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Could Slashdot (Or Other Private Entity) Sue a Spy Agency Like GCHQ Or NSA?

Nerval's Lobster writes "When the GCHQ agency (Britain's equivalent of the National Security Agency) reportedly decided to infiltrate the IT network of Belgian telecommunications firm Belgacom, it relied on a sophisticated version of a man-in-the-middle attack, in which it directed its targets' computers to fake, malware-riddled versions of Slashdot and LinkedIn. If the attack could be proven without a doubt, would the GCHQ—or any similar spy agency engaging in the same sort of behavior—be liable for violating trademarks or copyrights, since a key part of its attack would necessitate the appropriation of intellectual property such as logos and content? We asked someone from the Electronic Frontier Foundation about that, and received a somewhat dispiriting answer. "From a trademark perspective, if a company uses another company's marks/logos to deceive, there may be a trademark claim," said Corynne McSherry, the EFF's Intellectual Property Director. "But it's complicated a bit by two problems: (1) the fact that while there may be confusion, it's not necessarily related to the actual purchase of any goods and services; and (2) multiple TM laws are in play here—for example UK trademark law may have different exceptions and limitations." McSherry also addressed other issues, including governments' doctrine of sovereign immunity."

188 comments

  1. Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And magically drugs appear inside your house plus pictures of you fondling kids.

    1. Re:Sue them... by ciderbrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if you're lucky. the other choice being ending up dead inside a padlocked suitcase which you locked yourself into. Your death will be an Accident!

    2. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I thought it would be more like a robbery and the robbers kill you.

      Or, you slipped and fell in your bathtub and hit your head.

      Or, you were cleaning your flintlock and accidentally shot yourself 5 times - in the back of the head.

    3. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      FYI ciderbrew is referring to an actual event, albeit speculatively.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams

    4. Re:Sue them... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

      And magically drugs appear inside your house plus pictures of you fondling kids.

      These days, no such trouble is necessary. They'll just come get you and haul you off indefinitely with no explanation. At least, that's the case in the US. Maybe the Brits are better protected from their government.

    5. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Better protected? We are worse off.. :(

    6. Re:Sue them... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, you have a lot of faith in British law enforcement and security.

      No, you'll suddenly decide to kill yourself just before you're going to present important information, like David Kelly. Or you'll commit a minor infraction like jumping a ticket barrier and be shot a few times for "oh he was totally about to set off a bomb", a la Jean Charles de Menezes. Or you'll have a heart attack after being lightly handled by a police officer during a protest, like Ian Tomlinson.

    7. Re:Sue them... by jythie · · Score: 2

      Luckily, I suspect the only real outcome would be they laugh at you and then go out for a light lunch. Threatening to sue the NSA is about as likely to frighten them as threatening to drink all the water.

    8. Re:Sue them... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Naw you will just go broke trying to win.

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    9. Re:Sue them... by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      It was a gym bag, not a suitcase..

      This was made famous by Salvador Allende when he committed suicide by airstrike and shooting himself 37 times.

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    10. Re:Sue them... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Add the fact that you can not sue the government unless you get permission from the government to sue them.

      Yes this is a real thing.

      Sovereign immunity is a real bitch.

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    11. Re:Sue them... by alen · · Score: 1

      not even that

      your case will be thrown out of court. you cant sue another country for spying on you

    12. Re:Sue them... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I'm betting there is a think tank for "unexplained deaths" to come up with new, plausible ways to remove irritating people.

      The "small plane crash" is notorious for Latin American leaders standing in the way of multinational profits. There's many ways to cause heart attacks. Perforations with an ice gun that leaves nothing but a small hole (been around for decades).

      So yeah -- you bring up some good cases of deaths that make you go "hmmm".

      It's important for dastardly deeds to have some level of novelty, so that the populace doesn't start to suspect. You can't always control the investigation at the small plane crash to remove evidence, after all.

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    13. Re:Sue them... by NettiWelho · · Score: 3
      Since this thread seems to be riddled with the misconception that sovereign immunity grants government blanket immunity to liability for wrongdoing, I feel the need to insert this in a position with better visibility.

      The United States has waived sovereign immunity to a limited extent, mainly through the Federal Tort Claims Act, which waives the immunity if a tortious act of a federal employee causes damage

      Intentional torts
      Torts against the person include assault, battery, false imprisonment, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and fraud, although the latter is also an economic tort.
      Property torts involve any intentional interference with the property rights of the claimant (plaintiff). Those commonly recognized include trespass to land, trespass to chattels (personal property), and conversion.

      Further, in the article talking about the specific Federal Tort Claims Act...

      However, the FTCA does not exempt intentional torts for "investigative or law enforcement officers," allowing aggrieved individuals to bring lawsuits

      Attacking a civilian owned computer system is definitely violation of property rights.

      Also, the action they are taking is directly forbidden in the United States constitution.

      Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution
      ...
      The Fourth Amendment (Amendment IV) to the United States Constitution is the part of the Bill of Rights that prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and requires any warrant to be judicially sanctioned and supported by probable cause.
      ...
      One threshold question in Fourth Amendment jurisprudence is whether a "search" has occurred. Initial Fourth Amendment case law hinged on a citizen's property rights—that is, when the government physically intrudes on "persons, houses, papers, or effects" for the purpose of obtaining information, a "search" within the original meaning of the Fourth Amendment has occurred.
      ...
      The Fourth Amendment proscribes unreasonable seizure of any person, person's home (including its curtilage) or personal property without a warrant. A seizure of property occurs when there is "some meaningful interference with an individual's possessory interests in that property"

      I'd argue that inserting malware is again, "meaningful interference with an individual's possessory interests in that property".

    14. Re:Sue them... by Yakasha · · Score: 1
      Pigs are pigs regardless of who fills their trough.

      Sad thing is, I don't hate cops. I totally understand the stress they're under whether they're policing high-crime areas or grandma's backyard (just before they shoot her based on a crack-addict's "tip"). As individuals, I'm still confident they're no different than anybody else on the street.

      However, corporate ownership of the government and the unwillingness of even "good" cops (and prosecutors) to hold other cops accountable for misdeeds, forces the public, including me, to treat them like the "enemy". (I don't mean Chris Dorner asymetrical warfare style; I mean dob/address/name/lawyer only... ALWAYS; and with plenty of political action in between traffic stops) The odds of being misidentified like Menezes or Ryan Ferguson are so miniscule that they almost don't warrant any attention. But like long-term care insurance or surfing when sharks have been spotted in the area, you have to take it seriously because the effects are so catastrophic.

    15. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, they are competing with silkroad 2 too?

    16. Re:Sue them... by Decker-Mage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      tl;dr

      Sovereign immunity is a real bitch.

      Got that one right. I'm a disabled vet as a direct result of a shipyard accident in the US Navy. Both the Navy and VA really fucked up by not following up on neurological problems that developed over the next few years. Bone spurs were forming in the cervical (neck) vertabrae, slicing through the spinal cord. What should of happened is that when they found the symptoms were not a result of damage outside the spine, they should have done an MRI. Oops. The Veteran's Administration also failed to follow up for an additional seven years over the Navy's four before doing the MRI. Then they waited for another four years before telling me that I'm inoperable and terminal. Oops! I have a team of doctors, now, at the VA who can't help me on the pain issues or much of anything else other than trying to keep me from killing myself as I have done, unsatisfactorily, over a dozen times. Whatever.

      The actual point of the post is that my medical team keep pushing me to sue the US Navy and the VA for malpractice (and the US Navy for wrongful termination ;-0). Yeah, like that's gonna fly. You have to get a Federal Judge's permission by finding an overwhelming need for justice in your case. Hell, you also need a lawyer who's willing to go out on a limb as, in my case, what disability I do get just allows a hand to mouth existence. No room for legal fees there. I get just enough ($1K) to stay off SSI and that's after a twenty-three year wait.

