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Google's Barge Is a Marketing Showroom
Dave Knott writes "The mysterious barge docked in San Francisco Bay that has been fueling intense speculation the past week will serve as a luxury showroom for Google products and a floating, modular venue for the company's private events. The large structure built out of shipping containers that sits on top of the barge will be used to market Google Glass, the much-hyped augmented reality headgear Google unveiled this year, and other products and to host invitation-only events and parties for clients. The structure is constructed of interchangeable 12-metre high shipping containers that can be assembled and disassembled and transported by road, rail or ship anywhere in the world."
12 metre long shipping containers.
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How much of the free but proprietary software in the US spies on you?
Which software would that be?
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Stacks of containers to make a showroom?
Seems a bit of a stretch. Maybe it all looks better through Glass?
...is probably Apple. But Google are getting there.
Just the thing when you need to move a 30' smurf.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Obelisks. Google fucked with Europa while making EuropaMaps.Google.com
Table-ized A.I.
Out of all the things a mysterious Google barge could be, I have to say a marketing platform has got to be one of the most boring options imaginable. Unless they're using these to demonstrate somehow illegal hardware in international waters, I hope I never hear about this Glasshole ad campaign again.
They're actually trying to raise a Russian sub.
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They probably decided to be shy about the (intentionallly) submersible part. Just the thing as a mobile post to control .... kaiJu-killer Sharks with Lasers on their heads? It does seem to be scalable, at least as a hypothesis. I'd be guessing modular, interactive, and networked.
It would be neat as a mobile AWS base for marine radiation monitoring. ... hm. But that would actually be in the public interest and (possibly) for the public good. So, naaah, that's not it! :-/
"Pssst! Hey, kid! Yes, you! Wanna see something awesome? Come with me into this shipping container! You'll like it, believe me."
I love the idea of modular, transportable structures, but do they have to look like a pile of garbage bins with pins sticking out of the top? That's not industrial-cool, or retro-cool, that's just plain ugly. Makeover!
"We receive as friendly that which agrees with, we resist with dislike that which opposes us" - Faraday
Standard size of shipping containers are 20ft and 40ft, yes, imperial feet, not meters.
Is there a need to stick to metric system no matter what ?
...tow it out to sea and sink it. Nothing of value would be lost.
They can just hang out around the barge, and pass out tickets in the barge parking lot!
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/30/tech/mobile/google-glass-driving-ticket/
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
So they're trying to recreate one of the classic problems in computer science...lol...
...should this thing ever sink during a Glass presentation.
The first ones logically will be experimental but my bet is Google has already done all the logistics and it will just work. Que the anti Google lobbying in Washington and why the hell else would Microsoft be so hot to sponsor Rockstar right now to take out the Android platform with patent lawsuits unless they knew that Google was about to change the game? My bet is also that these barges will double as data centers using HP tech Moonshot servers so that the power consumption will make them viable as well. Notice also that HP, Oracle and IBM are conspicuously absent from the blood hungry zombie list of of contributors to the Rockstar patent troll consortium. Though I doubt very much that there is any love between Oracle and Google considering Oracle's failed attempts to torpedo Android. I just wonder how much Microsoft and Apple were involved in the original move to push Oracle into a law suit against Google.
This guy might say that the Annunaki are behind the Google barges but floating showrooms are about as sensible an explanation as using these barges for that purpose. It has to be something revolutionary otherwise Google would have leaked it already.
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these are probably Brin's old models...he upgraded to a bigger party barge & decided to sell his old one to his company
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Google with a comical false mustache and trenchcoat: Hey press, what's that mysterious barge over there?
Press: OOOOOOO What is it?????
Google: We're not tellllllling you! It's totally not important and it isn't Google Glass related.
Press: But wouldn't the Port Authority have to be aware of it?
Google: Yes, but if you go and say that right away, then it's not MYSTERIOUS!
Press: So what you're looking for is a fluff piece to so how cool and unique you are?
Google: like.... our....
Press: PRODUCTS!
Google: Thank you!
Public: OOOOOOOO What is it???
Google: candy... from... a... baby
...is probably Apple. But Google are getting there.
If earning billions of dollars in profits counts as having your head up your ass, count me in any day!
It's the raft.
We should invite all the google glass enthusiasts to it on one day and then sink it.
Outside of the small circle of bloggers and 'journalists' who were hoping it was an antigravity battle station. Because they're morons.
Google's first attempt at a holodeck?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I realize this may be only me, but whenever someone mentions Google Glass, I think Virtual Light glasses from the Gibson series of novels -- where the Bay Bridge was no longer used as a bridge, and squatters were living on it instead, which for some reason I was reminded of again by having Google's floating structure in the Bay..
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
Why build a demo space out of shipping containers? The dimensions are awful.
The floating data center isn't a great idea, either. You have all the headaches of salt water corrosion. It's hard to get bulk power and data offshore. It's not cheaper than building on low-value land. The only justifications would be political. It might be useful if you had to bring up a big data center in a primitive area with little infrastructure.
This is obviously a trial project for something else they want to build in shipping containers, to see if it will work. Just another dot-com company burning money doing something silly! In a year or two, they'll be working on whatever it really is that they want to purpose this stuff for.
The Affordable Health Care Barge. A wireless connectivity travelling software center version. A Travelling Signup Center Version. And a Hospitality Version. No one likes to mention the Disposal, er, Unplanned Rescision Version.
Comparatively, the local armed forces in the Amazon (Forest) Region usually carry out yearly health campaigns, aided by student volunteers from universities. The navies usually send hospital ships up the Amazon and a few major tribitaries.
It's a heads up display, totaly different.
This has to be fake! Google would never use anything massive and over bloated!
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