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No FiOS In Boston? We'll Make an Ad Anyway

Zott writes "The Boston Globe has a front-page story about Verizon's FiOS that recounts what many of us here in Boston and some surrounding urban areas know already: Verizon won't invest in the physical plant and actually offer the fiber optic Internet and TV service here in the 'hub of the universe.' This hasn't stopped Verizon from launching a new advertising campaign with Donnie Wahlberg (member of New Kids on the Block, actor, and well-known Boston native) standing in Copley Square and the Charlestown neighborhood touting the product. It goes even further, though — according to the Globe's article, '"This is New England, where people tell it straight," says Wahlberg... "No phonies, no fakers, no shortcuts."' Except for the shortcut in the fine print that's presumably in the ad somewhere: 'FiOS not available in all areas.'"

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  1. A FiOS by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    A FiOS ad?
    That's mighty sad
    Like the last razor
    Rick Rubin had.
    Burma Shave

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  2. No Fakers? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Funny

    But what about doodie-heads? Are there meanies or stupid-faces?

  3. Just got a local mailer for FIOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got a mailer for Verizon FIOS at my house this week. Guess what? They don't have coverage in my area. Who is the idiot that ran that Mail Campaign?

  4. Re:You're one of a tiny few. by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Irregardless of if you used literally correctly, the GP's grammarian ass should be decimated. I could care less what he says.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'