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9th Grade Science Experiment: Garden Cress Won't Germinate Near Routers

New submitter SessionExpired writes "Five 9th graders from Denmark have shown that garden cress won't germinate when placed near a router (Google Translation of Danish original). Article text is in Danish, but the pictures illustrate their results. The exact mechanism is still unknown (Danish original), but experts have shown interest in reproducing the experiment."

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  1. No reproduction by quintus_horatius · · Score: 5, Funny

    experts have shown interest in reproducing the experiment

    Or not reproducing, as the case may be.

  2. Neither will... by dlingman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your typical slashdotter probably sits closer to their router than the plants. And is about as likely to germinate.

  3. I'm pretty sure I'm already sterile by WillgasM · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was 16 or so, I was working on my uncle's boat in Alaska. It was a slow day, so we were painting railings and such. I heard my uncle call my name, wondering where I was. I called back that I was on top of the wheelhouse. He went ahead and shut off the radar, but I'd already been standing next to it for and hour or more. I honestly don't mind since pulling out seems so unnatural. I guess if I ever want to have kids I'll just have to try harder and think fertile thoughts.

  4. Re:Bit misleading by WillgasM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea, because we were obviously going to blame IP for the result.

  5. Doubtful on the outgassing... by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny
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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  6. Re:Bit misleading by clarkn0va · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not until we can rule out NAT acceleration.

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    I am literally 3000 tokens away from the chaotic crossbow --Stephen
  7. Re:Bit misleading by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is what happens when carrier-level NAT is deployed. Even the plants would rather die than live with NAT.