      Now, I do like to keep track of these things, but the last lawsuit that did go through, well this cardiac surgeon killed 60+ (65?) patients. A bunch of people kept going before a judge to certify and finally, FINALLY, after killing all those people, they're allowed to sue for malpractice. Fortunately,.I'm not to the point of really blaming anybody. I should have pushed for other tests beyond the electro-myelogram [it tickled, which is NOT a good thing for an EMG, in case you've never had one. Almost every patient screams.] For all our experience in delivering destruction, it's funny that you hardly ever going postal at the VA facilities or the courthouse. Lucky, I guess.

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    17. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may protect the NSA, but not GCHQ. The UK, like most other developed nations, does not recognise sovereign immunity as applying to the government.

    18. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your summery. For the other part, little bit offtopic don't you think?

    19. Re:Sue them... by anagama · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah whatever. How about the State Secrets Doctrine which really took hold after the widows of some RCA engineers sued the USAF after the plane their husbands were on crashed (they were testing some equipment). The widows wanted the crash report, the USAF said it contained secrets. No judge, not even any on the Supreme Court, ever checked to see if the USAF was flat out lying. Which they were as it turns out. 40 years later when the accident report was declassified, it contained no national security level secrets. It did contain information that the USAF neglected to maintain the plane properly and neglected to install heat shields in the engines -- a manufacturer recommended modification to prevent engine fires. The plane that killed the geeks on board suffered engine fires exactly like those the modification was designed to prevent.

      So yeah, the Feds have waived SI to some extent, but that won't stop them from lying to everyone and anyone, even the Supreme Court, in order to cover up malfeasance and negligence.

      http://www.dcbar.org/for_lawyers/resources/publications/washington_lawyer/october_2008/books.cfm

      The State Secrets Doctrine has been used by the Feds to get away with all kinds of crap, most recently of course, with a focus telecommunications masspionage, preventing people who were innocent and tortured from seeking redress, and so forth. As for the 4th Amendment -- it's a joke because of the Third Party Doctrine which equates "reasonable expectation of privacy" to "complete and total secrecy." Anything that is not absolutely secret has no 4th Amendment protection, and if you think about, barely anything in modern life does not include third parties in some way. The whole fucking post 9/11 debacle has the Feds using the State Secrets Doctrine and the Third Party Doctrine as a bulldozer to burry every American ideal we've pretended to revere for centuries.

      So again, whatever. If a Fed. agent dings your bumper, the Feds will pay out, but the sovereign immunity waiver is only for such trivial things. If it matters, the Feds will fuck you over till Christmas, and then kick you in the teeth before taking a crap on you.

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    20. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jean Charles de Menezes wasnt shot for being a terrorist . He was shot for being a plumber, have you seen what tyhey earn in the capital? It was class warfare the London elite (doctors , lawyers, media whores) were pissed off he earned more than they did in a 'profession'.

    21. Re:Sue them... by symes · · Score: 1

      Erm - the guy that jumped the ticket barrier. A bunch of explosive devices had just gone off in London on public transport, the police were actively searching for more terrorists. This guy fitted the description of the bombers, had a back pack (as they did) and ran from armed officers towards a train station. I am not surprised he was shot. It was a very unfortunate set of events and his death was a terrible tragedy. But shit happens sometimes.

      No one from David Kelly's immediate family are saying anything to suggest they do not accept the verdict of suicide.

      Tomlinson died of natural causes - if he hadn't of had his heart attack when he was hit by the officer he would have had it pretty soon after. That is the sad reality of life sometimes.

      If the wind blows there are leaves on the ground. But if there are leaves on the ground it is fallacious to infer the wind has blown. Affirming the consequent, if you are at interested...

    22. Re:Sue them... by NettiWelho · · Score: 2

      If the governments representative lies in court is he not guilty of perjury? I was under the belief statements in court are always made under personal liability.

    23. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That has been in the news again recently.

      MI6 Spy in a bag Gareth Williams 'probably locked himself inside it'

      Two experts, working for the coroner, tried 400 times to lock themselves into the North Face bag and one claimed even Harry Houdini “would have struggled” to squeeze himself inside.

      But days after the inquest a retired Army sergeant showed that it was possible and now police believe it was possible to do so. Mr Williams, a fitness fanatic, had an interest in escapology and confined spaces, visiting little known websites on the internet.

      Spy In Bag: MI6 Man Probably Locked Himself In

    24. Re:Sue them... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 2

      1) I didn't realise that jumping a ticket barrier while looking a bit Arab was sufficient grounds for being shot several times. I must have been dreaming through the twenty-five years my father and I lived through IRA bombings in London as commuters using the underground, running around looking like Arabs, and never being shot.

      This included the time my foreigner-with-a-suitcase father had to run from a bomb which had just gone off. Thank goodness our services weren't always this incompetent;

      2) Can you think of reasons why Kelly's family would not want to make a fuss? Here are two:

      i) If your loved one has just died then, whatever it means to the country, it's also a very personal thing to you. You don't want it turning into a media freeding frenzy (well, certainly no more than it already was!);

      ii) If you have the slightest suspicion that the government has murdered one of your family, who wouldn't you want to piss off a second time?

      There are a few absurd but also some very credible outstanding objections to the handling of Kelly's inquest.

      3) Re Tomlinson, it requires a fairly high level of legal cluelessness and a strong moral vacuum to argue, "Well, he was ill and would probably have died soon anyway, so what does it matter that he was assaulted by a police officer? And who cares that the police denied the assault?"

      * * *

      I agree that Kelly's death is the odd one out in that we have no confirmation that the death was the result of needless state brutality. Instead, all we have is the refusal to conduct a full timely inquest following one of the most suspicious high-profile deaths in recent UK political memory, an on-going defence from (ex-)government of confirmed liars, and a pile of never-addressed objections.

      If justice is not seen to be done then justice is not done.

    25. Re:Sue them... by anagama · · Score: 2

      Yes. There is an unwritten exception for Federal Employees of course. For example, see James Clapper lying to Congress about scooping up phone data. Lying to Congress is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison. Clapper hasn't even lost his job, let alone faced prosecution.

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    26. Re:Sue them... by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1
      " Mr Williams... visiting little known websites on the internet." How would they know that? Oh, wait...

      In December 2010, police released further details, stating that Williams had visited a number of bondage websites.

      The coroner rejected suicide,... She said his visits to bondage websites only occurred intermittently and were not of a frequency to indicate an active interest.

      Good to see that always on, always recording spy network being put to good use...

    27. Re:Sue them... by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Considering the way the pedophilia moral panic will ruin your life and the lives of all your relatives, I would call death the lucky option.

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    28. Re:Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's most tragic that you had actually served your country's machines of murder before you realize that the sociopaths that lead couldn't care less about you and yours.

      Whether killed in combat or permanently disabled due to negligence, you're just a body, meat to be thrown at a problem in order to create a false sense of valor.

    29. Re:Sue them... by tomtomtom · · Score: 2

      Erm - the guy that jumped the ticket barrier <snip> ...

      He didn't jump any ticket barrier. The "jumped the ticket barrier" comment was attributed at the time to an eyewitness but it has been alleged that it was in fact one of the police officers involved (and if that's true then it appears consistent with the idea of the Met realising their mistake and trying to smear him through this and other 'off the record' briefings to the press with the aim of making themselves look less incompetent).

    30. Re:Sue them... by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      I knew about the meat part. I knew it going in. However, serving is what we do in my family, both sides of the tree, man or woman. (Shrug). I'm most annoy about the screw up since it ended my career.

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    31. Re:Sue them... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      Couldn't agree more. You'd have to make it your life's work to comprehensively ruin the accuser, and even then it would only be seen as retaliation.

      Though an unpopular opinion, I am absolutely behind the idea that the identity of any person accused of a crime should not be released to the public until after conviction, regardless of crime committed. It's far too easy to smear someone with baseless accusations, especially if they're of a sexual nature.

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    32. Re: Sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Government Sues You!

    33. Re:Sue them... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      This was made famous by Salvador Allende when he committed suicide by airstrike and shooting himself 37 times.

      So sad, to see such severe depression go untreated and proceed to such a spectacular self-harm.

