The ATF Wants To Know Who Your Friends Are
i_want_you_to_throw_ writes "You have a Friend Request from: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms... 'Confirm'? 'Not Now'? Seriously, the ATF won't try to friend you on Facebook. The ATF doesn't just want a huge database to reveal everything about you with a few keywords. It wants one that can find out who you know. According to a recent solicitation from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, the bureau is looking to buy a 'massive online data repository system' for its Office of Strategic Intelligence and Information (OSII)."
In a truely free country the ATF would be a convenience store and not a government agency. In a free country you would be able to buy your alcohol, tobacco, firearms AND explosives from an ATF convenience store.
"People" (I mean that in the loosest sense) here don't got no friends anyways.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
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So I guess that ATF just heard about cliques and graph theory. Perhaps knowing the degree of bacon-ness would tell them that this approach to a friend-of-a-friend is useless. As everyone knows, the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Conjecture" posits that every-one in filmdom is on a path of length at most 6 away from being in a film with Kevin Bacon (link to him yourself, if you want, he's less than 6 degrees away).
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So if Baconicity holds true in all of life instead of just in the film industry graph, then any individual can be linked to a criminal within less than six steps. Oh-my-godzies, we're all linked to criminals!! We all have gang ties!! We're all affiliated with Terrorists!! That linkage list shows it!! It must be true!!! Lock us all up, for our own goods!
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If that sounds ridiculous, that's because it is ridiculous. But that won't stop the government from claiming it to be true and useful and actually use it in courts of law. Shheeeeesh. It's like the old canard about "cocaine residue on money": -- most paper currency in the USA has cocaine residue on it
-- even national geographic Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills confirms this to be true
Yet the government often tried to try (yes, prosecute = to try a case) people for being drug couriers/smugglers/kingpins because the money found on their person had drug residue on it. Unfortunately, the penetrance of drug residue on money is so high that there is not a reliable way to link the person's drug use with the drugs found on the money. See statistics 101 to figure that out.
Jim Beam, Philip Morris, and the brothers Smith and Wesson, of course.
Keep your friends close but keep ATF closer.
AFAIK FB 'friends' in most cases are not exactly what one would consider to be a friend IRL. I mean if you have 1000 friends, what does that mean?
An old tale:
A young man decided to get married, he was busy and asked his father to call 50 people on a list. He said "these are my friends, can you call them and invite them for the wedding ceremony?" The father agreed.
On his wedding day the son confronted his father "I asked you to call all of my friends", "and so I did", "but there were 50 people on my list and I only see 15". "Son, I called all 50 people and told each one of them that you have a problem and you need help and they should meet with you in this exact location at this exact time, so don't worry, all your friends are here now".
Back to the story: of-course government wants to know everything about you, don't you understand, it's for the collective good.
You can't handle the truth.
I propose an open-source decentralized big-data platform for tracking all politicians, their movements, who they talk to, where they've been, they're locations, their correspondence (that's public), their donations, criminal backgrounds, known associations, and everything about them in an easily searchable, index-able manner.
Who wants to work on this with me! Seriously people we could do this in a legal way and that would be something that COULD make a difference. Probably not but worth a try...
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
I used to be friends with this guy named Tom, but I haven't talked to him since 2004.
The ATF wanting such a database is like terror turned inward. Are we really in such danger that we need all kinds of agencies studying the public? I think it is a bit much. And I am very aware that such information has been compiled, one way or another, since at least the 1950s..
Have gnu, will travel.
Seeing that our Government already did an end run around our First Amendment Rights to Freedom of Association in 1950 with the Red Scare under a Republican President, it only goes to follow that we now embrace the Democrat's Gun Scare under Obama.
IT. IS. WHAT. THE. PEOPLE. WANT. AFTER. ALL.
I mean, haven't we already seen a handful of news organisations and blogs outing local gun owners to shame the thousands of gun owners and invite them to be harassed, assaulted or worse? Already, we rightly expell kids from the school system for pointing a finger and saying "pew pewpew" and even dodgeball is facing bannination from the school ground for it's abject violence -- and you better bury those FPS like CoD in your backyard before "we" find them.
Why you ask? Why not? Why not going after anyone who's ever used or owned a gun?
After all, they must be bad people -- and if you know someone who owns a gun, you are probably a pretty bad person your self.
So choose your Facebook friends wisely, or you might have to suffer the "consequences".
I don't have friends.
