Russian Vehicle Delivers Spacesuit Repair Kit To ISS
A Russian spacecraft has successfully delivered new supplies to the ISS. Crucially, its payload is meant to prevent a repeat of the aborted spacewalk of earlier this month. Says the article:: "The cargo ship is loaded with nearly 3 tons (2.7 tonnes) of food, fuel, hardware and science experiment equipment for the six-person crew of the station's Expedition 36 mission. Among its cargo is a set of tools intended to help the astronauts investigate and patch up the spacesuit that malfunctioned during a July 16 spacewalk outside the orbiting laboratory."
Person 1 wears the suit
Person 1 farts
Person 2 sniffs out the leak
simples
FWIW, the UK Weights and Measures Act 1985 excludes from use for trade the ton and the term "metric ton" for "tonne" in an attempt to avoid such confusion over ambiguous and incorrect usage of "ton", "tonnes" and "metric tons".
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
I call dibbs on wearing the suit!
But the leak isn't that--
So then you have to--
Trapped in a fart bubble.
If we're talking metric tons, then they're a measure of mass, not weight. Mass and inertia of an object doesn't go away just because it's in a weightless environment.
Really, all this talk of how primitive the Russians are. Give them some credit.
Half of the kit is a roll of clingfilm; you smooth it onto the suit and watch for the bubble forming.
The other half is a roll of duct tape.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."