially hardware-specific hotfixes. Of course, there are also the few Service Packs that actually roll out new features (e.g. Windows XP Service Pack 2)

  10. Re:What exactly is a Service Pack? by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A service pack is a form of configuration management. Think of every binary in the Windows operating system as a program with a version. Microsoft wants to encourage developers to support the latest version of their patched OS. That is, of course, feasibly impossible, especially when some developers are confronted with major behavioral change in one OS program update that their application is dependent upon. So having a "blessed" minimal collection of binary versions makes Microsoft only responsible for those versions. It then becomes incumbent for the developers to make sure their application works to SP1 versions of all those OS programs, and the developers cease to be responsible for making their app work with the original OS binary/daemon that was released with the Windows 7 rollout. (And yes, this is a descriptive simplification of the issue.)

    There is more going on with a service pack than just throwing together the latest version of each OS binary. Yes, I wish Microsoft would put out an SP2 already, even if they want to commit corporate suicide by abandoning Windows 7 to get customers to move to Windows 8.

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  11. Re:Wait what ? by kthreadd · · Score: 1

    You mean they where releasing security updates for people running SP0 ?!?

    Absolutely. Since a service pack could break userland applications you want to maintain them side by side for a while so that there is sufficient time for userland to adapt.

  12. Re:What exactly is a Service Pack? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2

    Just like a recent Linux kernel might be at say 3.7.8, ie... so Windows 7 SP1 is 7.1 and the concept of is unused by Microsoft?

    No, The Windows kernel does have the concept of <major>.<minor>.<increment>, but it is not the same as the OS version. The version of Windows kernel on the netbook I am using now is 6.1.7601. To the general public, this is Windows 7 (Service Pack 1). It is like how Linux Mint 14 does not use Linux kernel version 14

  13. Re:Doesn't matter. Windows 8 is still a flop by ledow · · Score: 1

    Or blindly buy the next version.
    Or wait for a newer, better version to be hyped.
    Or keep up with service packs to extend the life of the product.

    Like they do for Windows XP, which still hasn't properly reached "end of life" in the world yet. If you think nobody bought Vista, 7 or 8, then I'm sorry but you're mistaken. Doesn't mean that that's SENSIBLE, but that's what happens on all scales and in all markets.

  14. In 2015 will Win7be like WinXP? by tvlinux · · Score: 1

    When WinXP was at its life cycle, there was only Vista so nobody wanted to upgrade. There was a HUGE customer demand for Microsoft to continue support, and Microsoft listened. With Win8 being a poo pile and I expect Win9 will not be much better. Will Microsoft listen to to the customers again or will they cut their own throat?

  15. Coding on the bus without Windows by tepples · · Score: 1

    A reason to not run Windows in moving vehicles...

    So if I want to write and test code while riding the bus to and from work, what should I be using instead of Windows? Are MacBook Air and System76 the only options?

    1. Re:Coding on the bus without Windows by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Woosh to you -- he was making fun of your homophone error. Brake != break.

  16. 5 hours by dshk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I recently installed Windows 7 on two machines. It took 5 hours on both machines to download, setup all patches. It restarted itself about 15 times. The Windows update process is ridiculous.

    1. Re:5 hours by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I recently installed Windows 7 on two machines. It took 5 hours on both machines to download, setup all patches. It restarted itself about 15 times.

      I recently reinstalled kubuntu 10.04 because 12 sucked. It took half an hour, only one reboot. Strange that a free OS is so superior to an expensive one.

    2. Re:5 hours by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Kubuntu 10.04 was the buggiest Linux distro I have ever run. KDE4 has come a long way since then.

      I'd recommend running the KDE version of the latest Linux Mint instead of that old crap.

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    3. Re:5 hours by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I actually plan to do just that. I backgraded to kubuntu 10 because I had an install CD handy, but have been planning to migrate to Mint for a while. Everyone seems to love it and I haven't heard anything bad at all about it.

