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Russians Find "New Bacteria" In Lake Vostok

tverbeek writes "Russian scientists believe they have found a new type of bacteria in the sub-glacial Lake Vostok. From the article: 'The samples obtained from the underground lake in May 2012 contained a bacteria which bore no resemblance to existing types, said Sergei Bulat of the genetics laboratory at the Saint Petersburg Institute of Nuclear Physics. "After putting aside all possible elements of contamination, DNA was found that did not coincide with any of the well-known types in the global database," he said. "We are calling this life form unclassified and unidentified," he added.'"

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  1. uh-oh. by new+death+barbie · · Score: 1, Funny

    this is bad, I just know it.

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    1. Re:uh-oh. by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's fine, they're not Norwegian

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    2. Re:uh-oh. by spazdor · · Score: 3, Funny

      In other news, Madagascar has shut down all ports.

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  2. It might actually be really old! by Sla$hPot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyways, let us see what happens to the crew before allow them to go home

  3. Re:"life form unclassified" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If in two hundred years we still have the history channel then we have need for a zombie plague.

  4. Life form unclassified? For pete's sake... by RandomUsername99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Make sure that nobody on the team that goes down there to further investigate is wearing a red shirt!

  5. Re:SCIENCE! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's poetry in motion
    She turned her tender eyes to me
    As deep as any ocean
    As sweet as any harmony

  6. Re:this is unimpressive by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not exactly sure if this invalidates your comment, but Uranus is not believed to have a distinct surface underneath its atmosphere. The most popular model suggests that it just gets denser and denser, culminating in a rapidly-spinning mantle-ocean of water, ammonia, and other gasses long before the actual rocky core.

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  7. Re:SCIENCE! by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Burma shave.

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  8. Oh, what the trek! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."

  9. Re:SCIENCE! by noh8rz10 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are calling this life form unclassified and unidentified," he added.'"

    shittiest name ever!

  10. Re:SCIENCE! by Roman+Coder · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are calling this life form unclassified and unidentified," he added.'"

    shittiest name ever!

    Could be worse. Could be 'Odo'.

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  11. Re:"life form unclassified" by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Funny

    other hobbies include: taking over a host organisms brain stem and seeking out anything that moves and doesn't smell dead. Ability to sustain motor control after death of cells.