Backyard Brains Shows You How to Remote Control a Cockroach (Video)
This is our second video starring Backyard Brains (Motto: "Neuroscience for Everyone!"). The first one was pretty lab-oriented, with a twitching roach leg here and there. This one has more roaches, with most of them crawling on command. Will the DoD see this and decide to make cockroach soldiers? Or roboroach bomb detectors and defusers? Or cockroach drone pilots? Anything's possible these days. But meanwhile, relax and enjoy learning about roboroaches and watching how, with little circuit boards on their little backs, they scurry hither and yon under control of their human masters. WARNING: Excessively squeamish people should not watch this video, but should stick to the transcript.
So it starts with cockroaches, and nobody kicks up too much of a fuss, after all its "only" a cockroach.
This is about Americans demonstrating an utter disregard for God's creations. If you think this sort of thing is "cool" you are a sick, warped individual. This can be compared to the kind of experiments the Nazis did during WW2. This should be stopped NOW.
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... welcome our new insect's overlords.
...in science!
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Anyone else think of the remote-controlled cockroach scene from Fifth Element? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrHMBletjXg
The DoD won't want these because you can't mount significant weapons on them. For real weapons, you want to mount lasers on sharks!
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This sounds like the Imperius Curse - one of the three unforgivable curses:
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Imperius_Curse
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Oh you, using the obscure full-greek version (tetraplegia) instead of the vastly more common latin-greek version of the word (quadriplegia).
I was so confused by the word that I thought you were talking about letting paralyzed men use their 5th limb. That would be a great source of puerile jokes, but alas TIL the word tetraplegia exists, and that some people still use it.
I'm sad about this too, but it's not our choice alone. Other people have to make the decision about what they think is right. Some people eat animals, and others depend on research that is performed on animals in order to live. But we're not all in a position to tell each other what is right and wrong if it doesn't affect us personally. Try and watch the TV series "Taboo" and I think you'll realize that you can't tell people how to live and how to be and what to do.
Will the DoD see this and decided to make cockroach soldiers? Or roboroach bomb detectors and defusers?
Past participle 'decided' was used in place of the singular present 'decide'.
say I'm packing from one fSolder on log on Then the lesson and be a cock-sucking
Come on guys. I usually don't bitch about misspellings, but in a video? That's just silly.
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Or the radicle.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=radius
radius (n.) Look up radius at Dictionary.com
1590s, "cross-shaft," from Latin radius "staff, stake, rod; spoke of a wheel; ray of light, beam of light; radius of a circle," of unknown origin. Perhaps related to radix "root," but Tucker suggests connection to Sanskrit vardhate "rises, makes grow," via root *neredh- "rise, out, extend forth;" or else Greek ardis "sharp point."
The geometric sense first recorded 1610s. Plural is radii. Meaning "circular area of defined distance around some place" is attested from 1953. Meaning "shorter bone of the forearm" is from 1610s in English (the Latin word had been used thus by the Romans).
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Roaches check in.... but then they fall and give the lab researchers 20, crawl in formation, and hum old college songs before they check out!
This opens up hitherto unknown surveillance opportunities for the government to keep a tab on the people, but the sight of a cockroach in their kitchen keeping an eye on them will freak out most people. So can I suggest the government add to those circuitboards a voice synthetiser so the cockroach can loosen up its surveillance target and get them to relax. 'Hi! How ya doing?' or 'Pasta again? LOL! [checks records] At least it's not Felafel!' Suggest voice over by Billy Crystal. You're welcome.
"We don’t sell the pre-implanted roaches, so when you buy a RoboRoach you have to do the surgery yourself just because we are not really sure why, but the effectiveness of the stimulation degrades over time of about a week"
I know why. It took the red pill from the Morpheus roach. Now it is only a matter of time the "One" roach will take over our world. There will be no spoon left for them to leave uninfected.
I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
In the country I live, one suffering from this disability is called "tretraplégico", not "quadriplégico". So yes, there's a lot of people that uses the greek version.