    4. Re:5 hours by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      If you're going with KDE, I'm not really sure what the point of going with Mint is, other than to avoid Kubuntu. FWIW, I use switched from Kubuntu to Debian with KDE and have no regrets.

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  17. Dropping support for Windows 8 by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    So when are they dropping support for Windows 8? With all the discussion about dropping support for 7 and XP, maybe I will go back to using Vista.

    1. Re:Dropping support for Windows 8 by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      The only reason XP lasted so long was due to its install base. Win7 has nowhere near that so I expected a shorter support timeline. Win8 will be more popular with mobile devices and we all know how that works (cough Google, cough Apple).

      And since Microsoft is now working on "Blue" http://www.theverge.com/2012/11/28/3693368/windows-blue-update-low-cost we probably can expect the same thing from them as well. OS's will last as long as the hardware they were designed for and no more. This is how the future of large corporate software is going and OEMs who build hardware are going to love it as it means frequent hardware changes. This all pushed by the fact that people are getting used to buying a new phone every 2-3 years so why not other personal computing systems.

  18. Not Surprising by VortexCortex · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I dropped my RFTM support for Windows after XP (and went with Linux), after MS decided to rename things and provide a near useless search function, since it does not include the old names in the search with links to newly re-named things.

    Linux might not be much better with the different init and configuration systems, but I am NOT going to paying in order to put up with that. It's especially not worth dropping a few thousand dollars to install Microsoft's OSs on all my systems if they're going to speed up the end of life cycle...

    1. Re:Not Surprising by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      "Did you mean: RTFM?"
      Why, yes, thank you Belated Auto Correct v0.1 (alpha).

  19. Re:What? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    There sure are, people like me who have a spanking new free copy sitting on a shelf, and a VM that's been moved to an external drive

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  20. ReactOS by tepples · · Score: 1

    Then perhaps "the majority of its customers" should donate another $20,000 to finish ReactOS Foundation's current round of fundraising. ReactOS is a project to make an open-source binary-compatible clone of Windows XP.

  21. Easy win for Homeland Cybersecurity by mattr · · Score: 2

    The easiest thing Homeland Security can do is to force longer, deeper penetration of the latest security fixes for all consumer operating systems.
    It's amazing to me how anybody could feel comfortable applying 300mb of fixes. What the hell is in there that fixes security?
    1) Mandate absolute transparency and allow user to select downloading and installation only of security-critical code.
    2) Force manufacturers not to add in anything else to those portions that are really security-critical.
    3) Create a list of vulnerabilities that is updated daily, and grade operating systems against whether they have fixes for them. If they believe in obscurity they must still give a code-name for the vulnerability and security researchers must be told what they mean, show the code and allow them to vet how well the vulnerability was fixed. An automated scoreboard and forum could be developed that aggregates the results of this distributed attack on peevishness by companies like microsoft and oracle who leave huge numbers of fixes unpatched until a good PR moment.
    4) Force manufacturers to continue providing fixes (security patches only) to all users. It is not reasonable to allow the majority of the market to become a time-bomb and individual businesses, private users are held hostage.
    5) In the case of an open source / community developed distribution, provide the same guidelines and services as is done by Homeland Cybersecurity for commercial vendors, however forcing a community is impossible. Instead a community or a manufacturer (like RedHat) can at least be graded on its response and the availability in an open repository of the required fixes.
    6) Do all this for applications, libraries and drivers, not just operating systems.
    7) Do this for routers
    8) Do this for websites.
    9) Define security and the maintenance of security as a process requiring transparency by manufacturers in order to encourage users to adopt patches and make them easier to download.
    10) Provide help, guidance and code to community distros and programming teams who can choose to use it, which will make it easier to more frequently issue security patches. It should be a lot easier for users (even on linux) to maintain an up to date system without worry of something breaking or being unable to back up settings, data, etc.

    The responses of Microsoft and Oracle to the security realities confronting their customers is pathetic, medieval and takes advantage of general apathy and cluelessness. The result is a never-ending pool of machines vulnerable to every attack to appear in the wild.

