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Drone Hunters Lining Up and Paying Out In Colorado

coondoggie writes "What might have started out a whimsical protest against government surveillance tactics has morphed into more as a small town in Colorado has found itself overwhelmed with requests and cash for a unmanned aircraft hunting license that doesn't exist."

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  1. I still want one by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, not a real license. I don't care, I still want one.

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    1. Re:I still want one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, transfer 100 bucks to my Paypal and I'll give you your very own not real unmanned aircraft hunting license. Do you prefer it hand-made or do I have to open MSPaint?

    2. Re:I still want one by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

      "That's not a drone license. It's a dog license with the word dog crossed out and the word drone written in."
      "The man didn't have the proper form."

  2. Obligatory by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, drones shoot you!

    [Uh, wait ... maybe not just in Soviet Russia ...]

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  3. Hello, congress! by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    Are you listening? It seems your constituents may not be all that keen on having drones used on civilian populations.

    Oh yeah, it's not an election year. So I guess not.

    1. Re:Hello, congress! by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you listening?

      What a silly question! Of course they listen! Why, we have a whole intelligence agency with no legitimate purpose other than to listen in on...

      Oh, you didn't mean "illegally spy on", you meant "take your bosses seriously". Sorry, simple mistake.

  4. Irony by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think this may fit the definition of irony, that people, who just may eventually be hunted by drones, are trying to get licenses to hunt the drones, while the drones that hunt them, do not need any license, because the people have already given the government enough power to ensure both: that they eventually can be hunted by drones (and no license required) and that they can't actually get a license to protect themselves.

    On the second thought, this is not irony, it's just oppression.

    1. Re:Irony by LifesABeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Considering the size of the drone, driving through town with one tied on the hood could be problematic.

    2. Re:Irony by Main+Gauche · · Score: 4, Funny

      *sigh* you've never field dressed a drone?

    3. Re:Irony by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      No, whats funny is that you need licenses to hunt and fish for your own food.

      If you can't catch a god damned fish without government approval, what hope is there for getting approval to shoot down a drone?

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    4. Re:Irony by dave420 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So if everyone went out and fished as much as they want, and all the fish died out from overfishing, you'd be fine with that. Gotcha.

    5. Re:Irony by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Undoing a funny mod, but ah well... this type of idiocy is just too rampant.
      Here are just a few examples of the top of my head:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Island
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_Pigeon
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/30/madagascar-giant-tortoises_n_3525586.html
      Tortoises in general are endangered due to sailors loving them as walking food supplies in the years 1500-1900.
      And, the classical example... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo

      Finally, as someone else pointed out, commercial fishing IS by definition the equivalent of people fishing for their own food - some people just outsourced their fishing to others.

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    6. Re:Irony by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Better a few people starve to death now than entire population starve to death later, just because some idiots couldn't understand that eating the last animal on the island will mean no more animals ever.

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  5. That totally sucks! by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2

    "Shooting at an unmanned aircraft could result in criminal or civil liability, just as would firing at a manned airplane." I thought manned airplanes flew at high altitude over my house because I WAS allowed to shoot at them. The trailer parks is getting to be a real drag.

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  6. Drones vs. Planes by NouberNou · · Score: 2

    I have never understood the hatred and mistrust placed on drones versus aircraft, fixed or rotary wing. It seems like a bunch of Luddites. Drones are cheaper, safer, and usually more capable at doing the task at hand than fixed wing or rotary wing aircraft at doing a job thats already been done for decades by law enforcement and the military. Also a drone, in the military at least, allows for a more calm and collected engagement of targets, reducing collateral damage and fratricide.

    1. Re:Drones vs. Planes by wisnoskij · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you are saying that drones are a cheap, easy, and incredibly effective way to oppressive your citizens, and you are wondering why everyone is worried?

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    2. Re:Drones vs. Planes by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you are saying that drones are a cheap, easy, and incredibly effective way to oppressive your citizens,

      They're also a cheap, safer way to obtain scientific data in remote areas of the country (like Deer Ass, Colorado). Despite the paranoia, not all UAV use is for shooting you while you sleep.

    3. Re:Drones vs. Planes by NouberNou · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually personally know a number of drone operators and its not a "just push a button" type scenario. Weapons release requires a significant amount of authorization, ranging from commanders in the field to lawyers in the pentagon. There is up to a dozen people in the chain of command that are all required to say "yes" to engage targets.

      The reason they have the luxury is because it is a drone and not a pilot over enemy territory (this is in operations that occur in "areas" not recognized, where the country letting them do the drone strikes doesn't particularly want it known to their general population). A fighter pilot has a lot more stress, and they are more prone to making bad decisions because of the many more immediate constraints on their judgment.

