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How To Hunt a Cicada Smorgasbord

Posted by Unknown on from the goes-well-with-beer dept.

seagirlreed writes "During this year's cicada swarmageddon, make a cicada smorgasbord by selecting the tastiest bugs from the richest cicada hunting grounds. They taste like asparagus!"

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  1. "They taste like asparagus!" by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, in Japan, parents tell their children that chicken tastes just like squid.

  2. Taste like asparagus? by DougOtto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they make your pee stink?

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  3. Know what goes well with a Cicada smorgasbord? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing

    1. Re:Know what goes well with a Cicada smorgasbord? by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

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  4. The economy isn't that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The economy isn't that bad. Yet.

  5. Re:Why not? by Antipater · · Score: 4, Funny

    other nasty shit that makes these bugs seem like steak.

    Yeah, like asparagus!

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  6. I guessing none of you have ever tried them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it doesn't come from a factory of some sort it can't be food ...