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Are Cable Subscribers Subsidizing Internet-Only TV Viewers?

waderoush sends a tongue-in-cheek open letter to cable TV subscribers from somebody who has cut the cord in favor of streaming shows over the internet. "Dear Cable TV Subscriber: I don't think I've ever told you how grateful I am. I haven't paid a cent for cable television since 2009. Yet I have on-demand access via the Internet to a growing cornucopia of great shows like Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad, at reasonable à la carte prices. And it's all because you continue to pay exorbitant and ever-increasing monthly fees for your premium cable bundle (around $80 per month, on average). After all, your money goes straight to the studios and networks that produce and distribute all the expensive first-run programming that I'm perfectly happy to watch later at heavily discounted prices. So in effect, you're subsidizing my own footloose, freeloading, cord-cutting TV habits. I don't know how to thank you!"

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  1. It rolls down hill by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you streaming subscriber for subsidizing my torrents. Sorry to sound like a snide dick, but once you got things rolling I decided, why not?

  2. Re:Mod question... by queazocotal · · Score: 2, Funny

    The new site has in fact been worked on in the background for several years, ever since a particular incident where a temporary redesign caused lawyers to get in touch and put it back to normal.
    After long negotiations, the company saw that slashdot was a suitable platform for their outreach beyond their core audience.

    They are in fact changing the comments system to 'Comments are Magic' - and slashdot will henceforth be known as 'My Little Slashy'.

  3. Re:Mod question... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's why I wear a Diamondium hat.

  4. Re:Mod question... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everyone knows Dimondium is crap! Dimondillion is the way to go...

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    -- You are in a maze of little, twisty passages, all different... --
  5. Re:Mod question... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wernstrom!