TSA Reminds You Not To Travel With Hand Grenades

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TSA Reminds You Not To Travel With Hand Grenades

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 11, 2013 @11:50AM from the thanks-for-the-tip dept.

coondoggie writes "Some of the travel recommendations posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog seem stupefying obvious. This week's, entitled: 'Leave Your Grenades at Home' seemed like a no brainer, but alas. The TSA wrote about grenades in particular: Year to date, the agency's officers have discovered: 43 grenades in carry-on baggage and 40 grenades in checked baggage."

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wait...even the Holy ones? by MoFoQ · 2013-09-11 11:53 · Score: 4, Funny

wait...even the Holy ones?
What about the foam ones? or the ones that are really balloons (but not filled up with anything yet)?
For those of you that don't RTFA... by OrangeTide · 2013-09-11 11:53 · Score: 5, Informative

a majority of the confiscated grenades are fake, replicas or otherwise inert.

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1. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by cold+fjord · 2013-09-11 12:07 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  A majority, but not all.
  Of course, once in the air, circumstances may arise where the only way to tell is to see if it will go off. Not many people want to do that.
  Hijacking using bombs, or a threat of a bomb (what's a fake?), was a popular pastime in the 1960s-70s.
  
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2. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by TheCarp · 2013-09-11 12:45 · Score: 4, Informative
  
  And yet, it still then didn't add up to a statistically significant enough threat to bother with additional security.
  Simple.... all those grenades....0 of them in the hands of terrorists. That should tell you this is a stupid issue.
  
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3. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by cold+fjord · 2013-09-11 12:53 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  Simple.... all those grenades....0 of them in the hands of terrorists. That should tell you this is a stupid issue.
  Because no terrorist would want to bring a grenade on a plane?
  If the existing security is finding the grenades they don't need additional security.
  
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4. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by TheCarp · 2013-09-11 13:08 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  Because terrorists are so rare that they are not even worth worrying about, and never were.
  
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5. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by wbr1 · 2013-09-11 13:12 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  This is what armored cockpit doors are for. You can detonate a bomb. You cannot take the plane over and fly it into populated areas or buildings. That is 99% of the airplane security we need, because no matter what, if someone wants to get explosives on a plane, they will.
  
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6. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by icebike · 2013-09-11 13:40 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  Actually, no.
  Leaded glass does not have enough lead to make that much of a difference to xrays of the strength used to scan luggage.
  Its not the same high lead content glass you find in radiation shielding items.
  Further, nobody wastes leaded glass on perfume bottles any more, which is why all of the
  old ones are becoming such collector's items.
  Finally, anything you put in or on your body would/should not be stored in leaded glass.
  You might drink wine or bourbon from a leaded glass, but you should never store it in such.
  
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7. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by ArcadeMan · 2013-09-11 14:09 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Here's your solution, then. Make the sturdy doors ugly.
  
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8. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by omnichad · 2013-09-11 14:16 · Score: 5, Informative
  
  Furthermore, if I'm reading the numbers right, 1 live grenade out of 84 found - and that one was an accident by a travelling solider. The rest were completely inert and only look dangerous.
9. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by LordNimon · 2013-09-11 14:34 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  That is 99% of the airplane security we need, because no matter what, if someone wants to get explosives on a plane, they will.
  
  Obviously, that is not true. There are thousands of people worldwide who want to get on an explosive on a plane, but have failed. Even the shoe bomber got nowhere.
  
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10. Re: For those of you that don't RTFA... by BlueStrat · 2013-09-11 14:44 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  You're right -- liquids over 100ml are still not permitted through the checkpoint.
  Can't you just see the hilarity that would ensue if a passenger (or nearly all passengers for extra "Keystone"-factor) urinated into a >100ml container (besides the onboard holding tank) while in-flight, let it be known to the attendants/crew, and video recorded what happens?
  So sick of the security theater. Even a good number of the people who, up till a couple of years ago, have been supportive of the TSA silliness are waking up and becoming ever-more disillusioned, angry, and disgusted. Hopefully enough will finally awake to change things sooner rather than later.
  I say that, instead of putting all those TSA employees out of work, we simply re-task them to a more useful and productive role in society.
  Picking up litter along all public roads, streets, and highways. Hell, have 'em clean alongside passenger railway lines, too. Take away their security toys and give them trash bags, buckets, rakes, & brooms. They wouldn't even need to change the agency initials.
  "Trash and Sanitation Authority"
  Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
  I bet those fleets of nifty huge TSA SUVs and armored vehicles can move a lot of litter!
  I'd even thank them for their hard work in that case, unlike now. At least it would be a respectable and useful job that actually benefits everyone and the environment at the same time it puts low-skilled people in stable jobs. It could also be a way to immensely reduce inmate recidivism rates by transitioning paroled prison inmates through such a job to a non-criminal, employed, and productive life with hope & opportunity.
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11. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by cold+fjord · 2013-09-11 14:45 · Score: 5, Informative
  
