Discovering NSA Code Names Via LinkedIn
Okian Warrior writes with this news as reported by TechDirt: "The Washington Post revealed some of the code names for various NSA surveillance programs, including NUCLEON, MARINA and MAINWAY. Chris Soghoian has pointed out that a quick LinkedIn search for profiles with codenames like MARINA and NUCLEON happens to turn up profiles like this one which appear to reveal more codenames: 'Skilled in the use of several Intelligence tools and resources: ANCHORY, AMHS, NUCLEON, TRAFFICTHIEF, ARCMAP, SIGNAV, COASTLINE, DISHFIRE, FASTSCOPE, OCTAVE/CONTRAOCTAVE, PINWALE, UTT, WEBCANDID, MICHIGAN, PLUS, ASSOCIATION, MAINWAY, FASCIA, OCTSKYWARD, INTELINK, METRICS, BANYAN, MARINA.' TRAFFICTHIEF, eh? WEBCANDID? Hmm... Apparently, NSA employees don't realize that information they post online can be revealed."
>> "Hmm... Apparently, NSA employees don't realize that information they post online can be revealed."
I admit to laughing at this.
To me this sounds like it is time to file a bunch of freedom of information act requests. The bigger question is what if anything will the media do with this newf ound info.
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Project code names are not classified, ever. Every project has a unclassified code name like any of the above which can be used for things like budgeting and frankly, resumes. A guy I know tried to get "FLUFFY BUNNY" approved as a code name, but they denied it. The easy way to tell, is that unclassified code names are single words chosen by a random computer word generator, and the classified code names are always 2 words, chosen again by a random computer word generator.
While this may be interesting, the reality of the Fort Meade area is that any job in intelligence, analysis, or IT with a location of Fort Meade or Annapolis Junction, MD is a NSA job. Some of them even post on Craigslist and one time, I had a Facebook add pop up that said "Want an NSA Clearance?" (not a typo, the company messed up their grammar).
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So long as CODE NIGHTMARE GREEN, MAGINOT BLUE STARS, and SCORPION STARE aren't on the list, I'm happy.
Well, happier.
Well, less unhappy.
Awesome! I don't work for the NSA, but I do use ARCMAP....although Esri would prefer it spelled "ArcMap". It's common GIS software, not a NSA program.
Arcmap is the unofficial name for ESRI's flagship product ArcGIS Desktop.
I really need a job. So, I figured I could pose as an NSA person. And when a potential employer calls for a reference, they'll just say, "We cannot confirm nor deny that he worked here."
My job description could be ANYTHING. I could make up ANYTHING.
Skilled in intelligence platforms such as: BANANA, MACARONI, METRICS, SAES, SPURIOUS, HEX, SEX, LEXX, PECS.
Programmed in Python, Jython, NSAthon.
Designed and developed a super computer that has broken all records.
> Used a variety of tools and data to provide advanced threat warnings to American civilian, government, and military personnel He can't possible be thinking of getting a better job with that line on his linkedin profile. That's so last-decade.
"The rule is that you use a before words that start with a consonant sound and an before words that start with a vowel sound."
It's all about sound. "N" is pronounced "En." Hence, "an."
Grammar Girl: http://tinyurl.com/nuj8h5a
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On the internet, the NSA knows you're a dog.
You know who I am.
Yes, you're a foreigner, until proven otherwise.
The government retains a crack team of acronymists. They spend days laboring over each acronym making it perfect. Some examples
MANPADS (Man-portable air defense system)
DILDO (Direct Input Limited Duty Officer)
ASSBAG (Airframe Structure Support Boeing Advisory Group)
**I didn't make these up, there are sources for them but that would take more effort than Slashdot is accustomed to. Plus I accidentally closed those tabs already.
Wtf is right. We haven't gotten this much attention since the Great Lakes Avengers branch.
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All these skills and he still didn't figure out how to turn off capslock.
Everyone's a foreigner to somewhere, right?
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Digging a little deeper, if you refactor the contents of those search results, you get a VERY complete picture of what's going on... for example, PINWALE is the code name for Mission Systems, developed for the Military by Northrop Grumman. Most of the people who developed the system appear to be on LinkedIn :)
That's just a taste; anyone good at graph theory and data mining could probably put together quite a dossier of people and projects based on the public info available through LinkedIn/Google.
Interviewer: Tell me an example of when X happened and how handled it?
AC: Sorry, that information is unavailable.
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Everyone's a foreigner to somewhere, right?
We prefer the term "potential enemy combatant".
Kinda surprised this isn't linked yet (as all you need to do is paste the string into Google)
Make of this what you will.
(Do I worry about being woken at 3 in the morning with a gun in my face? Well, yes, I do).
All your ghosts are just false positives.