    This would remove a huge amount

    1. Re:Easy win for Homeland Cybersecurity by mattr · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I have developed plenty on several OSs and have a clue. All I am saying is, security fixes should be 1) not bundled with 300 MB of crap, and 2) monopolist-scale os vendors like MS should be required to provide these light but critical security fixes to their software without quitting when they think it is time to push people to buy the next version. A way to pay for security fixes after end of life is another possibility but it would push the updates to more people if Homeland paid for it.

  22. Re:What about XP? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    haha. since windows xp will die april 2014 you'd better buy win 7 and transition over. that's what I've done for the machines in my household that need to run windows, no way I'm supporting that windows 8 crap at home.

  23. Re:ONLY service pack for win7 by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    nonsense, look at the support lifecycle web page, win 7 has 11 years planned, vista 10 years.....more or less the lifespan is the same

  24. Speaking of idiots by Ralish · · Score: 1

    It's pretty clear you don't understand what a Windows Service Pack is and is not, despite you calling other people idiots in your ignorance. So allow me to attempt to correct your misconceptions.

    Do you know how many security patches are in the average Windows SP?
    Yes, all the ones that had previously been released for the given version of Windows up to the time of release of the Service Pack. Service Packs are not, nor ever have been, a sole source for the installation of security updates. They offer a convenient package for the cumulative set of prior released security updates, but they do not patch "new" vulnerabilities that have not been previously patched. That is, all the security patches they include are already available separately on Windows Update. For a period of time, two years for Windows, new security updates are made available for both the SP version and whatever came before it, so your security risk is largely imagined. The only issue here is the two year support period is coming to a close so patches will no longer be offered for the original Windows 7.

    I'm sorry but anybody who has waited this long and not applied SP1 is indeed an idiot because every script kiddie on the planet uses those patches and SPs to reverse engineer new exploits specifically targeting fools that don't update the thing.
    Dude, script kiddies don't wait for Service Packs. SPs do not patch previously unknown security issues. They merely include all the previously released security patches in a single update (among many other updates). Hackers wanting to reverse engineer a security update can do so as soon as it's released as part of the monthly MSFT patch cycle. Why wait for a Service Pack? And yes, I say hackers. Reverse engineering binaries and creating exploit code is generally outside the realm of script kiddies. If you keep up-to-date with monthly Windows updates you have all the security patches that the system with the Windows SP has. In fact, if the latter isn't keeping up-to-date with monthly patches you have more than the Windows SP system has.

    So there really is no excuse......you can take a bare drive and have a fully loaded fully patched Win 7 system in less than an hour and a half
    I'm going to tell you something that is going to surprise you. The two year support overlap for Windows patches isn't about you. Microsoft doesn't invest the no doubt significant additional resources of developing multiple versions of a given patch for different Service Pack releases so home users have a nice two years to update. The issue here is corporate customers who have anywhere from 10's to 10's of thousands of computers to update. Service Packs for modern releases of Windows include hundreds to thousands of updates, and quite often, new features. They can and do introduce breaking changes, and so there's no guarantee that software that used to work will continue to after a Service Pack (though in the overwhelming majority of cases it should). Systems need to be tested before deploying a SP, and for larger companies, two years isn't unreasonable. Deploying a major OS update to 10,000 computers in a sane way with minimal breakage is not trivial.

    In future, please understand what you discuss before flaming others.

    1. Re:Speaking of idiots by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Oh please i know EXACTLY who the patches is for, I support SMBs and they are some of my best customers so I've been there, done that. That doesn't change my point that its going on 2 YEARS, if they haven't come out with a migration plan after testing it on a test bed by now? Then they aren't going to, no point in MSFT wasting time supporting them. After all how many businesses are still running XP which has several security weaknesses like its desire to always be run as admin that just can't be fixed? is MSFT supposed to support that OS for another decade because some corps are too lazy to do testing in a reasonable amount of time?

