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Open Sauce Foundation Created
First time accepted submitter TekTek writes "In response to the growing proliferation of the use of "secret sauce" as a vehicle for entrepreneurs', venture capitalists', and investment bankers' thinly veiled proprietary machinations, a global consortium of premium condiment manufacturers has launched the Open Sauce Foundation (OSF). Founding members include McIlhenny Company (producer of Tabasco brand pepper sauce), Huy Fong Foods (producer of "Rooster Brand" Sriracha sauce), and Kikkoman (producer of Kikkoman brand Soy Sauce). The new foundation's stated aim is not only to uphold the virtues of buying worthy sauce manufacturers' products, but to demonstrate to the tech, financial, and media communities that "Open" companies, and condiments, can, and do, assume leadership roles in their respective markets."
Sounds like all open source projects in Boston
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I am officially gone from
It's a stupid April Fools gimmick...
*facepalm*
"Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
Wait, let me get me Google Glasses.
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I am so tired of every news site thinking they have to come up with clever April Fool's Day articles. Today is going to be a long day.
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
Where's the pink pages? Where's the OMG ponies? Where's the cuteness of fvcking with the CSS and some actual intelligence behind an April Fool's day joke? /., eh?
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It's kind of like letting the pointy-haired bosses write a comedy script by committee, zat's what you get with the new
To be fair, this could easily be just another summary approved by Timothy.
With the quality of /. lately I'm surprised we don't get more that read like this one (in fact, sometimes we do).
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Ah, yes ... it's ignore Slashdot day again. Time to find something else to read today.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
What we need is glasses that decrypt "Whiter whites! Brighter brights!" into "We added a little more bleach, a bucketload of fragrance, and slapped it in a fancier box in order to charge you more."
Thanks for posting on ignore Slashdot day
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
But... the future refused to change.
Except here, for we have replaced "midnight" with "naan"...
We have? I'm going to have to have words with the owner of the Punjabi restaurant across the street, they close at 9...
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Unless you're eating late-night Indian food, 'naan' is not an acceptable replacement for 'midnight'.
If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Iä! Shub-Niggurath!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.