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  2. No. by SenorPez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Laws only apply to little people. Go back to shoveling dirt you peasants, and leave your governmental overlords in peace.

    1. Re:No. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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    2. Re:No. by BSAtHome · · Score: 2

      Surely, there is a very simple method to do something about it.

      When the state oversteps its boundary, it is time to replace the state. If not in orderly fashion, then with force. It is called revolution.

    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, only a matter of time now.
      It might not get a lot of television coverage at first.

    4. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, in the end, they will simply run out of money by bankrupting the entire country.
      Look at what the Roman empire did.

    5. Re:No. by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't work for a company named "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation".

    6. Re:No. by alen · · Score: 1

      yes, and when other states want to invade and conquer your state then you need to be able to defend against your enemies, hence a military and intelligence gathering system

    7. Re:No. by f3rret · · Score: 4, Informative

      Surely, there is a very simple method to do something about it.

      When the state oversteps its boundary, it is time to replace the state. If not in orderly fashion, then with force. It is called revolution.

      Welcome to the NSA watch list.

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    8. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely, there is a very simple method to do something about it.

      When the state oversteps its boundary, it is time to replace the state. If not in orderly fashion, then with force. It is called revolution.

      Ha! Ha! Ha! Most of the population is too busy watching "Country X's Got Talent" or "Honey Boo-Boo" to participate in a revolution. Well they'd revolt if "Honey Boo-Boo" was cancelled.

    9. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because as we all know, that gives them the right to trample the rights of the very people they are supposed to be defending.

      Shill.

    10. Re:No. by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 2

      Except that I thought we discovered (thanks Snowden! I'm going to name my first born after you!) that everyone who uses the Internet is already on the NSA watch-list. Hmm?

      Merely calling for world revolution to bring about an international communist* society would have put me on the watch-list years ago. So far nothing obviously negative has happened to me.

      * I actually call for an anarchist society. But think that any long-lasting anarchist society will end up being communist (classless and free) anyway. Also, I've got my bombs and guns, and I'm going to kill Obama. Fuck you Obama! If I wasn't on the watch-list before, maybe I will be now. Make them waste their time.

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    11. Re:No. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I don't care if I am; It just makes my list of holiday destinations one item shorter.

      Anyone who continues to travel to the US for any reason by default agrees with their trade, domestic surveillance, and foreign policies. Sadly the UK isn't far behind them in this regard, and in some instances is worse, but that's just a feature of where I was born. We'll see at the next General Election just how much of the populace agree.

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    12. Re:No. by f3rret · · Score: 1

      Surely, there is a very simple method to do something about it.

      When the state oversteps its boundary, it is time to replace the state. If not in orderly fashion, then with force. It is called revolution.

      Welcome to the NSA watch list.

      Seriously...you think my post was informative? You guys are weird...

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  3. Enough with these histrionics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about

    1. Re:Enough with these histrionics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Disclamer: Definition of "wrong" may vary depending on source, target and objectives in between.

    2. Re:Enough with these histrionics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then why do NSA, GCHQ, etc. try to hide their activities from the people who fund them?

    3. Re:Enough with these histrionics by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Plausible deniability.

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    4. Re:Enough with these histrionics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they have something to worry about.

  4. The answer is no. by TheNastyInThePasty · · Score: 2

    Betteridge's law wins again!

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    1. Re:The answer is no. by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      No, you can definitely sue them.

      Winning...? That's another question.

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    2. Re:The answer is no. by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      There are other questions to be considered as well, like "What is your goal?". If you file with the intention of drawing attention to the issue then you may achieve that goal even if it is never heard in any court the case could still be tried in public opinion with the help of the media.

    3. Re:The answer is no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winning? You'll be hard pressed to find a court that will even accept jurisdiction over the case.

    4. Re:The answer is no. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ...with the help of the media.

      I think I see a flaw in your cunning plan.

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    5. Re:The answer is no. by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I said "may" but I think what you noticed I left out is that you need to be a manipulative genius to get them to report what you want them to. {Some CEOs are really good at that but not from some random little company}

    6. Re:The answer is no. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Depends how it's spun. If it's presented as a censorship issue, where Big Bad Gubment could have replaced the Slashdot stories with their own, then the media's more likely to talk about it. As the story goes now, it's James Bond using a clever bit of infiltration to get intelligence on a highly-specific enemy. Nobody's going to get properly outraged about it, and it certainly won't sell more dead trees.

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    7. Re:The answer is no. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      You could certainly try to sue them.

      Whether you would succeed or not (or live to see whether you succeeded or not) is another story.

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    8. Re:The answer is no. by f3rret · · Score: 1

      Winning? You'll be hard pressed to find a court that will even accept jurisdiction over the case.

      Isn't it technically the job of the Supreme Court to handle cases like these?

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    9. Re:The answer is no. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Winning? You'll be hard pressed to find a court that will even accept jurisdiction over the case.

      Isn't it technically the job of the Supreme Court to handle cases like these?

      Indeed. But which one?

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    10. Re:The answer is no. by f3rret · · Score: 1

      Winning? You'll be hard pressed to find a court that will even accept jurisdiction over the case.

      Isn't it technically the job of the Supreme Court to handle cases like these?

      Indeed. But which one?

      Er...The supremest one I guess. I don't know the American Legal system, being not american and all that.

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    11. Re:The answer is no. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't know the American Legal system

      Oh, come on. Why are you singling out the American one?

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  5. A trademark claim might not be the best by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really think you will get a better answer from your attorney than you will get from Slashdot. But for the sake of discussion -- why is a trademark claim the first thing that comes to mind? To my non-lawyer mind, impersonating someone's business sounds like fraud, which I believe is actionable in civil court.

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    1. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by larry+bagina · · Score: 2

      Right. No different than If you bought a Crown Victoria, painted it up to look like the po po, then pulled over people and molested them.

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    2. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by ad5mqesj · · Score: 5, Informative

      BUT - governments are special; essentially you can't sue them unless they agree to allow it. Neither US nor UK governments would allow such a suit to proceed, even if all the facts were publicly known, they would invoke "state secrets" and quash any civil action. The only hope of proceeding in court is to show they violated a law, and even then you'll have a long drawn out battle to prove that you have standing to sue, and to find a judge who would allow the suit to proceed. Lots of people with much stronger cases demonstrating actual harm have had, so far, little or no success in getting the NSA into court and I doubt very much that the UK government is any less skilled at this sort of manipulation of the courts. In then end I doubt anything short of a revolution, or at least the credible threat of one will get any noticeable reform. There are a handful of politicians on both sides of the Atlantic trying to reign these agencies in, sadly they are a minority and unlikely to succeed unless a large wave of public outrage forces a majority of the political class to care about this issue. The best hope is that brave whistle blowers like Snowden will continue to expose the shenanigans of these agencies and that the reporting will be honest enough to get the public to wake up to the profound dangers they pose to all our freedom.

    3. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by schneidafunk · · Score: 2

      To be fair, a trademark claim is a type of fraud.

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    4. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Germans also have the term "Vorspiegelung falscher Tatsachen" (mirroring of false facts), which sounds amusing contradictory. Perhaps this could be used in court to get some free "I Love NSA" T-shirt?

    5. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by sanchom · · Score: 1

      Trademark law originated as the common law tort of passing off. Passing off is *like* fraud, but differs in that fraud requires proof of damages, while passing off/trademark infringement does not require proof of damages. Passing off/trademark infringement is what the intellectual property owners could sue for. Fraud is what the end-users could sue for.

    6. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really think you will get a better answer from your attorney than you will get from Slashdot.

      They're not asking Slashdot, they asked EFF who may not be Slashdot's attorneys but are very knowledgeable about such laws.

      That aside, my pet peeve is when someone asks for legal advice on the net and some douche replies with "don't ask us, ask your lawyer." Well duh! Although only a fool would completely rely on legal answers off the net, only an even bigger fool would not seek some type of answer and/or opinion from others if only to make an educated decision on whether it's worth contacting their lawyer and if they do, whether their lawyer is not fooling them / being incompetent.