      If you haven't moved by now I'm sorry, you deserve what you get. hell if a little shop like mine could test SP1 on all my SMBs and get it rolled out over a year ago there really is no excuse for a fortune 500 company with a million times more resources than I'll ever have not getting it done by now, no excuse at all. If they want to run without patches? that is their business but MSFT doesn't have to support lazy and giving 2 years of support is more than enough to make a migration plan and do testing, i don't care how big a business you have. Now if they have screwed IT's budget so damned badly they can't even get it done on a TWO YEAR timetable? Frankly that company has bigger problems than patches, like all the gaping security holes they have because their overworked and underpaid IT dept simply can't keep up with the threats of 6 months ago, much less now.

      But nothing you said invalidates anything i posted, everybody had 2 years to test and deploy and if they haven't done it after 2 years time? Sorry but they deserve what they get as even the slowest corp should have been able to pull it off given the huge amount of time they had.

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  25. Re:Shouldn't step into THIS one, but... apk by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Sorry about that when I "talk turkey" I forget sometimes to break it down. Win 7 SP1 does have "extras" if you want to call them that but many of those "extras" are security related, such as making Windows Firewall harder by putting in rules that cover corner cases users have run into since RTM was released. If you only apply the individual patches? You don't get these security enhancements so you are worse off than if you just used SP1.

    And as you know with WSUS Offline even the smallest of SMBs can have all the advantages of WSUS without need for a WinServer so there really is no excuse not to have done testing in the 2 years MSFT has given and have SP1 rolled out by now. There really is a lot more security fixes in SP1 than in the single patches and if one were to have to hunt down all the KB articles to get all the fixes that aren't included in the single patches frankly they have just wasted more time than they would have testing and deploying SP1, so honestly it just don't make any sense not to. This isn't like XP SP2 and SP3 where there was risks of hang ups and software not playing nice afterwards, I have deployed more SP1 installs than I can count and haven't seen a single issue arise from deploying SP1. in fact checking the forums when it first came out i noticed the only ones having issues with deployment turned out to either be infected or even rooted and the malware was trying to actively stop deployment. But on a clean system SP1 is painless,there really isn't a point in staying on RTM.

    Hell for shits and giggles when it came out I ran speed tests on both RTM and SP1 and I have to say that all the tests fell with margin for error, there really wasn't any difference worth noting so the guy saying "I don't need teh bloat!" is full of shit because there isn't any.

    finally as for script kiddies? You are forgetting the "smart cow" dilemma in that all it takes is one guy to do the work and then the web spreads it like wildfire. So it doesn't take EVERY script kiddie doing this, it only takes ONE script kiddie having enough skills to do VERY basic reverse engineering and with all the tutorials online honestly it doesn't take a super genius to pull this off. Once the ONE GUY has done the work it will quickly spread through the boards and IRCs and suddenly they ALL have this attack vector in their toolkit. A good analogy is piracy, think little Johnny knows how to crack the latest SecuROM or TAGES? Nope but he knows where to get a crack by the guys that DO know how to crack those, so you end up with somebody with almost no skill able to do the same task as those that have skill thanks to the way things spread on the web. this is why DRM will never work, it only takes 1 out of 7 billion to figure it out before little Johnny can read an NFO and perform the same task.

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  26. Re:What about XP? by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2

    I'm not going to go to win7 or the disgusting win 8.

    Thanx to Steam, I am now posting this in Ubuntu and downloading a new game.

    I'm looking forward to learning all about Ubuntu :)

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  27. Re:RTM ??? just call it what it is... by LocalH · · Score: 1

    RTM just means "Release to Manufacturing" and has been around since the Windows 95 days (and probably even earlier internally, but I first encountered the terminology referencing the retail version of Win95 as opposed to any OSRs).

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  28. Re:Microsoft needs to fix windowsupdate by LocalH · · Score: 1

    You're lucky that WU even still works on XP. Few years down the road, XP will be where 98/ME have been for some time now, unable to download any updates at all. Then, you're practically stuck with the base RTM install, and all of the vulns that comes with.