  I'm afraid your lovely theory is ruined by the history of hijacking.
  El Al Flight 426 hijacking
  Richard Floyd McCoy, Jr. - Aircraft Hijacking
  Hijacked Iraq Jet Crashes, Killing 62 : Two Hurl Grenades, Force Airliner Down in Saudi Arabia
  There are more.
  
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12. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by Hadlock · 2013-09-11 15:26 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  Plane hijackings and bombings are so notable because they're so exceedingly rare. I think in the entire history of flight the total number of documented cases is under 100. Worldwide.
  
  Hyping up a climate of fear over something that's less than a rounding error isn't productive, but I congratulate you on your patriotism.
  
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13. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by cbhacking · 2013-09-11 15:52 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  More people died that day 12 years ago in car crashes than have died in all terrorist attacks within the USA *ever*. The TSA has killed more people than the terrorists did by making flying less pleasant so people take the far less-safe option of driving (actually, the break-even point for deaths from the Sep 11 attacks vs. deaths from TSA asshattery was passed over seven years ago).
  I'm not saying it shouldn't be prosecuted or anything like that, but you (and well-meaning idiots like you, along with plenty of less-well-meaning people out to make a buck or grab some power) have blown the whole thing massively out of proprotion. How many people have died as a *direct* result of the US's response to those terrorist attacks, huh? Hell, how many of just US citizens? How many billions of dollars of military materiel? How many government expenditures on things like increased survellance and provably-ineffective airport scanners (strap a knife to your side; they can't see it)?
  Let's assume that those $100 billion were all *directly* attributable to the terrorists (and not to, for example, re-routing planes all across the continent, shutting down airports, etc.). Wow, that sounds like a lot of money! Now, let's look at the damage to the US economy from the 2008 sub-prime mortgage collapse. The terrorists are all dead, and we spent a fuckton more money to go hunt down everybody connected to them. How about those bankers, though?
  You go mourn your few thousand. Those of us who try to not let logic override our sense will fight the bigger threats to society, such as people who massively overreact to terrorism and do more damage to the country than the terrorists themselves could ever have dreamed of causing. Please stay the fuck out of our way.
  
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14. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by mdielmann · 2013-09-11 16:31 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  I also think you picked a rather ironic day to make that statement, the anniversary of an attack that killed 3,000 people and did $100,000,000,000 damage to the US economy.
  Every year, ten times more have their lives abruptly cut off from car accidents alone. That means, as of this anniversary, the deaths from the greatest terrorist attack on American soil cost 1% of the lives as the outcome of something people happily (and not-so-happily) do every day, with little or no concern for their safety. If each of these people had $100,000 insurance, we would be about a third of the way to the same economic cost as the terrorist attack, assuming the only burden their death brought was the insurance payout.
  Face it. There are only two reasons you care about this event. First, it's an affront to your (false) sense of security. To assuage that, you do other things to improve your sense of security. The evidence indicates they only return you to that false sense of security. Second, they all died in one small area over a short period of time. Kill each of them, with 9 of their friends each, over the span of a year, and it's just a somewhat upsetting fact of modern living. That's an emotional response with no logical basis on the safety of the average citizen. And yes, that means that a vehicle safety improvement that reduces risk of death by 10% will save more lives than those lost in the Twin towers. Each year. So, which one seems a better use of our resources, and yields a better quality of life?
  
  Contrary to the myopic view of some people, the point isn't to spread fear, or to get people to live in fear, but rather to take reasonable precautions. Keeping hand grenades off planes is a reasonable precaution.
  Well, I can hardly disagree. So that explains about 70 confiscations per year that the TSA has performed. Now, please explain to my why this applies to nail clippers, but not a nice pen with a reasonably sharp tip and a nice long metal body? Or 3 ounces of fluid? Even breast milk in a baby bottle, accompanied by said baby?
  I'm not saying 9/11 wasn't a tragedy. It certainly was. All the daily activities in my life stopped for about 2 hours, as it did for everyone else in the office where I was working. And I was half a continent and a different country away. And I'm not saying reasonable precautions shouldn't be taken. It's the myriad unreasonable ones I'm frustrated with, and the attitude that there is no such thing as too much intrusion in order to stop the next really big terrorist attack, even though it took about 40 years of hostage takings on planes to get one of this significance. I swear, people won't be happy until airplanes look like they did in The Fifth Element (which was actually a spaceship, but the form factor and purpose was identical).
  