I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
When will the public finally decide that the US Govt has gone too far? Honestly I would have thought it'd been years ago. The left was going batshit crazy 6+ years ago about the imperialistic Bush administration, but apparently the new flavor of crazy this administration is pulling is all hunky dory.
"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it,..." - Nancy Pelosi
Actually, this would be version 3, and again, it would start under a Democratic Party president, although I don't know why that matters.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Scare
Their goals are ridiculous in free country. A country isn't free if it's government knows what everyone is doing all the time. Besides that, why weren't they asking for this information 10 or 20 years ago? People had connections in the past but the government never sought to know everyone's. The only result of all this total information awareness so far is to find out the CIA Director was having an affair. Billions of dollars could be better spent on infrastructure.
CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs
-- "At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1" -- PC Magazine, Nov. 1994
Palantir is the leader in this field, why not just go with them?
All the tools you need for swallowing up large ill-formed sources of information and dicing and slicing however you want.
Huh? Now Facebook is starting to make a bit more sense. Give them what they keep trying to get (access to everyone, everywhere, all the time) and you have what ATF (and the rest of the Government) are dying to get their claws on.
I didn't think that Zuckerman was smart enough to think this up all by his little self.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Surely the law making is Congress, the Republicans, and the laws being used is the Patriot Act, Republicans.
But, hey nice misdirect. Do you work for Fox?
I don't see any homophobia (that is, fear of homosexuals) in that comment.
My friends are anyone who upholds the bill of rights. Sounds like that doesn't include anyone in the ATF.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
The lefties were mad at Bush not for what he was doing, but because he was from The Other Guys(tm). He was one of the other tribe, so what he was doing was bad, and wrong, and evil and all that shit. Some people really believed this to an extreme extent. There were people saying Bush had setup FEMA death camps, would declare martial law and stop the election, that kind of thing.
Well now their guy is in power. Hence you see the same shit from the righties. All of a sudden stuff that under Bush was "necessary for our safety" and "reasonable" they are all bent out of shape and screaming about. You look around, you hear the same FEMA camp shit about Obama.
That's part of the problem is that many people have a "good guy, bad guy" view on politics right now so when their guys are doing things, those things are ok because their guys are the "good guys". That means that people who oppose things at one point will support them later.
Watch as everybody does nothing. Piece by piece - goodbye privacy hello criminal travesty.
Not to get off the watch list...
Anyway, I believe Facebook has a database they are willing to rent access to for a very reasonable fee. The ATF may also want to buy the MySpace database, but it's a few years out of date...
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I'm intrigued, do you really believe that, or do you dislike the Clintons so much to spread FUD, or are you just fishing?
Snopes: The Clinton Body Count
"On May 26, 2011, President Barack Obama used an Autopen to sign a four-year extension of three key provisions in the USA PATRIOT Act while he was in France: roving wiretaps, searches of business records (the "library records provision"), and conducting surveillance of "lone wolves" â" individuals suspected of terrorist-related activities not linked to terrorist groups."
This is an issue of freedom. As a card carrying, non pot-smoking, member of the Libertarian Party, I'm more than happy to point out the failures of Dems and Reps. Too bad people can't always see the real issue because their party politics blinds them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Act
Hmmm... For Bacon to have an Erdos number, Kevin Bacon would first have had to have a paper published with co-authors who could then be linked to Erd``os. But I do not believe that Kevin Bacon has published a paper. So we're right out on an Erd``os number for KB.
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But if we consider the concept of a joint Erdos-Bacon number which is the sum of an individual's Bacon number and their Erdos number, then we might be able to go somewhere. Those individuals with joint Bacon-Erdos numbers have a vertex on the Bacon graph and a vertex on the Erdos graph, thus allowing travel between the Bacon graph and the Erdos graph. The individual with the smallest Bacon-Erdos number would then be able to provide the shortest path from Kevin Bacon on the Bacon graph to Erdos on the Paul Erdos graph.
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A quick look at the Erdos-Bacon number article on wikipedia shows that the minimal Erdos-Bacon number (in their given examples) is held by Steven Strogatz, a professor at Cornell who has Bacon number 1 and Erdos number 3 with a combined Bacon-Erdos number of 4.
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Thus you can get from (0), Kevin Bacon, who was in a film (Connected: The Power of Six Degrees) with
(1) - Steven Strogatz, who published a paper with
(2) - Nadim Ali , who published a paper with
(3) - Peter Salamon, who published a paper with
(4) - Paul Erd''os . Thus a path is drawn.