Microsoft and Facebook Launch Internet Bug Bounty Program
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft and Facebook today jointly launched a new initiative called the Internet Bug Bounty program. In short, the two companies are looking to secure the Internet stack by rewarding anyone and everyone who hacks it, and responsibly discloses vulnerabilities they find. The minimum bounty for hacking any component of the Internet is $5,000."
.. bribe them.
The three laws of thermodynamics:(1) You can't win. (2) You can't break even. (3) You can't even quit.
The minimum fine for hacking any component of the Internet is $5,000
There, fixed that for you.
Didn't you know? Hacking has become a criminal activity that sends you to court nowadays...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Hacking the Internet? Must be a new form of hacking the Gibson.
The minimum bounty for hacking any component of the Internet is $5,000.
My Internet-facing router is a "component of the Internet" and I have already hacked it.
Pay up, bitches!
Redirect facebook.com and microsoft.com and all their servers and namesakes to 0.0.0.0 or to 127.0.0.1 in the root DNS servers. Problem solved.
If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
Watch out Gopher, I'm coming for you!
Hope they don't brake the internet.... Althou no one hardly ever uses it anymore since the web 2.0 came along!
today two companies I despise, microsoft and facebook, came together to offer me not a job with dental and health benefits, but what most would conclude is a pittance for securing something as arbitrary and vast as "the internet."
the black market on the other hand offered to pay handsomly a years salary for my exploit that breaks microsoft embedded security in appliances like ATM's and nuclear reactors, thereby recognizing and acknowledging my important work in the field of security. Until such time as megacorps get their milton freeman head out of their ayn rand arse, im inclined to sell to the highest bidder because $5000 bounties dont pay my mortgage.
Good people go to bed earlier.
Politicians can't stop them, the NSA has dirt on everyone.
NSA will pay me twice that much! :)
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Be widespread: vulnerability manifests itself across a wide range of products, or impacts a large number of end users.
Be vendor agnostic: vulnerability is present in implementations from multiple vendors or a vendor with dominant market share.
Be severe: vulnerability has extreme negative consequences for the general public.
Be novel: vulnerability is new or unusual in an interesting way.
"
So MS is tired of seeing just the TONS of bugs and major issues with their products and wants to bribe the community to please try and show that a least of few of those same bugs affect other, non-MS platforms? Yeesh.
I bet they could make $100,000,000 the first day.
sounds more like it...
Remember kids, the only responsible disclosure is full disclosure.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_disclosure
Microsoft is the biggest and most harmful bug of all time in computing quality and security.
And Facebook is the biggest privacy bug.
Where do I report them?
What do Microsoft and Facebook have to do with the Internet, ffs. They are CUSTOMERS of it, not owners.
To BOTH the then VP of Windows Client Performance Division (right here on /. no less where HE CONCEDED I AM CORRECT ON NO LESS -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1467692&cid=30384918 ) & also to Mr. Steven Sinofsky's blog on "Engineering Windows 7" -> http://blogs.msdn.com/b/e7/archive/2009/02/25/feedback-and-engineering-windows-7.aspx?PageIndex=3
* Did they change it - even though it was conceded to SLOW DOWN a part of Windows in the IP stack?
ANSWER = No...
(No - They, of ALL people since they're "in charge" there or were @ the time, even though they SAID they would? Never got back to me in the 1st case though they said they would!)
Which personally I could give 2 shits about on "getting back to me" (OR even giving me credit for finding the blunder) - no, instead: PLEASE, just FIX it!
NOW, however: What did I hear, that ASTOUNDED ME the most (from the VP, not the then head of Windows in Sinofsky)?
"PASS THE BUCK BULLSHIT" is what:
Pretty much "It's not MY dept. - talk to the guys who designed the IP stack" - WTF?!?
Hey... This IS a performance issue, one YOU conceded, & YES YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE DIVISION CONCERNING PERFORMANCE!
MS needs NEW & BETTER mgt... period, & all the way around from my experience there!
(Especially, vs. ignorant "we are in the billionaire boys club frat together rats", who "pass the buck" when confronted AND shown to have their pants down during doing so as I did to them...)
APK
P.S.=> Sometimes, MS pisses me off even though I am a HUGE "fanboy" of theirs, I have to admit it...
So "initiatives" like this just make me laugh, they really truly do!
See - I know a LOT of things that need fixing (both in security AND in other areas like efficiency, & that's only SCRATCHING THE SURFACE above - only thing is, they're TURNED ME OFF to even trying anymore, since nobody does a damned thing about it... not even the "top dogs")...
... apk