Soyuz Breaks Speed Record To ISS
Zothecula writes "A manned Soyuz spacecraft set a record for traveling to the International Space Station (ISS), arriving six hours after launch instead of the usual two days. Soyuz 34 lifted off from Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan on Friday, March 28 at 4:43 p.m. EDT (08:43 GMT) and docked with the ISS at 10: 28 PM EDT (03:28 GMT). It was able to catch up and match trajectories with the ISS in only four orbits using new techniques previously tested in ISS rendezvouses with Russian unmanned Progress cargo ships."
That run beats the previous record by quite a bit!
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Number of orbits: the assembly instruction count of spacecraft docking optimization.
Using new techniques the time for news event to slashdot front page has been decreased to four days.
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So is this a case of a new rendezvous record strictly for Soyuz?
I know launch trajectories are typically very closely tied to the capabilities of the launch vehicle; so is this just a new record for Soyuz, or were all launch vehicles (with the slightly different launch trajectories they are capable of) limited to the previous two days to rendezvous?
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I went to see what's ArsTechnica been up to lately, and holy cow has that site grown in the last couple of years! They have all the topics I'm interested in, and apparently, not days late. Also, they don't have contempt for their members.
So, I'm going to type in a random password for my Slashdot account and log out.
G'bye Slashdot editors, go fuck yirselves!
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It's a "joke".
HOE. LEE. SHIT. Slash accepts unicode now?
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
It's a fucking stupid April Fool's thing
Don't want Slashdot to change into Reddit. Large audience do not equate to quality. Go to Reddit if you want to see all the cute cat pictures- please don't change Slashdot into Reddit. Slashdot has its downsides- but it still (even after Dice bought it) remains the one website that I need to browse once a day. Also happy April's Fool day.
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Subtle. In the rythym of the overall broadcast. A few years ago they did a piece on Weekend Edition about how Bloomberg was pushing for a limited set of "authorized" ringtones in NYC to combat noise polution. I was having a not-sure-if-serious moment until the article ended and the promotional bumper indicated that the show received support from "Soylent" corporation. Hearing that ubiquitous NPR voice cheerily exclaim that "Soylent Green is People" had me out of my chair.
If we're going to dredge up old, irritating Usenet crap because it's 4/1, you could at least pretend that B1FF had been made into a Slashdot moderator. Then we could have two pages of ASCII art at the end of each slashpost, and make all the mobile RSS users cry.
You'll be back, just like the rest of us: slaves to some long distant memory of a once great site ;-)
And the best part of Ars Technica is that I don't see all this April 1st bull$#!+.
The editors thought it would be pretty hilarious to make Slashdot even more unusable for April Fools'. The OMG Ponies layout was a good one, because it didn't decrease the usability of the site. Putting Rot13 all over the home page is just stupid. I'm surprised they didn't encrypt the titles also, actually.
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HOE. LEE. SHIT. Slash accepts unicode now?
Not really, only some unicode characters with numbers smaller than 255. See this list. A small test: :34 :38 :39 :60 :62 :160 :161 :162 :163 :164 :165 ¦:166 :167 :168 ©:169 :170 :171 :172 :173 ®:174 :175 :176 ±:177 :178 :179 :180 :181 :182 :183 :184 :185 :186 :187 ¼:188 ½:189 ¾:190 :191 À:192 Á:193 Â:194 Ã:195 Ä:196 Å:197 Æ:198 Ç:199 È:200 É:201 Ê:202 Ë:203 Ì:204 Í:205 Î:206 Ï:207 Ð:208 Ñ:209 Ò:210 Ó:211 Ô:212 Õ:213 Ö:214 ×:215 Ø:216 Ù:217 Ú:218 Û:219 Ü:220 Ý:221 :222 ß:223 à:224 á:225 â:226 ã:227 ä:228 å:229 æ:230 ç:231 è:232 é:233 ê:234 ë:235 ì:236 í:237 î:238 ï:239 ð:240 ñ:241 ò:242 ó:243 ô:244 õ:245 ö:246 ÷:247 ø:248 ù:249 ú:250 û:251 ü:252 ý:253 :254 ÿ:255 :338
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Also, they don't have contempt for their members.
This is the funniest thing I've read for the whole of April Fool's. The contempt level is the same: You aren't a "member" - you're a product that is sold to the site's advertisers. In both cases, you've got the same status as a sheet of toilet paper: Your fate is to be covered in some ad executive's excrement and disposed of.
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Wait... Slashdot was great once?
Funny... it seems more or less the same as it has been since 1999. Was there a golden age of Slashdot in 1998?
1998, you are our only hope!
Eh, screw it. I like /. the way I've always known it: An RSS precursor that picks out a single, vaguely interesting story from news sources I otherwise find useless and never visit.
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Wait... Slashdot was great once?
Yes, once. Shortly after lunch, on the 27th of June 1996.
No, they're too incompetent to add full Unicode support. They tried it before and they failed at it horribly.
That was a good lunch. I had toast.
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Also fuck you.
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Yeah, but if they encrypted the titles, how would you tell if an article was posted to every other news site several days earlier, versus, um, ...whatever it is that Slashdot normally posts?
Never mind.
The fastest to ISS, but not the fastest docking ever... I believe that record belongs to Gemini 11 which docked on it's first orbit - 96 minutes after launch. Gemini 8 managed the first ever docking between spacecraft in orbit a mere six hours and thirty three minutes after launch.
In the past they've taken four days in order to allow the crew time to get used to weightlessness, and to check out the spacecraft - doubly important for Soyuz since it'll be there for months and doubles as the crew's escape pod. That being said, the 'express' profile has been chosen for no other reason than to save money on mission control personnel... (Though they're trying to spin it otherwise.) In reality, I suspect those controllers are employed year 'round, but the money is only debited from the ISS program when a Soyuz is in [active] flight - making any real savings illusory.
Well, here this place used to get at least daily posts from Carmack or Bruce Perens, or people from the Antartica missions, for example. Also, always good posts from the usual users from that time like jafac, Millenium, BoredAtWork and others. What ruined this place lately are the ridiculous and stupid flame wars between Android/Google fans and Apple/iOS fans that drop comment quality to Yahoo or Youtube levels, with some Microsoft or Samsung fans or shills for good measure.
But then you stumble with posts like this:
http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3604217&cid=43334125
and patience gets rewarded.
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You aren't a "member" - you're a product that is sold to the site's advertisers.
Adverts? This site has adverts? I never realized.
My grandfather has spent years in prison during Stalin times without any reason, hundreds of thousands of people were killed, tortured, repressed...
Shame he didn't imprison him sooner, like maybe before he had a chance to reproduce.
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Why is this funny?
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At the time, Windows was Windows 98 that security wise, was a POS, while Linux was making impressive inroads in the server area and, despite not being as polished, the distributions tailored at common users were really god, like Mandrake Linux. Outside the winmodems it had sometimes better hardware support than Windows at the time, so the discussions had more technical merits at the time than the ones we have now about the mayor OS's which are only about personal preferences really, and calling names with people that don't agree with you.
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My grandfather has spent years in prison during Stalin times without any reason, hundreds of thousands of people were killed, tortured, repressed...
Shame he didn't imprison him sooner, like maybe before he had a chance to reproduce.
Slashdot mods this up? Very representative.
Nope, wasn't modded up at all. It might just be that it starts at 2 in your view of things because I am a logged in user with high Karma and all my posts start like that (Slashdot also notifies me if any of my posts are modded up or down).
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