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Google Patents Image-Capturing Walking Sticks

theodp writes "GeekWire reports that Google has patented an image-capturing walking stick, which can boldly go where no Google Street View Car can. The walking stick has embedded cameras and location sensors, and a switch at the bottom that causes the device to snap pictures whenever the stick hits the ground. The patent also covers using canes and crutches in a similar fashion."

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  1. anyone find that creepy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why? Is there really a need for something like this? Is google crossing the creepy line with this?

    1. Re:anyone find that creepy? by Cryacin · · Score: 2

      They missed the patent on A-Frames. Imagine an army of old folks google mapping the world.

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    2. Re:anyone find that creepy? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      I don't think the mountain goats will care that much.

    3. Re:anyone find that creepy? by Picass0 · · Score: 2

      Coming up next - Google patents an upward facing camera on the toe of men's shoes.

    4. Re:anyone find that creepy? by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, the good thing about camera sticks is they have a natural predator to keep their numbers in check.

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    5. Re:anyone find that creepy? by lxs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't see dirty old men using Google Glass to take upskirt pictures. These however...

    6. Re:anyone find that creepy? by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find it creepy that people don't understand patents. This isn't just a camera on a stick like a spy would use. It's a particular design for fitting cameras, sensors, processing gear, and other equipment into a particular form factor, solving particular engineering problems. Comparing it to WWII spy gear because it looks like a walking stick and takes pictures is like comparing a Formula 1 race car to a horse-drawn carriage, because they both drive on roads and have round wheels.

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    7. Re:anyone find that creepy? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Bzz, bzzz, bzzit. Buzzwords. Dance around the issue some more, won't ya?

      It's an 'engineering design' involving 'fitting stuff' in a particular fashion.

      Who let marketing in here??

    8. Re:anyone find that creepy? by Wescotte · · Score: 2

      Google pays people to go hiking in remote areas of the globe? sign me up!

  2. Finally by korbulon · · Score: 2

    Gonna get a Street View of Hobbiton.

    1. Re:Finally by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

      But one does not simply Street View into Mordor!

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  3. Grumpy Old Men by Githaron · · Score: 2

    Now grumpy old men can enjoy technology while they chase kids off their lawns!

  4. Calm down everyone by guppygweeb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Its so they can street view hiking paths and place they cant get their bike to go which is an area that I am hoping they expand to.

  5. Great by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Time to update the list of things that will let you automatically get a patent for something:

    • - on a computer
    • - on the internet
    • - on a stick
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  6. Obvious by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

    I am sorry, but how is this not obvious? The only thing that is not obvious is why one would want to do this (although once you consider what Google is doing with Streetview, etc, even that goes away). However, as soon as one has a reason to do what this does, the solution (which is what they are patenting) is obvious.

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    1. Re:Obvious by tepples · · Score: 2

      How many "elongated members" (walking stick was just used as an example) do you know have computers inside them with imaging devices, anti-shock and vibration module(s), and imaging devices that also include location sensors?

      Any smart camera or tripod-mountable smartphone on a monopod.

  7. Bullshit patent by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Again proof the Patent office is a joke. this is simply attaching something to another thing.

    I would like to patent the method of attaching things to other things in order to file a patent.

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