Low Levels of Toxic Gas Found To Encourage Plant Growth
olsmeister writes "Hydrogen Sulfide is a toxic, flammable, foul-smelling gas that some theorize may have been at least partially responsible for some of Earth's mass extinctions, including the Permian-Triassic event, which killed well over half of the species on the planet. Now, thanks to a fortuitous accident, doctoral student at the University of Washington seems to have discovered that very low doses of the gas seems to greatly enhance plant growth, causing plants to germinate more quickly and grow larger. The finding could have far reaching implications for both food and biofuel production."
Too bad they missed the "low dose" part of the article. Texans...
I'm good for the environment, so screw you all! I'll take a shower every other month, just like nature intended. Oh, and I need some more eggs and beans, stat! Do it for the planet!
Is this the same stuff that was being experimented with for suspended animation?
Too early to be funny
This is not a case of Paracelsian "the dose makes the poison", these amounts are already harmful. Yet for the seeds, it's a hint that something bad happened to already grown plants in the area, and that if they germinate right now, they will have an opening they can grow unopposed into. This is a gamble, yeah -- the harmful agent might be still there in several days when it can possibly hurt the sapling, but considering how small a fraction of seeds get to produce a viable plant normally instead of being blocked by others, it's like Emperor's Day came early.
The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
causing plants to germinate more quickly and grow larger
So all we need to do is figure out a few genes to make h2s, splice them into a few rainforest trees, and let natural selection do the rest. Rainforest depletion problem solved.
give us more toxic food.
T.t..tooo soooon
I love to grow vegetables every summer here in my home.
It usually works like this:
1) Plant some seeds in fertile soil.
2) Water frequently.
3) Drink some beer.
4) Release some gas.
5) Watch the plants grow a little more.
6) Release some more gas...
7) watch the plants g.... oh well, you catch my win...drift, don't you? My plants sure do.
What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
What's toxic to a human probably isn't to a plant. Even water can lead to water intoxication when taken in too high a dose, whereas for even a very toxic substance such as snake venom there is a dose below which there is no detectable toxic effect.
Soon our atmosphere is destroyed by greedy companies using this gas to get a higher yield. Also many countries do not care about pollution at all. A lot of vegetables are grown in China. Imagine if they begin to use this gas on large scale.
Hopefully it will not happen, but greed can cause so much mess.
doctoral student at the University of Washington seems to have discovered
"doctoral student"? The poor guy doesn't even have a name?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Hydrogen Sulfide: They call it toxic; we call it life.
So, that stinky sulfurous gas that they produce may turn out to be good for something after all. And here was, thinking that they were just an enviro-weenie plot to reduce the performance of muscle cars by restricting the exhaust system.
Have gnu, will travel.
As far as I know (and even google claims I'm correct in think this), doesn't manure also generate H2S in a limited amount?
Ok the link between manure and growing food was maybe incomplete since they only thought the nutrients where mainly the nitrogen based compounds.
The only application I see is the hydro-culture vegetables/fruits here in Belgium and they already have no taste compared to real soil cultivated vegetables, and now they will get rotten egg taste?
Now we know where Gru can use his fart gun.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
Absorb how much? It's detectable by the Mk1 human nose at concentrations well below the lethal dose. Plus it's volatile, so most of it will boil off when you cook it.
It may stink your kitchen out a bit, but then so does cabbage.
But a soupcon of caution is in order - it's only one square on the periodic table away from DHMO, a known deadly substance.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
It would seem that this is not an entirely new discovery - paper from 2011 here:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3170546/
You just know those crazy homeopaths are going to pretend that this proves homeopathy...
Spraying a highly toxic gas (which cannot be smelled after it passes a certain threshold) over large areas of land? What could possibly go wrong? I know I'll sleep better at night knowing gas regulators never fail, nor do meters ever give inaccurate readings.
http://www.ehow.co.uk/list_7520940_effects-hydrogen-sulfide-plant-growth.html - noted as DIY tip way back in 1978 (30 parts per billion).
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3170546/ - full of references to similar work going back over 40 years.
Who didn't know this already? Not like it matters since it seems to be so dangerous to put to practical use.
won't smell like pot anymore, it will instead smell like rotten eggs :) ..
Lame...
We take in arsenic daily in very small amounts. We all know arsenic is very toxic. So someone thought up this experiment and created an arsenic-free environment. It turned out that caused more illness than usual, so arsenic in small amounts helps us somehow to stay healthier. Source is the book "Wat is nu gezond" (What is healthy) by Martijn Katan, professor in Health Sciences.
Many plants (I'm thinking of passiflore for instance) will not flower unless they are stressed. Why reproduce sexually when you just grow? Because your life might be threatened and forming flower / fruit / seed maybe your only chance to spread your genes.
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Anhydrous ammonia is not the same thing as hydrogen sulfide.
It would be in better taste for you to make fun of the Boston Marathon Bombing. Fewer people died there, and fewer lives were ruined. But I suspect that would have caused a much larger uproar.
My farts can help improve the world!
"I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
Hope everybody's okay, though.
Are you the same guy who posts a link with pseudo-random words pointing to goat.cx in every article?
It may not cause quite as big a difference as hydrogen sulfide, but it has also been shown that even slight increases of CO2 also cause an increase in the speed of plant growth. It has been known for some time that plants take the carbon out of CO2. How hydrogen sulphide works is not quite as obvious.
This sounds like quite an interesting discovery, and definitely has the potential to lead to some truly amazing dystopian science fiction. I'm thinking the movie will be named "Death Farm"
Pound! Bang! Bin! Bash! is this a shell script or a Batman comic?
We've known this well before I was even born, how the fuck is this news?
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
If plants have evolved this and kept this feature... isn't it only a matter of time oceanic clathrates explode or whatnot and the toxic gas extinction washes over us?
But I suspect that would have caused a much larger uproar.
Of course it would, Boston's important, Waco Texas is, well, Waco Texas. A place so unimportant that Clinton had it firebombed.
You know what else is a toxic gas that encourages growth at low levels? Oxygen.
I know I have a gas line running across my ward to my house.
The Grass is so tall and Dark Green growing in a straight line for about 2000 feet.
It's almost like the natural gas leaching from the old pipes, make the grass grow good.
Or I guess it could be the temperature difference caused by the gas flowing thru the pipe.
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... didn't stink enough, already.
In 6th grade science class today, the teacher said that egg farts help plants grow so we should stop 'dissing' him, whatever that means.
Guns have a useful purpose. They are good at blowing away those idiots that want to ban guns.
small doses of hydrogen sulfide given to growing infants made them grow larger and more powerful. They became the X-men.
"We found some very interesting things, including that at the very lowest levels plant health improves. But that's not what we were looking for," said Frederick Dooley, a UW doctoral student in biology who led the research.
Unless there's something extra-special about the sulphur being in the form of H2S, there's no shocking news here. Many fertilizers contain sulphur (in Miracle Grow as copper sulphate). Sulphur is 0.25% of human mass, and is essential to human life.
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Pretty biologically interesting stuff to do both.