Mice, Newts Retrieved After a Month Orbiting Earth At 345 Miles Up
The Associated Press (as carried by the Washington Post) reports that a living payload of newts and mice has been retrieved after a month orbiting earth in a Russian space capsule at an altitude of 345 miles, far higher than the ISS's orbital distance of 205 miles.
Says the story: "Fewer than half of the 53 mice and other rodents who blasted off on April 19 from the Baikonur Cosmodrome survived the flight, Russian news agencies reported, quoting Vladimir Sychov, deputy director of the Institute of Medical and Biological Problems and the lead researcher. Sychov said this was to be expected and the surviving mice were sufficient to complete the study, which was designed to show the effects of weightlessness and other factors of space flight on cell structure. All 15 of the lizards survived, he said. The capsule also carried small crayfish and fish."
Radiation? Life support system malfunctions? Launch related problems? Bit more details would make it interesting.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
That headline should read "Mice, Lizards...".
I for one welcome our immortal space lizard overlods.
There. Now people can discuss freely.
Can you believe these animals survived? Who knows what they'll try next, maybe a dog or chimp! One day, humans might even be able to go into space!
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if you launch a thousand of octopi in a capsule far off... Would that spawn the Orz?
Another victory for the Cardassian Empire!
....but the Fish and crayfish didn't survive then!
SUCK MY DONG, TIMMYBOY. Time and time again, this MORON gets it wrong. Tell us, timmyboy, HOW did you finagle this job?
You sick BUTT BANDITO!
A "Jimp" is a Japanese "astronaut" right? Everyone know the Chinks do things on the cheap.
Capsule loading checklist:
Mice? Da!
Fish? Da!
Towel? Nyet.
The lack of towel obviously caused many mice to panic, and die!!!!! (apologies to THHGTTG)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these m____________ lizards on this m____________ space capsule!
Aren't you glad we pay $3 billion a year to pay for this horse sh1t facility and bolster our enemy's (Russia) space program?
an ill wind that blows no good
Also, given their skill in escapology, how many mice actually managed to make it off the ship?
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At first glance, I thought it said "Mice, Nerds Retrieved After a Month Orbiting Earth"...
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Half of them survived the trip, so you can feel good about it. No mention that these creatures have been/will be slaughtered for studying them "on a cellular level".
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
. . . The (surviving) mice were furious!
Didn't he want to found a moon colony by the end of his second term?
With the unforced error of the WH 'council' that the IRS 'trouble' were known weeks in advance is the Major Malfunction Headache for Obama in this week.
Representatives and Senators of Congress may now be 'connecting the dots' in the time-line of the IRS vs USA Citizens.
Why has/was Obama silent on this matter ?
Prior to the Election 2012 Obama by back-door orchestrated the IRS to Target 'Opponents' in the Election 2012 run-up in Key States as Ohio.
Obama knew that the IG would be conducting 'per usual' investigation in early-2013.
Obama Chose to remain silent knowing that the IG 'might' or 'might not' interview the 'key' employee of IRS.
If the 'Worst' happened, according to Obama's Calculus, it would be a 'Tempest In A TeaPot' and forgotten by January 2014.
In Obama's Calculus, 'So Fuck'n What If I Broke Any Law !', 'So Fuck'n What If I Don't Have Any Ethics !', 'So Fuck'n What If I Have Not An Ounce Of Morals For Big White !'
Let me give this in a simple metaphor:
There is a golf course where we find Mr. Obama and Mr. Tiger Woods, ready for a 18 hole round of golf.
A flip of the coin designates Mr. Obama to proceed first.
Mr. Obama surveys the lane and the wind conditions then addresses the ball.
Mr. Obama swings and slices the ball in to the woods [Oh For The LOVE OF GOD FUCK].
Mr. Woods addresses the ball and launches it straight down the fairway !
Mr. Obama is clearly upset [Fuck'n Insane I Would Say].
Mr. Obama reaches into his club-bag and retrieves a Fire-Ax, where upon he kills Mr. Woods by hacking him to death.
The Secret Service are yet again called upon to clean up the mess that Mr. Obama has make of Mr. Woods.
Then after a long walk, Mr. Obama, with care, drops his ball into the hole of the green and declared Winner.
So the election of 2012 went. And now WE have to clean up the mess of Mr. Obama.
Ha ha.
A while back I found a good chart of radiation levels and from memory 300 miles up was the point where radiation levels were too high for permanent human occupation. I wonder if this was the cause...
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Of course the lizards survived. How else do you think our glorious alien-lizard overlords survived the journey here?
The Wortlethorpe MUnicipal Moon Program was putting mice on rockets decades ago - I read about this when I was a kid.
Red to red, black to black. Switch it on, but stand well back.
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bion_(satellite) It's the 12th in a series of missions that have been (infrequently) flown since the 70's.
So what's the point of this experiment, and what did they learn?
When are they going to do some experiments with centrifugal simulated gravity?
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I smell sequel!