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Open Sauce Foundation Created
First time accepted submitter TekTek writes "In response to the growing proliferation of the use of "secret sauce" as a vehicle for entrepreneurs', venture capitalists', and investment bankers' thinly veiled proprietary machinations, a global consortium of premium condiment manufacturers has launched the Open Sauce Foundation (OSF). Founding members include McIlhenny Company (producer of Tabasco brand pepper sauce), Huy Fong Foods (producer of "Rooster Brand" Sriracha sauce), and Kikkoman (producer of Kikkoman brand Soy Sauce). The new foundation's stated aim is not only to uphold the virtues of buying worthy sauce manufacturers' products, but to demonstrate to the tech, financial, and media communities that "Open" companies, and condiments, can, and do, assume leadership roles in their respective markets."
Have some of this.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
Sounds like all open source projects in Boston
Qribhg Pngubyvpf jbeyqjvqr fubhyq or bssraqrq, nf gurl bccbfr gur hfr bs pbaqvzragf.
I am officially gone from
Such effective cryptography!!!
It's a stupid April Fools gimmick...
Put big fucking X marks on the side of posts of people who obviously haven't read the earlier Rot13 post.
Yvahk/Havk hfref pna hfr gur sbyybjvat pbzznaq gb qrpbqr/rapbqr ebg13
ge n-mN-M a-mn-zA-MN-Z
*facepalm*
"Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
The first of April.
Wait, let me get me Google Glasses.
BZTCbavrf!!
I actually miss /. on this day.
I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
I am so tired of every news site thinking they have to come up with clever April Fool's Day articles. Today is going to be a long day.
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
Where's the pink pages? Where's the OMG ponies? Where's the cuteness of fvcking with the CSS and some actual intelligence behind an April Fool's day joke? /., eh?
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It's kind of like letting the pointy-haired bosses write a comedy script by committee, zat's what you get with the new
It's ROT13 so there's any number of websites that will instantly "decrypt" it for you, but really, it's a gag article that's not worth the effort.
It's sad that the height of slashdot april foolery was the Ponies skin.
We implemented Internet load-shedding at our university one April Fools.
Trying to become famous by taking photos. Visit my homepage please.
whooooosh!
Bu, vg vf nobhg sbbq. V gubhtug gung vg jnf nobhg wbxrf naq gung BFS jnf: Bppnfvbanyyl Fnhpl wbxrf ner Shaal.
jarfr oiausdf jjhqewr nkkzxv lam tweet indremo orly wtfx.
Singularity: a belief in the "God" idea with the "demiurge" relation inverted.
Yeah, but /. at least has (or had) a history of some interesting and playful pranks. Not quite as lame as today's is. Mine's double secure, I ROT-13'ed it twice!
Heh... I'm happy to say that I thought my aging Ubuntu install actually has "rot13" installed by default, but then I realized it was just an alias for "tr" that I'd stuck in my .bashrc file many years ago. It's been a while....
Your Servant, B. Baggins
To be fair, this could easily be just another summary approved by Timothy.
With the quality of /. lately I'm surprised we don't get more that read like this one (in fact, sometimes we do).
"I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with this "stunt"..."
Whatever it was, I think you need to smoke some of it ;)
Oh no... it's the future.
I wish I can mod you up for that :)
Did anyone else get a 503 error for a few minutes trying to access /. btw ?
You are assuming they are in your timezone, or that for some reason your time zone should have priority. There are plenty of timezones where it is not yet midday, and it is perfectly reasonable for the editors to give their own time zone precedence.
Self proclaimed typo king, and inventor of the bear destroying coffee table (patent not pending).
I did not know "incompetence" was a synonym for "time zone."
Vs V chg guerr tabzrf arkg gb zl gbzngb cynagf, jbhyq xrgpuhc V znxr or cebgrpgrq haqre gur 3 tabzr yvprafr. Jung nobhg gur rapelcgrq rys sbhaqngvba ?
Ab, vg'f n fghcvq Ncevy Sbbyf tvzzvpx.
Ah, yes ... it's ignore Slashdot day again. Time to find something else to read today.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
I think so...I'm very, *very* slow... :-L
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
It's been considered a synonym ever since Daylight Savings Time was invented.
You'd think they would have ROT-13'd the headlines as well!
But no, /. half-asses it again.
Go on, citizen, stamp the vote card. R or D, your choice.
First time accepted submitter tektek writes
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"In response to the growing proliferation of the use of "secret sauce" as a vehicle for entrepreneurs', venture capitalists', and investment bankers' thinly veiled proprietary machinations, a global consortium of premium condiment manufacturers has launched the open sauce foundation (osf). Founding members include mcilhenny company (producer of tabasco brand pepper sauce), huy fong foods (producer of "rooster brand" sriracha sauce), and kikkoman (producer of kikkoman brand soy sauce). The new foundation's stated aim is not only to uphold the virtues of buying worthy sauce manufacturers' products, but to demonstrate to the tech, financial, and media communities that "open" companies, and condiments, can, and do, assume leadership roles in their respective markets."
ROT13 Decryption is relatively easy. Do it 2 or 3 Times, or don't use only a shift of 13, then you might have something
Why not have:
"SAHH DAU PDANA OHWODZKPPAN."
Clue:
I do NOT think two 11s would make a GOOD 7.
We use to do this in ARG's. The Clue would read Negative 11 and a Positive 7 were used.
