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Police Capture Second Marathon Bombing Suspect in Watertown, Mass.

Posted by timothy on from the he-was-on-a-boat dept.

Police have captured believed Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was "pinned down" in a boat stored behind a house in Watertown, Massachusetts. You can listen to the live police feed here.

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  1. Make him run the Marathon by jfdavis668 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Over and over again.

    1. Re:Make him run the Marathon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Typical slashdotter.. thinks exercise is punishment.

      Lift that cheeto! LIIIFT! Lock it in!

    2. Re:Make him run the Marathon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No whey!

      Sorry. I couldn't resist.

  2. Not the best escape vehicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A parked boat is probably not the best way to escape Boston and evade the police

    1. Re:Not the best escape vehicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you seen Boston traffic? It would hardly make a difference.

  3. Re:Bravo to catching him alive by thestudio_bob · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...But, rest assured the LAPD would have burned the boat to the ground.

    After shooting up the neighborhood, killing some random families dog, busting in on the wrong house and bitch slapping a mother while her child watches, accidentally setting fire to the house and reniggin on the reward.

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  4. Re: Oh good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Han Solo of course.

  5. Re:Venting by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh effin' great, typical American solution, not caring a bit about pollution!

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  6. Re:Venting by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, would you prefer your change in Dollars, or (non-German) Euros?

    Bitcoin!

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