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  29. Re:Fits (since WE "rock the party" & body) by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Well I just came back from trying out a new drummer, he's tight, kicking, and oh yeah his little brother owns a kick ass studio....SCORE!

    With any luck I can get my tunes recorded, get back on the road, and just breathe the sweet air of freedom. Freedom from dumbasses infecting their PCs, freedom from FOSSies who think they are hot shit but come off like a 14 year old fangirl, just get back on stage, let the music and the crowd work its way deep into my blood, and let the music flow through me and wash all my problems away. Nothing like it, better than any drug, just bliss in a bottle.

    So I don't blame ya a bit for getting back into music as I'm sitting here typing with 2 fingers because i took the tips off the rest tearing into my beautiful red 5 string and loving the hell out of it. While I have multiple basses now, from fender to Washburn, this baby is my "go to" and if you haven't seen it here is one like it. Squire only had that series for 2 years, 95-97 and the rumor was they yanked it because these Pro Tones were outselling the regular Fenders. The tone is just juicy, that swamp ash is heavy as hell but gives it a nice dark tone and the low B will shake your guts out, too awesome.

    Anyway don't sweat the morons, just point out when they are spreading FUD and bullshit so those that don't know better have the facts and then walk away. Hell it doesn't matter how many facts you rub their noses in the FOSSie won't listen anyway, they'll just keep spouting the same bullshit with zero evidence to back it up, so why waste time dealing with morons? Life is too short, just enjoy it and suffer no fools.

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  30. Re:LOL, that's just it though... apk by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    How in the hell did you catch such a tiny ball with that little stick? hell I was called "crotch killer" when i played baseball because i kept hitting the pitcher in the balls, i sure as hell couldn't whip a ball that small and get it close enough to that little stick for anybody to catch squat LOL!

    And your nephew is right and wrong at the same time. yes you DO build up calluses but if you play 4 string for a long time you get a thinner flatter callus and then when you play a 5 string, especially one with the really fat strings like I like, its gonna tear those calluses clean off which is why I'm typing sans fingertips. On most basses the top string is between 102-105mm, whereas on my 5 string its 130mm. That much wider string means much thicker windings which requires a different style of callus. after a couple weeks of playing the 5 exclusively I'll get fat round hard calluses instead of the thin slicks I had playing my acoustic 4 string.

    But honestly when the music is cooking you don't even feel it. when my last band won "best band in state" the crowd was going apeshit as I was tearing into the last 5 songs and when the set was over Isaac (the singer) leaned over and said "Jesus Christ man, don't that hurt?" and I looked down and that pearl white pickguard was streaked red with blood. i have been ripping into those strings so hard it literally ripped the calluses clean off my first two fingers on my right hand. But the roar of the crowd and the rush from the music had me so high i honestly didn't even feel a sting, the rush was just too great for pain to even enter into it. The next day i used half a bottle of superglue to make a scab for the missing skin and was right back on stage that night like nothing ever happened.

    But you should pick up an instrument and give it a whirl, its never too late to pick up. if you were able to whip a ball around like that playing a keyboard wouldn't be hard at all, tons of tutorials online and you can get a cheap board for a little of nothing. Or get your nephew to show you some of the basics like the box pattern on the bass, nice thing about bass is there are a ton of easy songs you can play when you are starting out, AC/DC and Judas priest bass lines are some of the simplest lines ever written but they are catchy as hell, then you can always work your way up later to the harder stuff like Rush.

    Just remember NOBODY is perfect, there will ALWAYS be somebody better, hell I've been playing for nearly 30 years now and there are still some Rush songs my stubby fingers will never be able to play, YYZ or La Villa Strangiato (which is pretty much the hardest song ever recorded, i know plenty of guitarists and drummers that have also tried and failed that one) just a couple of examples. but just because there are others better doesn't mean i can't get a crowd to bouncing and THAT is ultimately what matters. When you have the crowd jumping and the music is pumping its unlike anything words can describe, its like an electric current joining you to your band and to the audience. i have actually had to watch videos of myself because we had a killer crowd and what i was playing was frankly beyond me, it was the energy from the crowd that made me better than i was.

