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Microsoft Reputation Manager's Guide To Xbox One
symbolset writes "In the wake of a disastrous E3 product reveal Microsoft has purportedly distributed a confidential internal 100-point 'FAQ' for the Xbox One that reads like it's from the Ministry of Truth. It was of course immediately leaked on pastebin. Kotaku has the story and an amusing online poll. In the discussion below make sure to line up the FAQ entries with the AC comments for extra 'Informative' moderation."
Netcraft confirms it, the XBone will definitely add 3-4" to your penis after only one use!
i don't understand and maybe I missed it in the news but there's no link in the summary... why was the XBone having a bad launch at E3? it seems like a cool product to me.
Sir, I'm going to have to ask for your geek badge. Anonymous Cowards -- please escort this person from the building, and then give him a 20 second head start before releasing the dogs. If he replies to this comment, reduce it to 10 seconds.
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
Must connect to the internet once a day or locks you out, extreme limitations on lending or buying used games, etc. An excellent reason to play Steam games under Linux overall.
Normally I'd snark this, but I got nothing. I mean, I'm just bone dry here. It's so stupidifying that I think it may have temporarily caused my brain to seize up like an old VW bug.
Or a new VW DSG.
Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
If it was so different and awesome in architecture that it delivered really innovative stuff then this might be OK
Yeah, if my car could go 500 MPH and get 100 miles to the gallon, but could only drive on gravel country roads far from where I live, it might be okay. Coz you know, car analogies. Obligatory. -_-
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
I don't know if you just coined it or someone else did way before. But it's the first time I've seen it called "XBone." I think the name will stick.
People are not just skeptical of this thing, they are outright afraid of it.
Microsoft... wow... just wow.
More like you have to drive the car one only on asphalt. And once a day you must drive at least a mile on asphalt otherwise you can't open the the backseat and the trunk. But you get tv in the car!