Google Wants Patent On Splitting Restaurant Bills

theodp writes "In a classic example of parody coming to life," writes GeekWire's Todd Bishop, "a newly published patent filing reveals Google's ambitions to solve one of the most troublesome challenges known to humanity: Splitting the bill at the end of a meal." In its patent application for Tracking and Managing Group Expenditures, Google boasts that the invention of six Googlers addresses 'a need in the art for an efficient way to track group expenditures and settle balances between group members' by providing technology that thwarts 'group members [who] may not pay back their entire share of the bill or may forget and not pay back their share at all.'

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Bistromatics

[K. S. Kyosuke]

It's probably a part of Google space efforts. I've heard they've funded some research into bistromatics.

Imagine this:

[engun]

Picture in your mind for a moment, that someone actually typed this shit up, had lawyers obfuscate the inanity within and filed this application in the name of em.... "innovation". 'nuff said?

Re:Imagine this:

[Anonymous Coward]

Sadly I don't have to imagine. I've been through that process (at Google). Nobody is blind. Everyone knows the entire thing is bullshit. I really feel for the patent lawyers who end up doing this stuff all day.

These sorts of patents result from pressure from management to generate patents. Simple as that. They argue, of course, that it is for defensive purposes, and there is surely some merit to that. Google is unlikely to get bought or liquidated anytime soon. And whilst current management is in place they're unlikely to turn into patent trolls either. But Larry and Sergey won't be at the reigns forever. That's why I never liked taking part in it, even though my name ended up on a few patents along the way (for things only slightly less obvious than splitting a restaurant bill).

The sad thing is I know of one guy who developed something that actually was quite innovative, no other competitor has something like that AFAIK, and they chose not to patent because it was deemed better off as a trade secret. That's the patent system in action folks!

Re:Imagine this:

[AK Marc]

"One Click" (finally defeated) was nothing other than a bar tab - "on a computer". The problem is "on a computer" makes it seem novel. The system should change so that process patents must be implementation general. Doesn't matter if it is a person or multiple people or a computer or a robot or a car doing it. If it's been done before, the process isn't patentable. Now, if they come up with a new machine that does it, that's not a process.

Any yes, one year for software is long enough.

Bistromathics

[BeerCat]

I think Douglas Adams worked this one out a while back:

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Bistromathics

The third and most mysterious piece of nonabsoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the check, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for.

You'd have thought that Google, of all people, would have checked to see whether there was an app for that already...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=restaurant+bill+app

Not a problem in a lot of places . . .

[PolygamousRanchKid]

In a lot of places in Europe, the waiter/waitress does it for you. Like in Germany, for example.

Abolish patents

[jodido]

This is a perfect example of why patents should be abolished. Maybe in the 19th century they had some value but that time is long, long past. Now patents are a block to innovation.

"Innovation"

[Anonymous Coward]

These kind of bullshit patents spring up when a company incentivizes it's employees to generate as much IP as possible during their day to day development, so as to mine the path for any other company trying to reimplement the technology and follow the same (obvious and non-innovative) path.

I don't know how Google does it, but my company offers a 2000$ monetary bonus for each submission that reaches the filling stage, the vast majority of which are accepted by the patent office. That's right, anything from inventing public key crypto to splitting the bill is patented and squirreled away in the defensive portfolio. The innovatory aspect does not even matter any more, it's all about quantity, they set up all sort of "innovation targets" that entail reaching a certain number of patents. A patent per year is required for any senior wanting to get a good year-end rating.

This is the most anti-competitive, anti-science and anti-progress way to do R&D that I can imagine.

Re:"Innovation"

[Anonymous Coward]

We have the same thing here (fortune 100 company); approximately same bonus too.

The big problem is of course that if we didn't do this our competitors, who all do the same thing, would haul our asses into court on every contract we tried to sign or product we tried to launch (not that they don't already, but it's generally kept at a low level / settled beforehand since both parties know that the other also has hundreds of patents that an unknowledgeable jury or arbiter _might_ find infringing)..

Re:"Innovation"

[Bruinwar]

Exactly the same I.P. policies at my place of employment. We also split that 2K if more than one person works on it. This causes people to hide their ideas (& other's) & develop then in secret. Then file their invention disclosures on the sly. This causes a lot of animosity & accusations of idea theft.
Very little real innovation has happened in years under this policy. A whole lotta crap though!

Re:"Innovation"

[swillden]

This is the most anti-competitive, anti-science and anti-progress way to do R&D that I can imagine.

That's because it has nothing to do with R&D. Fairly few patents generated by engineers in tech companies even have anything at all to do with their day to day work, and aren't things that they actually build.

Incentives like the ones you mention (and, yes, Google does the same thing, except IIRC the bonus amounts are higher) do accomplish exactly what they're intended to accomplish: to build up a massive quantity of low-quality patents as inexpensively as possible. This is because the companies incenting this patent mania don't actually intend to use the inventions in any products, or really to use them directly at all. The goal is merely to build up a warchest of patents to increase the odds that if the company is sued for patent infringement that it can find something in its warchest with which to countersue.