    7. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Xest · · Score: 1

      Fraud, damage to reputation, loss of business.

      These all sound like more fruitful avenues than pursuing a trademark violation.

    8. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by sanchom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Trademark infringment is not a subset of fraud. Trademark law came out of the tort of passing off, which originally was a descendant of fraud/deceit, but they're now different in that fraud happens between the lier and the listener; trademark infringement happens between the lier and the owner of the mark that they co-opt. It isn't a subset-superset relationship anymore.

    9. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      To my non-lawyer mind, impersonating someone's business sounds like fraud

      Except when you do it for national security, then they give themselves an exemption.

      You could try, but I suspect the judge would get told that, due to national security reasons, the trial may not proceed and you have no standing to sue.

      Suing a government is tough when it's about matters they can control so tightly. And damned near impossible when it's something like the NSA or GCHQ.

      Hell, I suspect they'd just charge you as a terrorist if it made it easier for them. Because, you know, clearly what you're doing would be against national security interests.

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    10. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do that and get paid for it (in fact, then you don't even have to pay for the Crown Victoria).

    11. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny you would bring that up because, the opposite is actually a great example of the point in question.

      http://barkgrowlbite.blogspot.com/2012/07/dea-stole-big-semi-in-sting-operation.html

      thought his Truck 793 - a big red Kenworth T600 semi â" was being repaired in Houston. Unknown to Craig Patty, the owner of the $90,000 rig, the DEA was using it to transport a load of marijuana in a sting operation.

      The DEA had paid Lawrence Chapa, one of Pattyâ(TM)s drivers, to haul a load of marijuana from the Mexican border

      So far so good. DEA bribed one of his own drivers to steal the truck from his employer to be used in the operation..... long story short, truck gets shot up, driver killed. Insurance company and DEA both refuse to pay for any damages.

      Now this isn't over, I assume there will be court battles but, his case is different. This case involves physical evidence and facts that can't be just denied out of hand....and they are still refusing to do anything and making him sue. This is how they act when caught red handed and unable to deny the facts.... there is no chance of getting anything from a secretive org that can declare the facts national security interests.

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    12. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by redneckmother · · Score: 2

      REDACTED Court of REDACTED

      Judgement in re: REDACTED v REDACTED:

      The Court finds that REDACTED has no standing to sue REDACTED because REDACTED

      Signed this REDACTED day of REDACTED, REDACTED

      REDACTED

    13. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I have a vague recollection of something like that. I'm not sure if I saw in the news or a movie.

      I did however see this when I did a quick search.
      http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/13/man-accused-impersonating-cop-to-get-dunkin-donuts-discounts/

    14. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by bob_super · · Score: 1

      If the goal was to infect you, you have a much better standing using the laws on breaching private IT networks, since have lots of teeth and over-broad reach given who sponsored them...

      The hacked you? Get a judge to hand out hackers minimum sentences!

      [/dreaming]

    15. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by robthebloke · · Score: 1
      The UK is a member of the EU, and as such the European Court of Justice has a higher authority than any UK court, or the government.....

      The Court of Justice interprets EU law to make sure it is applied in the same way in all EU countries. It also settles legal disputes between EU governments and EU institutions. Individuals, companies or organisations can also bring cases before the Court if they feel their rights have been infringed by an EU institution.

      Find an EU law that the UK government has broken (shouldn't be too hard!), and then file a case. If the case is from an individual, then the European Court of Human Rights may be an alternative. (IAANL, so YMMV)

    16. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by F.Ultra · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't see what you did there.

    17. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The legal term you are looking for is "pretexting" - pretending to be someone else for the purpose of obtaining information. Prez Bush signed a bill into law that made pretexting illegal back in 2007.

      However, the law (at least in the US) specifically exempts law enforcement and intelligence agencies.

      So at least according to US law, the NSA is acting completely within legal boundaries when they lead you to a website that pretends to be someone else.

      The next question is whether intentionally planting malware/viruses on someone's computer is illegal. In most places in the US the intentional spreading of a virus is illegal. I don't know whether those laws have specific exception for intelligence agencies.

      Finally - with all these people who are now calling for a "public outrage" to try to force the politicians to try to do something about the intelligence community, I need to point out that most of you are responsible for empowering those agencies in the first place back on 9/11. Yes, it was a terrible event. But the response was even worse. Most of the country ran like frightened sheep and at least backed, if not demanded, a war in response. This is what gave the NSA and similar agencies the blank check they needed to trample everyone's civil rights in the name of "security". Did we need to improve things like airport security? Certainly we did. Did we need to go to war against two countries and try to play king maker again (to replace the previous king that we put in place)? No. Did we need to establish an agency (Homeland Security) and give it such sweeping powers over our own people? No, we did not. It was everyone's fear that allowed them to do that. It was the McCarthy era all over again - demonstrating that knowledge of even recent history is dead in this country.

      If you do not learn from history, you are going to keep repeating the same mistakes.

    18. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Slashdot claiming damage to reputation?

      It's like Paris Hilton suing far having her chastity questioned.

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    19. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Well played, sir/madam!

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    20. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. So GWB outlawed False Flag Wars ? Or is that a different category of lying ?

      Please wait for a second while I laugh off my Arsch.

    21. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I really think you will get a better answer from your attorney than you will get from Slashdot. But for the sake of discussion -- why is a trademark claim the first thing that comes to mind? To my non-lawyer mind, impersonating someone's business sounds like fraud, which I believe is actionable in civil court.

      This isn't a new situation just because it has "on teh internetz" slapped on it, so just go ask a damn lawyer if the Spy Agencies can legally impersonate a business. That's all this is, impersonating. And if you really want to get technical, they didn't even impersonate the sites, they just ran a transparent proxy which added extra crap while passing through the real pages.

      Is it hacking? Well yes, duh. Is it illegal? Dunno, go ask a lawyer, but I'm going to say probably not. The company who was impersonated probably isn't going to get any recourse unless they can prove damages, the company in the best position to pursue a claim would be the company whose network was infiltrated. Even then it's pretty slim chances, so again stop asking a bunch of random Trolls on slashdot and just ask a fucking lawyer.

    22. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by tomtomtom · · Score: 1

      BUT - governments are special; essentially you can't sue them unless they agree to allow it.

      In the UK, unlike in the US, there is no longer automatic sovereign immunity for the government from suits for contract or tort. However the legislation which governs the intelligence services is so very broadly drawn that I suspect that anything and everything they do is always legal (or, at least, can be authorised ex post facto by a minister without the involvement of parliament or a court and thus made legal). That leaves, perhaps, seeking a judicial review of the authorising minister's decision but I'm not sure how successful you might be there. This is what GCHQ was boasting about in some of the "marketing" slides which were published by the Guardian.

    23. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by jrumney · · Score: 2

      Exactly. GCHQ moves to dismiss your case on grounds which it cannot specify for reasons of national security. Game Over.

    24. Re:A trademark claim might not be the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what gave the NSA and similar agencies the blank check they needed to trample everyone's civil rights in the name of "security".

      This sort of thing has been happening for a long, long time, even before 9/11. Lincoln was a tyrant who violated the constitution numerous times, for instance.

  6. THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN WITH A HOSTS FILE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it, but APK was right. I'm sorry I called you deranged kook. I hope the public indecency charges get dropped, although it was your own damn fault. Be more discreet, dude!

    1. Re:THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN WITH A HOSTS FILE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      LOL, hosts file wouldn't save you, the national-intelligence-level threats are tapping straight into the wire so you continue to access the same IP address everyone else does, but only in your case does it go to their server.

  7. Why trademarks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it just illegal for an organisation to hack another and serve malware to its customers?

    Why do we need to look at the technicalities of trademarks to make this behaviour illegal?

    1. Re:Why trademarks? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Isn't it just illegal for an organisation to hack another and serve malware to its customers?

      No.

      Why do we need to look at the technicalities of trademarks to make this behaviour illegal?

