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Is GWU Econ Prof. Nick Szabo Satoshi Nakamoto?
Pseudonymous Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto (whether that name represents one person or several) is believed to hold many millions of dollars in Bitcoin. Various attempts have been made to pin down Nakamoto's identity; the IB Times reports today that a (sadly anonymous) analysis points to George Washington University economics professor Nick Szabo, based on textual analysis and some other clues, such as Szabo's expertise in digital currency and his role as founder of GoldCoin. Szabo's blog Unenumerated is fascinating reading, whether or not this analysis is right.
..I am Satoshi Nakamoto.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
Nick Szabo is an anagram for A Biz Con
...really people, we all know who the crypto guys are that require a traceable currency in a digital age.
Satoshi Nakamoto is Tyler Durden
given:
1. In project Mayhem, we have no names.
2. Tyler Durden's name is Tyler Durden.
one can logically conclude?
SAY MY NAME!
Satoshi helped found a completely un-innovative Litecoin derivative? I think that just about invalidates the analysis.
Satoshi Nakamoto is people!
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
Does it even matter? Have we not better, more enlightening topics to discuss. This is click bait, which, sadly, I have taken to comment upon.
We'll find out who he is when the original bitcoins are used. In the meantime, an anonymous blogger making speculative claims is not really news.
Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75. -Benjamin Franklin
in death, we are all Satoshi Nakamoto
If his name is known, then the FBI can cast a spell of COINTELPRO on his ass.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Seriously...someone pulled a story from the pathetic gossip news site that does nothing but publish articles with inflammatory click bait headlines that either say nothing or almost nothing, but always without any fuckin sources to back them up. Great job, idiots.
Is GWU Econ Prof. Nick Szabo Satoshi Nakamoto?
Is GWU Econ Prof. Nick Szabo Satoshi Nakamoto what? Apart from of mixed Hungarian and Japanese descent...
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Originating article here, since /. mods, and submitters, have issues...
"Reverse textual analysis" was used to identify the Econ prof. Ok. While I've heard of this before, namely to out J.K. Rowlings pen name, it's highly dubious that this could be used as a legal tool to 'get' to him. Unless there's some solid physical proof here, not 'generated results', this is conjecture.
Someone smart enough to 'create' bitcoin, just might be smart enough to know the value of anonymity, and that reverse analysis might be used to later identify them. Depends on your level of risk and paranoia I presume...
When I hear about bitcoin's founder I am reminded of a homeless man I met in Palo Alto in the 1990's, in his 30's or 40's. He used to stand on the street chanting weird things and you would think he was insane, which he was. But if you talked to him, you'd realize he was pretty smart too. Anyhow, he told me about how he was getting his P.H.D. in Economics from Yale, but they rejected his thesis which was basically about private currency, as his professors equated it with counterfeiting and he subsequently went semi-mad according to him. This guy was a smart homeless guy but also a little crazy, his shopping cart had various gadgets powered by car battery, and I think there was a reason he was hanging out in the valley at that time. Find him, and you will find the creator of bitcoin.
So what.
According to Betteridge's Law, any news headline in the form of a question can be answered "No." Therefore we know it's not Nick Szabo.
Is there an rss link for that blog? I can't find it.
SURELY NOT!!!!!
and bronies
I mean, The Winklevoss twins (of Facebook fame - yes those two) have claimed repeatedly that they own around 10% of all bitcoins out there spread through various safe storage locations.
If that's true (that would be around 2M bitcoins), that would put their holdings at over $2B.
Not on GWU's faculty roster. Also, no evidence that he ever held the title of professor in the GWU economics department. May the Google be with you.
We were wondering if he was Satoshi...2-3 years ago on the bitcoin forums. It's so comical how the rest of the web is playing catch up and pretending like these are new discoveries.
What is the motivation to hide behind a pseudonym as the creator of Bitcoin?
NO? Then how about we stick to news (for nerds) and not unfounded speculations from random blogs.
Why do I read "Satoshi" and think "Ash"? True, it comes from Pokemon but it makes sense in Bitcoin as well, as the smallest division of a bitcoin is called a "satoshi", and guess what the smallest particle of combusted plant matter is called.
Because in the Japanese version, Ash was named Satoshi... :P
And, Misty was Kasumi. (Kasumi = Mist).
It's Kevin Spacey.
... it was another guy named Satoshi Nakamoto.
nothing says creepy like an adult pokemon fan
Ya, i creep myself out at times.
Be seeing you...
and pederasts, though I suspect pokemon fan/pedo venn diagram just looks like a circle.
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when bit coin first came out i turned to my wife and said "this looks like tekno hog to me"
she said "no it is not tekno hog" and then laughed at me
well who is laughing now
I knew a mad physicist. He had finished his thesis and his "troubles" began in middle age. He could talk to you cogently and intelligently about almost any subject. But don't ask him about the ghosts at the end of the block conspiring against him, or why he sleeps in the bushes.
Actually, he only sometimes slept in the bushes. Some kind family member or friend would often put him up for the night. He looked like he lived in a dumpster, but actually smelled very clean, and had the whitest, most perfect teeth I'd ever seen (not dentures or caps, though... not _that_ perfect).