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15. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by osu-neko · 2013-09-11 16:33 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  If you want to see what a country looks like where it isn't under control, think back a few years to Iraq.
  Picking a country essentially in the midst of a civil war is naturally going to paint an unrealistic picture. If you want a picture of how big a threat terrorism is to the average American air traveler without all the extra security precautions we added after 9/11/2001, look at the average number of deaths per year caused by it up until those additional measures were implemented. If you want to talk about terrorism in general, leave out the "air travelers" part. Even if you just look at the stats for 2001 alone, a banner year for terrorism in the US, it was a less serious cause for concern than a lack of rubber mats in bathrooms. Anything that kills people is something we ought to look at reducing, the question is how do we prioritize our resources to most effectively save the most people without wasting inordinate amounts of money on problems that don't warrant that level of expenditure when more serious problems could use the money more effectively to save more people.
  
  I'm interested in keeping the incidents of terrorism & hijackings under reasonable control which is a rational goal.
  Good. And the person you're replying to is pointing out that the problem is under reasonable control and always has been. You can cite all the examples of successful attacks you like, the facts are that it all adds up to an actual problem of significantly smaller proportion that a few hundred other potential causes of loss of life or injury that we spend far, far less time and money worrying about today. To pretend otherwise is fear-mongering.
  
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16. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by cold+fjord · 2013-09-11 16:52 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  You go mourn your few thousand. Those of us who try to not let logic override our sense will fight the bigger threats to society,... Please stay the fuck out of our way.
  So, you are one of those people then? Lets test that.
  
  More people died that day 12 years ago in car crashes than have died in all terrorist attacks within the USA *ever*.
  In the US in 2001 there were 42,196 traffic deaths. Averaging that out it comes to 116 deaths per day. 9/11 killed nearly 3,000 people, so you didn't get that right.
  
  The TSA has killed more people than the terrorists did by making flying less pleasant so people take the far less-safe option of driving
  It appears that it wasn't the TSA that did it, but people's reaction to the attacks. The law authorizing the TSA to even exist wasn't signed until November 2001 and the excess deaths started earlier. So, it looks like you didn't get that right either.
  Driving Fatalities After 9/11: A Hidden Cost of Terrorism*
  
  We show that the public’s response to terrorist threats can have unintended consequences that rival the attacks themselves in severity. Driving fatalities increased significantly after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, events that prompted many travelers to substitute road transportation for safer air transportation. After controlling for time trends, weather, road conditions, and other factors, we find that travelers’ response to 9/11 resulted in 344 driving deaths per month in late 2001. Moreover, while the effect of 9/11 weakened over time, a total of about 2,170 driving deaths may be attributable to the attacks.
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  How many people have died as a *direct* result of the US's response to those terrorist attacks, huh?
  US and coalition forces have been responsible for only a minor percentage of civilian deaths in these conflicts. Most of the civilian deaths are a result of terrorist attacks or various forms of internecine warfare, such as the tribal and faction based warfare in Iraq. So, I don't think you've got a good understanding of that either.
  
  Now, let's look at the damage to the US economy from the 2008 sub-prime mortgage collapse.
  A big part of the sub-prime scandal was a political problem. A string of US presidents and other US politicians tried to use the regulatory power of government to force public and private lenders to make more loans to various poor and minority groups to try to increase home ownership under the theory it would benefit society. Unfortunately that meant forcing the lenders to make loans to people that couldn't pay back the loans, but the lenders didn't have much choice. The government regulators made it clear there would be consequences to the lenders if they didn't make the loans. That resulted in a lot of bad loans which were ultimately going to damage the lenders. Spreading risk is traditional way of managing risk in business. Unfortunately there were enough bad loans they were a big problem. The problem got worse when the loans were bundled and sold as securities. Add to that the craze for house flipping and real estate speculation and even more fuel was added to the fire. It was a huge problem. Although you don't directly state a view, since you are focusing on the bankers so heavily it seems likely to me that you probably don't have this right.
  