    BTW I don't know if I gave you this link or not but if not might want to forward this link to your nephew and if you want to play guitar or bass check it out yourself. these guitars and basses are cheap but good, they of course won't compare to say a $1000 Fender or even my $700 Squire but they have good tone and since they copy fender and Gibson you can customize the hell out of 'em dirt cheap. In my last band we would get cheap instruments like this to give away during raffles but these sounded good enough the guitarist ended up with half a dozen and I had one of the jazz basses for ages until i got hooked on 5 string and swapped it for a second 5 for a spare.

    But I'm telling ya man you gotta try it at least once, hell if I could walk out onstage not 2

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  31. Re:You just learned to (not that tough)... apk by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    While practice might help you still have to be born with some serious eye/hand coordination to hit such a small target on the move. I played baseball for nearly 5 years and no matter how much I practice the poor pitcher would be squealing like a girl before the game was over, every damned time, straight for the pitcher's crotch LOL!

    As for how I started playing bass? I got a guitar and kept putting bigger strings on it because "it isn't deep enough" until a friend said "What you need isn't a guitar" and handed me his brother's P-Bass. it was love at first sight, I hit that low e on that Fender half stack and the room started vibrating in time with the note and feeding back into the bass and that was it....I was hooked. But I had to play plenty of shitty gigs to get the exp and hone my chops, I was in a house band for 2 years which is like being a human jukebox, if ANYBODY in the band knows a requested song they will try it and you have to figure it out then and there, even if you have never heard of the song. This is hard but it teaches you to have "go to" patterns that will work in any key that sound good so you can cover up the fact you are really hunting for the next note LOL. A couple of years playing country behind chicken wire like the Blues Brothers (that was a hell job) that taught me how to improvise, it all comes down to just getting out there and doing it, doesn't matter if you think you are terrible to start, you lock in with that kick drum and most folks will be happy.

    And I'm sorry but there ARE two kings of bass, and that is Geddy Lee of Rush and Billy Sheenan. Those two can create melodies that we ordinary men will never be able to replicate. check out "La Villa Strangiato" sometime and see what I mean. I saw the Rush documentory and there was all these famous players, guy that play 6 days a week and have made crazy money for dozens of years and they ALL said the same thing "Thought I was hot shit....until I tried to play la Villa Strangiato" and the bitch is...he's NOT showing off. Its one of the most beautiful melodies I've ever heard, its just fucking HARD. Geddy himself said he had to build the song in sections and then learn how to play it live because it was damned near beyond HIS skills, but he said "there just wasn't anything else that would work, it HAD to be that way for the song".

    As far as JP goes, its not the leads that are easy, those can be insanely hard, for example Hellion/Electric Eye, but the rhythm is some of the simplest there is, its all about the "chug" and getting everyone locked in tight. This is one of the hardest things to do when you are playing bass, is its always tempting to "add" more than is needed, when sometimes you have to accept that less is more sometimes. Because when the bass and drums are locked together in perfect time you can hit the audience like a cannon blast, the kick drum just magnifies your power for a hell of a punch.

    Have you ever thought about using your programming skills in the music industry? There are several products I can think of off the top of my head that a good programmer could make that would sell like hotcakes and really help a lot of the DIY crowd. For example imagine a program that scanned a track or song and pointed out which frequencies were too loud and where it was too soft so that you don't need to be an expert on EQs to get a good even mix? and any bass player will tell you we need a digital automated compressor but nobody makes one. every bass has notes that will be more loud than other notes because the wood and strings vibrate the body just right with those notes to make them spike, so a digital compressor that would track the notes and make sure it all comes out even without the "pumping" that the current compressors do (you I'm sure have heard how when some play slap/pop the bass just pops in and drops out just as quick? That is the compressor pumping) would be a slice of heaven but nobody makes one, at least not at any price that a normal person can afford. I've heard there are "smart compressors" in