      Do drones allow these types of attacks to occur more easily? Probably, but on the other hand they'd probably be executed in some form or fashion either way (cruise missile strikes, which are far more prone to failure in target selection, or human operations, aka spec-ops or hired guns/foreign service).

    4. Re:Drones vs. Planes by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No problem. Get a license to fly that thing over there where you have to state a reason and have the county/city permit it. Make the government do the same. Pass a law that it may not be used to stalk or harass anyone (or why should you be allowed to fly a drone over your ex' house to see who she dates now?). Make records public of who obtained such a license and for what purpose.

      That would already be enough to make sure my paranoia sleeps well tonight.

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    5. Re:Drones vs. Planes by mjr167 · · Score: 2

      Except the police aren't supposed to "shoot the bad guy." They are supposed to arrest them and have them stand trial...

  7. Re:What a sad state is the educational system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I the only one that did a double uber face palm after reading this?

    Probably. I'm sure most of these people just want one for the collector value. Heck, If they were actually issuing documents I'd pay the $25 just to get one and show all my friends and co-workers.

  8. Seriously America? by sidevans · · Score: 2

    Does your solution to everything have to be shoot / bomb it? Surely you guys can be more creative - EMP, Deathray. signal jammer / spoofer, hack the drone maybe I dunno... There's got to be better ways of bringing down machines than technology that's been around since the Song Dynasty in China (960 - 1279).

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    1. Re:Seriously America? by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      " There's got to be better ways of bringing down machines than technology that's been around since the Song Dynasty in China (960 - 1279)."

      Of course there is. It's just that shooting them down is both more fun and provides a sense of direct connection with the termination. People don't shoot things because it's the only solution, but the one that provides the most entertainment in the process.

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  9. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by BBCWatcher · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think anybody likes drones except perhaps the people who build them. However, I'm really upset with the idiots who even think about pointing a weapon up in the sky -- or aiming a laser, for that matter -- in a misguided attempt to fight the spread of drones. There are *people* flying overhead all the time in aircraft both small and large, and there's no way to tell which aircraft is manned and which isn't even if you want to do something stupid. There's a federal death penalty for anyone interfering with an aircraft (or "related facilities") that results in death, so this is serious stuff. I don't like it when people go duck hunting without being careful not to point their weapons anywhere near a family cruising along in their Cessna. If you want to fight the spread of drones then do it in ways that won't get people hurt or killed -- resulting in more drones, probably. Defund them, prevent them from being based in or launched from your community or state, boycott their manufacturers and affiliates, tax them heavily, make their owners/operators/manufacturers personally liable for the worst torts imaginable, and/or whatever. But for the sake of the people up in the skies, please, please don't even think about shooting at them.

    1. Re:What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by cbope · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Has anyone actually thought about what might happen if you are actually able to shoot one from the sky? A drone is a small aircraft. Do you really want that falling in your neighborhood? If people start actually shooting them from the skies, it won't be long before some innocent people on the ground are killed by falling parts or the whole aircraft itself. Shooting them is about the most stupid thing you can do, ever. How about voting the idiots out of office who are supporting them in the first place? That would be a good start.

  10. Re:Yerp, by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    This is going to come up some day.

    Person flies personal drone over another's property, intentionally or accidentally.
    Property owner shoots it down.
    Shooter puts drone guts go on ebay - even as spare parts, they would be worth quite a bit.
    Original drone owner claims theft.

  11. Re:What a sad state is the educational system... by sjames · · Score: 2

    Yes, I believe you are. Most people recognize this as being about halfway between a funny novelty item and a serious protest.

    I think you've huffed quite enough paint fumes for one day.

  12. Re:The real question... by sjames · · Score: 2

    I also wonder where one finds a taxidermist that can put a drone on an attractive mounting.

  13. Re:Kickstart for the opposition! by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

    Trained flying monkeys to jump on its back and totally screw with its aerodynamics?

    That's your winner right there!

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  14. Re:What a sad state is the educational system... by Spiked_Three · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "HOW FUCKING STUPID HAS THE GENERAL PUBLIC BECOME? "

    The head of the science committee in congress, an elected person, does not believe in dinosaurs and climate change.

    WTF does that tell you about America at least?

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  15. One dollar, one vote by SkimTony · · Score: 2

    I've seen lots of comments about, "This is stupid, and can't possibly be legal." That said, legality of shooting down drones is irrelevant: this is about people who are willing to pay money to make sure drones aren't harassing Americans. I'd pay $25 for that. It's too bad it's not more money. For about $10bn., you could buy enough votes to actually start to change something.