New Fujitsu Laptop Reads Your Palm, For Security
judgecorp writes "Fujitsu has launched a laptop which authenticates users using the veins of their palm. The contactless technology is hard to deceive and — since it detects haemoglobin in the veins, is not so likely to be breakable using the gruesome method of cutting off a hand."
Damn these hairy palms!
Damn them to hell!
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
Yeah I tried that "no honey, it's an ID verification device" line before too.