  The terrorists are all dead, and we spent a fuckton more money to go hunt down everybody connected to them.
  Actually no, they aren't all dead. Al Qaida and its affiliates were badly damaged, but they keep trying to rebuild and will be around for a long time to come. The more general problem of Islamic extremism won't be going away soon. The unrest the in the Middle East continues to add fuel to the f
  
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17. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by runeghost · 2013-09-11 18:54 · Score: 4, Interesting
  
  So would a bottle of high-proof alcohol, set on fire by a lighter. (Both of which were easily purchasable once past TSA security the last time I flew.)
18. Re:For those of you that don't RTFA... by JustOK · 2013-09-11 22:29 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  no, it's a nert with rounded corners.
  
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Fuck Network World by Anonymous Coward · 2013-09-11 11:55 · Score: 5, Informative

Link to the fucking TSA blog, not the idiotic morons at Network World: http://blog.tsa.gov/2013/09/tsa-travel-tips-tuesday-leave-your.html . Please do not click NW links, and if you must, be sure to have your ad blocker on.
Complete Failure by Anonymous Coward · 2013-09-11 11:57 · Score: 5, Insightful

The TSA:
1) Allows ex convicts to grope your children.
2) Takes and stores full 3d scanned naked images of you using tech for which the cancer-risk has not been adequately assessed.
3) Steals valuables from your luggage.
4) Costs taxpayers a fortune.
and in return:
5) Has foiled exactly zero terrorist plots.
6) Fails to make you safer in any way.
Just sayin'.
1. Re:Complete Failure by Anonymous Coward · 2013-09-11 12:02 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  The TSA sounds a lot like my exwife!
  Badumtish!
2. Re:Complete Failure by cavreader · 2013-09-11 12:24 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  Hijackings were pretty rare in the US at the time of 9/11 and the security at the time did make it hard to smuggle in a gun or bomb. Before 9/11 I never heard of case where a gun was successfully smuggled onto a plane in the US. The hijackers on the planes on 9/11 bluffed everyone with threats of a bomb and box cutters for weapons. If this same scenario happened today the first people who stood up and announced they have a bomb and brandish a little knife would most likely get the ever living shit kicked out of them by the passengers. It was passengers who subdued the guy with underwear bomb. The guy who tried to light his shoes on fire to set off an explosion was also subdued by the passengers. Sure some passengers could get injured or even killed in the fight but that's still a whole lot better than killing everyone by crashing the plane.
3. Re:Complete Failure by dido · 2013-09-11 12:36 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
  Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
  Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
  Homer: I see.
  Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
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4. Re:Complete Failure by DaHat · 2013-09-11 13:17 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  It was passengers who subdued the guy with underwear bomb.
  Correct... but only AFTER the detonator failed to ignite the explosive material... but instead ignited his pants and resulted in no boom.
  
  The guy who tried to light his shoes on fire to set off an explosion was also subdued by the passengers.
  Correct... but only AFTER he was unsuccessful at lighting the fuse.
  In both cases it was not the passengers subduing the attackers which prevented the deaths of those onboard... but instead luck that neither device went off.
  
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5. Re:Complete Failure by Jason+Levine · 2013-09-11 13:30 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  Besides passengers fighting back instead of sitting back and letting a hijacking happen, the only worthwhile security that happened after 9/11 was the locked, reinforced cabin doors. That ensures that the hijackers can't get into the cabin before the passengers take them out. Other than that, pre-9/11 screening (checking for guns, knives, etc) would have been enough. Yes, it let the hijackers through, but the "increased TSA security" has also let through people with weapons.
  
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6. Re:Complete Failure by drkim · 2013-09-11 15:09 · Score: 4, Informative
  
  In both cases it was not the passengers subduing the attackers which prevented the deaths of those onboard... but instead luck that neither device went off.
  Of course this happened AFTER he got through TSA screening.
  Not technically correct in either case:
  The "Underware bomber" (Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab) was coming from Amsterdam.
  The "Shoe Bomber" (Richard Colvin Reid) was inbound from Paris.
  So neither one had been screened by US TSA.
Re:What about by PPH · 2013-09-11 12:26 · Score: 4, Funny

Lasers not in the company of sharks appear to be OK.

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Re:What about by The+Grim+Reefer · 2013-09-11 13:28 · Score: 4, Funny

Lasers not in the company of sharks appear to be OK.
Well duh. Sharks need more than 3 ounces of water. And if there's one thing I've learned from traveling, it's that more than 3 ounces of water is dangerous and only a terrorist would try to bring that though an airport checkpoint.
Re: What about by jxander · 2013-09-11 13:58 · Score: 4, Funny

Ahhh but water, much like the atom, will completely lose power when split.
That 6 oz. water container is hazardous and must be banned, but if split into 2 3oz bottles, the danger is gone.

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