      Desperation.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  8. Yes - No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, they could try to sue and there are lots of lawyers that would gladly take the money. Err, I mean case.

    But, no. On top of all sorts of protections that specifically protect governments and their agencies. there is also the matter of secrecy for purposes of "national security". This blanket will be the final line of defense against any suit the makes it through the other defenses. When left with no other option, the government will simply say; 'it's a matter of national security(national secrets act) and it's not open for discussion at all. In fact, simply discussing it makes you a felon subject to prosecution and imprisonment or even death!'.

    So, yes, you can sue. But you WILL lose. You CANNOT win.

  9. A better question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can the courts (especially the supreme court) be trusted to do the right thing?

  10. There's only one way to find out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    RIAA + Vs NSA

    Let the battle commence!

  11. Yes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You can bring suit against anyone you want for anything you want.
    But you'd never win.

    Any progress you made in court would immediately be crushed under a shroud of "National Security".

    You'd have to prove that not only was your traffic modified by a third party, but that third party was the GCHQ/NSA/etc and not a rogue ISP, or bug in the web server.
    Good luck with that.

  12. when a site asks a question: answered it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh,

    You can sue anyone. Anyone can sue in the western world. The real question is can /. win a lawsuit?

    1. Re:when a site asks a question: answered it by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      When AC makes a statement, dont trust it.

      No, you cannot sue the US government without its permission due to sovereign immunity.

      And in the future if you dont know, its best not to speak authoritatively.

  13. Yes you could.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. But it would go nowhere. Some suit would show up and speak the magic words "state secrets" and the case would go away.

  14. No Standing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In the US, you need to show that you have been harmed - by having your trademarks infringed, or whatever. Whether you have been harmed by the GHCQ/NSA is secret and may not be revealed. If you or someone else happens to find out about it, you may not reveal it. So you are out of luck and the government is outside the reach of the law.

    1. Re:No Standing by sanchom · · Score: 1

      Ya, without proof, the website owners are in the same situation as Amnesty International et al. in Amnesty International v. Clapper. You'd have to wait until the US tried to use such evidence in court.

  15. You know that means suing a foreign government? by Noryungi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmmm... "Good luck with that" is the first answer that comes to mind.

    On the other hand, one potential legal solution who go something like this:

    - Get Belgacom on your side ;
    - Find the person(s) at Belgacom who have been infected through the fake /. site by GCHQ ;
    - Sue GCHQ and the UK government in Belgian and UK courts - yes, I think there are some jurisdictions that will hear cases even if their protagonists are out-of-country and Belgium may be one (some Rwanda genocide cases were tried in Belgium if I remember correctly) ;
    - Get the case thrown out of court repeatedly all the way to the local equivalent of the Supreme Court ;
    - Appeal all the way to the European Court of Human Rights (which is, according to the EU Charter, one step above local Supreme Court);
    - Profit! Well, only if the European Court of Human Rights decide that, yes, there is a clear violation of due process and invasion of privacy, etc... Which, in that particular case, seems pretty much open-and-shut at this point.

    In other words: this is definitely a case the European EFF should take on immediately, on behalf of /. and the person (and corporations! Belgacom was, after all, the subjectaffected - it will take years and stupendous amounts of money, but, heck that's why Kickstarter is for (I would send money immediately to such a project!).

    Try suing in different jurisdictions at the same time - the French governement - in that particular case, is begging for someone to come and kick its butt, Germany also sounds like a prime candidate, as well as some of the Scandinavian countries.

    The interesting side of this case is that it could result in a binding ECHR court decision that would force all European governements - not just the UK - to rein in and place GCHQ and others (DGSE anyone?). It would probably take years and a lot more money and a lot more suing to make them all apply this ruliong in their respective jurisdictions, but it would be money well spent (IMHO).

    Please don't quote me on this - IANAL even though I play one on /. ;-)

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    1. Re:You know that means suing a foreign government? by kko · · Score: 1

      Belgium? Did you mean The Netherlands? The Hague in particular? Because of the International Criminal Court, maybe?

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    2. Re:You know that means suing a foreign government? by Noryungi · · Score: 1

      No, Belgium. ICC is based in the Netherlands, which is right next door to Belgium, so to speak.

      The ICC has no particular jurisdiction over European affairs - and it only deals with "serious" criminality, such as genocide, torture, ethnic cleansing, etc.

      (Don't misunderstand me: it is a valid court of justice and it definitely has a role to play - but its area of expertise is murder on a grand scale, not spying on a grand scale).

      Belgian courts, from Belgium - again, this is if I remember well (I may be totally wrong!) - can hear valid criminal cases brought before them even if said acts were committed outside of Belgium frontiers by foreign nationals. I think they have done just that in case of the genocide in Rwanda - but . See the following for more information:

      http://www.english.rfi.fr/africa/20110420-belgium-arrests-rwandan-genocide-suspect

      In any case, even if the above is not true, the company that was the target of GCHQ - Belgacom - is a Belgium telecom company. And, supposedly, so are the individuals that were targeted within the company itself. Courts in Belgium should therefore be perfectly competent to hear a case brought before them by these plaintiffs.

      Make of that what you will.

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    3. Re:You know that means suing a foreign government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, you need to focus on individuals proven guilty of criminal behaviour. It will be nearly impossible to prove they work for the british governement.

    4. Re:You know that means suing a foreign government? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      Belgian courts, from Belgium - again, this is if I remember well (I may be totally wrong!) - can hear valid criminal cases brought before them even if said acts were committed outside of Belgium frontiers by foreign nationals.

      This has nothing to do with Rwanda. It was more of a sop to the islamicist supporters of Laurette Onkelinx, aimed at US military personnel, many of whom are to be found at NATO (Brussels) and SHAEF (Mons).

      When the Belgians realised that a) those institutions relocating would be a loss of prestige and revenue and b) should they even start to implement it there'd be a carrier battle group parked off La Panne the matter was quietly dropped.

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    5. Re:You know that means suing a foreign government? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      You would have to have a few front companies to work on the hardware in country. Cleared and with 24/7 unescourted hardware/software install/fixing contracts.

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    6. Re:You know that means suing a foreign government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be even easier if one were to take the case to the EU General Court, as computer hacking and virus attacks have been added as EU Crimes. This sidesteps both the conflict of interest in asking a judiciary to rule against the government that pays them, and the pesky issue of sovereign immunity. A ruling here (which could be appealed to European Court of Justice) would be binding on the UK Government (short of them seceding from the EU).

      I cannot believe that I did not think of this earlier.

  16. Principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you have the means, then you should act out of principle. Anything else and you'll hate yourself for it and lose credibility with your readers.
    It's a bit hard to get your readers to believe in your causes, if you don't believe in them enough to do anything about them.

  17. Of Course by edibobb · · Score: 2

    In the United States, anybody can sue anybody else for anything, regardless of merit, and have a reasonable chance of winning. It only takes time and money.

    1. Re:Of Course by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the United States, anybody can sue anybody else for anything, regardless of merit, and have a reasonable chance of winning. It only takes time and money.

      Not if the second "anybody" is the government. Unless the government consents to being sued (in othe words, there is a law allowing citzens to sue the government over that particular injury) the government will merely plead sovereign immunity and the suit will the thrown out of court.

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    2. Re:Of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Pretty impossible to sue the NSA.

      Not sure what laws apply if you're trying to sue GCHQ, though I suspect you're far more likely to end up as a corpse in a padlocked suitcase.

    3. Re:Of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... in this case though, you also need the willingness of the government to not have one of their attorneys run around a court room and scream "national security! national security! national security!" as they give the judge a handful of pages filled with thin black stripes, while another whispers in judge's ear, "there's a cushy appointment in it for you if you see things our way".

  18. Perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it could be accomplished by suing, say the GCHQ (for at least Trademark infringement, if nothing else) in not the UK, but another country. This could be accomplished if one could show that those in another country accessed Slashdot and received the honey trap instead. For this purpose, it is even possible that the Channel Islands, or the Isle of Man would suffice (as these are technically not within the UK, but instead Crown Dependencies). Instead, another country (such as Iceland or the Faroe Islands) that would likely to have traffic routed via the UK could be used.

