Software Glitch Means Loss of NASA's Deep Impact Comet Probe
Taco Cowboy writes "'NASA is calling off attempts to find its Deep Impact comet probe after a suspected software glitch shut down radio communications in August, officials said on Friday.' Last month, engineers lost contact with Deep Impact and unsuccessfully tried to regain communications. The cause of the failure was unknown, but NASA suspects the spacecraft lost control, causing its antenna and solar panels to be pointed in the wrong direction. NASA had hoped Deep Impact would play a key role in observations of the approaching Comet ISON, a suspected first-time visitor to the inner solar system that was discovered in September 2012 by two Russian astronomers. The comet is heading toward a close encounter with the sun in November, a brush that it may not survive." Deep Impact has had a pretty good run, though: from its original mission to launch a copper slug at a comet (hence the name), to looking for Earth-sized planets.
Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
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I'm no rocket engineer, but maybe critical systems like "antenna point toward brightest star" should be analog hardware based.
Can't find water, can't find methane, can't find their DICP - no wonder they have a hard time finding funding :)
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A roommate of mine in college had a religious poster stuck to the wall with yellow sticky tack. When it inevitably fell to the floor, he looked at where the picture had been, and said: "I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ, Satan." Yeah, it was Satan, not that unreliable sticky tack he used. Now, if it had crumpled itself up and flung over to the trash can...
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
Finally WE get to probe the aliens.
Send Deep Impact's sister probe: Deep Throat.
We better be on blue alert.
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You are paranoid. There is no way a computer can tell how many CAPS you are taking.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
It is possible that the spacecraft is going through layers of falesafes, until it finally just points its solar panels at the Sun, points its radio antenna at Earth, and cries for help. Remember the mission to Eros: http://klabs.org/richcontent/Reports/Failure_Reports/NEAR_Rendezvous_Burn.pdf
Lemme take another look.
That can all be explained without extra-planetary influence...
You lose your keys, it's aliens.
No, that's gremlins.
A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens.
Sorry, that's poltergeists.
That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
In the USA we normally attribute that to Taco Bell.
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
Your sig is a lie. Unless there's a preceding or trailing space, it's 33 chars. Apologies on the pedantism.
In fact, it needs equipment that can take extreme radiation and hits from dust particles travelling at 10000 km/h and faster. The parts you would use on earth wouldn't last a year in space, probably more like a week. The initial design called for a way shorter life time than they got out of it, so parts failure to sensors or other electronics due to impact or radiation is a likely cause. Try running a car without maintenance for 5 years. You may get lucky and still be driving, but chances are extremely small. This mission was similar to that.
I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
The peril of human controlled computer operated machines is that they do what you told them to do, whether or not what you said was what you intended.
Help stamp out iliturcy.
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Thirty four characters live here.
This time I think you hacked a bridge too far.
Given all the conspiracy theories about the NSA lately, at very least these incidents have me dreaming up a new sci-fi novel, if not full out wondering if it was just a coverup for something way more diabolical.
slashdot troll = you make a compelling argument I do not like the implications of.
Apologies on the pedantism.
You mean pedantry.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
While we're on the Space Bowie parodies, here's "birth control to ginger tom"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhkZjsTT6G0
We thought V'ger was a threat, just wait for D'p Imp'ct to return to Earth. It will destroy us all with copper slugs from the heavens. Unless we can find someone to talk it down...
I doubt it. But if you want real paranoia, consider if they are again trying to do what they tried once before: the story of the Epic of Gilgamesh, where something went up into the heavens to "bring down wheat and loaves, and what came down was wheat (meteors) and loaves (asteroid/ comet) and one really huge fragment into the Indian ocean.
And when the person who had done it saw No's ark, he flew into a rage "they were ALL supposed to be dead!" And Ya, the clever prince said âoefor mercy's cake, this was bad that you have done... to try to kill them all."
Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
Oh, the name of the evil entity? Enlil, like the name of the satellite that looks at the far side ove the sun.
Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
I suppose EA wrote the program. Then used the same programming for simcity.
Wuddooeyeno? IITYWYBMAD? Like nuts? eclecticallyincorrect.com
Cut him some slack on the exorcism -- after all, you guys are surrounded by fellow students whose heads are constantly spinning and vomiting and swearing like a sailor.
(-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
Have gnu, will travel.
Unless he means he has 34 distinct personalities.
"Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
This probe finished its primary mission and performed an extended observation mission it was not specifically designed to perform and did a very good job... and then en route to a second extended mission it suffered an unrecoverable error...
While it is too bad that the probe has been lost, it did far better than the original design required, and a lot of observations were made long after its primary mission was completed. I say give it a nice memorial and call it above and beyond the call of duty. Great work DICP! RIP.