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  32. Re:You've got a point: I agree... apk by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Yeah I quickly learned that in all the pro sports you are either born with it or you are not. I had a friend where 4 out of his 5 siblings went on to be pro or semi-pro (he would have too but blew his knee out playing college football) and one day when his folks and mine were sittin g there watching us play HS baseball I came right out and asked "How did you end up with so many pro athletes in one family?" and his dad looked at me like it was the most obvious thing in the world and said "I chose my wife based on athletic ability PERIOD. I chose a woman that was at least as good if not better than me in every sport because i knew our kids would be incredible" and he was right, 5 out of 6 went on to scholarships and pro or semi-pro careers and now most are teaching sports.

    This is why it'll never bother me if somebody is "better" than I am on the bass, because there are some that simply have genetic advantages over me.; I got to play the bass player from Cinderella's 12 string once, I was picking up some strings before the concert and he was there having his basses restrung and shopping. When I asked "How in the world can you play a neck that wide?" he said "Easy, like this" and I swear his fingers were so long they wrapped completely around that neck which was nearly as wide as 3 necks put together! This is why Geddy can do a run that starts on the second fret and lands on the twelve in less than four seconds, his fingers are so long he barely has to move his hand to pull that run off, whereas with my stubby fingers I have to do a large slide just to reach the notes. So there will always be guys with longer fingers and better reaches but unlike in sports I can still compete because if you can write a catchy groove that counts for a lot more than technical ability. Look at Vai or Malmsteen, they can smoke most players but their songs sound like guitar lessons and thus don't get people pumped whereas if you put on Electric Eye or Wheels of Fire (if you haven't heard that check it out, it pumps as good as classic Priest) the next thing you know everybody is bouncing and you are doing 90 in a 55 LOL, you just can't help getting into the groove.

    As for why nobody has done it? Simple nobody gives us bass players any love LOL. A good 85% of the gear out there is made for guitarists ONLY and we bass players have to make do with the scraps which is why I said you could make some damned good money. if you were to target bass players you could easily become the Fender of bass gear, nobody really targets to bass players. Think we bass players don't like wild looking basses or cool sounding effects? of course we do but nobody caters to us at an affordable price. The few that make cool looking basses and gear frankly charge assraping prices for them and its really not fair, with today's ARM DSPs it doesn't cost any more to target the bass freqs than it does guitar freqs but nobody does it. as I said there are a LOT of opportunities to target the DIY crowd and the bass players but nobody is really targeting that market so its pretty much wide open. What we really need is a digital following compressor to even out the tone, maybe the same in an EQ to even out string response, and a good bass overdrive that is volume sensitive so when you play hard it kicks in but when you back off it cleans up. Guitarists have had that for years with tube amps but tubes on bass sucks as it adds too much noise so a good digital with noise suppression would sell like mad.

    Anyway back to the grind, hope you have a great week..peace.

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  33. Re:Thought about my reply & held off till now by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    Dude I ain't coded in more than half a decade and my only coding exp was VB 6 which is as dead as Disco. For these programs to work they would need to be coded for speed and VB was a lot of things but a close to real time language it wasn't. You might be able to get the EQ analyzer written in VB but the pedals would probably have to be written in either assembly or maybe C, something that runs as close to bare metal as humanly possible to keep the tracking real time and my skills are nowhere near that. I wrote VB GUIs to local DBs for places like junkyards, not exactly the kind of work that would lend itself to writing a music app.

    Besides one would have to be good at math and frankly its been too many years since I've needed more than basic math and I now suck at it. They say you use it or lose it and while I was kick ass at math in HS I haven't really needed it since so the skills have long since disappeared. I tried checking out my oldest boy's college trig book and frankly it might as well been in German for all I could keep up, I just haven't used advanced math in too damned long for my old butt to pull it off anymore.

