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The ATF Wants To Know Who Your Friends Are

i_want_you_to_throw_ writes "You have a Friend Request from: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms... 'Confirm'? 'Not Now'? Seriously, the ATF won't try to friend you on Facebook. The ATF doesn't just want a huge database to reveal everything about you with a few keywords. It wants one that can find out who you know. According to a recent solicitation from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, the bureau is looking to buy a 'massive online data repository system' for its Office of Strategic Intelligence and Information (OSII)."

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  1. Convenience Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a truely free country the ATF would be a convenience store and not a government agency. In a free country you would be able to buy your alcohol, tobacco, firearms AND explosives from an ATF convenience store.

    1. Re:Convenience Store by djl4570 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ahhh .. Deluxe Liquor and Sporting Goods in Roseville, Ca. How I miss thee. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (Both rifles and handguns) in one convenient stop. Store closed years ago but the memories live on.

  2. Looking for cliques in all of the places. by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 3, Informative
    Are they looking for cliques in all of the wrong places? Or are they attempting to subvert the system by turning everyone into a suspect because of their "degree of association" to criminal elements, smugglers, and terrorists just because everyone is linked to everyone else?
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    So I guess that ATF just heard about cliques and graph theory. Perhaps knowing the degree of bacon-ness would tell them that this approach to a friend-of-a-friend is useless. As everyone knows, the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Conjecture" posits that every-one in filmdom is on a path of length at most 6 away from being in a film with Kevin Bacon (link to him yourself, if you want, he's less than 6 degrees away).
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    So if Baconicity holds true in all of life instead of just in the film industry graph, then any individual can be linked to a criminal within less than six steps. Oh-my-godzies, we're all linked to criminals!! We all have gang ties!! We're all affiliated with Terrorists!! That linkage list shows it!! It must be true!!! Lock us all up, for our own goods!
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    If that sounds ridiculous, that's because it is ridiculous. But that won't stop the government from claiming it to be true and useful and actually use it in courts of law. Shheeeeesh. It's like the old canard about "cocaine residue on money": -- most paper currency in the USA has cocaine residue on it
    -- even national geographic Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills confirms this to be true

    Yet the government often tried to try (yes, prosecute = to try a case) people for being drug couriers/smugglers/kingpins because the money found on their person had drug residue on it. Unfortunately, the penetrance of drug residue on money is so high that there is not a reliable way to link the person's drug use with the drugs found on the money. See statistics 101 to figure that out.

    1. Re:Looking for cliques in all of the places. by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "So?" you ask? Look at the links about drug residue on money, and look up how little science and statistics is behind the so-called "accuracy of identification with fingerprints". The point is that the government is very likely to use long-path lengths to indict/accuse/try/convict people even when there is no evidence.
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      I posit that they are using these scientifically useless approaches to flim-flam judges and grand-juries into rubber-stamping warrant requests based on these flimsy pretexts being their probable cause. I say this because this is exactly what they did for drug residue on money. This is exactly what they do when they claim that their drug-sniffing dogs have detected the scent of (ultimately) non-existent drugs. This abuse of process has occurred. And I say that this is subverting true science for the ability to cover their over-reaching for issues of probable cause when no probable cause exists
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      Armand Jean du Plessis said in his role as Cardinal Richelieu: âoeIf you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang himâ (look it up). This is what they are doing here. Trying to find dirt in everyone, so that when they want to get you, they've got a so-called valid "probable cause" for doing so. --- sez paranoid me. ;>)

    2. Re:Looking for cliques in all of the places. by anagama · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is what they are doing here. Trying to find dirt in everyone, so that when they want to get you, they've got a so-called valid "probable cause" for doing so. --- sez paranoid me. ;>)

      Here, this book will help you feed that (rational) paranoia:
      http://www.threefeloniesaday.com/Youtoo/tabid/86/Default.aspx

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      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
  3. Best friends? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jim Beam, Philip Morris, and the brothers Smith and Wesson, of course.

  4. Keep your friends close by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Keep your friends close but keep ATF closer.

    AFAIK FB 'friends' in most cases are not exactly what one would consider to be a friend IRL. I mean if you have 1000 friends, what does that mean?

    An old tale:

    A young man decided to get married, he was busy and asked his father to call 50 people on a list. He said "these are my friends, can you call them and invite them for the wedding ceremony?" The father agreed.
    On his wedding day the son confronted his father "I asked you to call all of my friends", "and so I did", "but there were 50 people on my list and I only see 15". "Son, I called all 50 people and told each one of them that you have a problem and you need help and they should meet with you in this exact location at this exact time, so don't worry, all your friends are here now".

    Back to the story: of-course government wants to know everything about you, don't you understand, it's for the collective good.

  5. New Proposal by cosm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I propose an open-source decentralized big-data platform for tracking all politicians, their movements, who they talk to, where they've been, they're locations, their correspondence (that's public), their donations, criminal backgrounds, known associations, and everything about them in an easily searchable, index-able manner.

    Who wants to work on this with me! Seriously people we could do this in a legal way and that would be something that COULD make a difference. Probably not but worth a try...

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    'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
  6. Terror Wins by b4upoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ATF wanting such a database is like terror turned inward. Are we really in such danger that we need all kinds of agencies studying the public? I think it is a bit much. And I am very aware that such information has been compiled, one way or another, since at least the 1950s..

  7. Say hello ... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... to my little friend!

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  8. The joke is on the ATF by trout007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't have friends.

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    I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
  9. When has it gone too far? by Feyshtey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When will the public finally decide that the US Govt has gone too far? Honestly I would have thought it'd been years ago. The left was going batshit crazy 6+ years ago about the imperialistic Bush administration, but apparently the new flavor of crazy this administration is pulling is all hunky dory.

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    "But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it,..." - Nancy Pelosi
    1. Re:When has it gone too far? by Feyshtey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So in summary;
      The left theorizes that giving this President more power is not as harmfull as if it were Bush because this President is more responsible.

      The problem is that the left hasnt the foresight to recognize that the American public is entirely capable of electing someone equally or exponentialy worse than Bush.

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      "But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it,..." - Nancy Pelosi
    2. Re:When has it gone too far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The one good thing that is happening is that a lot of people who voted for Obama are starting to see that the emperor truly has no clothes:

      His platform of peace and ending wars has turned into more wars. His economic recovery consists of an inflated stock market propped up by printing $3,000,000,000 a day and a "falling" unemployment number caused by 9,400,000 people leaving the work force since he took office and more each month. His promise of transparent government has turned into a total farce. He throws a bone to drug-rights or gay-rights activists just often enough to keep them strung along. He continues the wars on the first, fourth and fifth amendments that Bush started, and now he's added a war on the second.

      Come January 20, 2017 so many people on the left are going to be absolutely fed up with him. Hopefully the people on the right will maintain their anger, direct it towards the new (R) president, and together they can be mad enough at the government to get something changed.

      I mean really changed this time.

      Not Obama "changed."

  10. The ATF needs a slapdown by kawabago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Their goals are ridiculous in free country. A country isn't free if it's government knows what everyone is doing all the time. Besides that, why weren't they asking for this information 10 or 20 years ago? People had connections in the past but the government never sought to know everyone's. The only result of all this total information awareness so far is to find out the CIA Director was having an affair. Billions of dollars could be better spent on infrastructure.

  11. My friends? by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My friends are anyone who upholds the bill of rights. Sounds like that doesn't include anyone in the ATF.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."