    This would allow for one to sidestep the issue of sovereign immunity. However, in order to collect on the judgement, it would be necessary to determine that the UK Government owned assets within that country. However, it is my recollection that the UK Government does have a number of foreign assets.

  19. Sovereign Immunity does not apply in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the very simply fact that the federal government is not the sovereign of the US. The federal government derives its power from the Constitution which is a social contract between the people of the US. Therefore it is the people which are sovereign; and we throw them in jail all the time.

  20. Not slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, Google, M$, Yahoo they all have the resources to sue a government agency.

  21. Functionally, No. by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Informative

    "In the United States, the federal government has sovereign immunity and may not be sued unless it has waived its immunity or consented to suit. The United States has waived sovereign immunity to a limited extent, mainly through the Federal Tort Claims Act, which waives the immunity if a tortious act of a federal employee causes damage, and the Tucker Act, which waives the immunity over claims arising out of contracts to which the federal government is a party."
    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_immunity#United_States)\

    Did you REALLY think there would be another answer?

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    1. Re:Functionally, No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only applies when U.S. government agencies perform the relevant actions in the U.S. When doing the same thing anywhere else, they are just plain criminals. The problem is: you won't get any official extradicted, as the U.S. government would have to approve that, so you would have to do that while they are in the country where the crime was committed, or a country that has an applicable rendition treaty with that country.

    2. Re:Functionally, No. by bigHairyDog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that GCHQ is a UK government organisation, and in the UK Sovereign Immunity only protects the monarchy. People can and do sue the government for not adhering to the law, in a process called judicial review: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judicial_review_in_English_law That said, I don't think any lawsuit would be successful.

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    3. Re:Functionally, No. by sanchom · · Score: 1

      Functionally, this just means you have to sue the department head responsible for the execution of the practice in question. See Clapper v. Amnesty International, for example. They didn't sue the NSA, they sued the director of national intelligence, James Clapper.

    4. Re:Functionally, No. by NettiWelho · · Score: 1
      Ahem...

      The United States has waived sovereign immunity to a limited extent, mainly through the Federal Tort Claims Act, which waives the immunity if a tortious act of a federal employee causes damage

      Intentional torts
      Torts against the person include assault, battery, false imprisonment, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and fraud, although the latter is also an economic tort. Property torts involve any intentional interference with the property rights of the claimant (plaintiff). Those commonly recognized include trespass to land, trespass to chattels (personal property), and conversion.

      Further, in the article talking about the specific Federal Tort Claims Act...

      However, the FTCA does not exempt intentional torts for "investigative or law enforcement officers," allowing aggrieved individuals to bring lawsuits

  22. Yes, it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its hard to use the law against those who enforce the law, if they say that they cannot legally know about themselves breaking the law.

    Using their name and their logos to present their own website is definitely trademark infringement and fraud. It's the definition of it. Giving people virus's is illegal cracking. Domestic surveillance breaks the fourth amendment. Assassinating American citizens with drone strikes and without a trial is murder.

    Good luck getting law enforcement to arrest themselves, when they are required by law not to learn anything about the case.

    If you have money give it a go, but know you are taking a stand, not that you will win.

  23. Human Rights Act? European Court of Human Rights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government has a duty to respect the privacy of it's citizens, and you can can certainly sue the government under the human rights act to uphold that law (and if need be, take the case to the european court of human rights, and if they rule against the government they can, through treaty, fine the member state.) Actions with respect to the security of the state are traditionally exempt from such protections, and that could be used as a defence by the government, but to do so they'd have to justify their actions and isn't that the point here?

    (I'm not a lawyer, but I have glanced at first year UK/European law textbooks from time to time)

  24. Abhilfe Für Deutschsprachige by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://scherbius2014.de

    + disconnected from telecom network like ENIGMA
    + Blowfish
    + can't be attacked by quantum computer because only symmetric ciphers used
    + can be used with any means of telecomunication from carrier pigeon to shortwave radio
    - no english translation yet

  25. I thought it was quiet here lately... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    has anyone heard from APK lately?
    Just sayin'...

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    1. Re:I thought it was quiet here lately... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      He finally realized that the HOSTS file wasn't going to go far enough to protect him.

      He then went to the next stage - ifconfig eth0 down

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    2. Re:I thought it was quiet here lately... by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Even this won't help you, with high frequency sound based hacks. A bootstraped USB device is all they need to kick this off.

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  26. Should Consider Tortious Interference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Off the top of my head, instead of intellectual property, tortious interference with business relationships and activity. They are reducing trust in the Slashdot brand and its activities online. See here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortious_interference

  27. Not a chance in hell ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

    See, they have secret laws which say what they're doing is legal.

    The government would essentially have to consent to being sued, which they won't.

    As long as the position of the government is "what we do is legal, and even where we might skirt around the law, it's still legal. And we don't care about the rights of citizens of other countries." -- they can do anything they like and call it legal.

    I figure your lawsuit would last about 20 minutes before it got tossed out, or the government basically said "we don't care, we're not showing up, too bad". Short of some pretty heavy diplomatic pressure (still likely to do nothing), my guess is you have absolutely zero recourse.

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    1. Re:Not a chance in hell ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what we do is legal, and even where we might skirt around the law, it's still legal.

      And if it's not legal, we'll just ask Congress and they'll make it legal. Retroactively.

  28. Secondary contributory infringement by sir_eccles · · Score: 1

    A better choice might be to sue those well known private companies that helped the agencies do this, the enablers so to speak. Make it annoying enough and these companies may think twice about co-operating so freely next time.

  29. You're welcome to try by WillgasM · · Score: 2

    but you won't win. That whole "If the attack could be proven without a doubt" assumption doesn't exist. At least in the USA, they'll just claim all evidence falls under the state secrets privilege, and the case will be immediately thrown out.

  30. Like trying to sue toe mafia by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it is obvious to all following the Snowden revelations that these spy agencies do not play by the law, anyones law - as can be seen with all the data sharing agreements to circumvent their respective nations laws. Any small group of individuals causing the spy agencies grief will have their life investigated inside out exactly like what happened to the engineers in this Belgacom case. Small step from there to "neutralize" or coerce the threat though many different means. The only way that these agencies will be reined in and subjected to national laws is if there is a massive public outrage forcing a lot of politicians to put a leash on the rabid attack dog (without getting bitten themselves for trying to do it). So far none of that looks to be happening or that it even will happen... police states here we come.

    1. Re:Like trying to sue toe mafia by cusco · · Score: 1

      Not likely that politicians will even come close enough to touch that leash, they're well aware that the intel agencies have pretty much unlimited access to any mercenary group they want in exchange for some minor favor. "Wink, wink, nudge, nudge" and your kid disappears for a week and comes back a heroin junkie.

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    2. Re:Like trying to sue toe mafia by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      It's simpler than even that. Reining in a "national security agency" means being able to be painted as "weak on national security" in the next election. No politician wants that as it's basically political suicide. If there's a huge amount of anger over such an agency's actions, they'll hold hearings and introduce "leash" bills that actually do nothing to rein in the agency - to say that they worked for the people - but they won't actually DO anything.

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    3. Re:Like trying to sue toe mafia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small step from there to "neutralize" or coerce the threat though many different means.

      Actually that is a huge step, legally speaking. It would also be one that would leave them subject to significant legal problems.

  31. Think about that for just a moment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suing an entity that gets the entirety of it's money from the people.
    Where do you think they'll get the money from to pay a loss?

  32. sovereign immunity, no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "including governments' doctrine of sovereign immunity."

    Just sue the contractors they doubtless used. Keep suing contractors until the governments pool of patsy's and thugs dries up and they are forced to get their own hands dirty. At least it will make them work for their police state.

    1. Re:sovereign immunity, no problem by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      sovereign immunity only applies to civil claims.
      Criminal claims against individuals is NOT covered by any privilege.

      --
      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
  33. You have been sewed by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anymous Cowards.

