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Somebody Stole 7 Milliseconds From the Federal Reserve

An anonymous reader writes "Three to seven milliseconds before the fed moved interest rates, billions of dollars of trades were input that took advantage of the changed rates, reaping huge profits. According to a report at Mother Jones, 'Last Wednesday, the Fed announced that it would not be tapering its bond buying program. This news was released at precisely 2 pm in Washington 'as measured by the national atomic clock.' It takes 7 milliseconds for this information to get to Chicago. However, several huge orders that were based on the Fed's decision were placed on Chicago exchanges 2-3 milliseconds after 2 pm. How did this happen?'"

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  1. What, you thought this was a fair market? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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  2. I do not understand why this is a story by kruach+aum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or why it is framed as 'banks break physics' rather than 'someone talked and then fraud happened'.

  3. But.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    they STILL didn't get first post, did they?

  4. Once again by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure it was Billie Ray Valentine and Louis Winthorpe. They did this previously and managed to bankrupt Mortimer and Randolph Duke in the commodities market.

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    1. Re:Once again by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope that the guys who did this made more than one dollar.

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  5. Re:Uh... by Russ1642 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm pretty sure it was a speed of light violation. We should announce to the rest of the world this marvelous discovery.

  6. Re:Uh... by aynoknman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps this is evidence that the Higgs is getting more subtle.

    And a lot richer.

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  7. Beeks? by raftpeople · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if there was a guy named Beeks that had the report in his briefcase and traveled to the exchange in advance of the public announcement, and there were 2 men and a woman that intercepted the report and used it to their advantage while swapping it with a fake report which was given to the original people?

  8. Re:Uh... by HideyoshiJP · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can only hope the responsible investors are properly ticketed and fined. What a glorious and historic $75 that will be.

  9. Re:Uh... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    When did we start talking about airport security?

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  10. Re:Uh... by omnichad · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a packet leaves Chicago heading east and a packet leaves New York at the same time, which state will they meet at?

  11. Re:Uh... by cusco · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Comcast is doing the routing, Oregon.

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  12. Re:It was the Dukes! by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Feeling good, Louis!

  13. Re:It was the Dukes! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Feeling good, Louis!

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  14. Re:It was the Dukes! by s.petry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which of you stole 7ms to post at exactly the same time as the other?

    Sorry, couldn't resist... :)

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