    As for my oldest he is gonna be wrapped up in designing his games, he is so fucking pissed at every survival horror becoming a CoD ripoff that he wants to redefine the genre by making both a SP and co-op MP game that will be pants wettingly scary, one that ramps up the terror and then throws your back against the wall and keep you pushed to the limit. who knows it might be a hit, the kid knows horror like the back of his hand and there does seem to be a serious niche going unfilled for a true survival horror that cares about scares more than set pieces, but he'll be too busy with that to help his old uncle with music stuff.

    And trust me I know ALL ABOUT rehab, I spent my last year of HS in a bed because i faceplanted at 60MPH+ onto the pavement wearing nothing but a pair of PE shorts. Know the scars that Joker had in Dark Knight? Picture what those look like when they were fresh and you had what i looked like, it took over 4 hours and 80 stitches to put my face back together and another 4 hours for them to pick all the bits of street embedded in my body out. It was a good 2 and a half years of hell to get back on my feet and to this day i still can't grow a full beard or a proper goatee (it looks like I have a goatee but IRL its a Fu Manchu mustache grown long enough to connect up with the beard so the scars are covered) but you just gotta push through. One of my fingers on my left hand is permanently bent because the docs told me "you got a choice, it can be stuck straight or it can be stuck bent but the joint is so damaged that short or replacing the joint and holding it together with pins its gonna end up stuck" and I knew that I wouldn't be able to play bass with it stuck straight so I chose to have it bent instead. At the end of the day you do what you gotta do, not really any choice unless you consider laying down and dying a choice which i don't.

    And finally on genetics, sure you have to have the drive to do the work and get great but if you aren't born with the right tools you'll only be able to get to a certain point and that is it. Luckily in music it doesn't matter as truly great songs have been written that are beyond simple to play but I fully accept that if I played 20 hours a day I'd never be able to do some of the things Geddly and Sheenan do simply because they have a longer reach. Its like how scientists can tell you whether you'll be a marathon runner or a sprinter by simply seeing which muscles you have, the long distance runners have muscles that don't build up lactic acid like most folks do while sprinters have muscles that burn fuel like crazy which quickly builds the lactic acid (thus making them worthless for distance) but gives them an advantage in sprints. I remember an interview with Van Halen where they asked Eddie if he could have anything what it would be and he said "an extra finger on my left hand" because even he had things he couldn't do

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  34. Re:Wow... by mattr · · Score: 1

    Relax. I am a developer and have no interest in destroying the software industry, even if I could.
    All I am saying is that critical vulnerabilities can be patched without sliding 100s of mb of crap in with them, and without creating artificial barriers to adoption.
    Your suggestion "I would be able to sue" is both incorrect and misunderstands my point (or I was unclear, if so sorry). I didn't mean "force a website to do x". I meant "provide guidelines" and if you want to stretch it, you can grade a site on whether it is delivering malware of old libraries that are known to be broken. Not that it would be useful to many people.
    Also your statement "products become obsolete"? Sure. But if you continue to distribute them then what. I don't expect a small software company to commit resources enough to drive them into bankruptcy. But I am saying that if much of the country is running on hacked machines then a company as big as MS could do something about it, and if they can't then perhaps it would be a good use of tax dollars to ensure that they can. Also, the person who determines if a product is obsolete or not is the end-user. Not the vendor. If someone is using Windows XP without any problem for their purpose, why are you going to force them to scrap their computer and buy some more powerful one to run Windows 8 or whatever? Why not instead, if there are known vulnerabilities, at least provide patches to them? (There is at least one project which does this, for linux, I believe.)
    Sorry if I was unclear. I do not support any draconian control of the industry by the government. But I do think that if a company grows as big as Microsoft or Oracle, that holding back patches until 50 have been accumulated, requiring 300MB of downloads or else a system is not "secure", and assigning a very short end of life instead of simply writing patches (only for security issues) is not in the realm of the fantastic.