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Linus Torvalds Promises Profanity Over Linux 3.10-rc5

hypnosec writes "Linus Torvalds has released Linux 3.10-rc5, and he is certainly not happy with the changes merged last week. Rc5 is bigger than rc4 and has code scattered across its entire code base because it addresses many outstanding problems. In the release announcement, Torvalds noted, 'I wish I could say that things are calming down, but I'd be lying. rc5 is noticeably bigger than rc4, both in number of commits and in files changed (although rc4 actually had more lines changed, so there's that).' Torvalds has warned that he is going to start cursing again, and said, 'I'm going to call you guys out on, and try to come up with new ways to insult you, your mother, and your deceased pet hamster.'"

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  1. Re:Profanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

  2. Re:profanity by msobkow · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's right. Instead of cursing in public, Microsoft executives throw furniture...

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  3. Re:Profanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    what are you trying to say, bitch?

    FTFY

  4. Re:Leave my late pet hamster out of it! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    the rudest word in the universe.

    Belgium.

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  5. Re: Here is my message to Linus by dugancent · · Score: 1, Funny

    If he can't manage it without throwing preschool temper-tantrums, turn it over to someone who can.

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  6. Re:profanity by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is why businesses choose Microsoft.

    Until they watch a video of an overweight Ballmer sweating, shouting, cursing, and throwing chairs at his own people.

    That's also why many businesses switched to Apple when Steve Jobs was around. Steve Jobs was well known for his saint-like patience and composure with his underlings.

  7. Re:RC release are for bux fixes, not new features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    New features belong in the 3.11 branch.

    a "workgroup" feature, for example?

  8. Re: Profanity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I concede that profanity may add humor when used in the right situations, however it in no way gives greater control of a language. The purpose of language is communication. And there is always a more intelligent way to express an idea than dropping the F-bomb.

    Fuck you.

  9. Re:Whew by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your mother *and* your dead hamster?

    But, I thought your mother *was* a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries?

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