Harvard To Close New England Primate Research Center
sciencehabit writes "Citing an increasingly bleak outlook for federal research funding, Harvard Medical School is shutting down its major primate center, which has recently experienced the departure of several key scientists and an investigation into its handling of animals. In the announcement, which surprised many primate researchers, the school said it will not seek to renew the New England Primate Research Center's (NEPRC's) 5-year grant from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) and will 'wind down operations' at the center in Southborough, Massachusetts, over the next 2 years. The center, which has a nearly 50-year history, had done groundbreaking work on an AIDS vaccine and developed animal models for diseases such as Parkinson's, among other accomplishments."
colbert's opening line (from years ago) fits well here:
"no animals were harmed during the making of this work. we tried, but that monkey was just too damned fast!"
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"It is now safe to switch off your computer."
i suppose they could all get into politics like the rest of the monkeys in DC
That is a horrid, racist remark. Reported to administrators.
True.
It REALLY pissed off the monkeys.
Well that's a seriously offensive statement. Monkeys with aids are just as fun and amazing and intelligent as ones without AIDS. See you at the cross burning, Adolph.