I sometimes thought he might be a Yogi or something, being of Indian descent. Or maybe Jesus incarnate.
Yeah, I had my comment moderated as funny, which it is, but I'm serious about this guy if I had to pick someone I've met in my life it would be him (and I know a guy who has the Nobel Prize in Economics). But there are a few street people who are maybe so smart they get hay-wired.
This guy used to stand in alley with his eyes rolled up, between the bookstore and the music shop chanting "Help me gus! Save us gus!" I used to think he was saying God, not gus, but I asked him about it. I actually didn't know he could talk at all, but I worked at the music store, and he came in, and I thought I was going to have to call the police. Then he talked normally and spoke well, and I asked him about what he was doing. He clarified his chant, sort of, at least as far as what he was saying. He wanted to buy something for his recording studio, which was a tape 4 track and other stuff that was in his shopping cart, which he showed me. I was in high school then, and I dealt with him a few times, and I think he told me about his education because I complimented his intelligence (I don't normally do that, but relative to homeless people I knew, he was smart, just crazy) and maybe I just probed people better then. Anyhow, he told me about his thesis, which me talking about is almost like the tenacious D song where it's a tribute to the greatest song in the world. I didn't really have the capacity to understand it all then (I was in H.S. talking to a mad partial PHD) so I can't spit it out verbatim, but he had me convinced at the conclusion, even perhaps the state of his condition, by virtue of his passion and reasoning despite the general premise behind his hypothesis seemed flawed to me then, and it had driven him in to exile, and he chose to go to Palo Alto for whatever reason. I don't know if he knows how to program. Maybe he learned on the mean streets.
I know a guy who has the Nobel Prize in Economics
No you don't.
Watch this Heartland Institute video
surely not all pederasts are pokemon fans?
Did anyone think to ask this guy directly before posting an article about him?
Spent All My Mod Points
Yeah, I had my comment moderated as funny, which it is, but I'm serious about this guy
Your name here isn't helping with that...
I thought your story was going to go like this...
When I hear about bitcoin's founder I am reminded of a homeless man I met in Palo Alto in the 1990's, in his 30's or 40's. He used to stand on the street chanting weird things and you would think he was insane, which he was. But if you talked to him, you'd realize he was pretty smart too. Anyhow, he told me about how he was getting his P.H.D. in Economics from Yale, but they rejected his thesis which was basically about private currency, as his professors equated it with counterfeiting and he subsequently went semi-mad according to him. This guy was a smart homeless guy but also a little crazy, his shopping cart had various gadgets powered by car battery, and I think there was a reason he was hanging out in the valley at that time. Find him, and you will find the creator of bitcoin. Anyway, after he was all done telling me this, he looked intently at me and said, "By the way, can you spare some change? I need about tree fiddy."
If the person you want to write about is the real Satoshi, he'd obviously say no.
If the person you want to write about the real Satoshi, he'd probably also say no. He might also ask you not to hassle him.
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I think of the stuttering psycho from Higurashi. It's a good connection, because you'd have to have a brain parasite to think that Bitcoin is worth anything.
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I think there's a reason he hasn't come forward. Would You want to stand up and claim ownership of the ponzi scheme that is scamcoin?
It's probably a handle created by the NSA, to trick techy hipster basement ponies who worship anything Japanese. It might be a good thing that those emo's are losing their money.
Yea, genius and madness tend to go hand in hand - same traits cause both. There's been research into it, and if i recall right they pretty much concluded it's almost like flip sides of a coin.
History shows us as well, many geniuses of our past were... A bit out of their mind, but because of that they are also geniuses -> they think about things no one else would, they see those things differently and approach differently.
I believe part of the reason genius minds go a bit mad, or some genius persons seems very obnoxious is because everyone else seems to stupid, and it gets so insanely frustfrating when people cannot understand what seems basic logic from the POV of the genius, and you have to deal with it every single F* day, but from the POV of the genius there is just so many morons.
Bottomline is - if they are a bit out of their mind, or seemingly completely bonkers - we should be glad and thankfull, because that is the person who is likely to come to a solution to a very hard problem concerning few or many, pushing our civilization forwards.
Also because people fight against them calling "bullshit" at their "crazy inventions", they have to proof beyond shadow of doubt this is better, while it sucks for the genius it is better for civilization as a whole
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Ok, but what if he really IS ( bit.ly/18nUitE ) Satoshi? Then, what? Some terrorists *cough* NSA maybe *cough* will kidnap him and force to work for them/add backdoor to BTC protocol?
I know it's a huge problem when people get to know you're some internet tech/economy pioneer super-hero, because it can be used against you. But what could happen (now without conjectures and speculations) to this person, if someday someone will discover REAL personality of Satoshi? He'll be given to the court by govt, maybe judged for helping in money laundering?
GWU's website (econ or otherwise) does not list any Nick Szabo. What's the point of saying that Nakamoto is some other pseudonymous/non-existent person.
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Szabo, Douglas
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Szabo, Elizabeth C
Part-time Faculty
2000 H Street, NW
Washington, DC 20052
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Szabo, John L.
Part-time Faculty
Law School
2000 H Street NW
Washington, DC 20052
ph. (202) 994-2571
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Szabo, Tanja Dagmar
Part-time Faculty
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