  34. Did they get paid for the ads, or did you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Presumably the fake version of the site had ads on it. Were you denied revenue by their counterfeiting, or were you not? You probably need to have a captured page at the time of the counterfeiting, to check ad tags and see exactly who financially benefitted.

  35. damn i got hella onion farts bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shit smells fucking weird

  36. Go Ahead and Sue: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Lily Tomlin Said: "We don't care, we don't have to...we're the phone company."

    Similarly: "We don't care. We don't have to... we're the GCHQ."

    1. Re:Go Ahead and Sue: by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      If the funding can be raised a stream of outside experts who present well in a court setting could speak to the history of crypto, weakened junk crypto, govs and academics who do nothing, telcos and isp's who did nothing. The fact that the crypto keys are now in many hands for many reasons, for sale.
      That in a public, historical and legal setting.... vs a gov legal team that wants the court closed to the public, that all court staff are security cleared if the case is to be allowed to continue?

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  37. Cisco down 10% by erroneus · · Score: 1

    This is due to their complicity with the NSA so it's hard to argue that they should be compensated for losses unless they had complete assurance that "no one would find out." In which case, the NSA failed to live up to their end of the bargain.

    I'd like to say "I told you so!" to all those people out there who responded with doubt that the NSA's activities will undermine the value of US products and services, but it's out there now. Cisco is down 10% and falling.

  38. The Complete Perversion of the Law by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    But, unfortunately, law by no means confines itself to its proper functions. And when it has exceeded its proper functions, it has not done so merely in some inconsequential and debatable matters. The law has gone further than this; it has acted in direct opposition to its own purpose. The law has been used to destroy its own objective: It has been applied to annihilating the justice that it was supposed to maintain; to limiting and destroying rights which its real purpose was to respect. The law has placed the collective force at the disposal of the unscrupulous who wish, without risk, to exploit the person, liberty, and property of others. It has converted plunder into a right, in order to protect plunder. And it has converted lawful defense into a crime, in order to punish lawful defense.

    How has this perversion of the law been accomplished? And what have been the results?

    The law has been perverted by the influence of two entirely different causes: stupid greed and false philanthropy. Let us speak of the first.

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  39. Being sovereign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... means never having to say you're sorry. Well, at least in theory. When I saw the headline my first reaction was that this would be a classic example of what sovereign immunity was meant to cover. As in many other things the remedy for this kind of conduct won't be found in the law, but in commerce and politics. You may not be able to get a court to direct a government agency to do the right thing, but pressure applied from the right places within the government itself (e.g. from the legislature against the executive) or the economy (anything from consumer boycotts to trade negotiations) is often the best (and only) answer.

  40. They've already been sued...and won. by gizmo2199 · · Score: 1

    In 2006, the Center for Constitutional Rights sued the federal government asking a federal court for an injunction to stop warrantless wiretapping and naming George W. Bush, the head of the NSA and the heads of other intelligence agencies as defendants. The case was dismissed in June of 2013 when the court agreed with the precedent set in two other cases, which basically said that Americans don’t even have the right to sue their government over its surveillance program, unless they can prove that their communications were intercepted. In other words, you can't sue unless you can demonstrate irreparable personal harm from the spying program. Of course the NSA is never going to hand-over that information voluntarily.

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  41. Doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd have a better shot building an asteroid rail gun out past Mars to shoot at the inner solar system with then sue those people like that.

  42. mafia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you can. But since we have a mafia government, don't be surprised when you get whacked.

    "the amount of tyranny you will put up with is the exact amount you will live under" --George Washington

  43. Well... by Identita · · Score: 1

    Yeah sure.. um no

  44. SSL by borcharc · · Score: 1

    Isn't it time slashdot implemented ssl? Perhaps a self signed key that is widely publicised ahead of time. Also, sue them in US Federal court for violation of US laws. This type of thing happens all the time.

  45. rally the users by bugi · · Score: 1

    While I'm sure the Corporate Parents of slashdot and linked in are in all sorts of rage and feeling dirty and used, think of the users. As a user of both, I'm certainly displeased.

    A virtual protest may be asynchronous, but could go on for quite some time. It could be one more thing encouraging the less corrupt elements to help reign in such abuses.

  46. deal with the criminal element first by ihtoit · · Score: 2

    for the law to apply, it must apply to ALL in equal measure.

    Just from the summary, I can say that the law certainly has been broken. The Computer Misuse Act specifically forbids unauthorised interception of network signals - as has clearly happened here. It also specifically forbids unauthorised manipulation of computer code - as has clearly happened here. I could write a list, but I'll leave that exercise for the guys and legals at Dice. Hint: write the informations against the Corporate Director at GCHQ and against the Minister responsible (who not only *had* to have knowledge of the activity (IGNORANCE IS NOT AN EXCUSE UNDER THE LAW), he *had* to have authorised it!).

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    Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    1. Re:deal with the criminal element first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many good reasons why you cannot write laws that exempt yourself or your favorite agency or people that have the same last name or are in your specific religious sect.
      Similar to the principle of not writing secret laws that cannot be obeyed because no one knows they exist.
      For the law to function well, it must be first available for all to see and apply to all equally.
      These things were learned a long time ago unless we want to go back to the caste system.

  47. Short Answer: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long answer: hahahhahahahahahhahahahahaah ahahahhahaahahahahhahahah ahahahahaahh,*takes deep breath* hahahahahahaahahahah no.

  48. The answer is: [redacted] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, in accordance with [redacted], you will have to pay $BIGNUM.
    If you think this is in error, please contact [redacted].

  49. Defamation and loss of reputation by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Try those in the UK legal system. They are absolutely horrible laws, since you can even sue someone and win if they have only stated facts. Just because you actively did something to make them look less good, not by slander or falsely claiming they did something illegal, you're committing a crime.

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  50. Comments owned by the poster. by Hatta · · Score: 2

    There's a pretty clear copyright claim here. Every poster owns the copyright to their posts, and there is no license granted to anyone but Dice.

    Of course, to pursue such action we'd have to have a government that obeyed the rule of law. But that is not the case.

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    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    1. Re:Comments owned by the poster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than sue the NSA, you go after the individuals involved e,g James Clapper.

    2. Re:Comments owned by the poster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why hasn't anyone called the MPAA in over massive breaches of copyright and illegal downloads by the NSA?

  51. What if it is just a proxy? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2

    If they used a proxy serve up the malware and to deliver the images, logos, comments, etc. then you have a very weak case and end up with interesting unintended consequences if you win.

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    There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
    1. Re:What if it is just a proxy? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Just having the material presented in open court is the 'win', the press is aware, law reformers can quote it, people see it on the news.
      Maps, colourful charts, cross examination, witnesses, clearances, front companies, funding, tax, laws... contracts, who knew what and when... who pulled a "national security" and will not be attending court?
      The daily acts of 'not recalling' and that hardware 'team' been cleared by 'someone' and 'sometime'... all makes for great optics.
      If you win the case its a "win"
      If you lose, the gov's where in collusion to block/stop any more traction on the issues and its still a "win" :)

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  52. You need to read the Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you obtain a Patent or Trademark, you automatically give the government a free and perpetual license to use those patents and trademarks as much as it wants.

    Suggesting otherwise is like suggesting the man who feeds you is not himself allowed to eat his own food.

  53. oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my router just infringed upon slashdot's trademark.

  54. Trademark and copyright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why stop there? Why not hold them liable for computer fraud? It is not acceptable to distribute malware.

  55. Don't believe everything they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the written and/or implied constitutional principle of "we the people" negate governments assumed sovereign immunity? Just because they claim it doesn't mean it's so...

  56. Can they? Yes by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    But that way leads to madness.

    We're Serfs, not Citizens.

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  57. Grow up troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trolling = "best you've got": Try disprove points on hosts http://start64.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5851:apk-hosts-file-engine-64bit-version&catid=26:64bit-security-software&Itemid=74 enumerated in that link instead (since you've FAILED @ THAT numerous times as have ALL LIKE YOU, lol)....