In a nutshell: These patent incentives are about building legal capabilities, not technical capabilities.

For much of its existence, Google eschewed this patent arms race because it (rightly) viewed it as irrelevant or even harmful to actual progress. But the reality of the system in which we live eventually caught up with Google, and after finding itself at the mercy of other companies who did play the game, Google realized that it also has to play. Google bought Motorola to acquire a pre-packaged patent warchest, and also began incenting its engineers to produce patents.

Not many Google engineers do, actually, because outside of the bonuses there's little or no internal incentive to do it. Getting a bunch of patents that everyone knows are silly and useless won't get you promoted, or even a raise, and it won't increase your peers' estimation of you (which is why it won't get you promoted; promotions are based almost entirely on peer review). Nor will it lower your peers' opinions of you. It's just irrelevant, except for the extra cash.

IMO, this is exactly the right response by Google's management. The reality is that Google must have and continue accumulating a patent warchest, because that's how the world works. Google is also lobbying for patent reform, but that's a slow and uncertain prospect. But it's also true that while being able to survive legal battles is critically important to a tech company's survival, a company's success comes from its technology, so it would be a bad idea for Google to build a culture that actually glorifies patents. So, promotions and status are based on impact, but Google engineers who want to can earn a little extra cash by coming up with patentable ideas.

It's not ideal, but within the context of the litigious world we inhabit it's the best approach.

Re:"Innovation"

[Solandri]

Out of curiosity, has Google actually ever used a dubious patent to sue someone for patent infringement who didn't sue them first? I'm right there with you in rallying against stupid patents, but the reality is that the USPTO is giving out such stupid patents. If you're trying to run a business, there's little point in taking a principled stance which just makes you pay $millions in the future defending against a patent suit, when you can just pay $10,000 up front and get the patent in your own name.

Voice activated check split app

[drkim]

I already use a voice recognition/voice activated app for this. It uses a two word 'trigger' phrase.

When the waitperson is within range, any party at the table faces them and say the trigger phrase: "separate checks."

When the meal is done, multiple bills arrive that are delivered to each dining party, with the amounts for each of their food & beverage items listed, tax and total. Each party can calculate a gratuity based on their own opinion of the individual service they received.

This app also allows for the parties to arrive, and leave, at staggered times.

This is fairly advanced tech, so don't expect to see it on phone/tablets for a while...

PayPal already did it

[Cyfun]

This is in fact how PayPal came to be. These four guys would go out to eat often, and when it came time to pay, one guy would cover the meal, and the other three would reimburse him by whipping out their PDAs and transferring the funds to his bank account. They quickly realized that this concept of quickly and easily transferring money electronically was the wave of the future, formed a company called Confinity, and launched this product called PayPal a year later. Within only a few months, Confinity was bought out by some guy named Elon Musk.

I just wish Google would buy out PayPal and have it all under one damn roof. Plus, how cool would it be if Google made space ships? :D

Re:Fine Print

[BrokenHalo]

This isn't just "splitting the bill". The patentable part of Google's code is how it stores the information on who ordered what...

And the not-so-fine print is that anyone who is that creepy about itemising his/her expenses to that extent at a social gathering will be the individual who will not be invited again. The sociable thing to do (unless one member of the party consumes just half a leaf of lettuce) is to divide the bill by the number of people at the table. Sure, there will be imbalances, but over multiple occasions (in normally reasonable and congenial company) they should pretty much average out.

Re:Fine Print

[TheRaven64]

Assuming everyone is on roughly the same income level. If not, then some people may order cheaper things (or, for example, skip a starter) because they can't really afford it. If you then make them pay the same amount as everyone else, then they are likely to not join in the next time. If your peer group includes some vegetarian teetotallers then you'll be in a similar situation: without meat or alcohol, their meal cost is likely to consistently be lower than everyone else's and unless they are a lot better off than everyone else they're likely to resent having to subsidise everyone else every time you go out.

Re:Prior art

[Milosch1]

A Dutch bank already has this built into their mobile banking application stack. One person foots the bill and the app takes care of splitting things up and billing the individuals that are splitting the bill. It also tracks their payments and helps send out reminders.

Is that why they call it going Dutch? ;)

Tapwater in Germany

[k2r]

The quality of German tapwater is highly monitored and thus the water usually is microbially and chemically at least as clean as bottled water. There is dispute whether it is even monitored /better/ than bottled water.
The risk of contaminating it with a filter is way higher than drinking it directly from the tap. You might have some issues with lead piping in old houses if you have soft water, though.

Concerning taste YMMV, some places have harder water, some temporary add some chlorine after heavy rain, but usually it's tasty.
Over all your warning is complete bollocks.

This is not the problem

[0xdeadbeef]

The actual problem are the passive-aggressive douchebags who make it a contest to see who gets to pay for everyone's meal, and later whine about how some people never pay for everyone's meal, so that they can be both the altruistic Christian hero and the exploited supply-sider hero.