North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike

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North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike

Posted by timothy on Thursday March 7, 2013 @01:46AM from the pirate-bay-is-next dept.

jppiiroinen writes "North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive nuclear strike, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country."

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First strike! by Anonymous Coward · 2013-03-07 01:47 · Score: 5, Funny

You dead, yankee scum!
1. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · 2013-03-07 02:32 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  US responds with 300 unmanned DRONES ...
  Holy Moly, we successfully cloned Dennis Rodman 300 times?!?
2. Re:First strike! by Xest · 2013-03-07 04:25 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  "But China's come of age, is a major world power. They're finding N. Korea's crap annoying lately."
  I like the idea of China's leaders putting it to Kim Jong Un exactly like this in a text message or something. Like a pair of teenage lovers that grew up together and grew apart.
  "Dear Kim, we're finding your crap annoying lately. Grow up."
3. Re:First strike! by bitt3n · 2013-03-07 05:04 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Not likely. China is growing tired of Peyongyang's shenanigans.
  I think as diplomatic policy the US should start referring to their tricks as pyongyanigans.
  
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The president should do an address by h4rr4r · 2013-03-07 01:50 · Score: 5, Funny

The president should make an address and announce the following message for Kim jong Un "Come at me bro".
1. Re:The president should do an address by dintech · 2013-03-07 02:06 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Maybe more like "go and boil your bottom you son of a silly person" which is appropriate given that a North Korean nuclear strike against the US has as much chance as a "fart in your general direction".
Rodman by Anonymous Coward · 2013-03-07 01:50 · Score: 5, Funny

Whelp, guess obama and Jong Un aren't gonna have that lovely conversation about basketball I was oh-so waiting for. /sarcasm
Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by dmbasso · 2013-03-07 01:57 · Score: 5, Funny

Wow, that's so easy! I hope you become general!

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Will by mybeat · 2013-03-07 02:05 · Score: 5, Funny

"Nuclear launch detected!" be followed by: "Battle-cruiser operational"?
Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · 2013-03-07 02:14 · Score: 4, Funny

The harshest sanctions yet? Are the UN planning to make a *gasp* sternly worded phone-call?
Dune is fictional by Kupfernigk · 2013-03-07 03:08 · Score: 2, Funny

Why would I go to a right-wing, pro-Fascist science fiction novel full of grand guignol guff for advice on military policy?

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communism, schmommunism... by Thud457 · 2013-03-07 03:23 · Score: 4, Funny

Why do you think China's building all those ghost cities? Simple speculation run amok? pshaw!

If the DPRK's leadership would let the peasants go, China could probably accommodate them in the spare guestroom while they invest in remodeling NK on a China model. Once they're all safely chained to their workbenches building eyephones and have enough to eat, Bob's your uncle.

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Scandinavia by WilyCoder · 2013-03-07 04:50 · Score: 4, Funny

A Scandinavian country should invade and conquer North Korea. Then we can call it Norse Korea.