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North Korea Declares a State of War
paysonwelch writes "North Korea has declared a state of war against South Korea, stating that neither peace nor war has ended. Quoting the news release via Reuters: '1. From this moment, the north-south relations will be put at the state of war and all the issues arousing between the north and the south will be dealt with according to the wartime regulations.' The DPRK goes on to say that this will be a 'blitz' war and that they will regain control of the south, and destroy U.S. bases in the process."
Great line from the declaration: "[The U.S.] should clearly know that in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past." A senior U.S. official called this statement "pot-banging and chest-thumping." The official said, "North Korea is in a mindset of war, but North Korea is not going to war."
Hey there, Moderator here, I haven't blocked his ip range because I can't see his ip range nor can I block ip ranges. All I can do is moderate, that's kind of the job of moderators, there is no moderator staff all slashdot members (with actual accounts) are potential moderators. The editors might could block his range but slashdot is an open forum ie no censor ship. Now go piss up a fucking rope you moron.
Congratulation on coming over as more moronic as the real mods here. Which, by the way, are heartily invited to die in a fire due to utter incompetence.
Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
I'm just waiting to hear that all these posts have secretly been part of a long-running ARG that is just going over everyone's head. I imagine some marketing monkey somewhere, desperately - furiously pasting these posts and hoping and praying that someone gets it soon.
At least it's more entertaining, anyway.
Patience is a virtue, but haste is my life.