Giant Robotic Jellyfish Unveiled by Researchers
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, an anonymous reader writes in with news about a giant robot jellyfish. As if there weren't enough real jellyfish around to trigger our thalassophobia, researchers at Virginia Tech have created Cryo -- an eight-armed autonomous robot that mimics jelly movement with the help of a flexible silicone hat. The man-sized jellybot altogether dwarfs previous efforts, hence the upgrade from small tank to swimming pool for mock field tests. And unlike the passively propelled bots we've seen recently, Cryo runs on batteries, with the researchers hoping to better replicate the energy-efficient nature of jelly movement to eventually increase Cryo's charge cycle to months instead of hours. That's also the reason these robotic jellyfish are getting bigger -- because the larger they are, the further they can go."
"NO! I designed the Giant Robotic Jellyfish of Death to help mankind, not destroy it!" --Dr. Death
"These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined" --Homer re:
Go Go Godzilla!
I, for one, welcome our robotic, aquatic overlords.
Admit it, you want to have your brain transplanted into one of these, along with Wi-Fi, and you'll spend the rest of your days happily exploring and blogging about it.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
DARPA is working on it.
No, that would drain the batteries. Instead they're just going to mount a gun.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the continual advancement of science, but... why? What useful purpose could a giant, robot jellyfish possibly serve?
From TFA:
Potential uses include ocean monitoring
.. which we already have, and better methods at that.
perhaps clearing oil spills,
Again, not a novel concept, and the methods we have in place now (partially thanks to the Deepwater Horizon disaster) seem to work pretty well (since oil tends to sit on the surface of the water, what good would an underwater robot do, anyway?)
...the US Navy, which is funding the work, sees an opportunity to recruit jellies for underwater surveillance -- a job the researchers say is suited to their natural-looking disguise.
Riiiiiight... like a 10-foot diameter silicon disk with a flashy-flashy LED on the top is going to fool anybody...
Seriously, I think "Because we thought it would be cool, and wanted to prove that we could" would be a more reasonable excuse than the ones posited above.
An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
....giant squid. And if there's any justice in this world, Dave Gibbons will be the lead visual designer on them.
That would be an awesome band name.
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Come on! It's a jellyfish. If you're going to arm it, arm it with stingers.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Make it solar powered, thing could go forever!
Yeah, until some shark took a bite out of it.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
From what I've read, it looks like they want it to look more and more like a Jellyfish. I wonder how they will keep it from getting eaten?
Ol' Rick Dawson had a farm EIEIO
Dear Everyone-that-wants-to-post-something,
Vimeo sucks balls. Please stop.
You might as well just stream it off your desktop. No, wait, you might have taken that suggestion seriously. That was a joke, that's probably the only video service that would actually suck worse than Vimeo.
Thanks,
-Styopa
-Styopa
Solar power doesn't work well at any depth. (I doubt that it would be practical 10 m. down, much less 300 m.
I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
Welcome our new Giant Robot Jellyfish Overloads and... oh never mind