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2 Men Accused of Trying To Make X-Ray Weapon

gurps_npc writes "Two radical pro-Israel terrorists were caught in upstate NY when they tried to solicit money from various honorable Jewish organizations to build a truck based x-ray weapon. They intended to drive the truck around and then turn on the x-ray machine, focusing on enemies of Israel. But the Jewish organizations they tried to solicit money from refused to participate. Instead they called the FBI, who promptly set up a sting. The men were arrested before the machine was in working order."

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  1. A conspiracy... by Roachie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I can see right thru it.

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    1. Re:A conspiracy... by similar_name · · Score: 5, Funny

      My x-ray gun is purely for hunting.

    2. Re:A conspiracy... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They weren't Islamic terrorists. Think People's Front of Judea.

    3. Re:A conspiracy... by durrr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you seriously expect something refined from a KKK member? Their sole existence seems to be oriented towards being used for parody.

    4. Re:A conspiracy... by flyneye · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year! They oughta have 'em, too. --Dr.J.Frank Parnell

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    5. Re:A conspiracy... by flyneye · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, The Judean Peoples Front.

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    6. Re:A conspiracy... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      In case you haven't noticed, not every terrorist and terrorist-wannabe is a genius.

      Bitch, please. Muslim terrorists build bombs out of pressure cookers. These Jewish terrorists wanted to build a fucking death ray.

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  2. pro-Israel terrorists? by fustakrakich · · Score: 4, Funny

    No such thing!

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    1. Re:pro-Israel terrorists? by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, they're called "Americans" ;-)

    2. Re:pro-Israel terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      OH, SNAP!

      No, its spelled "Oy Vey!"

  3. Whatever gave them that idea? by MassiveForces · · Score: 4, Funny

    rumor has it they got their x-ray training right under the nose of the TSA without raising suspicion

    1. Re:Whatever gave them that idea? by klingers48 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clearly when someone tells you that they don't need to learn how to land the X-ray machine is the point you should be ringing the FBI.

  4. Is that it?! by crioca · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gotta say, after everything I've heard on the Internet; the Zionist conspiracy really doesn't live up to the hype...

  5. Nazi scum! by Baldrson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously the Jews that turned in the pro-Israelis are self-hating Nazi scum!

  6. Re:The two were also apparently plotting by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    to demand that people take off their shoes.

    Maybe they can get jobs with the TSA.

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  7. Re:Supremely Irresponsible Reporting. Shame on /. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) The editors at Slashdot who curate the submissions don't bother to check the basic sources

    That's OK, we were all new here once.

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  8. Odd morning by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What's that big truck in front of our office?"

    "I don't know, and why is your spleen showing on my laptop?"