Load up a ROT13 decryption site like ,web.forret.com/tools/rot13.asp.
Use shift 7 decryption then copy the results and use a -11 shift a decryption and you get
Well, find out yourself.
How strange- a US-based site going on the schedule of US time zones. How dare they?
You weren't going to RTFA anyway.
GENERATION 26: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
...it downloads Bieber's back catalogue! NO DON'T!
Operation Guillotine is in effect.
What we need is glasses that decrypt "Whiter whites! Brighter brights!" into "We added a little more bleach, a bucketload of fragrance, and slapped it in a fancier box in order to charge you more."
It's not the first of April. Might take several hours, but you'll eventually see that I'm right.
rewriting history since 2109
It's a substitution cipher:
Plain: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Cipher: nopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklm
The post reads:
First time accepted submitter TekTek writes
"In response to the growing proliferation of the use of "secret sauce" as a vehicle for entrepreneurs', venture capitalists', and investment bankers' thinly veiled proprietary machinations, a global consortium of premium condiment manufacturers has launched the Open Sauce Foundation (OSF). Founding members include McIlhenny Company (producer of Tabasco brand pepper sauce), Huy Fong Foods (producer of "Rooster Brand" Sriracha sauce), and Kikkoman (producer of Kikkoman brand Soy Sauce). The new foundation's stated aim is not only to uphold the virtues of buying worthy sauce manufacturers' products, but to demonstarate to the tech, financial, and media communities the "Open" companies, and condiments, can, and do, assume leadership roles in thir respective markets."
"It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad."
Yes, clever, except that everyone knows the makers of Sriracha sauce sue anybody trying to use the name, even hot-sauce makers from the town of Si Racha. That's the very antithesis of open.
"Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
Well, it would be the same as having googlasses do "on-the-fly decrypting" of QR-codes in your glasses field of view so that you have the web-page or URL it links to automatically flashing in yo' goo-goggles. Or doing the same auto-linking for UPC codes on products, or ISBN numbers if you look at a magazine or a book.
;>)
It's like being able to carry around a cueCat with you at all times and using it to scan everything and immediately getting the linked web-page or associated web-searches. Goo-glasses just takes the hassle of carrying the CueCat + laptop + internet-access-portal-device with you into the coolness-of-being-a-hipster-dude who wears funky glasses!
Open Source, from Boston
There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
Thanks for posting on ignore Slashdot day
I'm in Springfield, Missouri, United States of America. The local time is 09:22 (GMT-06:00DST-05:00).
By the way, in America, April Fool's Day is a free-for-all up until the clock strikes midnight. Except here, for we have replaced "midnight" with "naan", just as we replaced "midday" with "noon".
I just realized that the ROT13 text looks a lot like the incantation to summon Cthulhu. I would suggest that people be a little more careful with using ROT13 (note that it even has 13 in the name). Who knows what sort of elder horror might be summoned.
un-ALTERED reproduction and dissimination of this IMPORTANT information is ENCOURAGED
Weaksauce foundation, /. style. The shark, it has been jumped years ago.
Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
"In response to the growing proliferation of the use of "secret sauce" as a vehicle for entrepreneurs', venture capitalists', and investment bankers' thinly veiled proprietary machinations, a global consortium of premium condiment manufacturers has launched the Open Sauce Foundation (OSF). Founding members include McIlhenny Company (producer of Tabasco brand pepper sauce), Huy Fong Foods (producer of "Rooster Brand" Sriracha sauce), and Kikkoman (producer of Kikkoman brand Soy Sauce). The new foundation's stated aim is not only to uphold the virtues of buying worthy sauce manufacturers' products, but to demonstrate to the tech, financial, and media communities that "Open" companies, and condiments, can, and do, assume leadership roles in their respective markets."
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
But... the future refused to change.
Fake news all day.
It is no longer funny.
I am only reminded that on April one, I look for an alternative site that is not shutdown for the day.
Not OP, but in a similar boat. While I see the "Click for a FREE PREVIEW of the decrypted version of this story!" link, it just takes me right back to this "encrypted" version. Curiously, I also see that link when not logged in.
"I'm not sure I like the fugnutish tone you used in your post!" -RogL (608926)-
Thank-you Slashdot, for being so lame on April Fool's that we can just ignore you and get some work done.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Except here, for we have replaced "midnight" with "naan"...
We have? I'm going to have to have words with the owner of the Punjabi restaurant across the street, they close at 9...
0 1 - just my two bits
Unless you're eating late-night Indian food, 'naan' is not an acceptable replacement for 'midnight'.
If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
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Uvf cyna jbexrq naq uvf fnhpr vf abj va cebqhpgvba. Ohg vg pna'g unir orra rnfl gb tvir lbhe frperg fnhpr erpvcr gb fbzr snzbhf ragercerarhe/vairfgbe va gur ubcr gung gurl jvyy abg evc lbh bss naq yrg lbh rnea n qrprag crafvba ba gur cebprrqf.
PS replies in ROT-26 please
To be, or not to be: isn't that quite logical, Slashdot Beta?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Iä! Shub-Niggurath!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
It's a stupid April Fools gimmick...
It is April 2nd in this part of the world and everything still looks like gobbledigook.
I had only just realized it was ignore Slashdot day. I assure you, I did for the remainder of the day. :-P
Lost at C:>. Found at C.