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  1. TL;DR on Microsoft Study Finds Technology Hurting Attention Spans · · Score: 1

    TL;DR

  2. You wouldn't... on Canadian Anti-Piracy Firm Caught Infringing Copyright · · Score: 3

    ...Re-blog a handbag...

  3. Re:Of course! on Lockheed Claims Breakthrough On Fusion Energy Project · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it gets dark.

  4. Re:Mind boggling on Now That It's Private, Dell Targets High-End PCs, Tablets · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I think Dell's mindshare is so trivial right now that teenagers won't even throw it around as an insult. Dell's got a LONG way to go to get back to that level of relevancy.

  5. Secret Illuminati Plot... on Time Warner Turns Down Takeover Bid From Rupert Murdoch · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this thing was all just a secret Illuminati plot to put the X-Men and Fantastic 4 movie rights into the hands of DC Comics.

  6. Price pints that bad? on DreamWorks Animation CEO: Movie Downloads Will Move To Pay-By-Screen-Size · · Score: 1

    My first instinct is to say this is a bad idea... But here in Australia we pay $20 for a movie ticket already. I'd be quite happy to pay $4 to watch new release movies, in the comfort of my own home, on my own 55 inch TV instead of paying $16 more for the inferior experience of a trip to the cinema.

  7. Where's my ritalin? on Bringing Speed Reading To the Web · · Score: 1

    TL;DR.

  8. Re:So what happens on Comcast Turning Chicago Homes Into Xfinity Hotspots · · Score: 2

    Also what's to stop people setting up honeypot networks named "xfinitywifi", letting you right in regardless of login credentials and packet-sniffing everything you do?

  9. Re:Umm safety? on Why Your Phone Gets OTA Updates But Your Car Doesn't · · Score: 1

    Because a bad update on the phone won't cause a high speed fiery wreck.

    "Oh crap, my battery's exploded and my smartphone's caught fire!" *throws phone*

  10. Instrumental should always have a place. on Ask Slashdot: Can Digital Music Replace Most Instrumental Musicians? · · Score: 1

    The world would be a poorer place if it didn't have Carlos Santana and his legacy in it.

  11. More important question: on Playstation 4 Vs Xbox One: Which Shares Better? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which functions better as burn tiles for spacecraft atmospheric re-entry? My money would be on the Xbox One for its greater surface area, allowing for better heat diffusion.

  12. Re:If you've got good signal, digital is better, b on Final Days For Australia's Analog TV · · Score: 2

    We can see what's happening in all its grainy, 576i goodness.

  13. Get back to me when... on Japanese Researchers Build Rock-paper-scissors Robot That Wins 100% of the Time · · Score: 0

    When researchers build a rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock robot. Then I'll be impressed.

  14. Down Under... on Slashdot Asks: What Are You Doing For Hallowe'en? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being Australian? I can go grumpy old man on those few kids that usually go trick or treating. It's always fun watching blank stairs of incomprehension as I tell them that their mums and dads are bad parents for indoctrinating their children with an Americanized handout mentality as well as bad neighbours for expecting me to cross-subsidize their efforts with candy.

    Get off my lawn. Clean up those eggs and toilet rolls.

  15. Article: Facebook Lets Beheading Clips Return... on Facebook Lets Beheading Clips Return To Its Site · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...More on this below the cut.

  16. Re:Tiniest violin on OCZ May Be On Its Last Legs · · Score: 1

    True that. I can remember a couple years ago when I purchased on of their early generation Agility 120gb models. The firmware randomly crapped out after I'd had it a couple months, but at the time I thought it was a general drive failure. The disc identifier on BIOS boot-up was all borked.

    It was only a few months later when I googled that error purely on a whim I found it was a firmware issue... God the rigmarole I had to go through on their support forums with a (admitedly awesome and helpful) support guy to get a new version of the firmware for the drive... Gargh.

    To the drive's credit, a couple of years later and it's still humming along. I just wish it hadn't been so damn hard to get that firmware upgrade.

  17. Just think... on Charge Your Mobile Device With Fire · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Of how many iPhone charges you could get out of those pesky rainforests...

  18. Continuing this metaphor... on USB "Condom" Allows You To Practice Safe Charging · · Score: 1

    Could inductive chargers be considered a diaphragm?

  19. They're ahead of the times... on Toronto Family Bans All Technology In Their Home Made After 1986 · · Score: 1

    They're living in 1986? The rest of us are living in 1984 and seem to be pretty accepting of it.

  20. You know what curbs piracy? on Research Shows "Three Strikes" Anti-piracy Laws Don't Work · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Affordability.

    Availability.

    Transferability.

    Convenience.

    This is what curbs piracy. You're not going to stop broke fourteen year-olds from downloading movies with hollow rhetoric and invented damages. However, you can quite easily get a family of four on a modest income to pay $10 a month for Netflix. Why this makes Hollywood brains explode I'll never know.

  21. This is kind of like... on Wall Street Traders Charged With Copying Code To Start Their Own Company · · Score: 2

    2 groups of drug dealers shooting each other in the street and taking each other out. As long as no one else gets caught in the crossfire, I'm OK with it.

  22. How would I? on Medical Costs Bankrupt Patients; It's the Computer's Fault · · Score: 1

    I'd make one very simple addition to all insurance building systems:

    while(true) {
    DontBeBastards();
    RememberYoureDealingWithHumanBeings();
    }

  23. This is why... on Ad Networks Lay Path To Million-Strong Browser Botnet · · Score: 1

    ...I blanket-block all ads. As much as I don't like ads, I'd tolerate them if they had the trust they need to _earn_ to run Javascript/Java/Flash content on my machine.

  24. Re:Quick! on Nitrogen Fixing Bacteria That Can Colonize Most Plants Discovered · · Score: 1

    Sadly, there's no ??? step in that process.

  25. I don't know about you... on The Black Underbelly of Windows 8.1 'Blue' · · Score: 3, Funny

    But the last time I did a local search on my PC's C:\ drive and didn't have ads all up in my shit, it just felt like something was missing.

    I'm just glad Microsoft was listening.