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CNET: Feds Put Heat On Web Firms For Master Encryption Keys
First time accepted submitter fsagx writes "The U.S. government has attempted to obtain the master encryption keys that Internet companies use to shield millions of users' private Web communications from eavesdropping. These demands for master encryption keys, which have not been disclosed previously, represent a technological escalation in the clandestine methods that the FBI and the National Security Agency employ when conducting electronic surveillance against Internet users."
Maybe we're in a loop like in that movie "Groundhog Day," where every day we wake up and learn the NSA are dicks all over again!
The cow says "Moo." The dog says "Woof." The Timothy says "Thanks, valued customer. We appreciate your input."
You forgot to encrypt it. Okay, it's:
lsdfoj240934ojfwnl;sdaglnkvasd08fvq2ut82js-9dvu8-9WJ34T'PWUD[-G9JWP4YUJ23049JT
And the decryption key is "fuck the NSA" lol.
you've managed to make me feel sorry for the poor saps that have to spy all day on us
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Talk to a lawyer
great, now he has two problems.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff