Russians Find "New Bacteria" In Lake Vostok
tverbeek writes "Russian scientists believe they have found a new type of bacteria in the sub-glacial Lake Vostok. From the article: 'The samples obtained from the underground lake in May 2012 contained a bacteria which bore no resemblance to existing types, said Sergei Bulat of the genetics laboratory at the Saint Petersburg Institute of Nuclear Physics.
"After putting aside all possible elements of contamination, DNA was found that did not coincide with any of the well-known types in the global database," he said. "We are calling this life form unclassified and unidentified," he added.'"
I love living in a world where the regular headlines sound like the start of a decent sci fi adventure.
Now let's just hope this puppy doesn't get out of the lab and become a sci-fi/horror. Two hundred years from now it could be on the History Channel as "Zombie Plagues from the Past".
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Anyways, let us see what happens to the crew before allow them to go home
I think you meant to say, "In Soviet Russia, bacteria finds you!"
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Make sure that nobody on the team that goes down there to further investigate is wearing a red shirt!
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I don't think it's published yet. TFA mentions "less than" 86% DNA "similarity", which I think was supposed to be 86% 16S RNA homology, in which case, the bacterium has been separated from the nearest known species for at least 700 million years.
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This find keeps hope alive for finding life in lakes on the outer planets. Very cool! This is why I like Slashdot, news like this.
I'm not exactly sure if this invalidates your comment, but Uranus is not believed to have a distinct surface underneath its atmosphere. The most popular model suggests that it just gets denser and denser, culminating in a rapidly-spinning mantle-ocean of water, ammonia, and other gasses long before the actual rocky core.
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Actually, there's a pretty good chance it'll die off before then. It's been isolated for at least half a million years (possibly a lot longer), and their drill bit was contaminated with at least sixteen species of other bacteria. You get the picture—entropy, genies, bottles, et cetera.
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"In Soviet Russia, we infect bacteria"
Table-ized A.I.
Did Big Foot find it by using magic crystals to communicate with aliens who have the technology to find bacteria?
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"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."
Table-ized A.I.
We are calling this life form unclassified and unidentified," he added.'"
shittiest name ever!
I didn't get nervous until I re-read the summary and noticed that the Russians seem to have categorized their genetics research program under Nuclear Physics.
In other news, Madagascar has shut down all ports.
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We are calling this life form unclassified and unidentified," he added.'"
shittiest name ever!
Could be worse. Could be 'Odo'.
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I think there was a debate about this already, a meteorite from Mars found in Antarctica that had fossilized microbial bacteria
not a remake, a prequel. (whose timeline ends literally 5 seconds before the start of the original).
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Just dress it up in Latin -
Inexploratus incognitus
Sounds much more erudite.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
The worst (?) part is that I didn't get any funny moderations.
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I thought it was Myanmar now.
More like Nuclear Chemistry if you ask me. Where else is the Chromosomal DNA found?
Thank God I, Mr. Pedantic, got here just in time, to ruin your joke with unsolicited facts: bacteria do not have a cell nucleus.
The worst (?) part is that I didn't get any funny moderations.
No, the *worst* part is that it's now "Score:5, Informative".
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