    * Good luck - you'd need more than that though (more like a miracle).

    (Utterly hilarious: It's fairly obvious due to your immature "not-man" online "reaction" that I've gotten the best of you SO MANY TIMES here, that this is the only thing you're left with: Off-Topic immature illogical ad hominem attack attempts that FAIL miserably (hence your "pure AC" post, when you most likely have a Registered 'Luser" account here)).

    APK

    P.S.=> As to the rest of your b.s.? Quit projecting your OWN issues & legal hassles - You're the immature "kook" & I would not DOUBT you've been charged with public indecency either...

    ... apk

    1. Re:Grow up troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey apk, at least you have invented something: A novel method of authentication. I can spot you immediately.

    2. Re:Grow up troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is far to coherent, and much too short to actually be APK.

  58. 3 days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. trolls 'ate their words' vs. apk on hosts again http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4422297&cid=45389951

  59. No ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He now works for Raytheon as a Cyber Defense Expert and bags 300k dollars a year plus a table dancer. In a year or so he will leak all the HOST file secrets of USG.

  60. Re:Slashdot WORKS with the NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lately people like me and General Dempsey have been working against the Saudi menace. Not easy when you are up against people named Feinstein or Cohen. But it's doable.

    Pound them time and again. Point out the truth about the Saudi nasties. Get help from the Russkies. Bonus points if you can make the Russkies launch a few missiles agains the Sunni menace. I would immedialtey open a bottle of champaing if the Russkies did.

    Sooner or later the Saudis need to be hit or they will grow nastier and nastier. I hope they realize their threats against Russia. For them it's a matter of a few klicks on a keyboard to demonstrate what little value their shite-god has.

  61. Re:Slashdot WORKS with the NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, point out that quite a few Jews live in Iran and happily so. How many Jews are allowed to live in Saudi-Arabia ? I guess the number is ZERO.

    Make it a propaganda blitz. Don't attack software. Attack the Jewish crap memes on message boards like these. The facts are on Iran's side and the wickedness is on the side of Israel and their partner Saudi-Tyrannistan. Now SD, block my IP address, you muppets.

    FACTS:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahhabi_movement
    http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/30-04-2013/124461-usa_chechnya-0/
    http://www.meforum.org/744/how-chechnya-became-a-breeding-ground-for-terror

    One day the stupid Americans will wake up and realize they live under the Sharia law they have imported from the fast-breeding Sunnis of their Imperium. Cheers !

  62. The UK is the worst. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They abuse their power and change laws to the way they see fit.

    Didn't like the fact a someone was found not guilty? ABOLISH DOUBLE JEOPARDY!

  63. Re:Like trying to sue the mafia by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1

    Oh I do not know - looks like a routine baby step these days, see The US Using Prism To Engage In Commercial Espionage Against Germany And Others

  64. When did Slashdot's parent company get bought? by fat_mike · · Score: 1

    On October 28, 2013, the Company entered into a new Credit Agreement, which provides for a $50 million term loan facility and a revolving loan facility of $200 million, with both facilities maturing in October 2018. Borrowings under the Credit Agreement bear interest at the Company's option, at a LIBOR rate or base rate plus a margin. The margin ranges from 1.75% to 2.50% on LIBOR loans and 0.75% to 1.50% on base rate loans, determined by the Company's most recent consolidated leverage ratio. Interest rates and covenants in the new Credit Agreement are consistent with the previous Credit Agreement. Quarterly payments of principal are required on the term loan facility, commencing March 31, 2014. The facilities may be prepaid at any time without penalty and payments on the term loan facility result in a permanent reduction. The Company borrowed $65 million under the new Credit Agreement to repay in full all outstanding indebtedness under the previous Credit Agreement, which was terminated upon repayment.

    Dice Holdings, Inc

    And why does it include a bunch of healthcare brokers?

  65. security to trump IP by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    IMO there are different rights at stake here. Indeed there is intellectual property, but I suspect CGHQ would argue spying has its root into the people right to security (they spy on us for our own good, right?). The latter is likely to trump the former. But perhaps the idea that spying on us is for our security can be debunked?

  66. Not if cold fjord has any say about it. by Rujiel · · Score: 1

    Or any other disinfornation troll on here who plays apologist for the Obama administration / NSA. There are many.

  67. Sovereign Immunity by psydeshow · · Score: 1

    No, you can't sue the government.

    Because if you could, we could shut down NSA wiretapping in a heartbeat by bringing a massive class action suit against them, where every victim of a crime that could have been prevented by NSA surveillance between 2005 and 2013 would be a member of the class.

    If you ever watch "Person of Interest" that's exactly the kind of crimes I'm talking about -- the "irrelevant list" of criminals that are ignored because they don't touch national security.

    What the hell good is a police state if we still have violent crime in our everyday lives? The government should be held accountable for not enforcing the law if they have the ready means to do so.

    And yes, this is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, because of course that kind of society would be *monstrous* without real reform of many areas of law. But the fastest path to reform is when rich, powerful people (and their children) are arrested with the same frequency as poor, powerless people. Wealth and power provide the means to hide from traditional law enforcement, but not from the kind of data mining that the NSA is (theoretically) doing.

  68. sudden surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember some countries still believe in assassination, and some have close ties with organized crime who have a tendency to kill embarrassing problems such as this.

  69. Not unless by terrywirth5 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has undisclosed billionaire sugar daddies.

  70. That's a non-issue ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    (1) the fact that while there may be confusion, it's not necessarily related to the actual purchase of any goods and services;

    For once, we can thank McDonalds - purveyors of the finest of sludge-burgers and kiddy-fondling clowns - for doing the hard work on this one. They spent much of the 1990s and around a million quid of their own hard earned (well; paid for by a million sludge-burgers) money sueing the shit out of "the MacDonalds Two" for mis-using MacLogos on posters complaining about Mac-Sludge-Burger's encouraging the maltreatment of their farmer's animals. Nothing to do with the reputation damage (Mac-Slime were doing an excellent job of that themselves, via their Public Relations Disaster Department), it was the mis-use of trademarks that was the core of the case.

    Thanks to MacSlime, you don't need to have sales (or loss of sales) in a trademark infringement case.

    Oh, Mac-Idiots won the case. After spending a million sludge-burgers worth of landshark fees, they got an award of ... I forget ; it was one of a pound, a penny, or a peppercorn. some good payback.

    Oh, and some literally priceless PR.

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  71. "Run, Forrest: RUN!!!"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why'd you avoid my challenge to you troll -> http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4445851&cid=45424702 ?

    * Is it since it "shuts your mouth" - Easily, every single time & you have to RUN, Forrest?

    ANSWER = Yes - Absolutely, no questions asked

    APK

    P.S.=> I also LOVE seeing that from you "pure ac" posting & trolling worms who OBVIOUSLY aren't able to disprove my points on custom hosts value to end-users of them for added speed, security, reliability & even anonymity (to an extent) + SUPERIORITY to browser addons also? Yes)

    Face it - you fail vs. me always/every time & you know it, I know it, as does anyone reading with 1/2 a brain too!

    ... apk

  72. "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat" troll... ap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You FAIL & ran vs. my challenge to you-> http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4445851&cid=45443957

    * :)

    You're reduced to running + trolling off topic - since you doubtless KNOW I'm going to throw that challenge YOUR way & whenever I do I get to see you run like scared jack rabbits from it, every single time - lmao!

    (However - I suspect that's the "WHY" of why you post as trolling me: Since you KNOW I'm going to sweep the floor with your sorry behind IF you post using your "registered 'luser'" account, as I doubtless have before MANY TIMES here on /. - possibly elsewhere online as well!)

    THUS - So you troll as ac (real 'brainwork' that (not)) - reduced to the ONLY THING YOU KNOW - being a worthless troll, lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> A "not man" like YOU boggles the mind - Just how reprehensible little trolling worms like you can LIVE with themselves, I will truly, NEVER understand - can't you debate a subject based on actual factual points vs. trolling...

    ... apk