Brain Zapping Improves Math Ability
sciencehabit writes "If you are one of the 20% of healthy adults who struggle with basic arithmetic, simple tasks like splitting the dinner bill can be excruciating. Now, a new study suggests that a gentle, painless electrical current applied to the brain can boost math performance for up to 6 months. Researchers don't fully understand how it works, however, and there could be side effects." We've covered various other potential benefits to having your brain shocked.
OK OK I'll solve your equation. Anything! Please don't shock me again!
*BZZZZZ*
ARRRRGH!
If you are one of the 20% of healthy adults who struggle with basic arithmetic
Wow, I never realized the majority of people struggle with this.
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from the article...
"The electrical current slowly ramped up to about 1 milliamp—a tiny fraction of the voltage of an AA battery—"
Perhaps the article writer could benefit from this electroshock therapy as well....
Perhaps they could benefit from this http://blog.xkcd.com/2013/05/15/dictionary-of-numbers/
"1 milliamp [~ the amount of current applied to the brain to boost math performance for 6 months]"
if 1 milliamp produces a 6 month increase in maths performance, then logically, 1 ampere should produce a 6000 month increase in maths performance. Your genius would be smokin'!
Supposing 0.1 amp per 6 volts in 39 minutes increases mathematical ability by 2%, at what rate should the current be applied and for how long before you can work this out?
Hi, you look stupid, would you mind if I zap your brain?
Uhm...
It will make you smarter! promise.
Uh. Okay.
Ouch
Muhahaha.
I don't feel any smarter...
Would you let me zap you again?
No!!
See! You are smarter already
It's what brains crave! And Brawndo has them.
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