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Swiss War Game Envisages Invasion By Bankrupt French

Posted by Unknown on from the let-them-spend-baguettes dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The Telegraph reports, 'Hordes of bankrupt French invade Switzerland to get their hands on their "stolen" money — such is the imaginary scenario cooked up by the Swiss military in simulations revealed over the weekend. Carried out in August, the apparently outlandish army exercise was based on the premise of an attack by a financially stricken France split into warring regions, according to Matin Dimanche, the Lausanne-based daily. ... Operation "Duplex-Barbara" went as far as imagining a three-pronged invasion from points near Neufchâtel, Lausanne and Geneva, according to a map published in the Swiss newspaper. Behind the dastardly raid was a paramilitary organization dubbed BLD, the Dijon Free Brigade bent on grabbing back "money that Switzerland had stolen from Saônia". "For its credibility, the Swiss army must work (to ward against) threats of the 21st century," Antoine Vielliard, Hauate-Savoie councilor, told Matin Dimanche. However, Daniel Berger, captain of the Swiss armored brigade, sought to play down the specificity of the threat. "The exercise has strictly nothing to do with France, which we appreciate" he told the Swiss press. ... "French towns were cited to provide soldiers with a real scale," he said. ... Neutral Switzerland has not been invaded since the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century. '"

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  1. Countries do this all the time by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Countries prepare war games involving invasions to or from nearby countries all the time. This just isn't that big a deal. The US likely has plans to invade Canada if necessary (although at least publicly the last one was canceled in the 1930s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red), and almost certainly has plans to invade Mexico. The Swiss have made their entire foreign policy center around a combination of neutrality and being prepared to repulse any invader, so this shouldn't be at all surprising.

    1. Re:Countries do this all the time by Dave+Emami · · Score: 5, Funny

      Famous but probably-apocryphal conversation between a visiting German general and his Swiss counterpart, prior to WW2:

      German: How many men are under your command?
      Swiss: I can mobilize one million men in less than twenty-four hours.
      German: What would happen if I marched five million men through that pass tomorrow?
      Swiss: I would call up my men. Each man would fire five shots. Then I would send them home.

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      "The Greens lynched a hacker in Chicago. Last month, but I think the body's still hanging from the old Water Tower."
    2. Re:Countries do this all the time by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Funny

      True, but Switzerland takes it up a level. Permanent tank traps in farmers fields, hidden military installations all over the country, bomb shelters, and a huge military reserve with regular training.

      And for some of them, an almost fanatical dedication to the pope.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    3. Re:Countries do this all the time by laejoh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh my gawd, I didn't expect that!

    4. Re:Countries do this all the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Terrorists are such a vanishingly irrelevant problem that it's not on the scale of things we even need to protect ourselves against. We need to protect against vending-machine related accidents before we need to deal with terrorism. Or wide-spread robbery of public funds by the financial sector.

  2. Not to worry! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Neutral Switzerland has not been invaded since the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century.

    By, uhm, France.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  3. Operation "Duplex-Barbara"..? by drkim · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw a movie called "Duplex-Barbara" once, but it was about this girl named Barbara taking a shower (in her duplex), and then the Pizza delivery guy arrives.

    Now that I think about it - there was some French kissing in it...

  4. Re:They're paranoid about their wealth by Xest · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No it wasn't. A lot of money in Swiss banks is money held by the owners illegally, we're not talking about tax avoidance here, we're talking about out and out tax evasion.

    Switzerland has gotten rich by allowing criminally obtained money to be stored in it's banks and then refusing to cooperate with the authorities of nations from where it was obtained illegally.

    We're talking literally billions of dollars that do not belong to the people Switzerland is letting keep it being held in Swiss banks which the Swiss banks, like pretty much all banks, then use to invest and make themselves wealthier.

    Switzerland has very much gotten rich off the back of illegally obtained money. This is the problem with most tax havens and especially Switzerland - it's not just that they act as a low tax place for tax avoiders to stash billions, it's the fact that they also allow tax evaders to store money that does not belong to them.

    The fact is that if Switzerland wasn't complicit in supporting criminality in just about every other nation in the world it wouldn't be even close to as wealthy as it is now, and that's what the GP was referring to - that the Swiss know full well if shit went down financially then people are going to come knocking and demand the Swiss hand back all that illegally held money and hence the reason they come up with such scenarios is because they know full well they're guilty and hold such illegally obtained funds in the first place.