Un-Un-Pentium On Your Periodic Table of the Elements?
PolygamousRanchKid writes, quoting Forbes "Researchers at Sweden's Lund University have announced that they've been able to confirm the existence of element 115 on the periodic table. This research team isn't the first to create element 115, which is currently known as ununpentium. The first claim that ununpentium had been synthesized in a lab was by a joint group of Russian and American researchers, who believed that they created it in their lab in 2004."
If you want to make a lot of stupid jokes about the Pentium chip, don't worry, they were already made 10 years ago in the other Slashdot article
what is it actually good for?
So they've made the AMD K6?
Ununpentium is a temporary IUPAC systematic element name derived from the digits 115, where "un-" represents Latin unum. "Pent-" represents the Greek word for 5, and it was chosen because the Latin word for 5 ("quin") starts with 'q', which would have caused confusion with flerovium (previously known as ununquadium), element 114.
From the sentence before the section I quoted, I think even "eka-bismuth" would be a better name.
http://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Elerium-115
Un-un-pentium is element 114.999997
un un pentium = 1 1 5
I would say more like element 114.9998797414
Jokes about pentium are boron.
Is Milla Jovovich still boron to look at?
The Gillette Company today announced plans to create element 117. A Gillette spokesperson was quoted as saying "115 protons? Screw it boys, we'll go to 117 protons!"
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Might as well just call it Elerium and be done with it.
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Well-known chemical elements include carbon, silicon and iron.
Sigh...
A trademark is not a copyright. Intel does not "own" the word Pentium. They own the exclusive right to use the name Pentium and confusingly-similar names in connection with microprocessors and confusingly-similar products. It's possible that Pentium could be a famous mark, which would give it even broader protection, but if you discover a planet, or new creature, or new element and want to name it a "pentium," it would be difficult for them to stop you. (I'm not saying they won't try, though.)
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